Meet some of Downtown’s most visible street people: Reasons why you should support the panhandling and single beer ordinances

In this post I’d like to introduce you to some of Downtown’s most visible street people, who are out every day hustling.  These people illustrate the need for the ordinances restricting panhandling and single beer sales.

You’ll frequently see “Calvin” on the streets around Beale and the FedExForum. He’ll usually station himself near a metered parking space that is open. Sometimes he’ll wear an orange vest, and when a car approaches he’ll wave a towel in the direction of the space. You may think Calvin is a parking attendant. He’s not. He’s a panhandler with a long arrest history for parking scams and drug and drug paraphernalia charges. The Downtown safety patrol once confiscated a fake parking credential he was using. Under the new panhandling ordinance, panhandling at parking meters would be illegal.

“Billy” has been Downtown causing trouble for years. I decided to nickname him Billy because he has a beard like a billy goat. He likes to hang out in Court Square, or in front of Walgreens or Jack’s Food Store on Main. He’ll approach people with a handshake, asking for money to get something to eat. Once he collects enough, he’ll go buy a beer at the convenience store. He repeats this cycle all day. After several beers, he gets drunk, loud and abusive, especially toward women. A couple of years ago, two sweet English tourists in their early 20s were trying to take a photo of the Main Street Mall, and Billy repeatedly approached them and suggested they do lewd things to an area of his anatomy. I called the police on him and ushered our guests to safety inside Walgreens. I wonder how many tourists have left with a bad impression of Downtown Memphis over the years because of Billy.

“Dallas” likes to do the “tour guide” gimmick. He’ll get copies of the Downtown Merchant Guide and Memphis Flyer (free publications) out of distribution boxes. Then he and another panhandler will attempt to sell them to tourists. I have seen him walk alongside tourists for blocks at a time. Dallas is about 6’3″ and is pretty physically intimidating – I imagine plenty of people have given him money simply because they felt threatened. Walking alongside people as you panhandle them would be banned under the new ordinance.

“Sharp Dressed Bum”, so named because he’s often seen in neatly-pressed club attire, is another panhandler who likes to do the tour guide gimmick. He’ll work the area around the Peabody, the Rendezvous, and Beale, chatting up tourists, then asking them for money. Refusals are usually met with threatening gestures, as though SDB is going to come at you, as well as tirades like, “Well, f*** you then, you f***ing bitch! I don’t need your g****mn money anyway! F*** you! You hear me? F*** you!”

“Beetle” is a master of the art of hanging out. He loves to panhandle in Court Square, then he’ll use the money to go buy beer at a store on the Main Street Mall. Once he starts drinking, he gets in arguments and fights with the other street people. For a while, he had a girlfriend, also a panhandler, whom he got pregnant. They panhandled with the baby (in 45 degree weather) after it was born. Then she got pregnant again, by another man, and in a drunken rage he beat her up. He spent 6 months in jail on an assault conviction, but he’s back on the street now, hanging out in Court Square, panhandling guests on the Sleep Inn patio, sipping on a tallboy of beer.

These are the kinds of troublemakers targeted by the proposed panhandling and single-beer sales ordinances. Take away their ability to panhandle, and suddenly it won’t be profitable for them to hang out Downtown all day. Take away their quarts and 40s, and you’ve taken away the fuel that leads to the arguing, the lewd comments, the fighting. If they want to continue to panhandle, fine – they will still have the option to do it, but it will be passive panhandling in spaces designated by the city, and their intimidating abusive behavior will not be permitted.

“Scratchy” is a homeless man who lives in an alley near Bardog Tavern. Scratchy never bothers anyone. He’ll walk around all day, scratching his beard. If you approach him with an offering of leftover pizza or a cigarette or a Coke, he’ll meekly say “thank you” and take it and walk away. The new ordinances will not affect Scratchy in any way, because he never asks for anything and never goes into stores to buy beer. The proposed ordinances are not aimed at the homeless. Believe me, if we thought any law was being passed that would hurt Scratchy, Downtowners would rise up against it in large numbers.

Please don’t get the idea, after reading all the troublemaker stories above, that Downtown is unsafe. That is not true. I have lived down here 8 years and feel completely safe, and statistics indicate 38103 is the safest zip code in the city. Rather, it’s a handful of individuals such as these who create the perception that Downtown is unsafe. It’s costing the area millions in revenue from people who have a bad experience and decide never to come back. As a resident, it’s costing me potential friends I never get to make, because people who consider moving Downtown have a bad experience and decide to remain out east. I want my neighborhood to finally live up to its potential, and the ordinances are an important step in that direction.

