Author: paulryburn

Yesterday morning I walked south to the Memphis Farmers Market’s winter market. On the way down there I noticed that American Apparel has the entire store at 50% off in anticipation of its closing at the end of the month. If you need anything you have a couple of weeks to get by there.

I was greeted at the Market by one of my favorite volunteers, Terre, who was working the front table. She thanked me for my Thursday post outlining what’s happening at the winter market. I appreciate that. It’s always nice when I go out of my way to promote a Downtown event and the organizers thank me.

I expected the winter market to be small, thinking maybe half the main aisle of the pavilion would be occupied by crafts vendors. That was not the case! The entire main aisle and most of the side aisle were occupied with vendors, and nearly half of them were selling produce. There were carrots and fall vegetables like gourds. There was kale too. Kale never seems to go out of season. The market was by no means crowded but there were more people there than the last markets in November, for sure.

“I notice the popsicle vendor didn’t make it today,” I commented to Terre. It was about 30 degrees outside at the time I was there.

“He’s here, just selling something different,” Terre replied. “He’s selling soup today.” Oh, really? I walked toward the back. Sure enough, there was a food truck I had never seen before, The Daily Soup. I walked up to the window, and sure enough, there was Popsicle Guy. “Your winter business?” I asked.

“Yeah, this is a lot more profitable than selling popsicles,” he told me.

I had been recommended the chicken and corn chowder soup on the way down there, but once I saw the menu, my stomach was set in a different direction: The Maryland crab soup. It came with my choice of cornbread or oyster crackers. I got the cornbread.

I got the most prime seat in the entire Market, the table on the main aisle, just off the side aisle, in the seat facing the entrance. There was no wind and it was really peaceful, sitting there eating my soup and watching the world go by.

After eating I visited my friend Boo in her pottery booth. I mentioned that I had just got a new toaster, one which burns the PBR logo into the bread. Toast by itself is boring, though, I told Boo. I needed to get something to put on toast to make it interesting. “Dodson’s Farm!” she exclaimed, pointing a few booths to her left. I walked down there and checked out the booth of the Forrest City, Arkansas farm. I selected a jar of peach butter which I cannot wait to try.

Here’s a list of their jams and jellies, which I grabbed from their Facebook page: Apple Butter, Apple Rosemary, Basil Jelly, Bellini, Blackberry, Blueberry, Caramel Apple Jam, Cherry Amaretto, Cowboy Jam, Fig Preserves, High Dumpsie Dearie, Jalapeño Peach, Jamboree, Mimosa, Mint, Muscadine, Nectarine Vanilla Bean, Caramelized Onion, Peach, Peach Butter, Pear & Apple Butter, Pear Honey, Mild Pepper, Medium Pepper, Hot Pepper, Plumcot, Strawberry Limeade, Tomato Basil Jam, Tomato Marmalade, Zucchini Marmalade, and Spicy Zucchini Jam. You won’t be able to visit them at the Memphis Farmers Market until the 2017 season starts on April 1, but it looks like Curb Market out in Midtown carries their products.

Good catching up with my BBQ vice president Erik who is a board member of the Market. Hard to believe we are five months away from BBQ Fest!

After the Market it was time to pay Clarence a visit at Earnestine & Hazel’s. Clarence had been polling the regulars as to whether he should be open Christmas Eve or Christmas Day and what hours. He has made a decision and asked me to pass it on. E&H will be open from 10 AM to approximately sometime around 11 PM or midnight Saturday, December 24, Christmas Eve. It will be closed on Christmas.

People from Nashville who had heard of Clarence came in. “Tell us stories,” they requested. Clarence referred to E&H as a “working women’s house” from 1960 to 1992, which I suppose is a polite way to put it.

In my coat pocket I had a Christmas present for one of Clarence’s other regulars. She didn’t show up though.

Don’tcha just love those crazy trolls?

From E&H I walked over to my home away from home on the south side, Max’s Sports Bar, to have a couple of beers and watch Tiger basketball. Then it was time to wander back north to see what was going on at the Blind Bear. “The new menu is out!” Jeannette told me, and when I saw Colin put an apron on, I knew good things were in store. Colin’s chili was going on the menu! Jeannette described the various ways you can have Colin’s chili:

Combine Pepperjack Mac & Bear Chili
Or
A cup of Chili
Or
A bowl of Chili
Or
Add Chili to your Hotsy Totsy (Baked Potato)
Or…
You tell me

The new menu is not a major overhaul. Don’t worry, popular items like the Bear Balls, Mexican Pizza, Gangster Philly, and Pepper Jack Mac & Cheese are still there. They still have hot sauce behind the bar too, for those who like to add it to their mac & cheese.

A Caprese Salad is new to the menu. This is slices of Buffalo mozzarella with tomatoes and basil, drizzled with a balsamic reduction. It’s nice to see an additional vegetarian option on the menu.

