I’m for five teams: Memphis, Arkansas, and whoever is playing Tennessee, Ole Miss, and Texas

Spent a good portion of yesterday watching football at Calhoun’s.  In case anyone is not aware of my college allegiances, here they are:

Go Tigers!!! Besides that fact that Memphis has been my home for almost my entire adult life, the U of M is my alma mater for grad school, and I taught there for 5 years.  I’ll admit there isn’t much to cheer for football-wise this season.  Middle Tennessee State?  Really?  Let’s hope basketball season gets here quickly.

Go Hogs!!! I grew up in Little Rock, and went to Arkansas games at War Memorial Stadium.  Many of my high school friends went to Fayetteville when it was time for college.

Boo Vols!!! I can’t understand why people expect me to cheer for a school that’s no closer to home than the Gulf Coast is, just because it bears the name of the state I live in.  Tennessee fans are some of the most obnoxious on Earth, and their men’s basketball coach is a total douche.  Nothing sucks like a big orange.

Boo Rebels!!! Ole Miss represents everything I hate in a college football program.  I hate The Grove; I hate Colonel Reb; and I especially hate the stupidest cheer in college sports, “Hotty Toddy.”  Our group’s father figure/inspirational leader says he’s going to take us on a road trip to The Grove sometime, which makes me think I better start compiling a list of excuses why I can’t go.

Boo ‘Horns!!! I grew up in Little Rock loving the Hogs, so naturally I learned from an early age to hate Texas.  The two teams were still in the Southwest Conference at the time and were bitter rivals.  UT is admittedly in a very cool city – Austin – but the school (and the entire state, really) seems to have an artificially inflated opinion of itself.

Congrats to the UCLA Bruins on a fine victory over Tennessee yesterday.  I watched the entire thing at Calhoun’s.  Lauren didn’t seem to be in a very good mood toward the end of the afternoon for some reason, and Frank changed from an orange shirt to a blue one.

Damn Calhoun’s was crowded… I wanted to cash in one of my gift certificates to get habanera hot wings, but it just wasn’t possible to get a desirable seat at the bar to have room to eat.  I ended up riding the trolley north after the game and going to Bangkok Alley.

After that I decided to call it an early night, not in a mood to deal with Downtown crowds.  As a result, I’m up and well rested at 8:20 AM.  Going to make it to brunch for a third week in a row… that hasn’t happened in a long time.

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I’m playing on PokerStars as I type this.  One of my opponents at the table has a photo of his dog as his profile pic, and his PokerStars handle is “Sneuticles.”

What a great dog name… if I ever adopt a dog, I’m going to name it Sneuticles.

Scooter pics

Last night was the check-in for the Dead Elvis III scooter rally that is happening this weekend in Memphis.  The organizers invited me to come down to Calhoun’s and take some pics.

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There were 27 scooters parked in front of Calhoun’s last night, according to one of the organizers.  They expect 50 this afternoon.  They’ve moved their meetup spot to Navy Park at Third and G.E. Patterson… I’m going to head down there about 3 this afternoon and take some more pics.

Hmmm that reminds me… years ago, I went to this club Downtown named Zot, and one of the regulars was a guy named Scooter who danced on the speakers and claimed to have been born with a vagina rather than a penis (thank goodness no one asked him to prove it).  I wonder if Scooter ever rode a scooter?

In other news… I found out that the new cigar bar on Second next door to Kooky Canuck has a website… HavanaMix.com

Speaking of Kooky Canuck – their Monday Night Football specials start this week… and they are… DRAT!!! I was sure I’d taken a pic of the poster listing their specials, but I guess not.  I’ll run by there today and find out.  Who else Downtown is running specials for MNF?  Let me know at paul@paulryburn.com.

Time for a few hours on PokerStars… experimenting with changing up my starting hand requirements a little… even using flash cards to memorize which hands to play in which position.  Will be at Navy Park at 3 with the camera.  Plans after that are TBD.

BEST PENS EVER on buy 2 get 1 free sale at OfficeMax

I just went to OfficeMax’s website and discovered that the best pens in the whole world, Pilot G-2 pens, are on a buy 2 get 1 free sale.  If you spend over $50 you can get free shipping too.  Sale ends tomorrow.

I recommend the Extra-Fine (0.5 mm) tip if you’ve never used the G-2 before.  It’s hard to find in any color but black here in Memphis.  They had several colors available online.  I just ordered enough blue pens to last me the next five years.

