I very nearly posted a pic of one of the teams that competed against us in trivia at the Saucer tonight.
Three different teams noticed this team cheating, blatantly consulting their PDA under the table. After the other teams got wise, the cheaters got more sneaky. The male team member (who apparently owned the PDA) got up to use the restroom as soon as a question was asked. I tailed him in there, and he knew I was onto him and didn’t cheat. But the VERY NEXT QUESTION he had to go again. Bladder control problem dude? I sent a team member after him and guess what? Mr. Cheater was consulting his PDA and using the “facilities” at the same time. Now that’s talent.
Unfortunately Pete the Trivia Guy was not among the 15,764 people who saw them cheat, and he awarded them second place. I took a pic of them after the match. They, trying to be cute, took a pic of me in return. But, I have a blog that gets hundreds of hits a day and they don’t.
So, I’m going to be nice. I’m not going to post a pic of them this week. But, I’ll describe them. It was a guy with long curly dark hair (who did most of the cheating), a blond girl with glasses, a big girl with curly dark hair, and I can’t remember what the other girl looked like. I already have a pic of you; if you come back to the Saucer on a future Tuesday and ANYONE sees you cheating again I’m going to post it and make celebrities out of you.
In other news, Mendi made an appearance at the Saucer tonight and she had a tube top on. She had a sweater over it – “it’s bad to be cold in a tube top, especially the way you prefer tube tops to be worn,” she told me.
Clay’s team came up with the most generic, boring team name I’ve ever heard – “Jews for Atheism.” They’re truly running out of ideas. In the past they’ve had some good names – Imus and the Nappy Headed Hos, John Ford’s Jury, Mormons for Gay Polygamy. So, I’d like to institute the “Name Clay’s Team” contest – e-mail me your best team names and I’ll relay them next Tuesday night. If his team uses any of the names, then I’ll buy a beer for the person who suggested it. It’s the minimum I can do to make their team a little less of an embarrassment to the Saucer.
That’ll do it for tonight’s drunk post. Those of you who tune into this blog for actual information, sorry, not much this time. Well, I did tell you that Mendi had a tube top on.