Last night I walked in the Saucer and Lil’ Kim (pictured at left) was standing at the door. She stuck her arm out and blocked my entrance. “What’s the password?” she said.
Lil’ Kim and I had recently had a football rivalry. She’s an LSU fan; I’m an Arkansas fan. The Hogs defeated LSU in the final game of the regular season, propelling the Razorbacks into a BCS bowl – the Sugar Bowl vs. Ohio State.
So, in response to her password request, I said, “Go Hogs.”
“No. That’s incorrect,” Lil’ Kim said.
“Wooooo pig sooooieeeeee?” I tried again.
“No,” said Lil’ Kim, and she continued to hold her arm up.
I just walked past her, because by that point I’d been in the Saucer 56 seconds and didn’t have a beer yet. “You know what the password was?” said Lil’ Kim, “Meghan’s a douche.”
She said it, I didn’t. Whose side is Lil’ Kim on?
Sorry for those of you who didn’t get this inside joke. Informative content will be back tomorrow.
Unless I’m still drunk tomorrow. Then, Friday.