What a night. I hung out at the Saucer until close, then moved to Hoop’s Bar, then ended up riding in King’s limo with three friends to Raiford’s. I didn’t notice what time I got home but 4:30 is a reasonable guess. Still drunk? Think so.
Thanks Nick for catching that I had the wrong link for the Super Bowl pics in yesterday’s post. For those of you who don’t feel like scrolling down here’s a new link.
Skye and Tatia: Nice meeting you, hope I spelled your names right. I love talking to new Downtowners, right when they’re starting to realize how much fun it’s going to be to live down here. Reminds me of myself six years ago.
Beer report:
Previous total: $77.75
Beers:
Budweiser bottle (I made them give me a glass so no one would see me drinking it) $3.25
Corona bottle $4.00
Leinenkugel Red Fire Sale $2.75
Tip: $10 x 30% = $3.00
Cover being charged which I didn’t have to pay due to UFO card: $-3.00
Total: $10.00
Grand total: $87.75
If only I could have $10 nights all the way through my plate. I started my tab at the bar, then after 2 beers the waitress who refers to me as her “BFF” came over and said, “WHAT DO YOU WANT. I’LL TRANSFER YOUR TAB” despite the fact that I was about as close to her section as I was to Johannesburg, South Africa. I looked up BFF in Urban Dictionary and there were six definitions. “Best Friends Forever” was number 1 as I expected, but number 2 was “Best Fuck Fantasy.”
Off to McGuinness for brunch. There’s a John D breakfast at McGuinness now (Majestic already had one): Biscuits and gravy topped with crumbled sausage and bacon. If it’s a slow day at the Saucer this afternoon maybe I’ll go get the laptop and add some more to the Downtown Memphis Info section. I don’t think I’m even going to shower. My friends smoke nasty stinky filthy disgusting cigarettes. Who cares if I smell.