Details on the Flying Saucer’s improved UFO Club

Last night I went to the Flying Saucer to hear the details of their new, improved UFO Club program. For those of you not familiar with it, for $18 you can join the UFO Club. You get a Beer Knurd T-shirt and a card with magnetic stripe. You scan the card in their computer to get credit for the beers you drink. You also get a free pint on your birthday, and you don’t have to pay cover when you show your card at the door.

You still have to drink 200 beers to get a plate on the wall. Rewards on the way to 200:
50 beers – still a free pint
100 beers – still a free biggie beer
150 beers – this has changed. Now you have your choice of a hat, T-shirt, or Frisbee.

I like the 150 change. Before, it was always a hat. Having been through 3 times, I already have 3 hats and don’t need more. On the other hand, I’m always happy to get another T-shirt.

Here are the increased rewards for getting multiple plates:

2nd: Still a $100 plate party
3rd: $100 plate party plus “3PEAT” T-shirt
4th: $125 plate party
5th: $125 plate party, “5IVER” T-shirt, and their new, black “M.O.U.” card. It stands for Master of the Universe. Not sure if the card itself has any benefits other than looking really cool.

6th: $150 plate party
7th: $150 plate party
8th: $150 plate party, plus a custom Flying Saucer German stein which they tell me is worth about $125

9th: $175 plate party
10th: Airfare and tickets for 2 to the Great American Beer Festival in Denver. You still have to pay for hotel and ground transportation.

The 3peat shirt, 5iver shirt and MOU card, and the stein are rewarded retroactively, so talk to a manager if you’ve already hit those milestones. If you’re over 10 plates, you have to finish the next one before you’re awarded the Denver trip.

Having 3 plates, I got my “3PEAT” shirt last night. I imagine the improved rewards will motivate me to get my 4th plate done a little more quickly. Barring the unthinkable(*), I’ll probably get my Denver trip somewhere around 2016.

Examples of “the unthinkable”: Turbo Dog made the permanent Fire Sale, dress code revised so that the waitresses have to wear ankle-length skirts

Now… she took my heart, she took my keys… from in my old blue dungarees… and I’ll never go to Texas anymore

After several (and by several, I mean a LOT of) beers at the Saucer I headed south to Earnestine & Hazel’s to catch Dynaflow.

Lead singer Shane had decribed the band as “good old rock’n’roll, I think you’ll like it,” and I did.  On one of the first songs, they busted out “Hot Dog” by Led Zeppelin.  Anything off the In Through the Out Door album, and it gets my automatic approval.

Good old rock’n’roll indeed.  They had vintage amps, and if they had been playing at E&H in 1967 no one would have been able to tell the difference.  (And yeah I know In Through the Out Door didn’t come out until ’79.  Shut up.)

Great show.

Earlier in the evening, I attended the Saucer’s party for the new improved UFO club.  Details coming soon.

Thought about stopping for a go-home beer at the Saucer on the way back from E&H, especially because some of my favorite bartenders were working tonight.  However, trolley service to almost the front door proved to be a show-stopper.  I love living Downtown.

Thur evening update: Kindle for Blackberry, Local lunch, MFM music jam, and please remember to spay or neuter your pets

I’ve posted about how much I enjoy my Amazon Kindle app on my iPhone.  It’s a free download, and it lets me buy and download ebooks from Amazon, and I can read them on my phone just as though I were reading them on a real Kindle.  Very handy for reading in bed at night, without the weight of a book.

Well, there’s good news for Blackberry users:  Kindle for Blackberry has been released. Definitely worth a free download.  If you want to try it out without paying for a book, there are plenty of classics in the Kindle store that are either free or a penny.

Local Gastropub has tweeted that they will start serving lunch tomorrow, and will serve lunch at 11 AM from Monday-Friday from now on.  Follow them at @localgastropub to keep up with specials and promotions.

If you enjoyed the music at the Memphis Farmers Market last year, there’s a Musicians’ Reunion and Jam at King’s Palace Cafe on Beale this Sunday at 4.  Proceeds benefit the market.

