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Yesterday I wrote that Penny is too “nice” to coach Memphis players, as was Josh Pastner, and that our university would be better off with a men’s basketball head coach who is, for a lack of a better term, an a-hole.

So I asked AI agent Claude to make a list of younger and lesser-known coaches whose style resembles those of Rick Pitino, John Calipari, and Bob Knight. Claude came back with

• Richard Pitino, Xavier
• T.J. Otzelberger, Iowa State
• Todd Golden, Florida
• Jerrod Calhoun, Utah State
• Will Wade, NC State
• Takayo Siddle, UNC Wilmington

So there’s ya a list to watch during conference tourney week and March Madness, although Golden and Otzelberger are perhaps already out of Memphis’ reach. Wade is said to have a polarizing personality much like Calipari.

Memphis River Parks seeks a director of finance and an accounting clerk.

The Orpheum seeks a manager of accounting.

Aldo’s Pizza Pies will celebrate St. Patrick’s with a one-day-only pie on the 17th: thinly-sliced corned beef, melted Swiss, sauerkraut, Thousand Island dressing & caraway seeds.

Memphis Oddity Market happens Saturday 4-9 at The Medicine Factory, 85 W. Virginia.

Cognac Cars & Cigars happens Saturday at Fourth Bluff Park.

Auto-Chlor is hiring a videographer/photographer.

Grind City Throwdown is a latte art battle of the baristas Saturday 5-9 PM at Dr. Bean’s, 387 S. Main. Free to watch, $5 to compete.

Wiseacre Downtown will celebrate Pi Day (3.14) Saturday with live music all day, Little Bettie pizza specials, and a Goner Records pop-up.

Heartbreak Hill Trio plays Earnestine & Hazel’s tonight.

There were some incredible voices at E&H karaoke yesterday. A group was talking about doing “Somebody to Love” by Jefferson Airplane next Thursday – a timeless classic and one of my top 5 favorite songs of all time.

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Yesterday I asked AI agent Claude to identify THE up-and-coming neighborhood in Memphis.

Claude picked The Edge.

I revised my query. “No, no, no, Claude, in 2026 The Edge is no longer up-and-coming. It’s already there. It has arrived. I want to know, what neighborhood is where The Edge was 7-8 years ago?”

Claude admitted I had a fair point, thought for a moment, then said Klondike/Smokey City. Claude noted that those neighborhoods are near the beginning of a cycle, not the end.

Now that’s a pick I can get behind.

Klondike is the call — it has the exact cocktail the Edge had: deep history, affordability, a massive anchor project just landed, and nobody outside of community development circles is talking about it yet.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ -Claude

The Grizzlies host Dallas tonight at 7. TV: FanDuel Sports

Corrected correction: Now I’m hearing that Mich Ultra will be the $3 green beer at Bardog Saturday-Tuesday. Rahul who works for the distributor dropped off a tap handle for that purpose this morning.

Penny’s 13-19 Memphis Tigers had their season come to an end yesterday with an 81-69 loss to Tulane. Penny has the same problem Josh Pastner had here – he’s too nice and these 19-year-old players stop taking him seriously after a while. Memphis bball is a program in bad need of a coach who’s an asshole. I wonder how much money we’d have to throw at Rick Pitino to get him here?

There will be a Women Who Build panel discussion on Thursday, March 26 at 5 PM at Soul and Spirits, 845 N. Main. Come meet developers who have broken the glass ceiling.

It’s now possible to pay $500 rent to open a restaurant Downtown.

Cerrito Trivia will host a special-edition St. Paddy’s Day trivia Tuesday at 7 at Max’s Sports Bar. Ireland, booze, and green things are potential topics.

Black Tulip Press will hold a market at Flyway Brewing Saturday 11-6. Literature, readings, chamber music, artwork, handmade goods.

There’s a part-time dishwasher position open at AutoZone Park.

Bass Pro is looking to hire a laundry attendant.

Could a fine for tanking be coming for the Grizzlies?

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I got in Room in the Inn last night! I spent the night in The Cottage in Germantown. Shepherd’s pie for dinner, sausage egg cheese croissant for breakfast, and a pack full of snacks. Thanks to everyone who sent me good energy.

