Paul Ryburn's Journal

Today’s the last day to vote in the Memphis Flyer Best of Memphis poll, so if you haven’t voted, today’s your last chance. Voting is all online this year – there are no paper ballots.

Many people have used the restaurant search box (scroll to the bottom of the right sidebar) on my blog to buy $25 restaurant gift certificates for $10. They’re running another special through the 17th – enter code GOODBUY at checkout for 50% off. That reduces the cost of their $25 certificates to $5. Discount also applies to their Dinner of the Month Club promotion.

I didn’t make it to the South Main Association meeting last night, but friends of mine did and came back with news. Safari, the tapas bar on South Main next door to Onix (just south of Huling), is now open for lunch at 11 AM. With free trolley rides at lunchtime this week, it’s a good time for Downtowners who work in the core to try it out. They’ll have their grand opening August 29 (which would be trolley tour night).

The South Main Association will have a Christmas parade on November 21. Appropriately enough, the parade will happen on South Main.

I watched the women’s gymnastics team finals last night. I have a complaint about the TV coverage though – WHERE WERE THE ROMANIANS??? The camera followed every move of the Chinese and US teams, but there was hardly any coverage at all of the third-place Romanian team. Beautiful Romanian girls on uneven bars = ratings. Hopefully they’ll do better on the individual competition coverage.

Tonight’s Elvis glass night at the Saucer. It’s a really nice Pink Cadillac glass this year. They go on sale at 7 and will sell out immediately – the Elvis glass is the most popular one of the year. Best advice is to get there at least a half hour early, get seated, and let your waitress or bartender know you want to order one the minute they go on sale. By 7:10 they will be gone. Show up late, you lose. Also, they usually do a one-glass-per-person limit on the popular glass nights, so sending a friend to get you a glass may not work if they’re getting one too.

We’re having a party at work this afternoon to celebrate our recently expanded office space… and it’s my favorite kind of party… one with BEER!  (John D:  “Whaaaaa?  …Paul, what kind of beer are they having?  Didn’t you tell me they had Bud Light in the refrigerator?  Can you get me invited?”)  Looking forward to getting started an hour early this afternoon.

This Memphis Business Journal article says that a Boscos may be opening in Montana… MAYBE.  From reading the article, it looks like the people in Montana think it’s a done deal and already have billboards advertising Boscos beer, while the people at Boscos corporate say it’s one of several possibilities.

Divine Rags has opened a “denim bar” and are pushing their new line of jeans.  They’re having a “Denimology” session tomorrow night, Wednesday, August 13, at 6 PM, at their store at 300 S. Main, at their denim bar, which they call “the premier denim bar of Memphis.”  To my knowledge it’s also the only denim bar in Memphis.  Anyway, ladies who want to get educated about the different styles of jeans and how to wear them, that’s an option for tomorrow night.  More info available at their Doing Denim website.

That’s all for now… still raining, so I still can’t take my Fire Sale walk.  Trivia tonight at the Saucer, 7 PM.  Pete the Trivia Guy will be back after a 2-week absence.

It’s raining, so I can’t take my usual 11:00 walk by the Saucer to see what the Fire Sale is.  If anyone gets by there and happens to see it, shoot me an e-mail or text it to my phone, and I’ll use Twitter to update it on my blog.  Otherwise the Fire Sale will have to remain a mystery until my afternoon break/walk, or until tonight if it’s still raining this afternoon.

I took a walk around Beale Street last night around the time the sun set, and noticed that I’ve been failing to mention another place where you can get Pabst Blue Ribbon draft at a bargain price:  The Tap Room.  On Mondays they have PBR draft for $1 a pint.  I used to go there all the time in ’04-’05, but kind of gradually drifted away over the years and forgot about this special, thanks to the Saucer’s $2.75 Monday Pint Nite.  Not the same quality of beer that you’ll find on most of the taps at the Saucer, but if you want to drink a lot of beer for cheap, you can’t beat the Tap Room on Mondays.

It’s almost too cheap… I remember when I used to hang out there, the bums on Beale Street would beg for change to collect enough for a dollar PBR.  My all-time favorite was when one of them had 98 cents collected, and slid in the door when the bartender wasn’t looking and asked me, “hey, bro, let me get two cent from ya.”  When I said no, he came back with, “one cent?”

After leaving Beale, I walked up to Big Foot Lodge.  I didn’t see Meghan behind the bar, then I turned to my right and saw this:

“OH, NO!” I thought.  “THEY KILLED MEGHAN AND MOUNTED HER HEAD ON THE WALL!!!”  I was shocked.  “Shawn’s finally gone too far with gimmicks to get people in this place,” I thought.  “It’s one thing to serve 34-ounce beers and 18-scoop ice cream sundaes, but to kill your bartender and put her head on the wall?  That’s just crazy.”  Over the next couple of minutes, I started to adjust to a post-Meghan world at Big Foot.  “Maybe it won’t be so bad,” I thought to myself.  “Even though she’s dead and mounted on the wall, she’ll still offer about the same level of friendliness, courtesy, and customer service that she did when she was alive.”

