Paul Ryburn's Journal

If you have an event happening this weekend, it is a perfect week for you to let me know about it and get it listed in the blog. The reason why is that I will be looking for things to do myself! Nearly my entire Downtown crew will be out of town this weekend on a canoe trip, and I’m not going. If you have events email the info to paul@paulryburn.com, or hit me up on Facebook if we’re friends there.

The USA team plays Ghana today in World Cup action. FiveThirtyEight has crib notes for today’s games and calls USA-Ghana the most even matchup of all of the round-robin games.

The Brass Door is setting up a giant screen and cash bar outside for a watch party in the alley for the USA-Ghana match. You can bring your lawn chairs.

Ghana is rationing electricity to make sure people can watch the World Cup match.

From the Daily Beast: Why the Yanks don’t get futbol

From Mashable: Despite landslides, flooding, and sinkholes, the U.S.-Ghana match will go on

There’s a Groupon for 5 or 10 group fitness classes at Envision Memphis. Envision is the fitness club atop the Cadre Building at Second and Monroe. Very nice facility.

Saw this on Facebook: 27 reasons to avoid farmers’ markets. Figured the folks at MFM would get a kick out of it.

From the MBJ: Developers have the hots for South Main (photo gallery)

From Gizmodo: It only takes this electric bus 15 seconds to charge at every stop. Somebody show this to MATA!

Kevin Cerrito is hosting two Disney-themed trivia nights this week, with all six rounds being Disney questions. Wednesday night (7-9 PM) is the family-friendly version at Tamp & Tap, with Disney-themed prizes. (I wonder if my new friend Henry will attend.) Thursday night (8-10 PM) is the 18+ version at Green Beetle.

I got asked an interesting question yesterday. “Let’s say that a woman you think is amazing, beautiful, hot, whatever, just your type, told you, ‘I would date you if you gave up Tube Top Month.’ Would you do it?”

HAHAHA! I would have a lot of UNHAPPY readers, for sure! But yeah, I can think of three women who are awesome enough that I would kill the greatest thing to happen to Memphis since Jerry “The King” Lawler. So theoretically at least, there are people out there with the power to end Tube Top Month. I doubt it will happen though, so you can expect to be stuck with lots of tube top talk through July 6. I just LOVE those tube tops! ALL ABOUT THE TUBE TOPS #tubetops

It was a so-so weekend for me, but not a very good weekend for a few of my friends. You know who you are and you’re in my thoughts.

This isn’t Downtown news but the Slider Inn in Midtown is doing a Tiki Tuesdays Throwdown tomorrow, with fire dancers, a whole hog roast, island music, coconut bras and grass skirts. If I were a Midtowner I would be there. Aldo never ceases to come up with some really cool stuff.

So, am I the only person in the country not watching Game of Thrones? Maybe I should make a deal: Somebody explain to me what’s the big deal about Game of Thrones, and I’ll explain what’s going on these days in the WWE to you.

Reminds me: I read the recap of last night’s TNA Wrestling’s pay-per-view this morning before work. I cannot believe anyone would pay their hard-earned money to watch that crap. Dixie Carter as a character sucks, Bobby Lashley sucks, Jeff Hardy’s Willow character bores me even more than the Jeff Hardy character, lots of Dusty Finishes in the matches with ref bumps and the like. I could go on and on. Velvet Sky is still hot but I’m not paying $40 to look at her. Bully Ray (the former Bubba Ray Dudley) is awesome as a character but I’m not sitting through 2 hours and 50 minutes of garbage to watch him be awesome for 10 minutes. I haven’t seen anything this bad since WCW’s final year and I expect TNA to be out of business within nine months.

Now that I think about it, make that four women who could make me give up Tube Top Month. Velvet Sky could too. Although, it would be a crying shame because Velvet looks great in a tube top. Velvet is to me what the Suicide Girls are to my buddies Clay and John D.

All right, this post is getting ridiculously long and has taken nearly my entire lunch break to type, so I’m going to hit Publish now. Melissa Monday at Bardog is not happening this week, and I posted “where should I go to watch the soccer game thingy?” on Facebook. My Saturday bartender Panda replied, “It’s PANDA MONDAY – and hold up a minute… come see me!” A better response would have been, “It’s PANDA MONDAY – and hold up a minute… come see me, I’ll wear a tube top for you!”, but, good enough. Bardog it is for happy hour and soccer.

