Friday update

Beale Street Music Fest begins this afternoon! It’s a weekend of Lyft upcharges, traffic jams, $20 parking, scalpers, bars that normally don’t charge cover charging cover, East Memphians coming downtown for 3 days out of the year, puke on restroom walls and floors, the lingering smell of marijuana, people screaming “WOOOOOOOOOOO!” as they walk up the Main Street Mall at 4 in the morning, and walks of shame. Yay.

Sorry but I’m not as big a Music Fest enthusiast as a lot of Memphians. For me it’s a speed bump on the road to BBQ Fest.

Lettuce turn up the beet! is the theme at the Memphis Farmers Market this Saturday. Should that be Lettuce Turnip the Beet? It’s a veritable salad of puns at the Market! Don’t carry cash on you! No problem! Swap your debit, credit or EBT card and get spendable tokens. In fact, if you’re part of the SNAP program, the Market can match up to $20 of your EBT purchase to be spent on healthy fresh fruits and vegetables. The kids’ craft area will feature coloring from 8 AM to noon. Live, local music all Market long. The Market runs 8 AM to 1 PM every Saturday under the pavilion at Front and G.E. Patterson. If the rain stays away I PLAN ON BEING THERE!

“Bob & Friends” happens at Clayborn Temple 6:30-9:30 tonight. “Bob” is Memphis Symphony Orchestra conductor Robert Moody. He and violin virtuoso Charles Yang will host a night of cabaret entertainment. They and a few MSO members will sing tunes from Broadway to Pop, Beatles to Ben Folds, to Leonard Cohen. Tenor Piotr Bushevski will hit nine high Cs in an aria, and vocalist Camille Quarrels will perform her rendition of “Rise Up.” $125 table seating, $75 stadium seating/standing room.

The requested dress for Bob & Friends is Cabaret Casual, whatever that means.

Beale Street, home of the blues and Microsoft WordArt.

To be fair, I hear it does look really cool at night.

High Ground News will be “on the ground” in Uptown and The Pinch the next three months, covering a part of town that is often overlooked in the media. This week they have two stories:

Really good stuff in that second article about the history of that part of town. I learned quite a bit reading it.

LOL the guy who randomly blocks and unblocks me on Facebook for reasons unknown blocked me again. This is getting ridiculous. I’ll say it again, camouflage doesn’t hide character flaws.

Front Street Deli will stay open until midnight Friday and Saturday and 5 PM Sunday this weekend for Music Fest goers.

Congratulations to former Grizzlies head coach David Fizdale on being offered the head coaching job with the New York Knicks.

Bluff City Coffee has empanadas through tomorrow. They have chicken and cheese, or mushroom and pepper.

CNBC headline from yesterday: “Trump leads National Prayer Day event after saying he repaid lawyer for hush money to porn star.” I know ’tis not the season for the State of the Union address, but that headline summarizes the state of the Union at this time.

For lunch yesterday I went to Urban Fusion Asian Bistro on Exeter Rd. in Germantown. They mostly share a menu with their sister restaurant in Olive Branch. They have sushi, noodles, Thai, Japanese… a little of everything Asian. I ordered the Pork Katsu lunch Bento box. I started off with Miso soup (choice of Miso or clear soup) and a side salad.

Then the Bento box came out. Slices of thin, lightly breaded pork that were delicious and served with Katsu sauce on the side. The box comes with white rice (get fried rice for a dollar extra), four pieces of California roll, and a crispy spring roll. (The online menu says it comes with two pieces of fried shumai rather than the spring roll, but I was fine with either). A good lunch and a good value for $8.75.

Too bad my troll doesn’t come to work, and therefore work lunch, with me. She would have enjoyed standing in that Bento box.

I plan on going back to Urban Fusion sometime soon and trying their noodles. They have 8 different noodle preparations you can order with chicken, beef, shrimp, scallop or seafood. I see that they have noodles with kimchi. I love kimchi so that one is on my list for sure!

I will warn you about one thing, though. A co-worker had the same lunch idea I did, and when we got back to the office we compared notes on what we had. He got one of the noodle dishes, and they asked him, “How spicy do you want it? 0, 1, 2, or 3?” He asked for “1” and had to go through two and a half glasses of water with his lunch! I will heed his words of caution, because I would have gone for 2 or 3 if I had ordered a spicy dish yesterday.

In other news about me, I’ve had a great time reading feeds and online forums this week… :mrgreen:

That’s it for now. Back tomorrow with more news.

Thursday update

When I was in college, there was a band, mostly members of which were a few years older than me, called Neighborhood Texture Jam. They had a song called “McThorazine,” the story of a psychiatric patient who goes to McDonald’s and in the prelude to the song, places an order. The cashier replies, “Thank you, sir, would you like an apple pie with that?”

(song begins… or maybe I should say, the screeching begins)
If I had wanted a DAMN PIE…
I would have ORDERED a DAMN PIE!

