The panhandling problem has made the latest edition of Memphis Limelight, an online satirical magazine similar to The Onion. The article talks about a new school opening up for bums which will teach them more creative ways to panhandle.
Whew! It’s hotter than a Romanian waitress outside! Nevertheless, that won’t stop me from being at the Summer Soiree tonight at the Black Diamond tonight from 6:30 on. $20 cover gets you 4 bands, free beer til it runs out, and you’ll be helping with the medical bills of someone who was injured by a drunk driver and screwed by insurance companies. Hope to see you out.