Please consider coming to the rally at the Center City Commission (114 N. Main, at Adams) tomorrow at 5:30 PM to show your support for the proposed ordinances. More information on the ordinances and how to support them here.

Please sign the petition: Help stop aggressive panhandling and disorderly street behavior in Downtown

The CCC has a new page describing the proposed panhandling and single-serve beer ordinances, listing steps you can take to show your support for these measures.

At the bottom right of the page, there is a petition you can fill out.  Please take a minute to fill it out if you support these ordinances.

I have an idea for a post describing some of the troublemakers the ordinances are looking to address, but it’s too long to type up in a lunchtime post… maybe after work I’ll do it.

Kooky Mardi Gras menu for Tuesday

Someone left a copy of the special Mardi Gras menu for Kooky Canuck in my building’s lobby, so I took notes.  This is their one day, Fat Tuesday-only menu.

For appetizers they’ll have crawfish egg rolls with red hot ranch, and catfish curls with spicy Cajun remoulade.

There will be a N’awlins Caesar salad with Cajun croutons and blackened crawfish, chicken, or catfish.

Two Cajun po’boys will be offered, fried catfish or fried crawfish tails.

If you like pasta, they’ll have a Kickin’ Cajun Pasta with blackened crawfish or blackened chicken with spicy alfredo sauce, peppers and onions.

They’ll have red beans and rice and jambalaya, and for dessert there will be bread pudding with bourbon sauce, and mini king cakes.

Wow that entire menu sounds good… wish I could eat both lunch and dinner there, but it’s too far to drive for lunch.  So I’ll hit Kooky after trivia, when I can enjoy their drink specials too – $2 34 oz. Bud Light, $2 12 oz. Hurricanes, $2 hand grenade shots.

Tonight was a rare night when I didn’t go out.  It was just too cold to bother with, so I stayed in an subscribed to PokerVT.com which I mentioned in a post earlier today.  I’ve been watching Daniel Negreanu’s small ball poker tutorial videos, and they are excellent.  Absolutely worth the activation fee for joining the site, which was not cheap.  Once I finish the lessons I’m going to abandon the assortment of poker games I’ve been playing lately, and get back to no-limit hold’em in cash games and tournament format.

Time for bed, although I could stay easily up until 3 watching these videos.

Mon update: Canada, Downtown MPD officers win awards, Circa on TV, good poker site

Hmmm.  It’s snowing.  Snow, where were you about 5 AM this morning, in time to possibly give me a day off?  Now I’m going to have to deal with this stuff on the 240 going home.

Air Traffic Mike, who will be back in town this evening, shared an interesting fact with me about the Winter Olympics’ host country, Canada. It was originally called “CND” by its inhabitants. It only became “Canada” after the new immigrants tried to spell it:

“C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?”

I’ve been asked to recognize some Downtown police officers who received awards recently: First of all, congratulations to Officer J.T. Duncan, who was named Officer of the Year for 2009 recently for the South Main Substation. Officer Duncan works the “Bravo” shift and this is the second year he has been nominated for the award. In the nomination, he was commended for still being a “beat the bushes” type of officer even after 18 years on the beat. Incidents were cited in which he prevented a number of burglaries and robberies Downtown. Much thanks to Officer Duncan for his hard work. With Downtown having more foot traffic than other parts of the city, “beat the bushes” type officers are much appreciated.

Also, congratulations to Gerald J. Tuznik (Alpha shift), Brian D. Hall (“Charlie” shift), and Darnell Gooch, Jr. (“EDU” shift), the other nominees for the South Main Substation Officer of the Year award.

Congratulations to Lt. William P. Woodard, who was named Supervisor of the Year for the South Main Substation for 2009. Lt. Woodard was cited as doing a great job planning manpower for large events such as Memphis in May, the COGIC convention, and the Fourth of July events. Lt. Woodard worked nearly every holiday when a major event was going on, and on most weekends during the busy April-October busy season Downtown. Lt. Woodard was also complimented for his cool-headedness during riot situations on Beale. Thanks to him and all the command staff at the SMS for the work they do deploying officers to keep Downtown the safest neighborhood in the city.

Want to be on TV? Stop by Circa Tuesday after work and grab some snacks. Andy Wise and his crew will be there filming a segment for Thursday’s 10 PM newscast.