What does this have to do anything? My “lunch in Germantown yesterday” part of this post, actually. My lunch itself was the pizza buffet at Garibaldi’s, which isn’t that interesting and I didn’t take any pictures. However, it was my week to bring a pie for Pie Wednesday at work. Not knowing the area, I posted and asked my readers for advice on what nearby bakeries sold pies. The replies contained the usual suspects, Muddy’s and Frost, as well as a bakery I had not heard of called Miss Muff’n, next door to Garibaldi’s off West Rd. Where the other bakeries only had 5 or 6 varieties of pies, Miss Muff’n had 15. In my 7 weeks at work I had not seen a blueberry pie, so I ordered one of those last Friday and picked it up today after hitting the pizza buffet at noon.

(Edit: WordPress is being a little bitch again. You may or may not see a picture of a blueberry pie above.)

My co-workers liked it and it was $20, a little less than the other bakeries charge. They can make cakes, cookies, bar cookies, brownies, muffins, breads, cheesecakes, scones, pies, and cupcakes as well. They don’t have a large bakery case so in most cases you need to pre-order. You can view Miss Muff’n’s menu on their website. (The menu downloads as a PDF so I can’t link directly to it.) They seem to do a big wedding business as well.

Of course I stopped at Kroger (the one at Quince and Kirby, not Bougie Kroger near where I work) yesterday morning to get Cool Whip. You can’t have a blueberry pie without Cool Whip. That just wouldn’t be right at all.

As for lunch itself, glad to know that I still remember proper pizza buffet strategy from when I was a kid. You always sit as close to the buffet as possible so you beat the rush when a new pizza comes out. Also, if possible, you try to get a seat with a view of the kitchen so you see the pizza coming before anyone else does.

On to the news… tonight will be a big night Downtown as the Foo Fighters come to FedExForum. Doors open at 6, The Struts take the stage at 7:15, then the Foo Fighters at 8.

It’s also the final night of a long Redbirds homestand, and they’re going out in style with a specialty ticket that gets you a buffet of soft tacos, hot dogs and sides from 6 to 8 PM. $2 beers throughout the ballpark for Thirsty Thursday, and the Redbirds will have on their Memphis Chicks throwbacks.

Almost Famous, a high-energy band playing hits from the 1980s through today, headlines the Peabody rooftop tonight. Cover is $10 general admission, $20 VIP. Your admission includes a buffet of chicken taquitos, tortilla chips and dip. If you’re in VIP you have a second buffet of a beef and chicken taco bar, chicken enchilada dip and chips, and cinnamon churros.

Max’s Sports Bar has added a slushie machine. Drinks made it in will vary, but last night they had a Peach John Daly as well as Purple Drank.

Purple Drank

The folks at the Memphis Flyer are looking to expand and enhance their work, while at the same time keeping the Flyer a free publication. So they are looking for Frequent Flyers to support the cause. $5 a month gets you a car decal. $10 a month gets you the decal and a lapel pin. $25 a month gets you the decal, pin, and an exclusive Frequent Flyer T-shirt, while $50 a month gets you all the other stuff plus two tickets to the annual Best of Memphis party (which I can tell you, is quite a shindig).

Rizzo’s is looking to hire a hostess for evenings. Inquire within if interested.

The Redbirds pre-game seafood boil is back at Brass Door this Friday and Saturday beginning at 4 PM. Mussels, clams, shrimp, baby potatoes and corn come in the boil, along with crunchy French bread to sop up the juices. Cost is $18.

That’ll do it for now. Six and a half work days until my BBQ Fest vacation begins. Getting excited! Back tomorrow with more news.

Want a great chili burger? Go to the place where the fat man rocks

My adventures in dining continued yesterday on my lunch hour, and this one was so good I’m not going to wait until the end of my post like I usually do. (Skip past it to On to the news… if you don’t care what I had for lunch – got news on a Downtown grocery store!)

When I taught at the University of Memphis, I was not yet a Downtowner. Heck, I couldn’t afford to live Downtown on the paltry salary they paid. I lived in a high-rise not far from the intersection of Madison and McLean. The bar around the corner was Neil’s, where my friends and I often went to hear live music and play pool. I also discovered that they had an unusually good food menu.

Eventually I moved away from Midtown, and Neil’s burned down and its successor, Neil’s Music Room, opened out east at Quince and 240. I was looking at Google Maps to find new lunch places within a short drive from work… and yesterday, everything old was new again. I made a nice, easy drive to Neil’s and grabbed a seat at the bar. The menu was much as I remembered, and I ordered my favorite from the old days – Neil’s World Famous Chili Burger.