Fri update: AI, Bardog, CA links, the Nuh-Uh Girl eating, and much much more

First of all… Welcome to Memphis A.I.! I read a recap of his press conference with the Grizzlies yesterday, and was really impressed with his attitude. I like it that he insisted his bonuses be tied to team achievements, rather than his own. If we become a playoff team this season, you know Iverson is not going to be satisfied with merely making it that far – he’s going to be there to win.

To the people who criticize him because he wears earrings and has tattoos… do you have a track record of being one of the best in the world at what you do for 10 years? No? Didn’t think so. So shut up. The man has earned the right to live his life however he chooses.

I want one of those blue guitars Gibson gave him, even though it’s already been established that I have absolutely zero ability to play guitar.

On to the news… On Friday, September 25, Friends of St. Jude will throw a “black, white & red ball” called River Rendezvous at the Cadre Building. Live music by Almost Famous, restaurant tastings, silent auction. Cocktail attire. To purchase tickets go here and click the link to buy tickets on the right sidebar. They’re cheaper if you pre-order them: $25 for members of FoSJ, $30 for nonmembers; $10 more if you buy tickets at the door.

Restaurant tastings? Bet the Nuh-Uh Girl gets on Twitter and starts hinting around that she’s looking for a free ticket. More on her later in this post.

News from Bardog Tavern… they’re adding a meatball eating contest at 4:30 PM to the agenda for their September 20 birthday party. First person to stuff 30 of Aldo’s grandma’s balls in their mouth wins. Attn Nick – better start training for this. They’ve also booked a band for the party – Jeffrey James and the Haul.

Congrats to Paul Sciubba on being the grand prize winner in Bardog’s summer poker tournament. A new 8-week tournament starts in the Underdog Room next Wednesday.

Very important date to mark on your calendar – October XXth. According to Bardog’s e-mail newsletter, October XXth is the day the “air guitar on the bar” contest returns. Do your best air guitar, and you could win a real electric guitar. Thank goodness I don’t have any plans for October XXth, because I wouldn’t want to miss this.

There was also a note in their weekly e-mail that Chef Demitrie is ready to start heating things up in the kitchen. He’s going to be roasting some turkeys, and preparing dishes like veal and cornish hen with stuffing – some good, hearty fall food.

Sad to hear that all the High Point Coffee locations in Memphis have closed. When I worked for the City Schools, I’d often take my laptop to the Union location to do my lunchtime blog posts. Very friendly people there. I’ll miss the place. I also read that all Pop Tunes locations closed this week.

Flight, the new restaurant at Main and Monroe that serves “flights” of food and beverages, was reviewed in the CA this morning. Here’s the link.

Also in the CA, Jennifer Biggs listed places to get good, down-home Memphis cooking. The article was written for out-of-town guests who are arriving for the Southern Heritage Classic, but locals may want to bookmark it too. Hmmm… it occurs to me that since I work near the airport, The Original Crumpy’s at 1584 Alcy is well within striking distance for lunch. Anybody been there? Recommendations? I usually take a late lunch – around 1 PM – do I stand a chance of getting a table without a wait at that hour?

Reminds me… if you plan on coming Downtown or Midtown this weekend, better factor Southern Heritage Classic traffic into your plans. Allow extra time, and expect parking lots and garages to be full near the hotspots.

The poker tournament at Calhoun’s was a weird one last night. All 10 players were still in after half an hour… I’ve never seen that happen before. A week ago, someone went out on the very first hand. Even though I’d amassed a sizable stack at one point, the later rounds hit and I quickly faced the prospect of being blinded out. I had to go all-in with a not-so-desirable hand and ended up finishing 5th. Congrats to Steve who emerged as the winner.

After the tournament ended, my buddy Chad who was sitting to my right ordered the best wings in Downtown Memphis – Calhoun’s habanera hot wings. Right as they came out, I heard “FOOD? You got food? Can I have some?”…

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… and once again, the Nuh-Uh Girl was eating off people’s plates.

While I’ve got the camera out, let me post a pic of the grilled cheese sandwich I had Tuesday night, which is part of South of Beale’s new late night menu.

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I never liked grilled cheese sandwiches growing up, but Downtown restaurants – particularly SOB, the Majestic, and Bardog – have made me a fan.

Not sure what’s on the agenda for tonight… I’m absolutely not doing Art on Tap at the Dixon. Fifty bucks a ticket is just too damn expensive. Not paying it. Great event but they’ve overpriced it the past two years.