I asked AI to pick the winner of the upcoming men’s NCAA tournament.

• Claude picked Michigan
• Gemini picked Duke, while also listing Miami (OH) as a sleeper pick
• Perplexity wanted me to pay for an upgrade

Hot N Heavy Dogs will have their cart at Union and Main for lunch Thursday 10:30-2:30.

The Grizzlies are being sued over allegations of racial discrimination on the security team.

Bam Adebayo of the Miami Heat scored 83 points in a game against the Washington Wizards last night, an individual total second only to Wilt Chamberlain’s 100 in a 1962 game.

THREE CHEERS to United Airlines for threatening to ban passengers who play videos, talk on FaceTime, play games with sound, etc. on their phones without putting headphones in!!! Such behavior is RUDE to those around you! Restaurants and coffee shops should consider similar bans.

430 Monroe has received a 10-year PILOT to encourage commercial development. Another win for The Edge…

Fly north with geese

Correction: This morning I heard a bartender say that the $3 green beer at Bardog this weekend will be Busch Light, not PBR as I previously reported.

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IFTAR AFTER DARK: On Tuesday, March 17, Good Fortune Co. goes halal for one night only, teaming up with the Memphis Muslim community for a night of friendship and delicious food. See Good Fortune’s Facebook page for complete details.

South Main Association’s monthly social is tonight at 6 PM at Doug Carpenter and Associates, 11 W. Huling.

• MPD Sgt. Cathey on the Camera Connect program
• Mack Weaver from Memphis in May
• An opportunity for SMA business members
• Food by KUYA and South Point Grocery
• Drinks by Wiseacre and Southern Glazer’s

This weekend’s events at Downtown’s Irish pub, The Brass Door:

Friday the 13th

• 5 PM – Alice Hasen, traditional Irish fiddler
• 6 PM – Blessing of the Kegs
• 6:30 PM – Dermot & The Pints

Saturday the 14th

• 9 AM – International rugby: Ireland vs. Scotland
• 2 PM – Head to Beale Street for the parade
• 4:30 PM – Dermot & The Pints

The Peabody will celebrate St. Pat’s with Irish tea service in Chez Philippe Saturday and Sunday afternoon.

Slider Inn Downtown will celebrate the holiday all day Saturday with DJ sets and vendor pop-ups.

Memphis Joy Orchestra performed at the Union Mission last Friday.

Loflin Yard is hiring bartenders.

The Memphis Made taproom has new hours:

• Fri 4-9 with Opinionation trivia 7-9
• Sat 1-9
• Sun 1-7 with Boss Lady’s line dancing 4-7

I asked Perplexity AI what NCAA tournament seed Penny’s 13-18 Tigers would be in the highly unlikely event they run the table in the American conference tournament and capture its automatic bid. Perp thinks they’d be a 15 or at most a 14.

As for the Grizzlies, their postseason hopes are also slim but not zero. With 19 games left to play, Memphis sits 7 games behind Portland for the final play-in spot.

The Grizzlies tip off in Philly tonight at 6. TV: FanDuel Sports

Flying Saucer has a new burger special, the Get Lucky. It’s a blue cheese-stuffed beef patty with an Irish whiskey glaze, Guinness beer cheese, Tabasco onion straws, arugula, and garlic herb mayo.

The farmers market is hiring an executive director.

Send good vibes my way – there’s a rare men’s-only church partnering with Room in the Inn on a weekday tonight. They can only take 10 men, though, so I’m gonna need some lottery luck.

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Penny’s 13-18 Tigers may not be going to the Big Dance, but they punched their ticket to the little dance – the American Conference tournament – with a 96-95 overtime win over Tulane yesterday. The Tigers will travel to Birmingham, where they’ll face Tulane again Wednesday, March 11 at 6 PM. TV: ESPNEWS

Bardog will have the following specials from Saturday, March 14, the day of the Downtown St. Patrick’s Day parade, through the holiday proper on Tuesday, March 17:

• $3 green PBR
• $7 Jameson
• $7 green tea
• $7 car bombs
• $7 Guinness
• Shepherd’s pie
• Corned beef

Flying Saucer’s St. Pat’s celebration is Saturday from 2 PM-til featuring

• Bagpipers
• Blessing of the kegs
• Live music
• Food and drink specials

There’s an ongoing manhunt for a suspect who escaped custody at Regional One yesterday. He’s said to be wearing a black Adidas tracksuit and is wanted on assault, weapons, and drug charges.

