Hey. Ladies. Hey. Hey. Hey. Look here. Big Paul need to holla at you fo a minute.
Look here. We all in what they call hard economic times, you what Big Paul be talkin bout? But look. I ain’t here to offer you no bailout. I ain’t here to offer you no stimulus. I ain’t here to offer you no damn gub’ment check. All I gots to offer, is opportunituh.
I’m offerin you the chance to come work for Big Paul. Cause, look here. On Saturday, June 6, they bringin back the Pimp & Ho Ball to Earnestine & Hazel’s. It starts at 8 PM and cost about five dolla to get in.
So look. Big Paul got a little over a month to round him up some bitches fo that night. Now look here, when you work for Big Paul, you ain’t small time, you know what I’m sayin? You ain’t gonna be makin no chump change.
You gonna be makin some looooooong money, baby. Talkin bout the kind of money, baby, that can put some 24 inch rims up on yo carruh.
Talkin bout the kind of money, baby, that can put some gold up in yo teetheses.
Talkin bout the kind of money, baby, that will let you go to fancy restaurants for some fine dining. Yeah. Big Paul be sayin that you’ll be able to go to Red Lobster, baby, and order you some lobster and some scrumps and some pig feet. Livin the high life, baby.
So what do you say, baby… come ride with Big Paul. Big Paul treat his bitches good. Know what I’m sayin?
Hey. Look here. Hey. Hey. One more thing before you go. Look here. Big Paul be tryin to get about fifty-two cent so I can go down to CeCe’s Liquors and gets me an airplane bottle of Taaka vodka. Can you hep me out?