What I look for in a bar

You know, this morning I was thinking to myself, “So many different choices down here… why do I spend time in some Downtown bars more than others?” I realized it was a combination of three things. The bar has to be

  • close;
  • comfortable;
  • and the majority of time I go there, I know people who are there.

That’s why I’m really looking forward to the opening of the Blind Bear later this month. I’m pretty sure it is going to have all three of these qualities in spades.

Speaking of spades (and clubs, hearts, and diamonds), I need to issue another correction. A Blind Bear employee hit me up on Twitter and told me that the Tuesday night poker night will actually be run by Jamie, one of the owners who currently bartends at the Silly Goose. He and I have played many Monday nights at the Goose and we’ve knocked each other out of tournaments on a few occasions. I have no doubt he’ll do a fantastic job, and I’m interested to see whether he’ll retain the structure of the Goose’s poker tournaments at the Blind Bear, or do something different.

All righty… looks like I’m going to hit brunch at Bardog in a bit, soon as I get sheets out of the dryer and back on my bed. I still plan to watch Memphis-Louisville at the Saucer at 3.

StumbleUpon (Downtown party edition)

No, this post has nothing to do with StumbleUpon, the social media content discovery service. Rather, this is a post about the fact that when you live Downtown, occasionally you StumbleUpon parties. I StumbledUpon two last night.

Yesterday evening I got home from work, threw my stuff in the closet, changed clothes, and prepared to head to happy hour at the Flying Saucer. As I walked out the door, my new neighbors where wheeling a huge amount of beer into their apartment.

“Hey, Paul,” they said. “We’re having a housewarming party tonight. Please come by. We’ll get started around 7 or 8. We tried to knock on your door last night, but you weren’t home.” Knocking on my door is pretty much pointless. I’m usually at work, at a bar, or dead asleep. I thanked them for the invitation and told them I’d stop by.

Then I headed to the Saucer, grabbed my usual spot at the bar, and ordered a Dos Equis Lager. A few minutes later, my friend Bob (Bicycle Bobby as he’s usually referred to in this blog) walked by and took a seat at a table. “That’s weird,” I thought. “He always sits at the bar. I wonder if he has people in from out of town.”

I finished my beer and ordered a second one. As I did, my friend Stevana walked in. She used to work at the Saucer and still stops in to see everyone from time to time. “Are you here for Bob’s plate party?” she asked.

D’oh! He’d told me his plate party was last night on at least three separate occasions, and yet, I still managed to forget somehow! He and the other party guests must have been wondering why I was standing at the bar by myself, and perhaps they were thinking, “Maybe he doesn’t like free beer.” I hurried over to the table.

You get a plate party when you drink 200 different beers at the Saucer, earning your plate on the wall. Normally, you get a $100 tab for a party for you and your friends. However, as you complete more plates, your deal gets better and better. I have 93 more beers until I get my sixth plate done – and when I do, a $150 tab will await me. For Bob, it was even better. He’d just finished work on his 11th plate, earning himself a $200 tab. We drank and talked for a couple of hours, and then it was time to unveil the plate.

Kyla making the announcement at the bar

Bob revealing the plate

The plate. Most of the plates at the Saucer have a bronze-colored rim, but this plate’s rim is silver. The silver means “+10”. So Bob’s plate is colored black, for one plate, plus the silver rim for 10 more, a total of 11.

Lil’ Kim and her pimp daddy

While hanging out at the party, I checked Fousquare, Facebook and Twitter on my phone. I noticed that several of my friends, who don’t live in my building, were checking into Number 10 Main. I left a comment on Foursquare, asking one of them what was going on. Sure enough, they were at my neighbors’ housewarming party! I paid my tab at the bar and hurried home.

I thought to myself, “What am I going to do about beer?” After all, no one wants to be “that guy” who shows up at a party empty-handed and mooches everyone else’s beer. Then I remembered, I have PBR in the fridge! So, every time I ran out of beer, I just made a stop next door to refill. Convenient!