I’m seriously thinking about signing up for PokerVT. It’s a poker training site featuring videos by Daniel Negreanu and other pros. There’s a course on Daniel’s “small ball” style of play. There are hours of videos of the pros playing each other online, and they explain what they are thinking as they try to put their opponents on hands. There’s also a course on poker math by a professor. I watched all the sample videos and they are really, really good. Joining fee is a little steep at $149, but if I joined the site, I’d definitely stay home from the bar quite a few nights to watch the videos. If I stayed home 6-10 nights, the course would pay for itself in terms of bar tabs I didn’t have. (Hopefully it will pay for itself in poker profits too.)

In fact, I’d probably stay home tonight, if I didn’t have knowledge that Air Traffic Mike will be back in town. I guess that’s my excuse to drink for today. See you at Pint Nite.

Rally for support and information – Ordinances to restrict panhandling and single beer sales Downtown

There will be a rally at the Center City Commission, 114 N. Main, at 5:30 PM on Wednesday, February 17, in support of two proposed ordinances. The first would restrict panhandling further than the current ordinance, and would create a panhandling-free zone in part of Downtown.  The second would ban the sale of single-serve beers by businesses like convenience stores in much of the Downtown core and Uptown; these beers have been found to be the link between panhandling and related crimes such as disorderly conduct and fighting.  Read more about these proposed ordinances in my post from Thursday.

If you support these ordinances, PLEASE attend this rally. They are facing heavy opposition from the beer companies and from well-meaning but misguided activist groups.  The City Council needs to see your support in numbers to understand how important these ordinances are to the future of Downtown.

If you would like to learn more about these ordinances before you make up your mind, I encourage you to attend too.  This is a special public meeting for Downtown businesses and residents, and it will be a good chance for you to discuss the ordinances with the people who crafted them.

Please pass the word to all who want Downtown to live up to its potential, and who are sick of seeing our neighborhood’s reputation sullied by the actions of a few troublemakers.

Events going on today and this week

WOOOHOOO!  I just became the mayor of Downtown Walgreens on Foursquare!

Despite it being Valentine’s Day, there are actually several things going on Downtown today that don’t suck.  Here’s the rundown for today, and also some other events this week:

Kooky Canuck is celebrating Presidents Day a day early today.  99 cent Bud Light draft all day.  Hmmm I may just have to add Kooky as an additional Sunday Fun Day stop this afternoon.

Speaking of Kooky, they’re having a Mardi Gras party on Tuesday, with a special Cajun menu.  Canadian meets Cajun… interesting.  $2 Bud Light draft, Hurricanes, Hand Grenades.  Kooky will likely be on my agenda after trivia ends Tuesday night.

The Flying Saucer is having a Grizzlies watch party tonight.  $2.75 New Belgium Blue Paddle, and I think there are other specials and giveaways as well.  Sorry I don’t have details… usually I take pics of their flyers so I have all the info, but the only place this flyer was posted was the men’s room.  Taking out a camera in the men’s room and snapping pics is a way to get a really bad reputation, so I just had to rely on memory.

Tuesday, the Saucer has the drawing at 10 for the New Belgium Fat Tire bike hanging in the corner.  You have to be present to win, and I likely will have moved on to Kooky, so I probably won’t be the winner.  Oh well, I don’t see the point of replacing a $30 bike that never gets ridden with a $500 bike that will never get ridden.

Thursday, the Saucer is having a big event.  I think it involves the announcement of their new, improved UFO club, but not sure.  They’re being artfully vague about it.

Finally, tonight is the annual Anti-Valentine’s Day party at the Silly Goose starting at 8 PM.  Bring a photo of your ex to put on their “dart board of shame,” and win a prize if you hit a bullseye in three throws.

All right, time to jump in the shower, drink a bottle of Mountain Dew Throwback, and get the day started.

All in all, she’s just another Brick in the wall

Hmmm I wonder if Brick knows who sings that song.  Probably not.

PROFANITY ALERT, but you should just assume that anytime I post about Brick.  Actually, this week I have not one but two “Brick” Quotes of the Week, not bad considering I was running on empty as of Friday evening.

The first one happened last night.  Bicycle Bobby was sitting at the bar, and he saw the Nuh-Uh Girl over by the dart board.  He asked Brick if she knew the Nuh-Uh Girl.

“Why, did she take your food?” Brick replied.  So I guess that’d be a “yes” then.

Okay, on to the second one.  Last week I learned that Brick is actually one of the top performers in terms of sales.  Friday night we asked Brick the secret to her success.  “Because,” she said, “men are fucking dumb as fuck.”

And now, on to other things… as is often the case on the weekends, I have pics to post.  First of all, here’s a pic of a pot.

Here’s a pic of a kettle.

