Calhoun’s sports bar on G. E. Patterson has announced that they will open early Friday morning, at 8:30 AM, for patrons who want to watch the USA-Slovenia World Cup soccer match. $2 PBR all day, every day.
FAQ for this game:
What should I wear? Well, if you’re female, I suggest a tube top.
How should I act when the US scores a goal? Scream, cheer, and jump up and down. Especially jump up and down.
It’s looking to be a “newsy” day, so check back around lunchtime.