The party was great. My neighbors and I have a lot of friends in common; I probably knew a third of the guests. Great food, a DJ spinning good music, and I got to catch up with a lot of people I hadn’t seen in a while.

So, it was a very good Friday evening overall. Love those random weekend nights when I StumbleUpon great parties.

As for today: I just got up, so I haven’t had time to check and see if there’s enough news to do a Saturday update post. Memphis plays Louisville on CBS at 3. Most likely I’ll park myself at the Saucer for the game. No definite plan afterward, but hopefully I’ll StumbleUpon more fun things to do.

Fri update: Grizzlies, Sexy Santa party at Rehab Disco, final day for nonprofit voting, Beerknurd appreciation party, Blind Bear

Starting off with a correction today. The Grizzlies open practice and State of the Franchise, which I had blogged was happening tomorrow, is actually Sunday. Sorry about that. They had “Saturday” in the email blast they sent out, but if I’d thought about it I’d have realized that the 18th is not Saturday.

The big news, though, is that YOUR! MEMPHIS! GRRRRRRRRRRRIZZLIES!!!!! play their pre-season game tonight at the FedExForum at 7. First chance to see Zach, Rudy, Marc and the gang live on the court. Tickets are available here.

If you’re looking for something to do after the Grizzlies game, there will be a Sexy Santa party at Rehab Disco tonight. Multiple DJs, live dance performances, LED mistletoe, light show, Christmas movies on projector screens, VIP sections with special entertainment, drink specials and free giveaways. Wear your sexiest costume, because there will be a costume contest. Doors open at 9, $5 21 and up, $10 18-20.

Today is the last day of voting in the Obsidian PR ballot. Of the five nonprofits that are finalists, two winners will be selected to receive free PR services for six months (oops, almost typed free PBR services, wouldn’t that be a sweet deal). Go here to vote by “Liking” the image of your preferred nonprofit. Finalists are

The Blues Foundation
DeNeuville Learning Center
Pink Palace
Memphis Roller Derby
On Our Own of Memphis

Last night I served as judge for the fourth year in the Majestic Grille’s movie costume/tacky sweater contest. Every year they show National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation and people did a great job dressing up like the characters. Tacky sweaters were good too. Bartender Lisa was ineligible to win, but if she’d been eligible she probably would have.

My honorarium for being a judge was Christmas ham with green bean casserole, mac and cheese, focaccia bread and a salad, along with a few bottles of PBR. By the end of the movie I’d nearly drifted into unconsciousness in a food coma. Apologies to my friends at Kooky Canuck, who had their Christmas party last night. First time I’ve ever not made it to the party. I was just so full that I couldn’t handle being around a huge crowd. Apologies also to my friend Zane who invited me to meet him at the Goose… I just needed to be somewhere where I was comfortable, and the Saucer is a much more comfortable environment to me, so that’s where I went. We’ll catch up soon I’m sure.

Not that I was exactly alone at the Saucer… within a few minutes of getting there, my friends Chris, Jeremy and Brian joined me, followed a short time later by my friend Joe, then the Nuh-Uh Girl, then Katie Mac. I was surprised to learn that the Nuh-Uh Girl did not have anything to eat at Kooky Canuck’s party. Well, I guess I didn’t miss any photo opportunities then.

There was a sign on the Saucer window that they’re having a Beerknurd Appreciation party next Thursday, December 22.

A Beerknurd is someone who has joined the Saucer’s UFO Club. It’s not a bad deal; for $18 you get a T-shirt, you never pay a cover to get in (except special events like New Year’s Eve), and you get a card you can swipe at the beer computer toward getting your plate on the wall. Now and then they have appreciation parties for members of the club. This one will have a Beerknurd Buffet and raffle prizes. Free food? Wonder if the Nuh-Uh Girl will show up.

One of the people who will work at the Blind Bear, the speakeasy going into the old Bar None space, showed me a few photos of the place on her phone. It looks great. The bar will no longer be next to the front door. GREAT MOVE. I understand why Circa did it that way (because it was a restaurant) and why Bar None kept it (to keep renovations to a minimum), but the space will be so much more comfortable with the bar moved away from the door. Some of the dining tables are poker and blackjack tables, in keeping with the speakeasy theme.

