South Main Association gets plugged in

The SMA recently upgraded their website, so that it has details of all the things they have going on currently, whereas before it had details of the upcoming May 2009 meeting.  They also have sections about dining, Trolley Tour, and shopping, and there’s a photo gallery.  Looks great!  Don’t forget that there’s an SMA meeting Tuesday night at the Center for Southern Folklore.

If you want to network with the SMA, you can follow them on Twitter at @SMAMemphis.  You can also find them on Facebook under “South Main Association.”  When I searched for them, the South Mumbai Association came up in the results as well.  I’m sure they’re an interesting group too.

Last night:  Couple of hours at the Saucer, couple of hours at Bardog, over to my friends Shawn and Joe’s place to shoot pool.  While at Bardog, my friend Christina who is organizing the Jersey Shore Pub Crawl told me that she wants to dress me up for it – she wants to give me a fake spray-on tan and the blowout hairdo that Jerz guido douchebags have.  Can a blowout really be done on hair as long as mine?  Seems like it would take an entire tube of maximum-strength gel.  And who knows how many times I’d have to wash my hair the next morning to get all that junk out.

My friend Joe cut Saucer bartender Brittney’s hair earlier in the week, and while I agree that something needs to be done about her hair, he should have had her brush it forward so it completely covers her face.  Now that he’s cut her hair, she has his cell number, and now she’s texting him all the time.  If I had Old Lazy Ass texting me all the time I think I’d flush my iPhone down the toilet.

No plans at all for the day… guess I’ll get on PokerStars and play some more Omaha Hi/Lo.