Sat update: Bardog 5K and party, tube top news, veggie burger special @ Green Beetle, Metta World Peace gets his salad tossed, Lansky news

Trying something new this afternoon… I’m typing this post from my iPad while sitting at the bar at Bardog drinking a PBR. Since I’m here, I might as well start with news about the Bardog 5K and 4th birthday party, which will happen 8 days from today on Sunday, August 19.

The 5K will happen at 9 AM that morning. Registration and race info can be found here. $30 if you pre-register, $35 day-of.

At 12:30 the party starts. There will be live music by the Bluff City Backsliders and Star & Micey. The dunk tank will be back to raise money for St. Jude, and they will raise even more money by raffling off a sweet Fat Tire bike…

Hey, wait! I’m at Bardog! And the bike is here! And the iPad has a hi-res camera! Let’s give this a try.

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I’d take a pic of Panda Manda too but she doesn’t have a tube top on. FAIL

Anyway, lots of other prizes besides the bike will be up for grabs too. The party will be in the alley next to Bardog (Scratchy’s Alley). Kids are welcome in the alley, but they can’t come in the bar because it allows smoking and is therefore 21 and up. There will be plenty of beer and sliders.

In other news, former 90210 star Jennie Garth has been rocking a tube top. Good for her. She recently starred in an Old Navy commercial with Dylan and Brandon.

If you’re a vegetarian, might want to hit the Green Beetle today. They have a black bean and chipotle burger special that sounds really good. Sweet potato fries on the side.

Metta World Peace just tweeted, “I just got my salad tossed with extra jalapeƱos and raisins.” Whatever floats your boat, Ron.

Lansky at the Peabody was Elvis’ clothier for many years. In honor of Elvis Week, they have decorated the store with vintage Speedway Jackets, Jailhouse Rock Sweaters, and sport coats that were worn by the King himself. They invite the public to come by and see the history and heritage of Lansky at its fullest this week. The clothier is in the Peabody Hotel at Third and Union.

That’s all for now. Hope to see you at the Flying Saucer at 7 for the Stumbling Elvis pub crawl. Don’t forget your cash or canned good donation to the Food Bank!

Friday update

Way too much going on for me to even try to summarize everything in the title. This is the second post today, so if you’re just now pulling up the blog, make sure to scroll down to the previous post for info on the Stumbling Elvis pub crawl. Interest in tomorrow night’s crawl has picked up considerably in the past 24 hours and I now believe it’s going to be a bigger deal than I expected.

Congratulations to local event and meeting management company Destination King, which recently merged with Chattanooga’s Quidddity Entertainment to form LEO Entertainment. I’ve been a big fan of Destination King for years – they make sure your guests are well taken care of not only when conducting business, but after-hours as well. I got to go to one of their events at BB King’s a few years ago as a “friend of a friend” and thought, “You know, if I came here from out of town and got treated like this, I’d be mightily impressed with Memphis and the company that brought me here.” LEO can plan meetings and events whether you’re hosting 100 people, or 100,000. They’ll be headquartered in Memphis, with branch offices in Chattanooga and Myrtle Beach, SC. Read the press release here.

Speaking of meetings and events, the Greater Memphis Chamber has an open position of Meetings & Events Manager. Details here.

On Friday, August 24, there will be a complimentary yoga class on the rooftop of the Peabody from 7 to 8 PM. Participants at all levels are welcome and will move and groove to the blues. Class will wrap up right as the sun sets. It’s presented by lulumon athletica Regalia. Thanks to PhraseFly Media for making me aware of this event.

Elliott’s Restaurant on Second Street has announced they will celebrate Elvis Week next week by bringing back their Hunka Hunka Burnin’ Love, a banana cream pie with peanut butter nuggets. They’ll also have peanut butter, banana, honey, and granola sandwiches. “Like” Elliott’s on Facebook for more info.

The Last Chance Elvis Tribute Artist Contest is tonight at Hard Rock Cafe. Performers will compete to win the last spot in the semifinals of the Ultimate Elvis Tribute Artist Contest. $5 to get in. Details here.

The 1939 classic movie Gone with the Wind plays at the Orpheum tonight at 7:15. $7 adults, $5 kids under 12. More details here.

Shawn Crowson and the Voiceless Thunder play the Brass Door tonight at 9 PM. Joe Guyton will perform as well.

Jason James “Back to Rock ‘n’ Roll Tour” will perform tonight 9-1 at Double J Smokehouse and Saloon.