Happy Father’s Day! So happy that I am not getting any presents today.

About 4:15 I walked over to the High Cotton taproom for the grand opening. Not a bad walk from the Downtown core at all. It’s no farther from home than Max’s Sports Bar on the south side, and I walk to Max’s all the time. The taproom is a very nice space. It was already crowded so I didn’t take pictures. I will try to get back there this week and take some. They had the back of the brewery open, with two extra bars, so it never got uncomfortably packed at the opening. The two extra bars took cash so I didn’t have to whip out the debit card. I drank the saison all evening, which was delicious.

While I was there, I had pizza from the Rock’n’Dough food truck for the first time, and now I see why everyone raves about it. Living two blocks from Aldo’s place, I’m hard to impress when it comes to pizza, but Rock’n’Dough did it. I had a slice of pepperoni that was huge and cheesy. It was so good that I went back for a cheese slice, even though I totally didn’t need it.

While there, I caught up with my friend Craig David Meek who recently released his book Memphis Barbecue: A Succulent History of Smoke, Sauce & Soul. I’m only on chapter 3 but I have already learned a lot about Memphis that I didn’t know. Just to give a couple of hints: A building in which I spent a lot of time between 1997 and 2005 used to be a BBQ joint in the ’50s. Also, a food item that is very common in most Memphians’ diet these days might not have caught on in this city if BBQ hadn’t been involved.

I checked in on Facebook and Foursquare, and before long I was getting comments from my Downtown friends. “What are you doing in Midtown?” they asked. The taproom is ONE BLOCK EAST OF DANNY THOMAS. That’s not Midtown. The taproom is across the street from Kuzdu’s, which is considered a Downtown bar. If you walk out the taproom’s back door, you see Six-1-Six, very much considered to be a Downtown nightclub back in the day. I believe most Memphians consider Bellevue, a mile east of the taproom, to be Midtown’s western boundary. The Edge, in which the taproom is located, and Victorian Village are both Downtown neighborhoods despite being on the wrong side of Danny Thomas.

That’s the way we Downtowners think though… anything past Third is the wilderness. Overton Square might as well be Nashville to us. East Memphis is Knoxville. Cordova is somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Bermuda, maybe, although that’s kind of an insult to Bermuda.

Anyway, back to the taproom opening. There were some very nice tube tops and tube top dresses there, the Dead Soldiers were good, and overall it was a nice vibe. Glad I went.

The big event Downtown today is the Riverside Drive Open Streets party, celebrating the two lanes of Riverside that are now open to bike and pedestrian traffic. There will be music by the Mighty Souls Brass Band as well as bike art and exhibits. There will also be food trucks including Mark’s Grill, which tweeted its menu a few minutes ago. Things get started on Riverside at 4. Why not wear a tube top and get a tan on your shoulders?

If you want to take your dad to a baseball game, the Redbirds have a Father’s Day buffet today. Game time is 1:35. See memphisredbirds.com for information.

Leading off at Bloom’s bar at Bardog at 11 and then will figure out the rest of the day. Hopefully I will make it down to Riverside for a bit.

(Note: There was a second Friday update post yesterday with lots of news, so scroll down and read it if you haven’t checked the blog since lunchtime yesterday)

Every four years a conversation like this happens.

Me: “So the soccer players were out on the field and…”

Soccer fan: “The football players were out on the pitch.”

Me: “Yeah. So anyway, the soccer players were out on the field and…”

‘MERICA DAMMIT!!!

Congratulations to the Silly Goose. There was an event out east last night at Booksellers at Laurelwood called Literatini, a martini tasting to benefit Literacy Mid-South. The Goose won the vote for best cocktail, beating second-place Alchemy. It’s not easy to beat Alchemy in any kind of vote, and it shows how the Goose has really stepped it up lately with their new hand-crafted cocktails. Another Downtown bar, the Blind Bear, came in third.