You can get any of the usual burger toppings, and I ordered it the way I usually order a burger – everything but ketchup and tomato. The bartender asked if I wanted cheese, and of course I did. I got a side of tots. As you can see, they simply make the burger, then put it in a bowl and cover it in chili. When my burger appeared on the kitchen window, the bartender sent it back and it came out again about 2 minutes later. “They didn’t put enough chili on there for my taste,” the bartender commented. This definitely isn’t a burger you eat with your hands! Knife and fork are a must.

I’ll give you a little bonus tidbit of information. Neil’s has meat and two/meat and three/veggie plate offerings weekdays for lunch. The meat and two is only $6.95, two to four dollars cheaper than the meat-and-two places I’ve been frequenting in hoity-toity Germantown. Plus, you get a bigger plate of food, based on what I saw coming out for a couple of bar customers sitting nearby. On Wednesdays they have chicken fried steak!!! Can’t wait to try that, although it won’t be today because of an important errand I have to run (you’ll find out in tomorrow’s post what that errand is).

On to the news…

Tom Archer, owner of Archer Custom Builders, plans to open a grocery store in a building he owns at 136 Webster, a block off South Main. He will try to get one of the chains to come in but if not, he will open a grocery himself.

Downtown Memphis Commission’s Open on Main project has announced the opening of its first pop-up shop. They have 12 different local vendors selling artwork, pottery, pillows, apparel, soaps, and furniture. The shop is located at 147 S. Main. A second pop-up shop, Edge on Main coffee bar, is coming soon.

Congratulations to J.B. Bickerstaff on having “interim” removed from his title as Grizzlies head coach. We’ll see what he can do next season with a healthy roster and a top-five draft pick.

It’s All-Inclusive Night at the Redbirds. All Club Level, Dugout, and Field Box tickets purchased through this link are $20 and include free hot dogs, hamburgers, fries, chips and cheese, popcorn, and small fountain sodas. First pitch is 6:35.

The Memphis Flyer has lots of photos from Beale Street Wine Race last Sunday.

Wine-0-1 is the theme at the Master Taster’s Club at the Peabody Corner Bar tonight from 5:30 to 7. The tasting will feature sommeliers from the 901. The event is $25 to attend. If you want to stick around after the event, from 7 to 9 they’ll have $5 specials on this month’s Master Taster’s Club wines and half-off appetizers.

YOGA! For the month of May, bring a friend to Downtown Yoga and get a credit for $10 off your next purchase. You can earn up to $50 in credits bringing friends.

Pro wrestling news: Glenn Jacobs, known as Kane in WWE, won the Republican primary for the mayorship of Knox County, Tennessee yesterday. His storyline brother The Undertaker made appearances on his behalf leading up to the election.

FedExForum will have the Toyota Garage open for Music Fest parking. The cost is $10 per car and the hours are 3:30 PM-12:30 AM Friday, 7:00 PM-12 AM Saturday (opening late due to University of Memphis graduation), 11:00 AM-11:00 PM Sunday.

That’s it for now. Back tomorrow with more news and probably a photo or two.

Tuesday update

Relatively quiet news day, but here’s what I got…

Mud Island is going to the dogs. Thanks to a sponsorship by Hollywood Feed, A $475,000 dog park is being constructed at the corner of Island Drive and A.W. Willis.

Chef Gary Williams of DeJaVu is back cooking at his original location at 936 Florida just south of Downtown. The new restaurant is called Krewe of DeJaVu, and while Williams is not the owner, his signature touch will be all over the restaurant and its food.

The new owners of the Gibson Guitar building will be partnering with the Orgel family to revitalize the building.

The CA has 5 things you need to know for Music Fest this coming weekend. I’ll add another: Buy a disposable poncho. Most of the gift shops on Beale sell these.

The Redbirds host Oklahoma City tonight at 6:35. It’s Dollar Dog Night with $1 hot dogs courtesy of Polk’s Meat Products.

Prior to their May 15 concert at the Orpheum, Rock & Roll Hall of Fame member Chicago will get its star on the Walk of Fame in front of the Orpheum. The ceremony will start at 5 PM and is free for the public to attend. Memphis Convention & Visitors Bureau CEO Kevin Kane will be among the speakers.

Explore Bike Share has announced a system launch date of Wednesday, May 23. There will be a celebration at 9:30 that morning in Court Square.

And that’s a wrap. Back tomorrow with more.

Sometimes the best intentions are just not enough…

I gave in to temptation. I just couldn’t be at Beale Street Wine Race and not have a Call-a-Cab. For those not familiar with this drink, it is a daiquiri sold at Wet Willie’s made with 4 ingredients: Ice, strawberry Kool-Aid, cherry Kool-Aid, and 190-proof PGA. The effects of these things are devastating, the Large size having nearly the alcohol content of nearly a six-pack of beer. This is definitely not a drink to mess around with when you are driving.

Before the Queen of the Vine pageant, I commented, “The Tin Roof’s entrant is going to win. She’s got classy and sexy going on at the same time. That’s what the judges look for.” Sure enough, she won.