The theme at Memphis Farmers Market tomorrow is Flower Power and kids can make their own flower crown in an activity from 9:00 to 10:30 AM. There will be music by Sean Sonego 8-10 AM and Star & Micey 11 AM-1 PM. Chef Michael Patrick of Rizzo’s Diner will do a cooking demo at 10:15 AM. Wonder if the Nuh-Uh Girl will show up for free food as the demo ends.

Speaking of Rizzo’s Diner, there will be a Farm to Fork dinner there Monday, August 13. Starts at 6 PM. 901-523-2033 for reservations.

There will be a raw food vegan cooking class tomorrow at 2:30 at Mud Island River Park. $20 includes all materials, recipes, and admission to the Mississippi River Museum. Details here.

Want to help make Memphis a cleaner, greener city? Download a copy of A Citizen’s Guide to a Cleaner Memphis. It’s a publication of Memphis City Beautiful.

CBS Sports polled college coaches on who is perceived as the biggest cheater in NCAA basketball. Guess who won.

The police have begun tearing down Occupy Memphis after it turned into what was basically a homeless camp. There were numerous complaints of public urination and defecation. The city has provided Occupy with a temporary place to store belongings, and those who were camped out have been referred to the Community Alliance for the Homeless.

The American Queen riverboat has been grounded in Memphis because river levels are too low to continue on to Vicksburg. River levels are causing problems for commercial traffic too. Hope my buddy Duck Finkley is safe out on the river, wherever he is. Of course, with a nickname like Duck, he’s surely skilled at adapting to changing water conditions.

Whew… I’ve been blogging for 3 hours straight. Time to clean the dust off my 1970s silver moonshoes in preparation for tomorrow. A little shopping on Beale Street to see if I want to make any additions to my Elvis costume, then lunch, then beer. Or maybe beer, then lunch, then more beer.

 

6th plate party, and dinner at Bardog. Plus: Stumbling Elvis gathering steam, and a few things to know if you’re doing the pub crawl

One of the events I planned for my vacation week was my 6th plate party, which happened last night at the Flying Saucer. When you join the bar’s UFO Club and drink 200 different beers, they commemorate your achievement with a plate on the wall and a $100 bar tab to have a party for your friends. If you complete more plates, the amount of the bar tab goes up. This was my sixth plate, so I was given a $150 bar tab.

What a great group of people came to the party! I had some people from the old Rapscallions trivia team there… my friends Beth and Kelly who I know from the Blind Bear… my friends Bob and Mike who are regulars at the Saucer… my poker buddy Dennis and his wife Karen who are South Mainers… my BBQ teammate Kao from Mexico. The lovely Christina, my usual Sunday bartender, picked up a shift to work the plate party.

My plate is top row center above the area that used to be the stage. Almost all the time that’s a prime spot… but not during the Olympics. The big screen was pulled down, covering the plate. We pulled the screen up for a few minutes for the unveiling. Fortunately the Garden was not crowded and the people who were there were good sports about it.

For my slogan on this plate, I decided to commemorate the fact that I am the “mayor” of the Saucer on Foursquare. You become mayor of a venue by checking in there more than anyone else over a two-month period. I have been mayor of the Saucer for all but about a week since the bar became a Foursquare venue in late 2009.

Based on discussion I heard at the party and saw on Twitter around the same time, it appears that Saturday night’s Stumblin’ Elvis pub crawl is going to be bigger than I thought. People seem to be converting from “undecided” to “yes I’m doing it.” People I never thought would want to do the pub crawl have said they’re in. My favorite blogger/MILF tweeted that she paid a ridiculous amount to get a slutty Elvis costume shipped to her in one day. I hear a couple of Beer Goddesses who are off duty that night plan to go Blue Hawaii style and show up in bikini tops. Imagine how much buzz this would have been generated if the organizers had thought to promote it more than 5 days in advance of the event!

The reason Stumbling E got so popular all of the sudden? I think it’s that this is the best bar lineup they’ve ever had. Adding the Blind Bear was a solid move. Lots of people love the Bear and are delighted to have a reason to go there. Purple Haze was another good addition. It’s a large dance club that’s perfect for theme pub crawl activities. Plus it makes the crawl more female-friendly, as I’ve heard a lot of women say they love to go dance there. Also, I’m not going to name any names, but the deletion of venues in the “bars that suck” category helps too. The official lineup is Saucer at 7:00 (bring donation for Mid-South Food Bank), then Bluefin, Blind Bear, Silky’s, Purple Haze, back to Saucer.