Oh, speaking of poker? Tuesday will be poker night at Blind Bear, I’m told, with (Edit: had it wrong earlier) Jamie hosting. With all the trivia nights happening around town on Tuesdays, poker is refreshingly different. I have high hopes for Blind Bear and suspect it may gain co-equal status with the Saucer as my home base. They hope to have the place open later this month. I’ll keep you informed as I learn more details. Don’t forget to “Like” The Blind Bear on Facebook to keep up with happenings there.

Plan for tonight: I’m going to hit the Saucer around 6:00 and figure out the rest from there. I’ll probably be rocking the Santa hat for the second night in a row, in case the Rehab Disco party makes it onto the agenda.

Thur update: Grizzlies open practice Sunday (correction), Bardog PBR deal for law students

(Correction: Had day wrong, it’s Sunday not Saturday for the open Grizz practice. Sorry about that.)

Now that training camp has started and Marc Gasol has been re-signed, the Grizzlies are holding an open practice from 1 to 2 PM this Sunday in the FedExForum. Coach Hollins will hold a scrimmage that will give fans their first chance to see what the team will look like for 2011-12. Afterward the team will sign autographs and talk to fans. Doors open to the public at 12:30. Admission is free but they’re asking attendees to donate a book to MIFA’s Holiday Hope Chest.

If you’re an MVP season ticket holder, come early. At 11 there will be a State of the Franchise talk for you on the main court. You’ll have the chance to ask question of owner Michael Heisley, GM Chris Wallace, and Coach Lionel Hollins. To RSVP for State of the Franchise, contact your Account Executive at (901) 888-HOOP or online at rsvp@grizzlies.com by Friday, Dec. 16.

More info about Saturday’s events at the FedExForum here. If you want to become one of those MVP season ticket holders, this is the place to go.

A new benefit for University of Memphis Law School students was announced this morning. All day, every day, all the time, students get $2 PBR at Bardog Tavern. Offer extends to faculty too.

And now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go find a graphic designer who can make me a fake law school ID. I’ll have the Santa hat on tonight, because I have two Christmas events to attend in the Downtown core. I’ll start it off around 6 with a couple of warm-up beers at the Saucer. Will bring the camera in case anything interesting happens.

Union Mission needs Christmas care packages

The Union Mission is requesting the public’s help to donate Christmas care packages to those who are homeless or otherwise in need this holiday season. Too often, essential items like socks, winter caps and gloves, and toiletries can be overlooked. Guidelines for what to include in the care packages and how to wrap them can be found here. They’re asking that the donations be dropped off at the Mission (383 Poplar) by Wednesday, December 21, and they will start distributing the packages Christmas Eve. No amount of packages is too small or too large to drop off – 1 or 100, whatever you feel like giving.

Free Rock & Soul admission tomorrow

You can get in free at the Rock & Soul Museum tomorrow, Thursday, December 15. In honor of the 10th anniversary of Rufus Thomas’ death, they are offering free admission to residents of Shelby County or of Cayce, MS. Also, the first 100 residents who do the Funky Chicken will receive a free gift from the museum. Hours are 10 AM to 7 PM.

That’s all for now… this is one of those slow news days. Today at work I got a programming project extremely close to the finish line, so it’s time to go celebrate with beer.

New food truck serving Southern fare to Downtown Memphis

A new food truck called Revival Southern Food Company has hit the streets of Downtown. They serve sliders, tacos, and blue plate specials, as well as sides and desserts. According to their website, “Owners Crash and Adam rely on influences from New Orleans, Charleston, and other regions across the deep-south to bring you a unique culinary experience on the streets of Memphis and surrounding areas.” Follow the truck on Twitter at @Revival_Food to keep up with what’s on the menu and where the truck is parked.