If Bob Barker visited Downtown Memphis, I bet he’d eat at Bardog.  Through the end of March, Bardog Tavern will donate $1 for every hot dog sold to spay and neuter feral cats.

Beer time… Saucer is the first stop, then Earnestine & Hazel’s at 9 for Dynaflow’s show.

Recap of rally/informational meeting in support of panhandling and single beer ordinances

Last night I attended the meeting/rally at the Center City Commission office in support of the proposed panhandling and single serve beer ordinances. It was different from previous meetings I’d attended at the CCC, which were run by CCC officials. This time, the CCC provided the space, and handed the floor over to concerned citizens, particularly Shawn Danko of Kooky Canuck.

The ordinances will go before the safety/homeland security committee at 8:30 AM on Tuesday, February 23. This is a six-member committee that can vote to take the proposals before the full council, vote to take the proposals before the council with a recommendation to reject, or kill the proposals in committee. The committee is chaired by Myron Lowery.

Many of the council members, we were told, might take the position that they don’t care much about the proposed ordinances, because “it’s not my district.” Therefore, it’s very important that people who love Downtown but live in other parts of Memphis sign this petition and provide their address. Council members must be made to understand that Downtown is the doorway to the entire city. Eventually, you have to come Downtown to truly experience all that is Memphis – a game at the FedExForum, a show at the Orpheum, great music on Beale. Aggressive panhandling and drunk, disorderly conduct keeps ALL Memphians from enjoying their city as much as they otherwise could.

It’s very important to e-mail, call or write the Council members and express your support. E-mail addresses of all the Council members can be found here.

We were told that if anyone knows a Council member personally, one face-to-face conversation can be worth 100 e-mails. If you know one of the members and can talk to them for a few minutes, it would go a long way.

It’s also important to ask business leaders in the Downtown community to contact the council and express their support. The council needs to hear first-hand the economic impact the aggressive panhandling and disorderly behavior has on the area. Although Downtown is statistically the safest area in Memphis, there’s a perception that it’s unsafe. A survey showed that 99.3% of Memphians feel that safety is an important component of an active, booming Downtown; yet 35% of Memphians surveyed do not go Downtown because of safety concerns.

We need to show our support in numbers at the 2/23 8:30 AM committee meeting. Not everyone can make it; I personally doubt I’ll be able to get off work. So, it’s extremely important that those who do have flexibility in their schedules plan to attend.

There will be a sign-making party at Kooky Canuck on Monday 2/22 at 7 PM. Even if you can’t attend the 2/23 committee meeting, stop by and make a sign for someone who can. (Besides, Kooky is not a bad place to grab some dinner or a beer.) We’ve been told the signs will be more valuable when the ordinances go before the full Council, but that’s fine, they can be re-used.

Everyone please voice your support over the next five days, and let’s get these ordinances to the next step in the process.

Tiger game on WKNO this Saturday

I got a notification this morning that Saturday’s Tiger game will be broadcast on WKNO-TV at 7 PM.  Here’s a tip if you plan on watching the game on TV:  Watch with the sound on.  Listening to the station do its fundraising drive during the breaks is hilarious.  Last time, they actually managed to get in an “Alas, poor Yorick; I hardly knew ye” quote.  Basketball and Shakespeare.  Gotta love it.

Plans for tonight: UFO ’10 launch at Saucer, Dynaflow at E&H. Plus news: Brad Birkedahl, City Market

Tonight’s going to be a fun night.  At 7:00 the Flying Saucer will roll out their new, improved UFO Club, with new rewards for people who drink 200 beers to get to the “Ring of Honor.”  As someone who has already been through 3 times and is working on a 4th, I’m very interested to hear what they have to say.

Around 9 I’ll head south to Earnestine & Hazel’s, where Dynaflow will be playing.  I missed them at Downtown Olympics and at Calhoun’s NYE party, so I’m excited to get to hear this band for the first time.