The Hibernation Fries have been promoted to the main menu – no more waiting around until the clock strikes midnight so I can order them off the late-night menu. For those who have never had them, these fries are the best thing ever. The Bear Rub Fries are topped with spiced ground beef, melted pepper jack, fresh jalapenos, tomatoes, and bacon crumbles with a side of ranch. The jalapenos are what makes this dish so good, and you will definitely want to have something cold nearby to drink when you eat these fries.

Also new to the menu is Hotsy-Totsy, a baked potato with sour cream, cheese, butter, bacon, and chives. For $2 more you can load it up with any or all of salsa, blue cheese, ranch, Jager BBQ sauce, pepper jack, tomatoes, grilled onions, jalapenos, mushrooms, and peppers. For $3 more you can make it a meal and add buffalo chicken, spiced ground beef, Bear chili, or grilled asparagus. Add steak for $5 more.

All right, I am going to shake things up a bit this morning. B-RAD has the week off from the Blind Bear, so I am going to lead off at Bardog. I feel really bad about missing so many Saturdays there the past few months. It is absolutely no fault of their own; I just had something I needed to do in another part of town. So, I am going to make it up to them this morning by leading off there. Panda told me she has a PBR Christmas ornament for me. Not exactly sure what I will do with that since I don’t have a tree. Blind Bear will be stop #2 on my Sunday agenda. Think I may give the Hotsy-Totsy with ground beef a try. Back tomorrow with more news.

I’d be willing to venture a guess that at least a few of my readers are attending a Dirty Santa party tonight. For those not familiar, every attendee brings a wrapped gift, often limited to a certain dollar amount. A drawing is then done to determine the order in which each person selects a gift. When it’s your turn, you have two options: You can open a new gift, or you can steal the gift of anyone who went before you, in which case they open another gift. Obviously the person in the best position is the person who goes last, because they’ve seen all the gifts except one. Statistical analysis site FiveThirtyEight has determined the optimal strategy for your turn in Dirty Santa, regardless of where you are in the order.

Barboro Alley, the alley running from Front to Second between Union and Gayoso, is gettin’ pretty!

Artwork from ‘The Artery’ is going up in Barboro Alley! Stay tuned as installations continue to roll in #DowntownMemphis #SoulCity pic.twitter.com/xtN5FRyypg

— Downtown Memphis (@DowntownMemphis) December 8, 2016

This is great. Ten years ago that alley was poorly lit and not safe to walk down at night. One of my friends got knocked out in that alley and had his wallet stolen Memorial Day weekend 2006. And now the alley is well lit, there are cameras, there are entrances to Belle Tavern and The Lofts at Barboro Alley, and now an art installation is going in. Big win for the Downtown core.

Sports fans: The Daily News’ next Newsmakers Seminar will feature newsmakers in Memphis sports. It will happen at the Brooks Museum on Thursday, January 26. Tom Bowen, the athletic director at the University of Memphis will be the keynote speaker. Panelists will include Steve Erhart, executive director of the AutoZone Liberty Bowl; Craig Unger, GM of the Memphis Redbirds; and Jason Wexler, president of business operations for the Memphis Grizzlies. Following the program, there will be a wine and cheese reception.

Jojo’s Mad World Love tour is coming to the New Daisy Sunday, April 16. Tickets are $25 with a VIP meet and greet ticket for $125.

Elmo Makes Music with Sesame Street Live is in Memphis this weekend at the Cannon Center. Performances are at 10:30 and 2 today, and 2 tomorrow.

Singer/songwriter and storyteller Dr. Rice Drewry plays the Center for Southern Folklore tonight at 8. $10 cover.

Yesterday I posted that the $25 million the city and county are investing to build infrastructure in The Pinch would come from neither the city’s general operating fund or from property tax revenue. So where is the money coming from, then?. The city’s CFO says most of it is coming from sales tax collected in the Downtown Tourism Development Zone.

Random thing I learned from Twitter yesterday: Have you ever seen coins placed on a gravestone? You shouldn’t touch them. They were left by a veteran paying respects to a fellow serviceman or servicewoman. It’s a way to let the world know that the deceased person has been visited.

Over $55,000 collected from the Beale Street Bucks program will be donated to several local charities. The program was put in place to address overcrowding and safety on Beale on Saturday nights. There was a $10 cover charge to get on the street, and those who paid received a $7 voucher to spend in Beale restaurants and shops. The remaining $3 went toward administering the program. After the program was implemented, there was a $30 reduction in safety issues.

Some of the $7 vouchers went unredeemed, which is where the $55,000 comes from. Charities receiving donations from this pool of money will be announced every Thursday. Among the first of the recipients is Porter-Leath, the primary resource for Memphis’ at-risk children and families (and presenter of Rajun Cajun Crawfish Fest, and beneficiary of the Stumbling Santa toy drive). Also receiving a donation is the Blues Foundation’s Handy Artist Relief Fund (HART Fund), which covers health care costs for aging blues musicians without insurance.

Downtowners, if you have a reason to travel to Midtown, stop by 901 Grille and Market at East Parkway and Central and see the new place that our friends Sunny and Hamida (owners of City Market) opened. Grab you some wings, a burger, a salad or a pita while you’re out that way.

