Paul Ryburn's Journal

Here’s a WikiHow article that should be useful to Downtowners who like to go out to the bars on the weeknights: How to Stay Awake at Work. I’m disappointed that the article didn’t specifically mention Mountain Dew though.

I meant to link to this last Friday, and forgot, but it’s too good to leave behind: Bruce VanWyngarden from the Memphis Flyer took his car into the repair shop last week, and since the shop was on the Madison Avenue line he decided to use the trolley to commute to work. Read about his experience here. The public transportation system in Memphis is a complete joke.

New promo on the discount restaurant gift certificates I talk about from time to time: Enter FALL to get 60% off on them. These are $25 face-value restaurant gift certificates that normally sell for $10, but with 60% off they’re $4 for the remainder of the month when you enter the promotional code FALL at checkout. Scroll to the bottom of my blog’s right sidebar to find a box where you can search by zip code. Enter 38103 to search for Downtown restaurants (or your zip if you don’t live Downtown). A lot of Downtown restaurants participate – Big Foot, Stella, Pearl’s, Blue Fin, Blue Plate Cafe, McEwen’s, and many more. Note that some restrictions apply (generally you can’t redeem them for alcohol, for example) – be sure to read the restrictions before purchasing.  Yes they are legit – many of my readers have purchased them and have told me they used them successfully.

The Rapscallions didn’t make the top 3 in trivia last night, but at least we have $135 in prize money to show for our efforts over the past month. As opposed to the team of St. Jude scientists, who have not even one dollar in prize money for the same period.  I notice they didn’t use “Finding Cures and Drinking Beers” as their team name last night.  I’d suggest “Might as Well Face it, We’re Addicted to Losing” as an alternate name.

I won’t be at the Downtown Alive! Latino-themed party at Court Square tonight, even though it sounds like it will be a lot of fun.  Got a private event to attend elsewhere Downtown… more on that later today.

Information on tomorrow’s concert in Court Square coming in a moment. But first, it’s time to roll out my new website:

College Logo Jewelry sells earrings, pendants, bracelets, charms, rings, navel rings, and similar items for over 100 of the nation’s top colleges, including merchandise for the Memphis Tigers, Arkansas Razorbacks, Tennessee Volunteers, Ole Miss Rebels, and Arkansas State Red Wolves. Like most of my recent sites, checkout and shipping is handled by Amazon.com, the Internet’s most trusted retailer, so you can rest easy that your purchase is secure and handled professionally.  This is a sister site to my College Logo Watches store, which has been doing very well lately.

On to the news…

This week’s installment of the Downtown Alive! concert series is the Latino Memphis Hispanic Heritage Fest in Court Square, tomorrow, September 24, from 4:30 to 8:30 PM. Music by Caribbean Sound starts at 5 PM, and there will be salsa lessons by Salsa Memphis. There will also be Aztec dancing. Vending will include margaritas and Mexican beers, the Crepe Maker, hot dogs, and tacos. They welcome picnics, blankets, and lawn chairs.  With the Downtown Security Patrol around, there shouldn’t be a problem with bums bothering people like there was at last year’s Court Square concerts.

A few days ago I mentioned the street vendors on the Main Street Mall near Court Square. Yesterday I received the CCC’s Downtown Developer newsletter, which says that outdoor vendors are encouraged, and the CCC rents facilities to set up to sell outdoors for as little as $38/week when a yearly lease is signed. We’ve seen Hippie Geek out there in recent weeks; maybe we’ll see more vendors soon.

Trivia tonight at the Saucer.  The St. Jude team will be back to get their ass kicked again.  Looking forward to it.

September is drawing to an end, and that means in about a week it’ll be time for me to name the October BFF (Best Friend Forever) of the Month.  I forgot to appoint a BFF for September.  Let’s take a look at the candidates.

Jenny and Michelle

Jenny (far left, in the photo to the left) and Michelle (far right) are proposing I do a double BFF of the Month, as I did in August with Darbi and Kristin.

Jenny and Michelle’s main selling point is that they are scientists for St. Jude, doing important research to find cures for diseases that affect children.  They also like to hang out at the Saucer and drink beer, which is a plus, and they like to go see the Dempseys whenever possible.