Tin Roof also took first in the Grape Stomp, with Zebra Lounge coming in second.

For the wine relay, Huey’s took first, followed by Lafayette’s Music Room, The Blue Monkey, and Fleming’s Prime Steakhouse. Congratulations to all the winners!

Thanks to the Call-a-Cab, the same thing happened that happens every year… not long after the wine relay started, I was so tired and hungry that I wanted to leave. My troll and I went to George Paul’s Last Call, the back bar of Blues City Cafe on Second Street. We ordered the skillet shrimp and a big bowl of turnip greens.

The shrimp can be made Cajun garlic broiled, BBQ style, or golden fried. I got them Cajun style. Just what I need to get my second wind. Excellent as always. Of course, a 16 ounce PBR rounded out my meal.

Speaking of PBR… I got some BBQ team business done at Wine Race. Saturday when I was down in Southaven, our team treasurer mentioned that she had looked at team koozies but hadn’t ordered them. Yesterday morning I realized, those would be really good to have. I drink PBR in cans or bottles at Blind Bear, Silly Goose, Belle Tavern, Majestic Grille, Pontotoc Lounge, and Earnestine & Hazel’s. Wrapping those cans or bottles in a Moody Ques koozie would be great advertising for the team and would very likely lead to me recruiting members and maybe even sponsors. So I talked to our team vice-president at Wine Race and he said he’d look into it. He found a site that had a 20% discount for the month of April and put in an order. We’re gonna have koozies!

I’d like to give a Corporate Downtown Beautification Award to Old Navy. A friend of mine had yoga pants with pockets on at Wine Race yesterday. “They were only a few dollars at Old Navy,” she told me. “Since they have pockets, I don’t have to carry a purse, and since they’re yoga pants, guys can ogle my ass.” Old Navy needs to be a vendor at the Memphis Farmers Market. I know they’re stuff isn’t locally sourced, but for yoga pants I would think an exception could be made.

The trolleys are back! The Main Street route is operational and accepting passengers as of 11 AM today. Ride them free for the first two weeks.

Carol Coletta, president and CEO of the Memphis Riverfront Parks Partnership (formerly the Riverfront Development Corporation), will be the featured speaker at the May meeting of the South Main Association. The meeting will be at Beale Street Landing Tuesday, May 8. Coletta will talk about the future of your riverfront; her company manages six miles of riverfront including five public parks. 6 PM social, 6:30 presentation. Free for SMA members, $10 non-members.

Important note for those attending Beale Street Music Fest this coming weekend: Do not buy tickets from third parties including scalpers. Oftentimes those tickets will be copies, and once the bar code on the ticket has been scanned that ticket cannot be used again. Buy tickets directly at the gate, or from a person you know and trust.

Time to slog through the rest of a “what was I thinking getting that Call-a-Cab” Monday. Back tomorrow with more news.

Sunday update

Farmers Market, how I have missed you! On my way to Southaven Springfest, I stopped at the Memphis Farmers Market for the first time this year. It was the one and only time I will ever drive there. I much prefer walking! Once I was there, though, the food, the music, the yoga pants made me want to hang out there all day! Unfortunately I couldn’t.

I did, however, make a stop by my “home away from home on the south side,” Max’s Sports Bar, where I ordered a Coke. I’m sure I would have been fine with one beer but I just don’t like drinking at all when I have the car with me. I have missed that place too. Now that the weather is nice, I plan on spending more time there, once I get through BBQ Fest. Wish I could’ve stayed for crawfish yesterday!

I didn’t take a whole lot of pictures at Southaven Springfest, because regionals tend to be a whole lot less elaborate and glamorous compared to BBQ Fest. Our booth:

Although we didn’t get on stage for any trophies, it was a great day of food and camaraderie. We also picked up Tidwell Farms as a sponsor to cover an expense, though while minor, was a massive source of consternation for the team in 2017. Congratulations to our friends Heath Riles, Porkosaurus, and Pig Diamonds who took home trophies yesterday.

On to the news… it’s time to start keeping an eye on the forecast for the coming Music Fest weekend. OF COURSE there’s a 50% chance of rain on Friday. Just watch… that will increase to an 80% chance as time gets closer, and Saturday and Sunday will increase from a 10% chance to a 50% chance. At least it is not expected to be freezing cold.

Oshi Asian Kitchen is hiring a server. You must be friendly, deliver great customer service, and all that jazz. Apply in person 2-4 Monday-Friday.

I keep forgetting to mention it, but Max’s Sports Bar is not the only Downtown bar that does crawfish boils. Oshi has the mudbugs every Saturday when in season, $12 for 2 pounds.

The Peabody is hosting Mother’s Day Tea at Chez Philippe Sunday, May 13. Impress Mom with savory tea sandwiches, warm scones, pastries from the Peabody Pastry Shop, and a glass of champagne. $48 for those 21+, $38 for those under 21. So that glass of champagne is worth $10 I guess? 901-529-4000 to make reservations.