Give the gift of Rizzo’s this year. Starting Monday, Rizzo’s gift certificates will be available for purchase. You get $10 off any purchase of $50 or more. Who wouldn’t want to find Rizzo’s in their stocking this Christmas?

High Cotton has announced that they have reached their limit for supplies they can take to Gatlinburg given the size of the truck they are renting, and can no longer accept any additional donations. Don’t forget that they are opening the taproom early for their Navy vs. Army Watch Party this afternoon. They will be giving away 75 High Cotton Navy glasses and 75 High Cotton Army glasses. Central BBQ will have its food truck parked outside.

The Bar-Kays and Confunkshun will play the Cannon Center as part of the first annual Freedom and Funk Celebration Weekend on Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. weekend. The event will be on Saturday, January 15 at 8 PM and will be hosted by Stan “The Man” Bell.

Thank you to my apartment building Number 10 Main for a fine Friday night at their holiday party. Amy LaVere, John Paul Keith & their band provided the tunes. We had ham, brisket, shrimp, salmon, pork tenderloin, turkey… pretty much all of the meats. I was well fed by the end of the evening.

People are starting to talk of a winter storm event coming through here next Sunday evening. Now, that would be the perfect time for a winter storm. The ideal winter storm starts about 10 Sunday night, so that everyone gets to enjoy their weekend, then dumps enough snow and ice so that offices close, but not so much that bars close. Bardog has $2 Fireball when it’s snowing!

Here’s the problem with that, though: The source I trust most, MemphisWeather.net, says in its forecast that for the week including next Sunday, “Temperatures near average; precipitation above average.” The average low for Sunday, December 18 is 34. It may snow or sleet but it ain’t stickin’ unless the temperatures drop to well below average.

Time to head to the Memphis Farmers Market winter market! I’m hoping there is a vendor selling jellies or preserves, since I now have a PBR toaster and need something to put on my toast. After the Market I will spread a little sunshine at Earnestine & Hazel’s, if anyone pre-gaming for the noon Tigers game wants to join. Back tomorrow with more news!

Singer Karen Waldrup will unveil her new song “Memphis Never Gave Up” at Songwriter Night #43 at South Main Sounds, 550 S. Main, tonight at 7 PM. Also performing will be Jimmy Stephens Jr., Eric Crays Music, David Cousar, Mark Edgar Stuart and McKenna Bray. This place gets packed every time they have a songwriter night, so get there early to get a good seat.

Remember to clean up after your pets, Downtowners! Here’s a deal for 540 dog poop bags for $9.

There’s a free wine tasting tonight in The Pinch at Pyramid Wines and Spirits from 5 to 8 PM.

While we’re on the subject of The Pinch, the official announcement was made by Mayor Strickland yesterday: the city and county are investing $25 million to improve the infrastructure from St. Jude’s campus west to the river. The investment will not tap the general fund which is used for essential city services, nor will it come from property tax dollars. For its part, St. Jude expects to raise $8 billion in private donations for an expansion that will create 1800 new jobs.

In case you don’t get enough live music at Memphis in May’s Beale Street Music Fest May 5-7, you’ll get more at FedEcForum the following evening: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers have announced a concert date for Monday, May 8. It’s part of their 40th anniversary tour.

If you can’t make it to the Memphis Farmers Market winter market tomorrow but want to purchase some pottery, Erica Bodine Pottery will have a shop in the event room of the Memphis Made taproom on Sunday.

The Whiskey Chute Smugglers play the Center for Southern Folklore tonight at 8. $10 admission.

For those of you who use Chrome as your web browser (I do), you can make America kittens again. The Chrome extension finds headlines with President-Elect Cheeto’s name in them and replaces the associated images with photos of cute kittens. It turns the New York Times article profiling the cheeto’s Cabinet nominations into a kitten party.

Ballet Memphis will perform The Nutcracker tonight through Sunday at the Orpheum. Tickets are $10-78.

The DMC has a list of stocking stuffers you can purchase in Downtown Memphis. Keep your shopping dollars local with these buys.

If you need to buy a Christmas gift for an old-school wrestling fan, check out these books from MemphisWrestlingHistory.com.

The intersection of Second and Peabody Place is about to get lit up: ServiceMaster has been granted a variance from Downtown’s sign code to place 10 signs on its new headquarters.

That’s it for this post. I will hit Silly Goose happy hour after work for a quick minute, then I have my apartment building’s Christmas party. Back tomorrow with more news.

When you think about reasons to go to a farmers market, is “learn to dance” among them? It will be this Saturday at the Memphis Farmers Market Winter Market. At 11 and again at noon, folks from Cat’s Ballroom will give mini-lessons on the basics of ballroom dancing. You can sign up for a chance to win free private lessons. You can also purchase packages for Cat’s Ballroom if you want to learn more.

For the kids, there will be two crafts activities from 10 to noon. You can make bauble tree ornaments with Dixon Gallery & Gardens, and Christmas characters magnets with the Memphis Farmers Market.

