My newest website creation: This time I’m really raising a big stink

It’s time to unveil my newest website. Sometimes I carefully plan these things, revising them over and over again before launch. And then other times I just throw some crap on the Web and see if anyone notices.

This site is the latter. Literally, it is.

As I contemplated my next site, I thought, “What’s a unique niche… what’s a topic for a web-based storefront that no one else would dare touch?”

After a little brainstorming, I had my answer. I decided to do a store about poop. Doo. Feces. BMs. Dung. Scat. Various four-letter words which I won’t mention here, although I’ve probably used every one of them in other blog posts.

Announcing The Doo Doo Store. Products you’ll find there include books about poop, books about farts, books to read in the bathroom, designer toilet seats, poop- and fart-related clothing, doggie pooper scoopers, kitty litter and litter boxes, systems to toilet-train cats, manure, toilet paper, laxatives, enemas, Depends, fake dog doo and various other poop- and fart-related novelties, and feces-related Halloween costumes. There’s also a children’s books section, as this is a topic that is tremendously popular among kids.

Yes, I really went there.

As with my other stores, it’s an Amazon.com storefront, so when you check out you’re doing business with the Internet’s leading retailer, with their state-of-the-art secure ordering system. I never even see your credit card number – all I get is a notification that an order was placed.

I’m quite proud of this new store, but I’ll be the first to admit, it’s without a doubt the shittiest website I’ve ever created.