Texas Toast Burger, add Chili, Onion Rings, Medium, Ranch instead of Ketchup @ Huey’s

Tonight I went to the Saucer for happy hour. Then I went to poker at the Blind Bear, where Bobby called my A7 with AJ hearts. By the turn I had two pair, Aces and Sevens. So what happens? Bobby hits his heart to win the hand on the river. Afterward, back to the Saucer for a couple more beers, then it was time to weigh food options.

I decided to make a build-your-own sandwich at Huey’s – and what a build-your-own sandwich it was! I ordered the Texas Toast burger, served medium. I dissected it for this photo, and you can see the jalapenos lying atop pepper jack cheese along with grilled onion on Texas Toast, waiting to be placed atop the meat patty, cooked medium. And although I’ve been into the black bean burger lately, not tonight. That right there is 100% dead cow. I got a side of chili (65 cents extra) to top it. I also paid an additional 40 cents for onion rings instead of fries, and I got ranch for dipping because ketchup sucks. Granted, some people would disagree. Ketchup is the Nuh-Uh Girl’s second favorite topping, after any topping that’s free. “Whaaaaaat? You’re not going to eat that? Can I have it? :-)”

Walking home with drunkass to-go food from Huey’s is one of the perks of living Downtown. So what are you waiting for? Get down here!!!