Felicia Willett of Felicia Suzanne’s will be there selling her line of Flo’s products. These include tomato jam, pickled jalapenos, pepper jelly, bread & butter pickles, and jalapeño pimento cheese and tart shells. A little Flo’s will perk up your Christmas dinner for sure.

Saturday is your chance to purchase cookbooks that promote healthy eating, chat with the authors, and get them signed. Jennifer Chandler will sign her cookbooks and husband and wife team Justin Fox Burks and Amy Lawrence will sign The Chubby Vegetarian and The Southern Vegetarian Cookbook.

Now here’s a vendor I can personally recommend. The very first weekend of the 2016 Market, I bought some Papi Joe’s Tennessee Pepper Hot Sauce. I used it on all kinds of food and it was delicious! Papi will be selling his BBQ sauce and his Bloody Mary mix at Saturday’s market as well.

Farmhouse Barkery will be selling all-natural, fresh, oven-baked dog treats. Your dog needs a Christmas present too!

If you need some serving dishes or food-safe drinkware for Christmas dinner, visit Erica Bodine Stoneware Pottery at the winter market. She has locally crafted ornaments for your tree too.

Lydia’s Healthy Edibles will be selling gift baskets for the gluten-intolerant. The baskets are filled with gluten-free cake mixes along with utensils. You will be able to buy gift cards for flours and other gluten-free cooking ingredients as well.

It just wouldn’t be the Memphis Farmers Market without some crazy in the mix… I am talking of course about Crazy Good hot sauces. They will be on hand selling holiday gift boxes for the sauce aficionado in your life.

Adam Levin will provide the live music for the market, which will be under the pavilion at Front and G.E. Patterson from 9 AM to 1 PM. If you lost items at the market this year, this is your last chance to visit lost & found and retrieve them. Bring your list, both naughty and nice! Of course, I haven’t been a bit naughty at the Farmers Market this year so I am sure Santa will be good to me! Hope to see you there!

Jerry Lee Lewis will play a concert at his club on Beale New Year’s Eve. Jason James will kick things off that night at 8 PM, and then Jerry Lee will take the stage at 10. To purchase tickets, call General Manager JJ Spencer at 901-474-4535. If you want to send Jerry Lee fan mail, send it to

Jerry Lee Lewis Cafe & Honky Tonk
Attn: New Year’s Eve Concert
310 Beale St
Memphis, TN 38103

Dirty Santa Bingo by Cerrito Bingo comes to the Green Beetle next Wednesday, December 14 from 7 to 9 PM. If you get a bingo, you can steal a gift from a previous winner or pick a new gift. Winners are automatically entered into Cerrito Bingo’s contest to win a Nashville trip and a VIP Yazoo brewery tour. $3 Yazoo pints while playing bingo. Bingo is family-friendly and no RSVP is required.

A new ping-pong bar is coming to Midtown. Blazing Paddles will be located at 2166 Central.

Penelope Huston has been named new vice-president of the Downtown Memphis Commission. Most recently, Penelope was Director of Marketing for Memphis in May, and before that, she worked at the Memphis Flyer. I met Penelope the very first time I ever went to Raiford’s, in September 1997 when she threw a Flyer party there. Excellent hire!

I got a chance to talk to the folks at the RAWK’n Grub food truck on the way out of the High Cotton event for Gatlinburg last night. I had been stalking their menu online earlier that day, and I really wanted to try the Blue Suede Shoestring Potatoes, shoestring fries covered with a smoked blue cheese ranch dip, and topped with candied bacon, scallions, and blue cheese crumbles. Unfortunately all the tables inside were taken and it was too cold to eat outside, but I will look for you guys soon!

High Cotton had some people who couldn’t make it to the Gatlinburg supply drive last night, but who still wanted to donate. They will try to take donations through Saturday evening. Contact them at taproom@highcottonbrewing.com and they will make arrangements. (I’d appreciate it if you mentioned in your email that you read about it here.) They are going to try to pack everything into one vehicle (so much has been donated that they may have to rent a semi) to take over on Monday. If you want to donate and like football, perhaps a good time to bring your items would be their Navy vs. Army Watch Party Saturday from 1 to 4.

Saturday is one of this season’s doubleheaders at FedExForum. The Tigers men’s basketball team hosts UAB at noon, and then the Grizzlies play the Golden State Warriors at 7. My friend Nate who works there will be working a double, and on days like these I like to think about what a hard-working guy Nate is as I sit at the bar at the Blind Bear and sip a PBR and watch TV.

Christmas party recipe: Festive Fireball Fudge

I don’t know if I have any vegetarians who read this blog, but on the off-chance that I do, they might be interested in Michael Donahue’s Best Bet for this week. Donahue, a fan of faux food, reviews McEwen’s faux hot wings made of cauliflower.

The Crosstown Concourse job fair is Saturday from 10 to 4 at 438 N. Cleveland. They will be hiring for over 100 jobs with a dozen Concourse tenants. First 100 attendees get pizza.

