All points bulletin: Someone stole Louie!

Someone has stolen Louie, the mascot of Sleep Out Louie’s. Management has asked me to put out an APB. If anyone has seen a 5-foot-tall doll who looks like he spends all his time sitting at a bar, please contact SOL management.

Someone also stole the Bass Ale Sleep Out Louie’s sign that was hanging in the window… I hear management is PISSED about that one, to the point where they may press charges if they find out who did it.

Yeah, it’s looking like this is going to be the Sleep Out Louie’s blog this week.