MIM Drunk post #1

So I was walking down Second tonight and I saw The Most Annoying Woman On The Planet at the bar at Big Foot, so I stopped in for a drink. They had a new free hand-out magazine at the bar, called Image Magazine. I flipped through it as I drank a Corona. I arrived at a horoscope page called Horrid Scopes, and I looked at my horoscope (Scorpio):

“Your latest tube-top ensemble will be the big hit in the Jerry Springer greenroom.”

My only complaint is that this issue of the magazine was dated May 2006. It would have worked better as the June horoscope, since I’ll be doing Tube Top Month in this blog in June.

Commercial Appeal people: Are you glad yet that I turned down your offer to blog MIM? Because this is going to be the quality of my posts all weekend.