That’s it for now, time for lunch. Probably a third post after work about the Winter Market at the Memphis Farmers Market Saturday.

When High Cotton Brewing Co. announced its Paying it Forward for Gatlinburg event, a donation drive for items needed by those displaced by fires in Gatlinburg and Sevier County, I saw an opportunity. As I have mentioned before, I work in Horn Lake, Mississippi for the organization that sanctions the card game bridge in North America. Our largest regional tournament happens in Gatlinburg every spring, and it is so popular and well-loved that the attendance is often not far off that of our three annual national tournaments.

I went to HR and got permission to send out a solicitation email to all our headquarters employees. I explained that I was dropping items off at the donation drive Wednesday night, and if anyone else wished to donate items I would be happy to drop theirs off too. Several co-workers responded and we had a nice little haul of travel-sized toiletries, baby food, diapers, and travel toothbrush kits:

I took the stuff down there about 5:40 yesterday evening. “Hopefully I will beat the crowd,” I thought. I didn’t! I had to park two blocks away. When I got inside, they directed me to the room in the back, where a MASSIVE haul of donations was being assembled. It was easily five times what I expected them to take in – and remember, when I got there, there were still more than three hours for people to drop off donations. They’re going to have to find a pretty big truck to get all that stuff to East Tennessee.

I’m aware that the local media mines my blog for news stories. I know it’s after the fact, but you might want to give the organizers a call and see if you can get at least a short sound bite or a blurb for print. This is a fantastic example of how the community can come together on short notice to do good for others.

The Memphis music community has the back of three brothers injured in the Gatlinburg-area fires last week. Brothers Brandon, Jared, and Wesley Summers are recovering as they mourn their parents who died in the fire. A benefit, organized by musician Sydney Carty, will be held at South Main Sounds, 550 S. Main, this Saturday.

Tonight is the celebration of the opening of the Edge triangle, creating useful greenspace for humans and their pets. Food vendors, music and other activities will happen at the triangle from 4 to 7 this evening. You remember when I blogged about this several weeks ago and said I WILL BE THERE? Well, I wasn’t expecting freezing cold temperatures tonight. I won’t be there.

The Grizzlies’ 2016 Ugly Sweater Pub Crawl will happen on Sunday, December 18. Register at Bardog starting at 12:30 PM. The crawl will leave Bardog at 1:45 to walk to the Silly Goose, then will depart the Goose at 2:45 for the next stop, Tin Roof. Contest winners will be announced at Tin Roof at 3:45, then at 4 it will be time to walk over to FedExForum for the 5:00 game vs. the Utah Jazz. There will be door prizes and trivia throughout the crawl, and the ugliest sweaters will be entered for a chance to win courtside seats. Tickets are from $25 for Terrace IV, from $30 for Terrace II, and from $70 for Pinnacle III.

Ghost River is having holiday movie nights in its taproom this month. Here’s the schedule:

The best way to watch holiday movies is with your friends. Oh, and with beer. pic.twitter.com/4V7zuADuO4

— Ghost River Brewing (@GhostRiverBrew) December 7, 2016

WMC has a photo gallery of the Downtown ice rink that will open this weekend.

High Ground News has an article on Dr. Bean’s Coffee, which is being sold at grocery stores around town and which is set to open a brick & mortar location at 72 Madison next year.

Here’s an excellent article on Butch Jones, coach of the 2016 college football Life Champions. “Those close to Jones paint the picture of a good man with good intentions.” Good intentions are exactly what are needed to bring home that Life Championship trophy.

Linda McMahon, wife of WWE Chairman Vince McMahon, has been picked by President-Elect and WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump to lead the Small Business Administration.

Don’t stand in the way of small business growth. Linda McMahon knows what to do: pic.twitter.com/MQQhpTUegS

— Robert Harding (@RobertHarding) December 7, 2016

Grab you a copy of the 2017 Memphis Redbirds schedule here.

The Silly Goose is having its annual Christmas soiree on Thursday, December 22. Since Christmas Eve is on a Saturday, many people have the 23rd off, making the 22nd an effective weekend night for them. This party could get wild. There will be punch and live music and Santa will be there. If it is the same Santa as previous years, he really really likes it when pretty girls sit on his lap. Ladies: If the line for Santa is too long, you can sit on my lap instead.

The Grizzlies host the Portland Trail Blazers tonight at 7 at FedExForum.

Off to work… possibly back at lunchtime with another post.

It’s time for another food festival this weekend, one that is very appropriate for winter. The Memphis Grilled Cheese Festival happens Sunday from noon to 6 at the Hi-Tone on North Cleveland. This is a competition event and teams will compete in five different categories: Most Ridiculous, Most Cheesiest, Best Tomato Soup, Fan Favorite, and Grand Champ. You can vote for your favorite grilled cheese by putting a donation of any amount in that team’s donation box. All donations will go to ALIVE Memphis pet rescue. The team that raises the most donations will receive the Fan Favorite award. Live music in the Hi-Tone, grilled cheese eating competition at 3:30, two bars.