The main argument against them is that their trivia team keeps losing to my team The Rapscallions week after week at Tuesday night trivia.  I remember boardroom scenes from The Apprentice where Donald Trump would say, “You have a lot of potential, but you keep losing. Nobody likes a loser.”

Then again, you can’t find a bigger loser than original BFF Meghan, so maybe they’ll be able to overcome their lousy showings at trivia.

They scored some points last night.  As you can see in the pic, they thought, “Maybe Paul will pick us as his BFF if we bring girls in tube tops to the Saucer.”  That’s not a bad strategy.

Lauren

Lauren declared herself to be in the running for BFF of the Month this past Saturday, when I stopped in Calhoun’s, where she bartends, to have brunch and watch football.  “I think I should be the October BFF of the Month,” she told me, “because my birthday is in October.  And, I work at a bar that serves PBR.”

Lauren would have been the runaway favorite to win in October, but then she did something that cost her 82 million gazillion points.  She changed into an orange Tennessee Vols shirt.  I was still eating brunch, and nearly puked it back up when I saw that shirt.  What was she thinking?????  The Nuh-Uh Girl wears Tennessee stuff all the time, and you never hear her mentioned as being in the running for BFF of the Month.

Who will win?  I really don’t know.  The top two contenders are running neck and neck in my eyes right now.  If you have reasons why you think I should pick one or the other, or if you think there’s someone else I should consider for BFF of the Month, let me know.

Back at lunch with information on this week’s Downtown Alive! Wednesday night concert series.  They’re moving it back to Court Square, so I guess for one week it really will be a return to “Bands, Beer and Bums.”

At the Second Street branch office laptopping… just checked the calendar and discovered that a really good band is playing the Flying Saucer Saturday night.  Funk De Ville is a 9-piece band with horns that plays disco and other funky stuff.  If you like Dr. Zarr’s Amazing Funk Monster, you will love this band.  I caught them quite by accident back in July, meaning to leave after the end of half a beer when they started playing, and stayed for another two hours.  They dress up in ’70s costumes too.  Extremely high recommendation if you’re looking for something to do Downtown Saturday night.

Jumper Cable Guy was seen on South Main this afternoon.  He’s a guy who approaches people, maybe talking on a cell phone as he walks up, looking like he is in need of help.  He’ll tell you his truck has broken down several blocks away, and he needs $7 and an odd number of cents for jumper cables.  If you tell him you have some he can borrow, he’ll claim that he has a heavy-duty Ford truck and needs bigger ones than what you have.  Let’s have a look at Jumper Cable Guy:

He was seen approaching a couple near the National Civil Rights Museum plaza this afternoon about 3:30.  The couple was stopped afterward and asked what he said… same old story.  That truck sure breaks down a lot.  Many, many times a day, in fact, if we are to believe Jumper Cable Guy is telling the truth.  And surely he wouldn’t lie!

We ran him out of Downtown this spring by simply yelling, “Hey, Jumper Cable Guy!” loudly every time we saw him.  Unable to fly under the radar, he had no choice but to leave the area.

Maybe it’s time to make him leave again.

Last night I had people ask where there will be Obama watch parties Downtown for this Friday’s debate vs. John McCain.  Here are two that I know of:

Stop 345, 345 Madison (between Fourth and Danny Thomas)

Red Rooster, Second and Lt. Lee Ave., hosted by Mpact Memphis and Change Memphis

Click the links above to RSVP.

I also had someone ask about hosting a watch party at their house in East Memphis – they said they’d like to, but it’s a small house.  I noticed on the RSVPs that organizers can specify a venue capacity.  So you could register your house and specify a maximum of 10 RSVPs in order to ensure that the entire town doesn’t show up.

 

The South Main Association got several new members yesterday.  I helped recruit some of them.

The SMA’s Oktoberfest party was yesterday, on Harry’s Detour’s patio on GE Patterson.  There was German food prepared by John Bragg of Circa, and wine and Boscos beer.  For SMA members, it was all you can eat and drink for free for 4 hours.  Nonmembers could join the party for a $10 donation.