Last night our trivia team cashed in our winnings at the Saucer.  It was probably our biggest party to date, with 22 people attending.  We had $425 to spend, and we managed to blow through the first $298 of it in just over an hour.  Damn this group can drink… I’m so proud of these people.  Here’s a pic of the Nuh-Uh Girl eating at the party.

Shawn and Joe decided the Nuh-Uh Girl wasn’t getting enough to eat, so they force-fed her in the pic below:

After the party money ran out, I hung out and listened to FreeWorld’s first set, then headed south to Calhoun’s where they were having their annual Mardi Gras party.  Here’s a pic of Mikey dressed up in Mardi Gras attire.

A good time, but an early night for me… home not long after midnight.  But that’s OK, because today I’m rarin’ to go.  Sunday Fun Day is just a few hours away.  Speaking of which, there are several special events going on today that I need to round up and post.  No, not a bunch of crappy, overpriced Valentine’s Day dinners – I’m talking about events that people would actually want to attend.  Look for a post about those events later this morning.

Sat update: Side Street burned down, candy bar recommendation, ebooks, DJ Scotty B, Abyssinia, S. Main in photos

Sad news:  Side Street Grill in Midtown was destroyed by a massive fire last night.

If you like Milky Ways and shop at the Downtown Walgreens, look near the second cash register from the door as you go in.  They have a new kind of Milky Way called “Simply Caramel.”  Just caramel covered by chocolate, without the nougat found in regular Milky Ways.  Really good.

The Kindle App on my iPhone has ruined me.  A couple of days ago, I decided to order this book:

However, unlike the last several books I have ordered, this one was not available in Kindle version. That means I have to WAIT for it to be physically delivered, and it’s killing me! I want my book NOW!!!  I have all day Saturday with nothing to do, and my book is sitting in a FedEx delivery hub somewhere.

Actually, I probably would have ordered this book months ago if there had been a Kindle version, because Daniel Negreanu is my favorite professional poker player.  I wonder how much in royalties authors will lose this year because their books are not available in e-reader version?

I’m pleased to report that a Brick quote has been obtained.  When I came in last night, she said, “I’m going to avoid you so you can’t get a quote.  And I’m not working tomorrow or Sunday, so you’re going to be out of luck.”  Apparently, in Brick’s world, though, “avoid” means “come over and talk every 5 minutes.”  It wasn’t long before she provided a new quote.  There’s a lot of irony in this one.  It will be up tomorrow.

After 10 years of DJing, DJ Scotty B has announced that he has his first club residency.  He will be at Rehab Disco from 9 to 3 Fridays and Saturdays beginning March 5.  Kudos to Rehab on an awesome DJ selection.  I will definitely be in there to hear Scotty’s tunes.

One of the best food blogs in the city, Dining with Monkeys, has a new post about Abyssinia restaurant.  OMG that food looks delicious.  I have got to go there soon, or organize a group to go so we can share multiple dishes.

Local photographer Kyle Blair will have a show at South of Beale on Thursday, February 25 at 8 PM.  The title is “S. Main in Pictures.”  I’ve talked with Kyle about his work many times over beers at the Silly Goose, and look forward to seeing his photos.

That’s all for now.  Cleaning and playing poker during the daytime hours, then it’ll be time to meet up with my trivia team and drink some beer.

Would the proposed panhandling and single beer restrictions disperse aggressive panhandlers and troublemakers to other neighborhoods?

I’ve received reader feedback via e-mail about the post I did yesterday, asking everyone to support the proposed ordinances restricting panhandling and the sale of single-serve beer Downtown. Many of you told me you e-mailed Council members, and I appreciate that. Thank you.

I am still hearing some concerns that enacting these ordinances will disperse aggressive panhandlers, and their related behaviors such as open container violations and disorderly conduct, to other parts of town. I asked Larry Bloom, the CCC safety director, about these concerns.

Larry replied that similar ordinances are in place in Seattle/Tacoma. It was found there that for such a dispersion to surrounding neighborhoods to happen, three factors all have to be present in those surrounding areas:

1) Green spaces, like parks

2) High concentrations of people

3) Availability of alcohol

Without all three of these, dispersion of panhandlers and their troublemaking behaviors has been found to be minimal.

None of the areas bordering on the no-panhandling, no-single-beer zones have all three of these factors – in particular, high concentrations of people. As one of my readers who e-mailed pointed out, panhandlers would have so few opportunities in the surrounding areas, due to lack of foot traffic, that they’d probably be better off panhandling at a mall.

Once again, if you support these ordinances I strongly encourage you to call or e-mail City Council members and let them know.  The South Main Association has collected all the members’ e-mail addresses onto one page here.