Time for Sunday Fun Day! I am skipping D-RANKS with B-RAD this week due to B-RAD’s regular Tony’s excessive use of the phrases “cum in my pants” and “I’m living my best life” last Sunday. It’s too bad Tony and Rahul were not at Southaven Springfest yesterday. In addition to the BBQ competition there was a carnival with games and rides. There was one ride in particular that Tony and Rahul would have been on all day long.

So, anyway, I am sticking with tradition and leading off at Blind Bear even though they are not competing this year. Over to Beale Street for the Wine Race kickoff parade at 1. Should be a sunny and debaucherous day. Back tomorrow with more news.

 

Saturday update

It’s Fireworks Night at the Redbirds, with the gates opening at 5, first pitch at 6:35, and fireworks after the end of the game. First 1500 through the gates get a statue of Patrick Wisdom’s championship-winning home run swing from Game 5 of the PCL playoffs. The Major League Baseball Players Alumni Association will be back at the park selling memorabilia to raise money for their organization and for the Redbirds Community Fund.

Tomorrow will be the annual Bark in the Park at the Redbirds. A special ticket gets your dog into the ball game with you, you’ll have a special section reserved for you, and the ticket includes a rope frisbee to take home with you. Kids under 12 get a free ice cream treat and get to run the bases after the game. 2:05 first pitch.

It kinda sucks that Bark in the Park and Beale Street Wine Race always fall on the same day. If I were a dog owner I’d have a difficult decision to make.

The Brass Door will have a Seafood Boil today starting at 4 PM. Mussels, clams, shrimp, smoked sausage and more.

Ireland’s finest singing talents take the stage at the Orpheum tonight as Celtic Woman makes a stop on tour.

Next door at the Halloran Centre for the Performing Arts, SugaShack Presents performs a tribute to soul icons Maze and Frankie Beverly and to Earth, Wind & Fire at 8 tonight.

Los Cantadores along with with Mark Edgar Stuart perform at the amphitheater of Maria Montessori School on Mud Island 3-6 tomorrow. It’s one of the River Series concerts being held there this spring.

Da Bearsssss! In the NFL draft, the Chicago Bears traded up in the second round and selected Memphis WR Anthony Miller with the number 51 pick. Miller says he’s going to bring the Memphis Grind to Chicago. Here’s what the experts are saying about the pick.

Artists, architects, woodworkers, creative types: Come to Heritage Supply at 405 Monroe in The Edge next Saturday, May 5 from 10 AM to 12:30 PM for Door Dash. Except, this year, the 10th annual Door Dash, they are expanding beyond doors and windows to salvaged architecture of any kind. Pick your piece to repurpose, with the objects to be auctioned off in November. There will be music from the Second Line Jazz Band, coffee, Gibson’s donuts, and mimosas.

I returned to Exlines’ in the Kirby Gate shopping center yesterday to try their lasagna dinner.

 

Yummy, and as with all their pasta dishes it came with a garlic loaf and side salad. Six weeks into my new job I’m still finding new lunch discoveries.

It’s a gorgeous day and I’m going to spend nearly all of it outside! I’m starting off with a Yoga Pants Watch Party at the Memphis Farmers Market, then heading to Southaven to help the Moody Ques compete in the Springfest regional BBQ event. Back tomorrow with more news and I hope some photos of trophies as well.

 

Friday update

I’m sorry for the language I am about to use in this post, but there are certain times when it’s necessary.

“America’s Dad,” former host of the Fat Albert cartoon show, former Jell-O Pudding spokesman and all around piece of shit Bill Cosby has finally been held accountable. A jury found Cosby guilty on 3 charges related to drugging and sexually assaulting a woman. He will face 5 to 30 years in prison depending on leniency and whether sentences run concurrently. He remains free on bond, although the prosecutor asked for it to be revoked causing Cosby to scream and curse. I hope this vile man rots in prison, and is followed to prison by other men who have abused their positions of power in similar ways.

Many victims of sexual assault/rape develop a form of PTSD that manifests itself in many ways: night terrors, insomnia, emotions associated with the assault rushing back years later, inability to maintain relationships with the opposite sex, withdrawal from former social activities, startle response/feelings of always having to be on alert, trigger responses by sights or sounds or smells associated with the assault, and more. No woman – no victim, because men can be victims too – should ever have to go through that. May there be a special circle of burning hell for attackers who inflict that kind of emotional torture.

Sorry for starting off the post in such an uncomfortable way, but as I said, I felt it necessary. On to the news.

Jerry Seinfeld will perform his signature stand-up routine at the Orpheum Friday, June 29 at 7 PM. Tickets will go on sale next Friday, May 4 at 10 AM and will start at $67.50.