From the Daily News: Questions raised about 100 N. Main developer. As my friend Mikey would say, rut roe.

Interesting news this morning: Localmemphis.com reports that a relative of former Tigers basketball player Pierre Henderson-Niles has been in contact with the NCAA, alleging that he was involved in a pay-to-play scheme under former coach John Calipari. Henderson-Niles played his final season under Josh Pastner, who was not named in the allegations and has said he does not believe them to be true.

Last night I was at the Flying Saucer, and I watched as two pieces of paper were pinned to the employee bulletin board. Both pieces of paper contained numerous pictures of women’s tops, and one was labeled “YES” and the other “NO” to communicate acceptable uniform standards. I think I saw a tube top on the “NO” sheet. BOOOOOOOOOO! Maybe I’ll rent the space across the street that used to be Jillian’s and open a beer joint with tube top uniforms.

Unfortunately I got stared at by an imbecile while I was drinking my beer at the Saucer. Some people just never learn. If that person would put as much effort into finding a job as he puts into bothering me, he wouldn’t be broke right now.

High Cotton Brewery has posted its lineup of seasonal beers for the taproom opening today: Cherry Beet Saison, Bourbon Barrel IPA, Hefeweizen, and Pilsner. They say that the pilsner won’t last long because supply is limited. The Facebook event listing shows 972 people attending. However, the brewery has said not to worry – they are installing additional bars for the event and you WILL get a beer. Beer sales are credit only, so don’t forget to bring a card. However, if you want to get food from the Stickem or Rock’n’Dough food trucks you will need to bring cash.

Plans for today: I’m leading off at Bardog at 11 as usual, but I am going to take it easy on drinking there and wherever I go for my second stop. No Fireball (THIS ESPECIALLY MEANS YOU BROOKE) and I plan on drinking plenty of water. I want to get to the taproom right at 4 and get photos for the blog before it gets super busy. Given the huge number of friends I have who have said they’re coming, my tentative plan is to stay all the way until closing time at 10, although I’ll be open to leaving if anything interesting comes up. Time to get this weekend started!

There was a fire in the kitchen at Blue Plate Cafe on Court Square this afternoon. Witnesses reported seeing some flames and a ton of smoke. As of about 4:05 MFD had it under control. No word on extent of damage yet.

The Memphis Flyer has posted an article about High Cotton’s taproom opening: High Cotton, High Times. The grand opening takes place from 4 to 10 tomorrow, and then regular hours will be Thursday 4-8, Friday 4-9, Saturday 2-10.

Lots of news about Sweetwater beer’s arrival in town, courtesy of @memphisbeerweek on Twitter. Madison Growler inside the Cash Saver has confirmed they will have $4.20 growler fills of Sweetwater 420/IPA for next week’s launch only.

The Flying Saucer will be getting in on the Sweetwater action too. On Tuesday, June 17 at 9 PM, the Saucer will be pouring 7 Sweetwater taps and will have an in-store sampling. Also, the Saucer will give a free Sweetwater beer to the first 40 people who say “don’t float the mainstream” starting at 9 PM that night. Beer sampling and a chance at a free beer? Looks like I will be skipping Blind Bear poker on Tuesday.

If you’re looking for a place to watch UFC 174 tomorrow night, Club 152 is showing it on 10 screens.

If you missed MemphiSport Live’s interview with “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner, you can listen to it online. Best part of the interview? When interviewer Dustin Starr asked about Steiner’s recent stint in TNA Impact Wrestling, and he said, “Don’t talk about that, that’s horseshit wrestling.” HAHAHA! Having read recaps of their recent Thursday night TV shows, I have to agree with Big Poppa Pump.

Kooky Canuck is hosting its annual Sports Ball Kick Off Party Thursday, June 26 from 5 to 7 PM. Join them for appetizers, drink specials, and special guest appearances.

Want to cook at Best Memphis Burger Fest? The 2014 cooking application is online.

Moody Ques BBQ team sponsor Start Co. tweeted an excellent link today that every startup founder needs to read. When talking to potential investors, what is the right way to answer the question How will you use my money?

If you’re looking for a job in the nonprofit sector, here are three job openings at MIFA.

