You know I ain’t missing no damn pigeon question

Tonight the Rapscallions took second place in team trivia, earning a $25 gift certificate and bringing our total to $225.

One of the questions: What do restaurant menus call a pigeon that is not old enough to fly?

As a downtowner, you know I ain’t missing no damn pigeon question!

Correct answer: Squab.

Although, now that I think about it… restaurants serving pigeon on the menu, that’s just gross.