I had a question asked on Twitter: “I don’t have time to get a costume. Can I still come if I make a large donation to the Food Bank?” Believe me, they aren’t going to be turning down donations, so yes, that’s fine. It would help if you could do something – maybe run down to Blues City General Store and buy a pair of Elvis glasses with fake sideburns to wear. Also, if you’re not fully dressed up in Elvis gear, it would help if you could let those who are dressed up take center stage in photos. The first year we did Stumbling E we had a guy who didn’t dress up at all, didn’t donate to the Food Bank, yet he came along, took advantage of the drink specials, bounced around like a damn ping pong ball all night, and got in almost every picture. Just don’t be “that guy” and you’ll be fine.

A few things to know if you’re doing the Stumbling Elvis pub crawl:

1) Bring cash. That makes it easy to pay and go. Imagine bartenders trying to run the credit cards of 75 Elvii at the same time.

2) You’re going to have a lot of people want to take pictures of you. I remember when I got to the 2010 pub crawl, it took me 15 minutes to get from the front door of the Saucer to the bar to get a beer. Everyone wanted a pic. Remember, a lot of tourists are in town for Elvis Week. You are the spectacle, so enjoy it.

3) One of the venues, Silky’s, is in the Beale Street entertainment district. That means there will be delays as security checks IDs (be sure to bring yours) and wands everyone for weapons. They can’t just let all the Elvii go through. This may seem like a nuisance but it’s actually a Good Thing because it keeps you and everyone else on the street safe.

4) All kinds of weird and unusual things can happen on the pub crawl. Last year we got filmed for a TV commercial that appeared in the Netherlands.

So, anyway, back to the plate party… it was a lot of fun and it took us about an hour and a half to drain the $150 bar tab. Party was just about perfect, except for the fact that the fashion police would have written a ticket if they had been there. Charlie Sheen “Winning” T-shirt? 2011 called, it wants its shirt back. A tube top would have been better.

I asked for an empty glass to put money in, so people could tip Christina. She ended up getting a 77% tip. That’s how we Downtowners roll. We take care of the people who take good care of us.

If we wanted to keep the party going, I had additional tricks up my sleeve:

I had two $50 gift certificates in my pocket: One from the Silly Goose, which I won at poker back in January; and one from the Blind Bear, which I won at trivia. The trivia certificate was won prior to the formation of my current team, so I own it outright. As it turned out, neither certificate got used. The group dispersed after the plate party. Some called it an early night. Some went to South Main. Some went to the Goose, and some went to Bardog. I told the people who went to Bardog that I’d meet them once I finished watching whatever Olympic event was on TV. Anyway, both certificates survived the night and will be cashed at a future date, possibly as a continuation of my 7th plate party.

I got to Bardog later and found that my friends had already gone. They’re both Melissa fans, and she had the night off. I’m a Melissa fan too, but I’m also a fan of her substitute last night – none other than happy hour and Saturday dayshift bartender “Panda” Manda. So I grabbed a bar stool and ordered a PBR.

I looked at the specials on the board and this caught my eye:

I had seen this on Bardog’s Facebook page earlier in the day, and they had commented, “You’ll never think about meatloaf the same way again.” Of course, every restaurant hypes their specials. However, I hadn’t eaten in about six hours. Knowing Bardog’s food to be well above average in general, I decided to take a chance. This is what came out:

This may be the best thing I have ever eaten at Bardog, and that is high praise indeed. The meatloaf had lots of onions and peppers inside, and the marinara gave it more of a zing than the usual tomato sauce. This wasn’t mentioned on the menu board, but the meatloaf was also topped with Italian bacon and parmesan cheese. Garlic mashed potatoes were a perfect complement. This is a special so it’s not on the regular menu, so my advice is “Like” Bardog on Facebook to monitor its specials, and if the meatloaf shows up again, GO THERE IMMEDIATELY. You will not be disappointed.

Another outstanding night in Downtown Memphis. Thanks to those of you who came to my plate party, and get ready for another one in two or three months. I’ll do a Friday news roundup in a little bit.

Thur update: Willie Moore’s/good blog, restaurants that post daily specials, Elvis a la Mode, big Redbirds game tomorrow night, Robert Plant/Sunflower Blues Festival and more

Yesterday I was sitting around the apartment, trying to figure out how to take maximum advantage of a rare Downtown lunch hour. “Where have I not been? What’s a new place to try?” Then I thought, “What about that new restaurant that’s in the space that used to be Leonard’s BBQ?” I knew it was called Willie Moore’s, and that it was a continuation of a famous South Memphis restaurant, but I didn’t know much about it beyond that. Google led me to the Memphis Que blog post on Willie Moore’s.