“Look, the individual membership fee for the SMA is only $25,” I pointed out.  “They have several of these parties a year – remember when they had Cinco de Mayo at the Arcade?  And they have burgers and Boscos beer at the Trolley Tours for SMA members.  And there’s usually free food at the monthly meetings, and free beer and drinks at some of them too.  Think of it as paying $25 to join a drinking club, that just happens to have monthly neighborhood association meetings.”  That seemed to convince quite a few people.  You don’t have to be a South Main resident to join SMA – if you work down there or spend a significant amount of time down there and take an interest in the neighborhood, they’re happy to have you.

While I was convincing people, I came up with another idea.  Most Downtown neighborhoods have names – Uptown, the Pinch, the Edge, South Main, South Bluffs, South End.  But the Downtown core neighborhood – from Adams to Linden – doesn’t really have a name of its own.  What if we made a deal for beer company sponsorship – the beer company gets to name the Downtown core, and in turn the core’s residents would get free or heavily discounted beer?

While at the event, someone asked if there are going to be any Obama watch parties for Friday night’s Presidential debate.  There will be, and I’m rounding up the info now.  Expect a post on the matter later today.

Today:  8 exciting hours in a cubicle.  Tonight:  Pint Nite.  Possibly a trip to Bardog at some point in the evening, but as Bicycle Bobby put it, “Pint Nite is sacred.”

The brunch at Calhoun’s yesterday was a huge success.  For $5 a plate, brunchers got GREAT food – two casserole dishes made with smoked sausage and chicken smoked sausage, as well as a Cajun spicy sausage and cheese grits dish, bloody mary shrimp and garlic rosemary potatoes.  If they decide to do it again I’ll let you know.  It was outstanding.  Plus, since Calhoun’s is a sports bar, you can watch football while you eat, although after seeing the Arkansas-Alabama game yesterday I think I would’ve been happier if they had tuned the TV to Gilligan’s Island reruns.

Moved on to the Saucer early in the afternoon, where I saw in the window and watched bums for the better part of the day.  Got in an argument with St. Jude Bum as he walked by.  He preached me a long sermon about how the Good Lord takes care of him and guides him.  Yeah, I just bet it was God who told him to panhandle and lie and tell people the money is going to a children’s hospital.  He seems to really believe he’s justified in what he does.  “I always ask before I rob,” St. Jude Bum told me.  Well, isn’t that nice.  Panhandling and robbing – well, I guess that’s a unique application of the “multiple streams of income” idea, although I noticed “employment” was never considered as a source.

The gang joined me in the window, and around 5:30 we heard that Bardog Tavern was doing free drinks ’til 7 again, which caused us to do a very quick change of venue.  Some of the group wanted to drive over there.  Geez, people, it’s only 3 blocks.

I ended up staying at Bardog until 12:30 AM, hanging out at the bar mostly.  I’m becoming increasingly impressed with the place, and with Aldo the owner.  Bars that seem to be a natural extension of the owner’s personality tend to be hugely successful (see Big Foot Lodge for an example).  I had a great time there and have every intention of coming back soon.  Actually I’m a little irritated that my schedule is so full this week (I have stuff to do lined up for Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday nights already, and of course Tuesday is trivia).  Not sure where I’m going to pencil Bardog in.  Tomorrow, but that’s Pint Nite.  Maybe after trivia on Tuesday.

I liked the crowd that showed up at Bardog.  It was a young, sophisticated crowd, attractive but not in the Hot Chicks with Douchebags kind of way that you see at the Saucer and the Rooster on weekend nights.  There were also a lot of the old Sleep Out Louie’s regulars there, more so than Friday night.  I still need a couple of weeks to see who the regular crowd is, but I think it’s extremely likely Bardog will be a several-times-a-week stop for me.

Slept late, missed brunch.  I was going to skip the Saucer altogether today too, but now that I’ve learned Sunset Wheat is the Fire Sale, it’s back on the agenda.  I’ll probably hit the Saucer for an hour, then Calhoun’s for an hour, then the South Main Oktoberfest at Harry’s Detour, then back to the Saucer for more Sunset Wheat.  Time to get things started…

Bardog Tavern opened its doors for the first time last night, and I was there with the camera.  Basic info:  It’s at 73 Monroe, between Front and Main, next to the Little Tea Shop.  It’s a two-story bar:  The upper level, which is the one you’re in when you enter at street level, is a long bar area with a few tables, about the size of Calhoun’s, and smoking is permitted.  Downstairs is more of a dining area, larger, with a second bar, and is nonsmoking.  Let’s have a look at the place.  First of all, the really important stuff:

The beer taps, for those of you wondering what Bardog would carry on draft.  Note the PBR tap; that’s the important one.

