Very important announcement: Platinum Plus inventory to be auctioned off

According to this website, the inventory of Platinum Plus is to be auctioned off “Saturday, September 11” (don’t ask me if they mean Thursday the 11th or Saturday the 13th, I don’t know).  Platinum Plus aka the Mt. Moriah Center for the Performing Arts was shut down by the feds a couple of years ago, and the government, who now owns the inventory, is now auctioning it off.  Items you can bid on include

  • Cash registers that once held money from (allegedly) illegal transactions
  • 3-year old bottles of Corona
  • Outfits once worn by some of the nastiest whores in town
  • Furniture that said whores have rubbed their private parts all over

Sounds like a winner, huh?  Check the site for more details.