The MBJ interviewed MATA president Tom Fox. Fox was asked if any consideration had been given to ending the trolley line altogether, and his answer was one word: No.

Who’s going out Downtown in a tube top? I’m about to hit Publish and then I will be out for some late spring tube top watching.

There’s a good article on the Memphis Flyer’s website about FanBank, a Memphis startup that provides rewards when you shop locally. Shop at a business that partners with FanBank and you can be entered to win Grizzlies tickets, autographed merchandise, or a luxury suite at a Grizzlies game.

By the way… speaking of local… Tube Top Month was not invented in New York, the fashion capital of the world. Nor was it invented in L.A., the home of the silver screen. Nor Chicago nor San Francisco. Nope. Tube Top Month got its start right here in Memphis. When you support Tube Top Month, you are supporting a locally-grown, grass-roots concept that managed to survive into its 10th year.

Speaking of tube tops…

Christie knows what month this is! Her landlord could stand to take a few notes on how to wear tube tops/tube top dresses.

This week some friends of mine wanted to watch the sun set, and they figured the top of Beale Street Landing would be the perfect place to do it. Several others were gathered there as well. However, a few minutes before the sun touched the horizon, a security guard came by and told them, “Beale Street Landing is closing, you have to leave.” They asked if they could at least stay to see the sunset, and the guard said, “No. The landing closes at sundown.” My friends were disappointed, and there was a little girl crying, “Daddy! I want to see the sunset!” Seriously??? We paid $40+ million in taxes for this thing and we can’t even enjoy it? Why can’t the landing close 15 minutes after sunset?

IMPORTANT PBR NEWS: The Brass Door will have $5 PBR pitchers during World Cup games today. They’ll also have $3 pints, $10 buckets, $5 cocktails, and $20 wine bottles.

It’s official. Sweetwater beer is coming to Memphis.

This weekend, however, I am more concerned with local beer, particularly High Cotton on Monroe whose taproom opens tomorrow at 4. The Facebook event listing shows 925 people going as of the time I’m typing this, and it is a very diverse crowd. Among my 51 Facebook friends listed as “going,” I see people I knew from MPACT Memphis a decade ago, my Congressman, Saucer girls, restaurant and bar owners, folks from the international crowd, and owners of other breweries. The BBQ team will be represented by our lead booth artist, booth construction workhorse “Mr. Load-in,” and my teammate who thinks I talk about tube tops too much (she also thinks the Cookie Monster talks about cookies too much).

Important note: The taproom is credit card only, so bring plastic if you want to drink.

You know who I bet is going to benefit greatly from the taproom opening? Kudzu’s. I hate to admit it but in my 12 years as a Downtowner I have not been to Kudzu’s even once. I have nothing against the place, and I have a feeling I’d really like it if I went. It’s that there are many other places for me to go which are much closer to home. But now, when I walk down to the taproom, I will probably think “Might as well check out Kudzu’s while I’m over here.” I bet a lot of others will too.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom plays on the Orpheum’s big screen tonight at 7. Come at 6 to play trivia.

There is easily enough news for a second post today, so check back. I may do one after work. If not all the news will be up tomorrow morning.

World Cup games start today. The Brass Door has announced a 10 AM opening time every day from now until June 26 for the games. During the games there will be $3 pints, $10 beer buckets, and giant TVs on with full sound. They posted a full lineup of this weekend’s games.

Last night Daniel told me the Silly Goose will open at 2 today for the World Cup, although happy hour bartender Jessica texted me and said he told her 2:30. In any event, the Goose will be open in time for Brazil vs. Croatia. They were doing a lot of remodeling last night: painting, new construction. Of course “Mr. Load-in” from the BBQ team was right there to assist with the hard labor, lifting several 16-ounce glasses of PBR.

From FiveThirtyEight: Mexico’s and Bosnia’s players have been ordered to not have sex while at the World Cup. Does sex affect athletic performance? I know that if I were a soccer player, and a willing Brazilian tube top hottie approached me, I would find it hard to say no.

I wonder if Brazilian women wear tube tops? I have a former student from the U of M who is from Brazil. I need to message her on Facebook and ask.