They’re doing registration for this weekend’s scooter rally at Calhoun’s tonight. The organizers invited me to stop by and people-watch and take a few pics, so I’ll be there at some point… not sure where I’ll end up after that.

Thur update: Bum arrest, lobster bake at Sole, SOB late night menu

Just a few quick notes…

A panhandler was arrested last night for robbery at Front and Beale.  After following a couple to their car as he begged for money, he reached through an open window, grabbed the man’s wallet, and ran.  Witnesses apprehended him and held him for police.  Click through to the story to see a pic of him.  I think I’ve seen this guy around before.

Even though this guy was still out, I want to say that in general, I’ve seen a lot fewer panhandlers out recently than I did this time last year.  MPD is keeping a closer eye on them, and the Downtown safety patrol is helping a lot too.  You hear about occasional incidents like the one above, but overall I think Downtown is much safer than it was a couple of years ago.

Sole Restaurant in the Westin is having a Lobster Bake starting Saturday, September 19 and continuing every Saturday through October.  For $29 you get two courses:  1) Choice of house salad or lobster bisque; 2) Whole lobster served with Peruvian potatoes, toasted almond cole slaw, and corn fritters.

South of Beale has posted their new late-night menu on their website.  I still need to post a pic of the 3-cheese grilled cheese sandwich I had the other night.

College Night at Hollywood Disco begins tonight.

I’m about 50/50 on whether I’m going to head to Calhoun’s to play poker tonight, or just hang out closer to home at the Saucer.  I already know that the Saucer has a good fire sale (Sunset Wheat – gotta tweet that in a minute).  Wonder if they’re going to put the sound on for the game… hmmm… I guess I’ll wait until I get home from work and then see how strongly I feel about poker.

Wed update 2: Hard Rock, Bravo deal, AI, iPod price drop

I have a few minutes’ break while they’re rebooting our web server, so here’s some more quick news.

Hard Rock Cafe on Beale is gearing up for the second annual HammerBanger’s Ball on the 19th, with Kiss Amy and Finding Jimmy Hoffa. Doors open at 9, performances start at 10. $5 cover, 100% of which goes to benefit Habitat for Humanity of Greater Memphis.

ArtsMemphis is running a special today for 09/09/09. Get a double Bravo membership for $99 (normally a $245 value). Call 901-578-2787 by 5 PM today to take advantage of the deal. Click here to learn more about Bravo.

In case you didn’t hear the news, Allen Iverson has said “yes” to the Grizzlies. That’ll put some butts in seats. There are pluses and minuses to AI but overall I think it’s a good move.

From Wired Magazine: Apple has dropped its iPod prices, including a $120 price drop for the top-of-the-line Touch. The Shuffle may be gone from the lineup.

That’s the quick news post for now… back to work, then off to the PRSA seminar in about an hour.

Wed update: Thylacines, the Great Kabuki, Republic, SMA, SOB

Notable for this week:  This week marks the 73rd anniversary of the extinction of the thylacine, or Tasmanian wolf or Tasmanian tiger.  The last one died in a zoo on September 7, 1936.

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More info about thylacines here.  The thylacine was a marsupial and no relation to the dog, although the species evolved with similar characteristics.  The Tasmanian Devil, the thylacine’s closest surviving relative, is in danger of becoming extinct too because of a very contagious facial tumor disease.  Here’s info about saving the Tasmanian Devil.

Also, this week marks the 62nd birthday of pro wrestler The Great Kabuki.  Congrats to Kabuki on surviving to this ripe old age.

Looks like Republic Nightclub is living up to its promise to bring in celebrities.  Kaya Jones of the Pussycat Dolls will perform there this Saturday night.

The South Main Association will have its Oktoberfest party Sunday, September 27.  It will be in Harry’s Detour courtyard on GE Patterson from 3 to 7 PM, and there will be catering by John Bragg and beer by Boscos Brewery.  Event is free to members, $15 for guests; or you can join as an individual member for $25 and your membership will be good through the end of 2010.

The “Definitely Downtown” TV show, hosted by “That Other Downtown Guy,” Lee Warren, will film at South of Beale Thursday night.  Come on by and support the place and get on TV!  I stopped by and tried their late night menu last night, and had a really good grilled cheese.  Will post a pic of it when I get a chance to get it off the camera.

Time to get dressed and go to work… I’m attending a PRSA seminar about Twitter at the U of M today at lunch.