This is the dawning of the age of asparagus is the theme of the Memphis Farmers Market this Saturday. Let the sunshine in at the Market and pick up lots of fresh vegetables, including (according to the weekly MFM newsletter) turnips with an attitude. The UT Health Science Center will be there 8 to noon with information about donating blood. There will be a kids’ craft table where they can build their own farm. Live local music throughout the day. The Market runs every Saturday under the pavilion at Front and GE Patterson from 8 AM from 1 PM.

For the first time this season, I WILL BE THERE at the Farmers Market! Normally I would hit the Market then wander down the street to Earnestine & Hazel’s or Max’s Sports Bar where I can get a beer, but not tomorrow. I will have the car with me! No beer for me when driving. No beer for me until after I get back from the Southaven Springfest BBQ awards ceremony, actually.

How can I have been a Downtowner for 16 years and not known about this? Everyone knows about the Peabody duck marches, from their rooftop home to the lobby fountain at 11 AM daily, and their march back home at 5 PM. But did you know that every day at 11:30 AM, following the morning march, there’s a 1-hour Peabody tour led by the Duckmaster? You’ll hear stories of the 150-year history of the South’s grand hotel, and you’ll also learn about the life of the Peabody ducks. The tour is $10 per person.

Sad to hear of the death of Lewis Bobo, who opened Downtown soul food restaurant The Gay Hawk in 1963. The restaurant, on Danny Thomas Blvd. just south of Georgia Avenue, remains open to this day and is currently operated by Bobo’s daughter.

Me and Leah will provide the music at Games on Front, a weekly event with free live music and yard games, this afternoon at the Cossitt Library courtyard from 4:30 to 7 PM. The library is at the corner of Front and Monroe.

Black Violin will showcase their multi-genre sound tonight at the Orpheum. Blending classical violin training with hip-hop, they have shared the stage with big-name acts, including Kanye West, although it is not clear if they share that Dragon Energy with Kanye and El Presidente Trumpo.

It’s Silky O’ Sullivan’s Irish Appreciation Night at the Redbirds this evening. Gates open at 6 with a 7:05 first pitch. First 2000 fans will receive a Silky O’ Sullivan’s green Irish cap, and Silky’s dueling pianos will play before the game with $2 beers in the Plaza. The Major League Baseball Players Alumni Association will have memorabilia to purchase, with proceeds benefiting the MLBPAA and the Redbirds Community Fund.

Nine Redbirds games this season will be televised in the local Memphis market on CW30. Here are the games and dates:

Sunday, April 29 vs. Round Rock – 2:05 p.m.
Sunday, May 13 vs. Nashville – 2:05 p.m.
Sunday, June 10 vs. Reno – 2:05 p.m.
Sunday, June 24 vs. New Orleans – 2:05 p.m.
Sunday, July 8 vs. Omaha – 2:05 p.m.
Sunday, July 22 vs. Colorado Springs – 2:05 p.m.
Sunday, Aug. 5 vs. Fresno – 2:05 p.m.
Sunday, Aug. 19 vs. Round Rock – 2:05 p.m.
Sunday, Aug. 26 vs. Nashville – 2:05 p.m.

Pontotoc Lounge will welcome the passionately antique sound of Lexi Weege this Saturday at 7 PM. Her voice is called a bookmark for the next generation’s raw talent.

The Flyer’s Hungry Memphis blog introduced readers to Bluefin chef Ja Min Lee this week.

Wiseacre will offer a Hot Yoga Plus class, suitable for all levels, at their taproom this Saturday from noon to 1 PM. Donations will be accepted for the Dorothy Day House. The taproom opens to the public at 1, so yogis will have the place all to themselves. Reserve your place here.

The 3rd Annual Pink Wig Music Festival will happen noon to 6 Saturday, May 12 on Monroe Avenue out in The Edge. Lucky 7 Brass Band, Marcella and Her Lovers, Cassette Set, and Island 45 will perform, and there will be food trucks. $15 adults, $10 ages 11-20, $5 kids under 10. Families of 4 can buy a $40 ticket through April 30.

Time to answer the trivia question I asked yesterday: What job title is most common among sociopaths?

… Chief Executive Officer.

Careful here. I’m not insulting CEOs saying they’re all sociopaths. The vast majority are not. It’s just that there are many high-functioning sociopaths who have learned to play society’s game to the point that they enjoy great success, whether success to them means financial success, power, sex or all three. See the book The Sociopath Next Door for more on this topic.

Ready for the weekend! I’ll try to get a post up tomorrow before I leave for Southaven Springfest.

Thursday update

Random thing I learned at trivia last night… a baby porcupine is called a porcupette. That was a true or false question, and I was sure a baby porcupine was called a cub or kit or pup or one of the other common baby mammal names. I was wrong. I got a lot of trivia questions wrong last night.

