Today’s post is of an educational nature. Here’s a link to an article that will teach you how to make a cootie catcher.
The captain of the Mormons for Gay Polygamy trivia team was running around the Saucer all weekend playing with one of these. Now, that may cause you to think that the Mormons’ captain is a 7 year old girl, but no, it’s a 28 year old male.
The weekly trivia contest is tonight at 7 PM and let me assure you, the Rapscallions are ready to open a can of whoop ass like we never have before.
Just checked the tracker… geez… this blog got 460 hits yesterday. I guess people like reading drunk posts, inside jokes with friends and info about what all the bums are doing downtown. Oh, by the way, there’s a new bum on the streets. He carries a harmonica around and plays it – badly. He’ll follow you around blowing on that stupid thing until you give him money so he’ll go away. Now that’s a bum gimmick I’ve never seen before. I posted a list of bum gimmicks a few years ago – I need to update it.
Hungry… think I’ll stop at Quizno’s and pick up an Italian sub on my way back to work. You know one of the things I hate most about having an 8-to-5 job? I have to go to lunch at the same time everyone else goes to lunch, and stand in long lines. When I had non-traditional jobs I’d always go at like 2:30 and have the entire restaurant to myself. I miss those days.
Blah. Back to work.