“Hey Paul, let me ask you something. What do you think about the kickball teams that play on Wednesday night?”
“I don’t know, I’m not on a team. I know some people who do it though. Seems like they have fun.”
“Where do they play? Is there a park Downtown where they do it?”
“I don’t know, I’m not on a team.”
“How does kickball work? Do they do innings, like baseball?”
“I don’t know, I’m not on a team.”
“Is there an organization like the NFL that publishes official rules for kickball?”
“I don’t know, I’m not on a team.”
“Are they just groups of friends who get together, or do companies sponsor teams?”
“I DON’T KNOW!!! I’M NOT ON A TEAM!!!”
“You don’t know? You’re the Downtown blogger, I thought you knew everything.”
I’m seriously thinking about doing a long post entitled “How to not be annoying at bars.”