I wonder if food festivals have a Life Champion award the way college football does?

Wassailing for Water happens Saturday from 8 to 11 at the Brass Door. This is a charity event to help build wells for water in communities around the world that need them (donation page here). There will be raucous caroling led by Michael Rhodes and the Brass Door Wassailers.

Halima Morafa, currently a junior at Houston High, went home to visit her family in Nigeria in 2014. The vivid memory of the problems she saw there connected her to problems Memphis faces, including hunger, crime, and racial disparity. She expressed her feelings about that connection the only way she knew how: through art. She founded ArtRevival as a way to spread the salvation art gave her to students who were not otherwise able to receive resources and education for the visual arts. She wanted to empower those students, to show them that through art everyone has a voice. On Saturday from 1 to 4, Kingsbury Middle School students who have completed Morafa’s ArtRevival program will showcase and talk about their work at Art Village Gallery at the corner of South Main and Huling. The event is free and open to the public.

Donald Trump tweeted that the new Air Force One plans that have been ordered from Boeing are ridiculously expensive. “Cancel order!” All that proves is that President-Elect Cheeto is a stupid idiot. The current Air Force One fleet has been in service since the first Bush was president. Those planes are getting old and it is getting very hard to find parts because companies flying the commercial equivalents of the current Air Force Ones are retiring their planes. As a result, it now costs nearly as much per flight hour to operate current Air Force One as it does to operate a B-1 stealth bomber. Fitting the cheeto’s private 757 jet with presidential security measures won’t work because the plane isn’t big enough. Canceling the order would endanger the safety of the cheeto as well as future presidents.

I bet I will be sent to a re-education camp sometime next year…

Ptohographer Frank Chin was on the scene for Stumbling Santa. The Flyer has his photos.

Claybrook Farms has announced its December discount bundle. Get four 12 oz. ribeyes, two 8 oz. filets, four 12 oz. strip steaks, and four 1.5 lb. packs of ground beef, a $185 value, as a bundle for $150. Their beef is naturally raised and humanely handled, with no added hormones or antibiotics. It is dry-aged for 21 days.

Air Canada will start offering direct flights between Memphis and Toronto starting May 1. These will be the first international flights out of MEM since 2012.

Booze news: Buster’s has added online ordering and pickup

That’s it for now, outta here, I’ll be out after work, blah blah blah, the usual stuff I wrap up a post with.

There’s updated information on tonight’s Paying it Forward for Gatlinburg event at the High Cotton taproom, 4-9 PM, 598 Monroe. For those who missed the previous announcement, donations of supplies are being sought to be put on a truck and delivered to relief organization in the area around Gatlinburg that was devastated last week by wildfires. The most urgent needs are

• Toiletries – shampoo, toothpaste, deodorant, hair brushes, toothbrushes
• Baby items – diapers, pacifiers, baby food
• Cell phone chargers – many escaped with their phones but left their chargers behind

People have asked if clothing can be donated. Yes, if it is gently used clothing that has only been worn a few times. They don’t want anything with stains or holes.

The folks at High Cotton have also been asked if cash donations will be accepted. Yes, they will have a donation bucket at the event for cash. However, if you plan to write a check, they ask that you donate to an already-established relief organization in East Tennessee. They recommend the Dollywood Foundation as a good one.

The event will have live music by Tony Maynard, Cecil Yancey, Tiffany Harmon, and Eric Crays. The RAWK’n Grub food truck will be onsite, and the brewery will have its tapping of its 2016 Christmas Stout.

Hey, I’ve got a favor to ask… if you decide to go to Paying it Forward for Gatlinburg tonight and/or donate items because you read about the event on my blog, could you mention that to the organizers? I’d really appreciate it. Thanks.

The Downtown ice rink will open Saturday! There will be a grand opening celebration at Fourth Bluff from 10 to 10 that day.

Thrillist has a good list of where in Memphis to get a holiday drink that will give you some good ideas. The aforementioned High Cotton taproom made the list, as did the Majestic, Loflin Yard, and several other Downtown spots.

Aldo’s Pizza Pies is hosting Pizza with Santa Saturday from 12:30 to 3 in the afternoon. Get your photo made with Santa and there will be crafts, cookies, and of course, pizza. They ask that you bring an unwrapped toy for Toys for Tots.

I have more news but it is time to hit the road and get to work. I will be back at lunchtime with more.

It may be a bit early to ask this question, but I’m going to go ahead and do it: Will any of the bars Downtown be open during the day on New Year’s Day? In general, most bars stay closed until 5 on New Year’s, so that employees have time to recover and clean up following a busy New Year’s Eve the night before. However, New Year’s Day is a Sunday Fun Day this time around… you know people are going to want to get out, especially people like me who hate New Year’s Eve and will probably stay in that night. If you’re going to be open during the day 1/1/2017, email me at paul@paulryburn.com or hit me up on Facebook and I will start compiling a list.

