today is MEGHANS day to write a blog, and no I didn’t hack into Paul’s website. He’s actually being a normal human being and not an ass today. Hahahaha. Im kidding.
Paul decided to let me write a blog about whatever I want and he would post it. Believe it or not, I have to give Paul credit- writing blogs is not as easy as it looks! I mean, what can you seriously talk about for about 5 or 6 paragraphs? Hell, I can’t think of anything and Paul says this is my “golden moment.”
AND….. for my golden moment.
1st off.. i wasn’t a horrible BFF, Paul only chose to write about things that weren’t nice. I am a very nice person!!!! Also, Paul stretches the truth most of the time. Like when I would, as he said, “chase him down” at Saucer so I could be his waitress…. NO, i would walk by and he would stare at me if I didn’t say anything and then he would hit me in the arm. So, there!! The truth comes out! Paul is MEAN TO ME!!! He is the “bad BFF.”
okay, and now what about the times that Paul walks by Bigfoot, sees me working, and flips ME off?!? hmm… REAL, REAL NICE! Then, stumbles his drunk ass in and wants me to serve him, but I get called out on the blog for not serving him. Hmmm, who’s responsible?? That would be good, ole former BFF Meghan!
and third, lets clear this whole me being mean to him and his current BFF thing up, I WAS NOT a complete bitch for no reason. ANYONE who was at the bar at Bigfoot that night will assure you that they acted very rude towards me when they came in.. Paul told me that his drink was the worst drink he had ever had, and he had a makers mark and coke.. how could i mess that up??? Because I didn’t that’s how!! Paul was trying to show his ass in front of those girls! (p.s. this is not a “paul bashing” blog) Then, I did get a little angry when his BFF said her drink was horrible and blah blah blah afterwards because we were out of olive juice, which I told her before I even made her drink. Then, she proceeded to say that she was an upgrade from me. Whatever, Im not a catty girl, i wasn’t gonna come back with anything, so I did the most simple thing that I could do, which I also went to a manager first with, it wasn’t a decision that I took upon myself. Regardless, I have nothing against Suzy, I don’t know her. She did come in and invite me to Tubetopalooza, which was very nice of her. SEE Paul, I am a nice girl!
By the way, Paul says this is a great post so far AKA he’s totally being full of shit.
I’m thinking the only reason he’s letting me write this is because he said he has been drinking since 1 p.m. today because he totally called in to work today (Hi Camille 
) He “says” it was a planned vacation day, whatever. Also, as Paul already knows, i’m totally expecting a 100% tip for being very very nice today and being an awesome server!
ALSO, thanks to me Paul found out that we serve mountain dew here.. see i’m about as helpful as Paul’s blogs!
SOOOO, for all of my fans/and not-so-much fans… Here’s what I have to say!