Memphis Que is written by a former student of mine, Craig, who does a really excellent job uncovering BBQ and soul food joints in the Memphis area that may have flown under the radar. From Craig’s post I learned that Willie Moore’s had been a famous soul food joint on Third south of Crump for years, and when it burned down Mr. Moore relocated to the Main Street Mall. Craig posted a pic of the neckbones he had, and they looked delicious. He said the serving portions are huge. I’d never thought of trying neckbones before – in fact, until yesterday I thought “neckbones” meant chicken rather than pork. After reading Craig’s post, however, my lunch plans were set. Neckbones at Willie Moore’s…

… but it was not to be. I hate long lines, so I never go to lunch right at noon when restaurants are busy. Seeing that Willie Moore’s is open until 5 on weekdays, I waited until 2 PM. I walked up there and what did I find? Super long lines. The Progressive National Baptist Convention is in town and they discovered Willie Moore’s before I did. So I decided to wait for another day to try neckbones for the first time. Willie Moore’s is open 11 to 4 Saturday, so this is a lunch-only spot I can try without burning a future vacation day.

(By the way, to the convention attendees: Welcome to Memphis. I hope you enjoy your stay here.)

I’d been checking Facebook and Twitter to see what restaurants were doing for specials, and I saw that the Brass Door’s Slider of the Day was a green chile slider. That sounded interesting, so I walked down to the Irish pub on Madison, running the gauntlet of bums in Court Square on the way. I ordered the sliders, and about 10 minutes later they came out, three of them, with a side of the best fries in Memphis.

The sliders came topped with green chiles and Swiss cheese. The bartender told me that they are very popular in New Mexico, and that food topped with green chiles is as common in that state as BBQ is here. They aren’t on the regular menu but I’ve seen them as a special several times, so watch Brass Door’s Facebook page to see when they’re on the menu.

Here’s a good list of Facebook and Twitter feeds to follow to learn about daily specials Downtown:

All of these restaurants are very consistent about posting daily specials. I linked to the social medium on which each restaurant is most active. “Like” them or follow them to get specials in your news feed.

There’s a special event called “Elvis a la Mode” at the Center for Southern Folklore tonight from 6-9 PM. Artist Betty Harper will display 50 years of art she has created in honor of The King. Rockabilly player Smoochy Smith will be on hand to provide live music. Maggie Moo’s will serve up flavors of ice cream designed specially for this event, including peanut butter and banana. Your purchases of ice cream at the event will go toward support of the Center’s Memphis Music and Heritage Festival, September 1-2.

The Peabody’s second-to-last rooftop party of the season is tonight. Gary Escoe & The Atomic Dance Machine will perform. 6-11 PM, $10 cover includes your first drink, ladies free before 7.

The King Beez will play Sunset Atop the Madison tonight. 7-11 PM, $7 cover, cash bar and small plates available.

The Redbirds will be back in town tomorrow night, and Friday’s game will be a big one. It will be Elvis Night, with Brad Birkedahl performing before the game and Ted Torres after the game. The first 5000 fans will receive an Elvis bobblehead, and there will be Elvis music and video throughout the game. Also, the Budweiser Clydesdales will make an appearance. That is a pretty stacked night of entertainment.

The Sunflower Blues Festival happens this weekend in Clarksdale. Former Led Zeppelin frontman Robert Plant will headline the event, Saturday at 10 PM. The Memphis Flyer has details. Note to one of my readers: THIS is what a valid reason for a Downtown Memphian to spend weekend time in Mississippi looks like.

I just wasted 30 minutes of my life watching rhythmic gymnastics. You know it’s a bullshit sport when they call it gymnastics and there are no Romanians.

There will be samplings of Jimmy’s Crazy Good Sauces and Spices today at City Market during lunchtime. I wonder if the Nuh-Uh Girl will be there… hang on, let me check.

Time to hit Publish and figure out a plan for lunch. Possibly another post later today.

Wed update: Best Memphis Burger Fest looking for teams, Aldo’s, Romanian gymnasts, Chisca, Wed evening events

Best Memphis Burger Fest is looking for a few more teams. The burger-cooking competition will be at Minglewood Hall Sunday, September 30, and will benefit Mid-South Spay and Neuter Services. Anyone can enter, whether you’re a full-service restaurant or a guy with a grill who knows how to make a great burger. However, if you plan on entering, you need to do it now, before the spots run out. Go here to learn how to enter – if you click on the headline “Enter the Burger Cooking Competition,” you can download/print a PDF of the cook’s packet.