The Moxy Hotel on Court Square seeks a public space attendant.

Loflin Yard seeks a food runner.

US Ghost Adventures seeks a ghost tour guide.

The Grizzlies are in Brooklyn for a 6:30 game. TV: FanDuel Sports

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Today is Senior Day for many college basketball players… but really, in these days of the transfer portal, what does Senior Day mean to a kid who’s attended 4 different colleges in 4 years?

WhatNow reports that burger/wing restaurant Bandos is relocating to 260 Poplar. Previously it had been on Thomas St. just north of Downtown.

There will be a crawfish boil at Loflin Yard next Sunday, March 15.

JOOKINWARZ comes to the Rumba Room this afternoon.

Diana Ross performs at the Orpheum Saturday.

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Hoodline reports that an unnamed grocer has shown interest in the long-vacant location at 544 Jackson. Such a store would be a major asset to the Uptown neighborhood.

Get a free Classic Edition dubrae (ornamental shoelace tag) tonight at FedExForum as the Grizzlies host the L.A. Clippers. 7 PM. TV: FanDuel Sports

From Far Out magazine: The Memphis bar that inspired a Rolling Stones classic

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Karaoke night at Earnestine & Hazel’s received an upgrade last night. Pros showed up and sang… specifically, cast members from Back to the Future:: The Musical, in the middle of a week-long run at the Orpheum.

As of this morning, Penny’s 12-18 Tigers sit in 10th place in the American conference. That means their final game matters a lot, surprisingly, because only the top 10 teams get in next weekend’s conference tournament. That final game is at Tulane on Sunday, 1 PM, ESPN+.

If you have tickets to see Banana Ball at AutoZone Park Saturday, keep an eye on the weather. T’storms and heavy rain could show up.

The Orchestra Unplugged performs works of Gustav Mahler tonight at the Halloran Centre.

Butteriffic Bakery will celebrate its 5th anniversary with a block party noon to 5 Saturday. DJ, live performances, food trucks, vendors. 488 S. Second.

Archery championships are happening at the Renasant Convention Center this weekend.

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It’s Cinco de Marcho, a practice day for two months from now. If you have trouble telling the two Cincos apart, just remember… you can’t get Marcho on your Soul Burger.

KUYA, the Filipino bar and restaurant, has its grand opening Friday at 3:30 PM. It’s in the former Bedrock Eats space at S. Main and Vance. They’ll have DJs and stay open ’til 1 on the weekends once they get their liquor license.

There will be a big all-day party Saturday at Flyway Brewing out in The Edge. See their Facebook page for details. Hoodlums and hooligans in particular are invited.

The Flyer’s Michael Donahue answers the question: What happened to Kinfolk? Why did Cole Jeanes’ popular Harbor Town restaurant, known for its biscuits, close after mere months of being open?

RIP Lou Holtz.

Insider tip I got last night: The Shell station on Crump across from Momma’s has really good turkey wings, but they only have them several days a week.

What has to happen before we can get our trolleys – REAL trolleys – back?

Hilton Garden Inn is hiring a lounge bartender.

The Orpheum is hiring a bartender.

Mid-South Dueling Pianos play the Flying Saucer Friday night.

Oh no… Marsha Marsha Marsha is considering running for governor to replace term-limited Bill Lee. Why can’t that horrible woman just go away?

Katt Williams’ The Golden Age Tour comes to FedExForum Friday night.

Bardog is hiring experienced cooks. Compensation package includes health insurance. Apply in person or email bardogtavern@gmail.com.

Fun guessing game involving maps (not Geoguessr)

Etowah Dinner Series has an event Downtown Saturday.

Penny’s 12-17 Tigers’ crap season has produced a 7-figure shortfall in ticket sales.

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