I took a break from PBR at Blind Bear to have a couple of glasses of refreshing Leinenkugel Summer Shandy, which got put on tap last night. That is a beer I remember from the Flying Saucer several years ago. Easy to drink and plenty of flavor.

Has the troll been hanging out at a tanning salon?

‘Nother interesting trivia question from last night: How many Americans still believe the Sun revolves around the Earth? Multiple choice options were 1 in 4, 1 in 10, 1 in 25, or 1 in 50. We talked ourselves out of 1 in 4, believing there is no way that many people could be that stupid. We shouldn’t have. 1 in 4 was correct.

Okay, I’ve got a trivia question for my readers, and this is not one from last night. Many of you know I’ve done quite a bit of reading about the characteristics of sociopaths the past couple of years. Here’s one for you: What is the most common job title held by sociopaths?

I’ll publish the answer in my next post. For now let’s get on to the news.

South Main welcomes ServiceMaster to their monthly Trolley Night party this Friday from 6 to 9 PM and the public is invited. There will be live music at South Main Sounds, 550 S. Main, by Erin O’Dowd, Alexis Taylor, Jessie Jordan, and Bailey Bigger. Up the street at the Halloran Centre at 225 S. Main, The Wolf 94.1 Songwriter Fest will be going on. Hear the stories behind the songs along with intimate acoustic performances by Trent Tomlinson, Marshall Altman, and Matt Warren. The South Main Association will have a member area next to the new Edge Gallery at 509 S. Main with adult beverages, bites, and fellowship.

There’s a way you can help the kids of St. Jude this week without making a monetary donation. There is a huge need for platelets right now. The process of donating platelets is no different from that of donating blood. Call 901-595-2024 to schedule a time to donate.

DJ Epic headlines the Peabody rooftop party tonight. $10 to get in, $20 VIP or buy an entire season VIP pass for $150. Admission includes a buffet of assorted sausages, cheese tray, and crackers. If you’re in VIP you get a second buffet of French onion quiche, mini lobster mac & cheese, and Maryland lump crab cakes.

Tonight’s Redbirds game is now a doubleheader, thanks to last night’s rain-out. First of two seven-inning games starts at 5:05 with gates opening at 4:30. Tickets for last night’s game will get you into both games tonight. If you have a ticket for the all-you-can-eat mac & cheese, the buffet will run an hour longer due to the doubleheader.

Mix Master Mike, best known for his work with the Beastie Boys, will perform on the Cattleman’s Stage Friday, May 18 at BBQ Fest.

Mississippi River Park, the park near the entrance to Bass Pro, will be the first riverfront park to be re-imagined by the city and the Memphis River Parks Partnership. Giant treehouse-like nests are in the plans for the park.

New construction has been proposed for a multi-family space at 138 Huling across from the National Civil Rights Museum. The structure would stand 4 stories and would house 72 lofts and 72 parking spaces.

Mike Conley is again a finalist for the NBA Community Assist award. Tweet #MikeConley #NBACommunityAssist to show your support for The Conductor.

Yesterday I was listening to the Gary Parrish Show with Geoff Calkins on 92.9 on the drive home, and Gary and Geoff were discussing what is a really good burger in Memphis. Gary brought up one of the hidden gems in this city: The Mr. Good Burger at Roxie’s Grocery. The Mr. Good Burger has double meat, four strips of bacon, pepper jack cheese, hoop cheese, grilled onions, lettuce, pickle, mayo, mustard and ketchup. Not many people know about this burger because it’s sold in the deli of a small grocery store at Third and Mill in Uptown (Third is B.B. King Blvd. north of A.W. Willis Ave.) A Google Images search for Roxie’s says more about their burgers than I can say here.

As the radio hosts talked, people started to give their opinions on Twitter. Green Beetle received quite a bit of praise, Gary said, for their burger.

Chris Tomlin’s Worship Night in America Tour stops at FedExForum tonight at 7.

The MBJ has a recap of the Memphis Medical District Collaborative’s annual meeting last night. Did you know that $3 billion in capital investments are planned for the district?

Yesterday for lunch I went back to Noodles Asian Bistro, but this time I didn’t order noodles. I got the Basil Combination Fried Rice: beef, chicken, shrimp in wok-fried rice with egg, green peas, onions, green and red peppers, and basil in Thai chili soy sauce.

I was asked if I wanted it mild, medium or hot. Believe me, you’re going to be just fine with hot. Slightly spicy but in no way overpowering. The fried rice came with a spring roll.

So Donald Trump previously said he didn’t spend a night in Russia in 2013 for the Miss Universe pageant. Now he’s saying, “Of course I spent the night.” Trump previously said he didn’t know his lawyer Michael Cohen paid Stormy Daniels to keep quiet. Now he’s acknowledging that Cohen did represent him in that transaction. This is the problem with liars – they have to manage their lies. Trump is his own worst enemy.

That’ll do it for this post. Back tomorrow.

