Night out report

(PROFANITY ALERT:  If you don’t like cuss words don’t read.  This is a drunk post.)

Started the evening at the Saucer.  Their Spring 2008 menus are out and some of their prices have been raised dramatically.  Their flights, five 5 oz. glasses around a particular theme, were $6.50 each a year ago.  Now flights cost $10.50 for the “Build Your Own” flight and $8.50 for the others.  Of course, I discovered this after ordering a German flight.  If I had known they were planning to give it to us up the ass on the flight prices on the Spring menu, I would’ve made sure to get all my flights done while the winter menu was still intact.

Beer report:

Previous total:  $507.25

Beers 94, 95 and 96 (but 89, 90 and 91 according to the Saucer):
Tillburg’s Dutch Brown Ale $4.50
German Flight $8.50

Spaten Lager
Paulaner Hefe-Weizen
Paulaner Salvator Dopplebock
Spaten Bock
Spaten Oktoberfest

Kirin Ichiban $4.00
Tip $16.50 x ~30% = $5.00
Total $21.50

Grand total:  $528.75

After the Saucer I made my way to the Red Rooster.  That place is going to do well.  By 11:30 it was two-thirds packed, not bad considering it’s in the 30s outside.  Come rooftop party season that place is going to be SLAMMED.

They had a band tonight that did the best cover of the Beatles’ “Helter Skelter” I have ever heard.

However, I do have one piece of constructive criticism for the Rooster.  When I went in the men’s room, they had a restroom attendant.  WTF?  A RESTROOM ATTENDANT IS A BUM WITH A BOTTLE OF LIQUID SOAP.  I know how to squirt soap on my hands without assistance.  I know how to get paper towels from the dispenser and dry my hands.  I don’t need help.  I am not willing to tip a dollar for help which I do not need.  PLEASE GET RID OF THAT MOTHERFUCKER IMMEDIATELY.  Until they take my advice, I recommend that you do not shake hands with me if you run into me at the Rooster.  Seriously, I am a lot less likely to go to clubs where I know I’ll have to deal with (and bypass) a attendant every time I need to go.  My irritation at having to avoid tipping an attendant $1 causes me to avoid the entire club and avoid spending $25 at the bar.  I know a lot of other people feel the same.  It’s a concept that does not work in Memphis.  Maybe L.A. but not here.

Ladies, are restroom attendants as annoying in your restrooms?  Or are you glad to see them?  I know y’all spend a lot more time in the bathroom than we do.  Just curious.

Off to bed.