A Venezuelan food truck is coming soon to Memphis. Arepas and other Venezuelan cuisine will be sold. Yum!

Congratulation to Downtown Elementary School fifth-grade teacher Elizabeth Emmerson on being named a Tennessee Lottery Educator of the Week.

Stevie Nicks will play FedExForum Wednesday, March 8. Tickets go on sale a week from today.

The final of four Volunteer Odyssey Pop-Up Parties will happen tomorrow evening, Tuesday, December 6, from 5 to 8 PM at 101 South Main. There are volunteer projects as short as 101 seconds that you can complete. You can make toys for dogs and cats for the Memphis Humane Society, design holiday cards for retirement communities, or prepare mailers for Memphis Libraries and LITE Memphis. There will be a selfie station, and I Love Memphis will be there taking photos and selling T-shirts. RSVP here.

The Grizzlies have acquired guard Toney Douglas via the NBA hardship rule. With Mike Conley out for six weeks, the team needed a veteran who can run the point. Coach Fiz has prior experience with Douglas, having worked with him in Miami when Fizdale was an assistant coach.

The Memphis RiverKings have a Merry Gritmas! deal going on through tomorrow, where $25 gets you a ticket to Friday night’s RiverKings game as well as a ticket to a Grizzlies game.

Lights On! is an event happening tomorrow night in the Medical Center District from 5 to 7 PM. Participants will meet at the Memphis Medical District Collaborative at 656 Madison, and then volunteers will assess the district, reporting street lights that are out, Afterward there will be hot cocoa and snacks at the Collaborative. Register to participate here.

Memphis Made has announced the next of its extremely popular beginner sushi classes. The class will be held on Sunday, January 15 from 2 to 4 in the afternoon. You’ll learn where to shop, what to buy, and how to make the perfect sushi rice. You’ll also learn about all the different sushi sauces, including Bang Bang and Eel Sauce. By the end of the class you will know how to safely and confidently serve raw fish at home.

Thanks to one of my readers for sending me a link to this… was not aware this existed. Pabst Blue Ribbon beer can canjo with antique reclaimed wood neck

College football bowl games have been announced! As I kind of suspected, Georgia will be the SEC representative in the Liberty Bowl, playing TCU on Friday, December 30 at 11 AM on ESPN.

As for the Memphis Tigers, they will represent the American Athletic Conference in the Boca Raton Bowl, playing at 6 PM on Tuesday, December 20 versus Western Kentucky. ESPN will broadcast that game as well.

Mississippi State gets a waiver to play in a bowl with a 5-7 record, and will travel to St. Petersburg, Florida to play Miami (Ohio) in the St. Petersburg Bowl at 10 AM on Monday, December 26, televised on ESPN.

On Thursday, December 29, the Arkansas Razorbacks will be in Charlotte, NC to battle Virginia Tech in the Belk Bowl. 4:30 kickoff with the game televised on ESPN,

Tennessee, having recently been awarded the title Champions of Life by head coach Butch Jones, will play in the Music City Bowl in Nashville on Friday, December 30. The Life Champs will play Nebraska in a game with a 2:30 kickoff on ESPN. Wonder if the Music City Bowl is what Vol fans had in mind when they were all saying “this is gonna be our year” back in September.

Alabama-Washington and Clemson-Ohio State are the playoff semifinal games. As I expected, Ohio State moved down one in the rankings for being the only team of the four that did not win its conference championship.

View the full bowl schedule here.

That’s it for now. Possibly a second post tonight or in the morning.

Yesterday started off with a change of plans. Normally I lead off at Bardog when it opens at 11 on Saturdays, but yesterday I knew the place would get packed with runners. Not that there’s anything wrong with runners – they are real-life heroes – but I knew I would be in a place where nearly everyone in the room shared a common experience and I did not. My “DAWG” John D had already told me he wasn’t coming, not wanting to fight traffic.

At the time I made yesterday’s post, I was thinking Silly Goose or Blind Bear would be my lead-off spot. But then I got a different idea. “When I go to the Farmers Market, I always have a fun time at Earnestine & Hazel’s afterward,” I thought. “Why don’t I go there?” E&H opens at 10, so I could get started an hour earlier than usual.

I walked in at 10:04, expecting the place to be empty, but instead I got a pleasant surprise. My friends Gary, Boo, Bones, and Carol were at the bar. Later in the day we were joined by Bad Shane and Leigh. All of those people are Squeal Street BBQ members, so we started talking about next year. Bones told me he had just written the check for Memphis in May’s entry fee. “I can’t believe it’s December 3 and you are talking about BBQ,” Carol commented. When you’re on a BBQ team, you talk about BBQ year ’round. It’s what you do.

We should be in a GEICO commercial.

With such good company, I had my longest stay in my entire 14 years I’ve been going there… 10:00 until almost 3:45. There was plenty of PBR, the smell of Soul Burgers was in the air, the jukebox was cranking out tunes. Life was good on South Main. A really nice couple that talked to us went over and played “Crazy” by Patsy Cline on the jukebox, which made me smile. A friend asked if that song reminded me of a particular person, and I laughed so hard that I nearly snorted PBR out of my nose.