As you can see, they have a full bar with a large selection of booze to choose from.

Okay, here are a few pics to give you a feel for the layout of the place.  Some of these may be a little fuzzy, because I was standing on my tiptoes holding the camera as high as possible to get crowd shots.

From the middle of the upstairs bar, looking toward the front door

The view from the front door looking toward the upstairs bar

The downstairs, nonsmoking dining area as viewed from the entrance.

Dang it my Comcast connection is slow this morning… let’s see if my neighbor “linksys” has his or her wireless router running… yup.  Switching networks.  Okay, now I can finish this post faster.

From the back of the downstairs area, near the bar, looking forward

The bar’s mascot

Me with Suzy, who is wearing a Bardog T-shirt.

My overall opinion of the place:  Overall the outlook is very good.  I can’t truly get a feel for the place until I come in there at 8:30 PM on a Wednesday or Thursday night for a beer, and see who the other regulars at the bar are.  But, I think they’re off to a very good start.  It has that neighborhood bar feel, completely unpretentious, feels like home.  It’s also going to have great food – Aldo, the owner, used to be at Stella.  I haven’t seen a regular menu yet, but last night I was served appetizers like salmon and swordfish.

Looking forward to drinking many a beer there.  I’m also trying to figure out how to fit another bar into an already full rotation (and yet another one on top of that in two months, when the Silly Goose opens).  Something’s gotta give.

Off to brunch at Calhoun’s.  I hope the Arkansas game’s on TV, although I don’t exactly have high hopes for the Hogs beating Alabama today.

Get ready to put on your dancin’ shoes… the Travel Channel will be at Hollywood Disco (formerly Raiford’s) to do a feature on the place next Thursday, September 25. They start filming at 6 PM and need the place to be as full as it is on a weekend night, so they’re asking everyone who loves the Disco to please try and be there. “Dress to impress,” reads the e-mail I received, so I guess I’ll have to bring out the “Disco Paul” persona for an evening. There’s no cover until 9 PM, but they’re asking everyone to PLEASE be there at 6 sharp if at all possible.

There will be a brunch buffet this Saturday at Calhoun’s from 11 AM to noon. $5 a plate. No, it won’t be Calhoun’s lunchroom pizzas and other usual menu items; it’s being prepared by some of their regular patrons in an agreement with the owner.  I know the people doing the brunch and they’re fantastic cooks.  If it does well it may become a regular thing.

If you’re Downtown at lunchtime, check out the new street vendor who sets up every day on the Main Street Mall called Hippie Geek. They set up 4 tents every day and sell a wide variety of items that would make good gifts. They have a website but so far it’s just a “coming soon” page.

Research indicates that laziness may be genetic. Scientists performed a study using 50 lab rats and Brittney who bartends at the Flying Saucer, and found that genetic evidence could be used to predict whether or not a particular subject would be inclined to be lazy. They’re saying it may one day lead to the creation of a drug that makes people want to be active.

Last night I ended up at the bar with a buddy of mine who’s a finance guy, and I asked his opinion of the recent stock market meltdown. He believes history will remember Paulson and Bernanke as heroes who prevented a second Great Depression. Although I’m glad the crisis was averted, it annoys me to think that Dubya appointed them, which means that history won’t remember his presidency as a total failure.

The Flying Saucer is having a presidential buy-the-glass competition, where you can buy either an Obama or a McCain glass for $5 to vote. I bought an Obama glass last night.  The glass “vote” is running about even, with McCain up by a narrow four-glass margin as of yesterday.  In the RealClearPolitics national poll average, Obama is up by 2.1% this morning.

Porn star Foxy Jacky is back in the news… this time she’s been photographed in a Shelby County Deputy’s uniform, and authorities want to know how she got it.  Ummm… maybe she got it on the sale rack at Salvation Army Thrift Shop?  That’s the only explanation I can think of, because I know no Shelby County deputies would ever do anything inappropriate.

Bardog Tavern.  7 PM tonight.  Be there.