The MBJ reports that Local Gastropub owner Jeff Johnson has pulled a permit to renovate the former Pa Pa Pia’s space on Union into Agave Maria, a Mexican restaurant.

The Kicks will headline the Peabody rooftop party tonight. There will also be a casting call for the Memphis Flyer fashion issue. Doors at 6, $10 cover, ladies free until 7.

It’s movie night tonight at the Orpheum: Double feature of Bridesmaids and Father of the Bride. First film starts at 7. Get there early for themed activities and cocktails.

MATA has posted alternate shuttle routes for the buses that will replace the trolleys for the next 3-6 months. Fares will remain the same and trolley passes will be accepted.

Front Street reopened at A.W. Willis reopened this morning. Crews had been repairing a sinkhole there. By the way, Memphis Public Works is now on Twitter. Follow the agency at @Memphispubworks.

Time to get back to work. I’ll be out at the Goose to watch the World Cup this evening.

The Union Mission has an urgent clothing need. They are badly in need of men’s pants of all sizes – not dress pants, but jeans and work pants. The mission is located on Poplar about a block east of Danny Thomas if you have something you want to drop off.

The big news Downtown is that MATA has suspended trolley service indefinitely. This move follows two trolley fires that have happened in the past five months. MATA will have to decide whether to renovate the current heritage trolley cars, get new heritage trolley cars, or get modern streetcars. The trolleys will be off the streets three to six months, and hybrid electric buses will replace them in the meantime. More info in this MBJ article and a second MBJ article that says replacing the trolleys could cost up to $37.5 million if MATA chooses modern streetcars.

The Flying Saucer is collecting tools for Habitat for Humanity this weekend. Drop off a tool and get a free beer. See flyer below for info and a list of tools needed (click for larger sized image).

There’s a Groupon for Yao’s China Bistro going on for the next day. You get $18 worth of food for $11. (Cue comments from Bob and Talley about the “Mr. Ryburn Special”)

I had a request for recommendations for the best places Downtown to watch the upcoming World Cup games. My picks would be the Brass Door Irish Pub, Silly Goose, and Max’s Sports Bar. Brass Door and Silly Goose both have owners who are big soccer fans. Brass Door is the best pick if you prefer non-smoking, Max’s if you prefer the South Main area, and the Goose offers the best chance to see tube tops as well as soccer.

The DMC wants your feedback on proposed Downtown Memphis parking guidelines.

That’ll do it for now. I’ll be out and about after work, leading off at the Silly Goose as usual on Wednesdays.

The city is having a Riverside Drive Open Streets party this Sunday at 4 PM. There will be food trucks and music by the Mighty Souls Brass Band. Bring your walking shoes or your favorite variety of self-powered wheels (bike, skateboard, etc.)

High Cotton Brewery has announced that the Stickem and Rock’n’Dough food trucks will be on hand to feed guests at its Saturday taproom grand opening, and Personalized Poetry will be there as well. The party lasts from 4 to 10. Currently there are 777 people listed as going on the Facebook event listing for the grand opening. It better be a really big taproom.

My friend Sarah Dalesandro, who was the lead artist for our Moody Ques booth at BBQ Fest has made a post on her blog called The Bus Starts Here. It’s a look at how the “red devil” bus design was put together, from the initial idea stage to winning the Best Booth trophy.

Sweetwater Brewery in Atlanta tweeted the following today: “Hey Memphibians, you thirsty?” Hmmm… could that be a hint?

The Orpheum is teaming up with the Society for Creative Anachronism to present something really special for its showing of classic movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail on Friday, June 20 (showtime 7 PM). There will be pre-show activities and demonstrations of what life was like in Europe before the 17th century, including authentic costumes and armor and demos of spinning and weaving. Costumes on guests are welcomed and encouraged. Get there early for the fun.

Bluefin is hiring line cooks.

Plans for tonight: In an unusual move, I plan to lead off at Local, assuming I get home from work on time. I ran into day shift bartender Courtney (seen on this blog in a tube top a couple of weeks ago) Sunday night and she presented a compelling argument on why I should come by and see her this week. She gets off at 6, so probably I will just do one beer at Local then wander over to the Saucer or somewhere else nearby. Undecided if I will play Blind Bear poker tonight at 8.