I was thinking, I’ll have to add her to my new site RecentlyDeadPeople.com, then I turned around and Meghan – the real Meghan – appeared behind the bar.  I realized she wasn’t dead and on the wall after all.  I ordered a 34 oz. Molson and all was well.

I hadn’t eaten all day… normally I’d get one of Big Foot’s excellent burgers, but last night I was hungry for a Texas Toast burger from Huey’s (buttered Texas toast, Jack cheese, jalapenos), so I made that my stop for Paul’s Drunkass Burger on the way home.

Don’t forget, the South Main Association meeting is tonight.  It’s an especially good one, at the Boscos brewery at Main and Crump.  This is where they make the new Ghost River beers that have shown up at the Saucer and other beer joints around town.  There will be a tour and tasting.  Free for members, $5 non-members, starts at 6 PM.

Today I broke my all-time record putting a new website together.  After hearing of the death of Isaac Hayes this Sunday, and the death of Bernie Mac the day before that, I figured, there needs to be a site where people can go to buy merchandise related to people who have recently died.  Therefore, RecentlyDeadPeople.com was born.

You can go there to buy all kinds of stuff related to people who have died in the past two months, including Isaac Hayes, Bernie Mac, Skip Caray, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Estelle Getty, Tony Snow, Jesse Helms, Larry Harmon (Bozo the Clown), Don S. Davis, Ira Tucker (lead singer of the Dixie Hummingbirds), Wilbur Hardee (founder of Hardee’s), Cyd Charise, and Bo Diddley.  The site will be updated on a regular basis as more people die.

As I said, I set a new record, having built this thing in only 3 hours.  Sitting here enjoying a Pint Nite beer at the Second Street branch office as I finish it.  Gonna get it linked from my other sites, then enjoy the rest of the evening.

According to Google’s “Today’s Reason to Drink” widget, today’s reason to drink is that it’s National Underwear Day.

Saturday night, WMC-TV reported that the recently-closed Pat O’Brien’s location on Beale Street might come back to live as a hotel/restaurant owned by Joe Cooper and Jerry “The King” Lawler.  Well, today the Memphis Business Journal reports that the hotel is a “pipe dream,” according to John Elkington of Performa, the company that manages Beale Street.

According to Elkington, there are many reasons why the hotel will never happen.  For one, the business is in bankruptcy, and anyone wanting to work on the property would therefore have to deal with Pat O’s creditors.  Also, Cooper and Lawler would need to control the parking lot behind the building in order to create enough space, and Performa does not plan to give up control of that lot.  Finally, the state’s historic preservation department would have to approve changes to the building, and there would be a fight against a building taller than the current height (Cooper and Lawler want a 5-story hotel).

So, it looks like the future of the old Pat O’s building is still up in the air.

This is one of those days when I’m having a creative block as far as blogging goes, so here, read this instead.  Time Magazine’s article on the late, great Isaac Hayes:  Isaac Hayes: From Shaft to Chef

The only news I have to report concerns a Downtown restaurant, and I’ve been asked not to report it yet.  As soon as I get permission to let the cat out of the bag, I will.

I wish there was a way to get on the Olympics’ official site and enter my phone number, then have them text me “HOT ROMANIAN GYMNASTS ARE ON TV NOW” when that is indeed the case.  That’s a service I’d be willing to pay a buck a text message for.

Last night was the last night for Pat O’Brien’s on Beale Street… they’ve closed down and served their last Hurricane.  This WMC-TV article hints at the future of the building.  Local businessman/politician Joe Cooper (you remember him from the Main Street Sweeper scandal that sent Rickey Peete back to prison) wants to turn the place into a hotel and restaurant.  The hotel would be five stories, all suites, some with balconies overlooking Beale, similar to hotel balconies that overlook Bourbon Street in New Orleans.  Cooper’s partner in the venture is none other than professional wrestler Jerry “The King” Lawler.

Speaking of wrestling, this morning I’ve been reading an article on Sputnik Monroe, a wrestler who in the ’50s was even more popular in Memphis than Jerry Lawler is today.  Monroe played a key role in race relations in the city.  Once he became the town’s biggest draw and was selling out the Ellis Auditorium on a weekly basis, he went to the promoters with a demand:  Get rid of the “colored section.”  In those says seating at sports events was segregated, and African-Americans were restricted to the nosebleed balcony seats.  Monroe demanded that blacks be allowed to sit anywhere they wanted in the auditorium, or he wouldn’t perform.  This paved the way for integration at other sporting events and nightclubs.

Whew!  Rough start to the day, after my trivia team cashed in its $460 worth of gift certificates last night.  We’ll start over at zero on Tuesday.  I missed brunch again.  Will head to the Saucer about 2.  Going to take the laptop with me so I can work on my latest website once I get done beating Pete at pool.