The others made their way to the parade at 4, but due to the rain and cold I decided I didn’t want to be outside. Great hanging with you guys yesterday! Hey, next time you have a BBQ cookout, maybe you should invite me. I promise I wouldn’t be there to steal cooking secrets for my own team – I wouldn’t even know what to look for. I would just like to be there to socialize with you guys… and, you know, your other guests……

I called an Uber and caught a ride to the Blind Bear. As I was continuing my PBR-Fest, Colin handed me a gift.

I have never been a toast person in my life, although I would eat cinnamon toast from time to time when I was little. This, however, is the gift that will make me learn to love toast. “It burns a PBR logo into the bread as it toasts it,” Colin told me. I took a photo and posted it to Facebook. “Winner of the ugly toaster contest,” commented Chef Michael Patrick. Yes, but aren’t most toasters ugly? In any event, I’m happy to get a free toaster without having to open a bank account! (My younger readers won’t get that reference)

I stopped by City Market to get a snack to take home, then it was time for a nap. I was pounding those PBRs at Earnestine & Hazel’s and needed a few hours rest. I woke up about 11 PM and saw no reason to go back out. I think after stressing about the car situation the past two weeks, I needed to catch up on sleep.

Let’s all say a please-don’t-send-Tennessee-to-the-Liberty-Bowl prayer, because it’s College Football Bowl Selection Sunday. Arkansas is not likely to be invited back since the Hogs just played here last year. Georgia or Texas A&M would be good choices to invite to the Liberty, it would seem.

As for the playoff, I’m predicting 1 Alabama vs. 4 Washington in the Peach Bowl and 2 Clemson vs. 3 Ohio State in the Fiesta Bowl. I think Ohio State will be penalized a slot for being the only non-conference champions… not that it will matter, they will beat Clemson either way. I can’t see Penn State getting in, given that they are a two-loss team and lost to an unranked opponent.

Ghost River will be giving away pairs of tickets to Tuesday’s Grizzlies vs. 76ers game at 2 and 6 PM today. You get a raffle ticket when you buy a beer. The way to do it is to befriend the people sitting near you. Many people won’t be interested in staying for the drawing, and if you make friends you might be able to get them to give you their raffle tickets as they leave.

Karen Waldrup makes her debut at the Dirty Crow Inn Friday night from 9 to 12.

The Redbirds are having a huge merchandise sale Saturday from 10 to 5 at AutoZone Park. $10 T-shirts, $5 hats, novelties $5 and under.

The Church Health Center is seeking applications to become Church Health Scholars for the 2017-18 class. Applicants should have a 4-year college degree, but they should not have a master’s degree nor be enrolled in a master’s program. Scholars interact with staff and patients to bring a new sense of compassion to the Center. Applicants should have a passion for making life better for the underserved. The program is 12 months long, from June to June.

From Eater: You can’t unsee Donald Trump in Spam form.

I do have to say this, though: Yesterday I talked with a friend of mine who served in the Gulf War, and he thinks Trump’s pick for Defense Secretary, retired Marine Gen. James “Mad Dog” Mattis, is about as good a pick as it gets. He told me Mattis is very popular within the military and is a no-nonsense kind of guy who gets things done. He told me Mattis will temper Trump’s wild policy ideas and will convince Trump to not get cozy with Putin. If Trump takes a Henry Ford approach to his office – I don’t know everything I need to know, but I know how to hire the people who know those things – maybe we will survive his presidency.

While I was at E&H yesterday, my friend Boo reminded me to be sure and come visit her pottery booth at the Memphis Farmers Market Winter Market next Saturday, December 10. It will happen from 9 AM to 1 PM under the pavilion at Front and G.E. Patterson. “There will be fewer produce vendors than the regular markets, but there will be more arts and crafts vendors,” Boo explained. If you want to support regional makers and find unique gifts that you won’t find on Amazon or at Sears, come to the winter market. I’m sure I don’t need to tell you that I WILL BE THERE spreading a little sunshine and I will stop at Clarence’s bar at E&H afterward. Maybe I will stay in the area for a while and watch the Army-Navy game at my home away from home on the south side, Max’s Sports Bar.

Yikes… I just realized the only thing I had to eat yesterday was a veggie tray from City Market, which means I had zero grams of protein for the day. Maybe I better go somewhere for breakfast. At 11 I will be at D-RANKS with B-RAD at the Blind Bear for their Hung Over Like a Bear brunch. We will have much to discuss, particularly the adventures of Hot Vegetarian Katie from D.C. and her friend over in Italy. Katie’s friend posted that it was a bad idea to wear heels to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. You know, that’s what differentiates humans from the rest of the animal kingdom – we have the ability to learn from the mistakes of others. If I ever go to the Leaning Tower, I will not wear heels. All right, time to hit Publish. I hope B-RAD is icing down the PBR because I am thirsty.