This one can be filed in the “How the hell did this one fly under my radar all week” category: High Cotton Brewery, the new local craft brewery at 598 Monroe, is having the grand opening of its taproom next Saturday, June 14 from 4 to 10. The Dead Soldiers will supply the live music, and according to the folks at the brewery, we should get ready to party like it’s 1877. Not sure what that means but I hope women wore tube tops in 1877.

So I’m about to have a craft brewery taproom only a 12 minute walk from my front door? Interesting. Downtown just keeps getting better and better. You can’t walk to a brewery taproom in Cordova. For that matter, you can’t walk anywhere in Cordova! Why in the world do people live out there? People with kids, I kinda get it. But, single people? Why? Is being able to drive to O’Charley’s in 5 minutes that appealing?

The Bruno Mars concert was last night. I didn’t go, but I knew that Downtown would be tube top heaven last night. Any time a singer like Bruno or JT who appeals to women comes to town, women show up Downtown dressed to the nines. I parked myself at the Saucer and took in the scenery. Afterward I went over to the Blind Bear. I knew the live music would be really good because they didn’t post a password to Facebook as they usually do for weekend nights. Instead they posted “text employee for password.” I texted Jeannette and got the password, and she told me that this was an award-winning band that I needed to come see. It was the Victor Wainright Band, winners of multiple blues awards and the Pinetop Perkins Award. I only lasted through their first set – I was very tired from the website launch that happened at work this week – but trust me, if they come back to town, you need to make plans to hear them.

My neighbor down the street Winfield’s Shoes has been posting some very nice pictures of what they have for sale on Facebook. Check ’em out here.

Tonight’s Redbirds game will be a tribute to the original Memphis, in Egypt. The Redbirds will have on Egyptian-themed jerseys and there will be fireworks after the game. Prior to the game the players will sign autographs in the plaza. First pitch is 6:05 and the opponent is the Nashville Sounds.

The movie Mao’s Last Dancer will be shown at the Belz Museum of Judaic and Asian art today at 12:30 PM.

All right. Time to do a little web stuff for work, then Panda’s bar at Bardog at 11. Rest of day TBD.

Danette moved here from Texas only a few months ago, but as you can see, she has assimilated well into Memphis culture. She was at the Silly Goose celebrating Tube Top Month ’14 last night.

We have ourselves another busy night in Downtown Memphis. I already blogged about the showing of Purple Rain in Court Square (8:15, food trucks at 6) and the free concert in Handy Park (6:30). The biggest event tonight, though, is Bruno Mars at the FedExForum at 8:00 tonight. Over at the Orpheum, they’ll be showing National Lampoon’s Vacation tonight at 7. Get there early for pre-show activities and themed cocktails.

Tickets for Penn & Teller at the Orpheum went on sale today. They’ll be here September 19.

Memphis Made Brewing Co. is having a tapping party for Lucid Kolsch, a sessionable German golden ale tonight at 6. They first 24 people to order pints of Lucid will get a free pint glass. Be prepared to answer Kolsch-related trivia questions if you want a shirt.

If you’re a pro wrestling fan, tune into MemphiSport Live tomorrow from 11-1 on AM 56/FM 87.7. “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner will be the special guest. The Big Bad Booty Daddy will talk about his life in the ring, his freaks, and his peaks. Holla if you hear me!

Here’s a video of Paul Morris who runs DMC discussing the future of Beale Street. The DMC temporarily took over management of the street at the beginning of this year.

Fresh Market is expanding and will hold a career open house on Wednesday, July 9 from 8 AM to 7 PM at the Downtown Doubletree Hotel. Positions will include Assistant Deli Managers, Assistant Grocery Specialist, Assistant Front End Managers, Assistant Produce Managers, Bakers, Bulk Specialist, Candy/Coffee Specialist, Cheese Specialist, Gift/Floral Specialist, Grocery Specialist, Meat Cutters and Seafood Specialist. Those interested must apply online at careers.thefreshmarket.com with keyword 194 prior to the open house.

That’ll do it for now. Watch out for heavy rain late afternoon.