Wednesday update

The Redbirds are back in town today, playing Round Rock at 6:35. This is a huge homestand and I will have more to say about individual promotions as the days go on, but here are a few of the highlights:

  • Two All-You-Can-Eat Thursdays where a specialty ticket includes a buffet 6-8 PM. Mac & cheese bar April 26, and a soft taco bar May 3.
  • Silky O’ Sullivan’s Irish Heritage Night Friday, April 27
  • Patrick Wisdom Home Run Statue giveaway and post-game fireworks Saturday, April 28
  • Bark in the Park for Sunday, April 29 day game where you can bring your dog. The specialty ticket includes a rope frisbee.
  • All-Inclusive Night Tuesday, May 2. All club level, dugout, and field box seats are $20 that night and include free hot dogs, hamburgers and fries, chips and cheese, popcorn, and small fountain sodas.

The Brass Door has a new website with an interactive event calendar. Note that weeks on the calendar are Monday-Sunday rather than the more widely seen (in the U.S.) Sunday-Saturday.

Max’s Sports Bar has announced that Crawfish Saturday will be back this Saturday, April 28. $9 for 1 pound or $12 for 2 pounds of crawfish,. The crawfish comes with sides of corn, taters, sausage and mushrooms. The bar opens at 11, with the first crawfish coming off a little after noon. I have had these and they are far better than what is served at most of the crawfish festivals around town.

Felicia Suzanne Restaurant will be closed Friday dinner for a public event. They will, however, be open for their 25 cent Friday martini lunch.

Pro wrestling fans: You can dress like the Nature Boy. There’s now a Ric Flair signature suit collection.

Beale Street Wine Race is this Sunday. Teams from local bars and restaurants will compete in an opening parade, a beauty pageant called Queen of the Vine, a grape stomp, and a relay carrying trays of wine bottles. This is a day of debauchery and a lot of fun to watch. The first event, the parade, starts at 1 PM. Needless to say, I will be there. It will be a bit weird though because none of my favorite hangouts are competing this year. Who am I going to root for? One thing’s for sure – I am staying away from the Call-a-Cabs at Wet Willie’s.

I’ll pre-game for Wine Race at Blind Bear. Taking a week off from B-RAD’s bar at Pontotoc after Terrible Tony refused to maintain even a minimum level of decent human behavior last Sunday.

As for Saturday, that will be an unusual day for me as well. The Moody Ques are competing at Southaven Springfest, and while I don’t have to be there, I kind of want to. So I’m going to drive on a Saturday! I’ll probably hit the Memphis Farmers Market for the first time this year, then head down to Southaven before noon when they start charging to get in the festival. I will stay out of our booth until 2:30 though, because our cooks have turn-in and hopefully MBN Finals and I don’t want to get in their way. I’ll check out the carnival during that time. After 2:30 I’ll grab some BBQ in our booth (hope there’s some more of that white Alabama BBQ sauce) and stick around for the awards ceremony at 5:15 in case I need to take photos of our cooks on stage receiving trophies.

Breakfast for lunch!

Yesterday, I walked across Kirby Parkway to give City East Bagel and Grille a try. They serve breakfast and lunch from 7 AM to 2 PM, and I decided to have one of their breakfast skillets. I got the Farmer’s Skillet – Sausage, potatoes, mushrooms, onions, and green peppers topped with two eggs prepared your way and cheese. It comes with a choice of bagel or toast on the side.

I got my eggs scrambled and ordered a bagel. I assumed it would be a plain bagel, but they had over a dozen different varieties – Banana Nut – Blueberry – Chocolate Swirl – Cinnamon Raisin – Cinnamon Sugar – Cranberry – Everything – Garlic – Jalapeno Cheddar – Onion – Plain – Poppy – Salt – Sesame – Sun Dried Tomato – Top Seeded – Wheat – and told me I could choose whichever one I wanted. I got an Everything bagel. It came with butter and cream cheese, and there was strawberry and grape jelly on every table as well.

All in all, a good, filling meal when I’m in the mood for breakfast at lunch. They have other meat scrambles as well, including corned beef, ham, New York pastrami, Santa Fe diced chicken, and bacon. I will be trying some of those for sure in the future.

However, I failed to read the menu all the way through, and therefore did not notice they have daily lunch specials. A man at a table near me got a chicken pot pie, and if I had known that was a special, I might have got that instead of my Farmer’s Scramble. Neat thing about the lunch specials and also the veggie plates: They come with the Dessert of the Day.

Service was friendly and good and I liked the upscale diner vibe. I will return to City East sometime soon.

On the way back I passed First Tennessee, and stopped at their drive-up ATM even though I was on foot. Is that weird? I probably wouldn’t have waited in line if there were one or more cars waiting to use the ATM. They’d probably assume I was waiting to rob them! Nobody walks in Germantown.

That’ll do it for now. Back tomorrow.