Saturday recap: My troll made a new friend

I started off yesterday as I usually do my Saturdays, at Bardog. They were having problems with the PBR keg and my beer mug got all foamed up. “Take you a big ol’ swaller and I’ll fill you up,” said bartender Bloom, reminding me of a conversation my friends Tony and Rahul have had many times.

Meanwhile, my troll played the jukebox.

Didn’t realize she was an Eagles fan.

Later in the day, we went over to the Blind Bear, where my troll made a new friend.

Later in the day my troll stopped by the Majestic Grille for a heart-healthy dinner.

Pro tip about the calamari: The red peppers are not just there for decoration. Eat them. They’re the best part.

Random thing I learned yesterday: “I need more color” is how you tell the bartender you need more orange juice in your mimosa.

Two weeks from this day marks the 10th anniversary of the Sunday jazz jam at Earnestine & Hazel’s.

New: You no longer have to sign your credit card receipts. The card companies have decided the protection against fraud your signature provides is almost nil.

The finals of the riverfront soccer tournament are this afternoon, Tom Lee Park, 1:00.

Max’s Sports Bar won’t have crawfish today, but they will open at 2:00 for The Masters.

Hoping to resolve the conflict over immigration, Mexico has agreed to pay for Donald Trump’s mental health care.

Happy Rusev Day everyone! After the BBQ Fest cooks’ meeting, I will be watching WrestleMania on the WWE Network. I’m not going to predict every match, but I will predict one. After Asuka defeats Charlotte Flair for the Smackdown women’s championship, Carmella cashes in her Money in the Bank briefcase and hands Asuka her first WWE loss with the help of Big Cass. Also, I don’t have a prediction for the winner but Miz vs. Balor vs. Rollins will be the match of the night.

That’s it for now. Almost time for the cooks’ meeting. Back tomorrow with more news.