If you’ve been hanging out at the bar at Aldo’s Pizza Pies, you’ll be pleased to know that they have one of their huge bar TVs hooked up now. Last night they had the Olympics on, and there were ROMANIAN GYMNASTS!!!!! I watched Catalina Ponor win a silver medal for looking really hot and jumping around and flipping. After she retires from gymnastics, Catalina plans to move to America and marry me.

The City Council voted 9-2 yesterday on the third reading to approve $2 million in funding to renovate the vacant Chisca Hotel at Main and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Avenue. Very happy to see that this historic building is en route to being saved.

Wednesday night stuff going on: Yazoo glass night at the Flying Saucer, 7:00 (see a pic); bingo with Diamond Dave at the Brass Door, 7:30; poker with Poker Jon in Bardog’s Underdog Room, 7:30; trivia with Charles at the Blind Bear, 8:00; discounted wine and pizza night at Pa Pa Pia’s; wine Wednesday at Itta Bena and Silly Goose as well. I’ve been having fun with the trivia team so I’m leaning toward doing that tonight, although I really do need to go visit Diamond Dave one of these Wednesdays.

Plans for today: Go to Walgreens and buy some Woolite to hand-wash my Elvis costume. I didn’t wash it after the pub crawl last year, figuring it was surely my last year doing it – but I threw it in the closet, just in case. After that I’ll take a look at all the Downtown restaurants that post their specials to Facebook and Twitter, and figure out where to eat lunch. Fuel Food Truck just landed in Court Square… maybe I’ll go get some tacos and watch a few minutes of the bum-and-pigeon show in the park. My friends want me to go “value drinking” with them at Downtown Hooters this afternoon, but I’m not a particularly big fan of that idea. One thing’s for sure, I’ll make it to the Saucer well before my usual check-in time of 6 PM.

Check back… very possible there will be one or more posts to come today.

Tue update: Water taxi, Grizz pre-season, SOB birthday, Bleu Restaurant Week, National Night Out, 13 year old to perform at Double J, Jose Feliciano, tattoo artist helps the community and more

Memphis has landed a grant for water taxis on the Mississippi. The $800,000 federal grant would provide for a taxi service between Mud Island and the Harbor Town Marina, with a dock at Bass Pro and possibly other docks to be added later. However, the service may not ever happen. The city has to match 20% of the grant, or $160,000, and the City Council may not be willing to spend the money.

It’s been announced that the Grizzlies’ 2012 pre-season home games will be against Real Madrid (Spain), the Atlanta Hawks, the Toronto Raptors, and the Orlando Magic. The MBJ has details.

Happy birthday to South of Beale, which turns 3 today. They will have birthday specials this weekend.

Bleu Restaurant & Lounge is doing “Restaurant Week” from the 13th to the 18th of this month. They’ll have a 3-course prix fixe dinner for only $25. Check out the menu and make reservations here.

Don’t forget that Downtown’s National Night Out party is at the Memphis Farmers Market tonight from 6 to 8. Live music, food trucks, meet Downtown cops and get safety tips. If you get down there early, you might want to stroll over to the Double J, where 13-year-old Simon Ertzinger from Iowa will perform a special solo acoustic set from 4 to 7.

This morning I got a press release asking me to blog that Jose Feliciano will perform at Spin Street at Poplar and Highland Wednesday, August 15 at 6 PM. Normally I don’t blog non-Downtown events, but then I thought, “Jose Feliciano… where have I heard that name before?”

“Muchacho… things will get better… Oh yes, they will for Chico and the Man… Oh yes they will for Chico and the Man.”

Feliciano sang the theme song to one of my favorite 1970s TV shows, and even guest-starred a couple of times as Chico’s cousin. Anyway, he’ll be at Spin Street performing songs from his new album, which is a tribute to Elvis. If you buy the album you can get Jose to sign it for you.

Also not Downtown, but cool enough to deserve a mention: Students at Caldwell-Guthrie Elementary received free backpacks full of all the supplies they need when they arrived yesterday for the first day of school. The backpacks were largely paid for by a program called “Backpacks for Tatts,” in which tattoo shop House of Ink traded free tattoos in exchange for donations of school supplies. What a great gesture to make sure the kids have everything they need to do their school work and homework.