Tue update: Gasol signed, 4K beer run, Mud Island stalker, SMA, Redbirds Twinterview, ArtSpace

The Grizzlies have signed restricted free agent center Marc Gasol to a new contract. It’s a 4-year deal worth almost $58 million, and he’ll make $12.9 million this season. GREAT MOVE by the Grizzlies organization. Grizzlies-Thunder in the Western Conference Finals? Bet it happens within the next two years. Funny how Marc is now the Gasol in demand – the Houston Rockets were trying to get him for 4/$55M – while the Lakers are looking for a place to dump Pau.

Yazoo Brewery will hold a Barely a 4K run that will start and end at South of Beale at 10 AM this Saturday. Your $15 sign-up fee gets you a T-shirt and two complimentary Yazoo beverages. This is not a formal, organized run like many of the 5Ks you see down here – streets will not be shut down, and really, they don’t care if you actually run or not, you still get the shirt and beverages if you don’t. However, it is a good opportunity to jog around some of the historic parts of Downtown Memphis with friends.

Ladies who live and/or exercise on Mud Island: Be careful. ABC 24 reports that a creepy stalker has been harassing women on Mud Island. I hate reporting negative stuff about Downtown in this blog, but it’s important to get the word out. Hope this guy gets caught soon.

The South Main Association will vote on its slate of candidates for the 2012 board tonight at the Arcade. Wait, didn’t they do that last month? Well, yes, but they screwed it up so they get to do it again. They’ll vote whether to amend the bylaws (because you can’t just suspend them, as they learned last month), and then if they amendment passes they’ll vote on the slate. It’s also their holiday celebration, so if you’re a member come on by for some holiday cheer ‘n’ shit. Social at 6, meeting at 6:30.

The Redbirds will hold their third Twitter interview this Thursday at 2 PM. It will be with 2011 Redbird Attam Ottavino, and topics discussed will include the off-season, coach movement, the farm system and general baseball topics. To see the interview, follow both @memphisredbirds and @AdamOttavino on Twitter. To submit interview questions in advance, tweet them to @memphisredbirds with the hashtag #twinterview.

The Memphis Business Journal reports that ArtSpace, a nonprofit that builds affordable housing for artists, is purchasing the United Warehouse at 138 St. Paul for its latest project. What a great neighborhood to do it, right there in the South Main Arts District with galleries and the MCA grad school nearby. Read the full MBJ article here.

Time to grab some lunch at a new BBQ spot. I’ll be out somewhere after work, Saucer most likely.

Vote for your favorite nonprofit to receive free PR services from local firm Obsidian

25 Mid-South nonprofit organizations compete this week for the chance to win six months of free PR services from Obsidian PR. You can vote for your favorite nonprofit on Obsidian’s Facebook page. Voting runs through 5 PM Wednesday, December 14. The top five vote-getters will move on to a run-off December 15 and 16, and the top two in the run-off will receive six months of PR services in 2012. The organizations are:

DeNeuville Learning Center
Vollintine Evergreen Community Association
Hattiloo Theatre
Project: Motion
Veritas College Preparatory Charter School
South Memphis Alliance
Memphis Roller Derby
FuelFilm:Memphis
Fayette Literacy
Alzheimer’s Day Services
Mid-South Spay & Neuter
Friends for Life
On Our Own
Playhouse on the Square
Big Brothers Big Sisters of Greater Memphis
The Blues Foundation
Les Passees, Inc.
Brooks Museum of Art
Crosstown Arts
Pink Palace Family of Museums
Special Olympics Greater Memphis
The Women’s Foundation of Greater Memphis
Concord Academy
Creative Aging Mid-South
Center for Southern Folklore

Vote by “liking” the logo of your favorite nonprofit. I just went in and voted. I won’t say who I voted for, but I will say that Labor Day weekend would be a lot less interesting if this organization wasn’t here.

Time to grab some lunch… possibly another blog post after work, about a new sandwich I tried at Brass Door yesterday. Plans for tonight are the usual: Pint Nite at the Saucer, then poker at the Goose at 7:30.