If you’re doing the Elvis pub crawl this Saturday, good news – you won’t melt in your Elvis suit this year. Fall-like weather is predicted, with a high of only 85 on Saturday. Where to get Elvis gear at this late date?

  • Party City may have some costumes. That’s where I got mine 3 years ago.
  • You can rent a costume from a costume shop like Mr. Lincoln’s in Midtown
  • Blues City General Store on Beale has Elvis glasses and sideburns

Just a few more hours and my 5-day weekend will begin. Plans for tonight: Hear the words “last call” somewhere.

Come dress up as Elvis or Priscilla and stumble around Downtown with us Saturday night

Meet at the Flying Saucer at 7, with nonperishable food or cash donation for the Mid-South Food Bank. Then Bluefin, Blind Bear, Silky’s, Purple Haze, and back to the Saucer. Here’s a link to the event listing on Facebook. I was undecided about doing the pub crawl this year, but based on what I heard last night, I have reason to believe an “all-star cast” will be coming out for this.

Above is the 2010 pub crawl, when I dyed my hair black for the event. I won’t be making that mistake again.

Mon update: Anthony Bourdain @ Orpheum, Elvis week events including pub crawl, Kerry visits Aldo’s, possible Victorian Village B&B, Gibson Guitars settles with the gov’t, fashion makeover

No lunchtime post today due to a lack of news. Fortunately enough stuff came in for an after-work post…

Anthony Bourdain will bring his “Guts & Glory” tour to the Orpheum Friday, November 2. He’ll share open, candid insights about his career and travels, and there will be a Q&A with the audience. More details here. Food-related event? Wonder if the Nuh-Uh Girl will try to score a free ticket.

Elvis Week 2012 kicks off Friday, August 10, commemorating the 35th anniversary of Elvis’ death. Here is a list of events.

One more event which is not an “official” event, but which is a lot of fun, is the annual Elvis pub crawl Downtown. It’s a charity pub crawl that benefits the Mid-South Food Bank. Wear your Elvis or Priscilla gear and bring cash or a non-perishable food donation to the Flying Saucer at 7 PM Saturday, August 11. Participants will stumble to Blue Fin, Blind Bear, Silky’s, Purple Haze, and then back to the Saucer. If you don’t feel like going to the grocery store to get canned goods to bring, that’s fine – the Food Bank can turn each dollar you donate into nearly $4 worth of food.

Kerry from the I Love Memphis Blog visited Aldo’s Pizza Pies with a friend and tried several dishes that I haven’t had yet. Read her review here. Thanks to Kerry, the prosciutto-wrapped asparagus and stuffed peppers are now high on my list of things to try.

The Daily News has lots of Downtown news today. Pending a City Council vote, the James Lee House at 690 Adams could be converted into a luxury bed-and-breakfast. This could be the start, it is said, of the transformation of Victorian Village into a walking neighborhood with many entertainment options like Cooper-Young or Overton Square. I would love to see that! Read the article here.

Also in the Daily News, Gibson Guitar has settled its case with the feds. The guitar maker got in trouble with the government for using illegally imported wood from Madagascar.

The Daily News also reports that the owner of Backbeat Tours will get a televised fashion makeover on TLC’s “What Not to Wear” Tuesday at 9 PM.

I need to start a new social network/iPhone app that sends location-based notifications when your friends nearby are wearing tube tops. Sunday morning I got a text from someone saying I should have gone to the Blind Bear the night before, because she had a tube top on. That does me no good at all.

My friend Karen posted a bunch of photos from last night’s Sunday karaoke at the Double J. I have to admit it looked like fun and they drew a good crowd. Much better than the photos I used to see from the since-discontinued Saturday karaoke night at the Monkey, which looked about as exciting as watching paint dry. Perhaps I need to give it a chance sometime (just listening, not singing). I haven’t seen any pics of Robo there, which must be a huge relief to the eardrums of South Main.

Programming note: I’m off Wednesday-Friday, so posts will appear on a “whenever I feel like it” schedule rather than “when I have time.” There will be plenty of content though. I don’t take vacations from the blog.

Tonight’s my only evening this week which is followed by another workday, and I can’t think of a better place to spend it than Pint Nite at the Flying Saucer. Almost all draft beers $3 a pint.

Perfect

1) Live music by The Eric Hughes Band

2) Catering by Central BBQ

3) Open bar

4) Limo picks us up and takes us to Paula & Raiford’s Disco

My friends should write a book on how to throw a wedding reception.