In other news, Brad Birkedahl, formerly of The Dempseys, will make his premiere with his new band The Burnin’ Love Band on Thursday, March 4 at Blues City Cafe at 8 PM.  If you can’t make it Thursday, they’ll have shows Friday-Saturday the 5th and 6th as well.  More info about the band on Brad’s website.

Looks like City Market at Main and Union is going to happen.  They won a forgivable loan from the CCDC yesterday.

“25 years ago” in the CA: On February 19, 1985, a restaurant operator on Beale said that if they experienced another year like the last one on Beale, there wouldn’t be any shops left.

Last night I attended the rally for the panhandling and single beer ordinances.  At lunchtime I’ll put up a post reviewing what was said, and two important dates/times in the next five days.

King cake

Here’s a pic of the Nuh-Uh Girl eating a king cake, which she brought to the Saucer’s Mardi Gras celebration/Trivia Bowl last night.

Whoever made the cake forgot to put a baby in it, so it’s unclear who will be supplying next year’s king cake.

Wed update: Good times at Number 10, sidewalks, Chris Brogan, burglars stalking on Foursquare

I came home from work last night, and as I got in the elevator of my building, Number 10 Main, I noticed a sign listing upcoming events. They’re having a wine, cheese and appetizer pairing for residents Friday night. Later this month they’re having “Sunday at the Movies” showing The Shawshank Redemption, and a backgammon tournament. Next month they’re having an Oscar viewing party, a chess tournament, and a supper club field trip to Flight.

Number 10 has been a wonderful place to live for the last 7 years (which reminds me, I need to renew my lease this month to make it 8). As the sign stated, they try to make the place more than an apartment building… they want it to be a community. If you’re thinking about moving Downtown, it’s definitely a place you should consider.

Oh – one note on the wine, cheese and appetizer event this Friday: Free food? Wonder if the Nuh-Uh Girl will show up.

(Since bloggers are now required by law to disclose any monetary interests, I have to mention that Number 10 gives residents a bonus if they refer new tenants. I really do love the place, though, and I think the fact that I haven’t moved in 7 years speaks for itself.)

In the news: Support is building to fix broken sidewalks Downtown. This has been a topic at recent South Main Association meetings, and I’m glad to see it’s moving in the direction of being addressed.

If you’re a fan of marketing guru Chris Brogan, mark the date May 6 on your calendar. He’ll be speaking at the Peabody.

Interesting post I found through Twitter this morning… Someone has created a Foursquare/Twitter mashup called PleaseRobMe. Foursquare is one of my favorite iPhone apps, where you earn points for “checking in” at places around town. Check in more than anyone else at a location and you become the “mayor” of that place. I’m currently the mayor of the Saucer, Downtown Huey’s, and a few random places where I eat lunch.

The PleaseRobMe mashup raises an important point, though: When you check in, it generally means you’re not at home. Since Foursquare can be integrated with Twitter, burglars could follow people whose homes they plan on hitting, to find out when they won’t be there. I live in a controlled-access building (another reason I like Number 10) so I’m not too worried about it, but it’s something Foursquare users might want to consider.

I read on Facebook that alcohol, soft drinks, sweets, and profanity are among the things people are giving up for Lent.  I’m giving up observing Lent for Lent.  I think that’s what Microsoft Excel refers to as a circular reference.

I’ll be at the Center City Commission at 114 N. Main for the meeting/rally in support of the panhandling and single beer ordinances.  Hopefully you will be too.  See you there!

Meet some of Downtown’s most visible street people: Reasons why you should support the panhandling and single beer ordinances

In this post I’d like to introduce you to some of Downtown’s most visible street people, who are out every day hustling.  These people illustrate the need for the ordinances restricting panhandling and single beer sales.

You’ll frequently see “Calvin” on the streets around Beale and the FedExForum. He’ll usually station himself near a metered parking space that is open. Sometimes he’ll wear an orange vest, and when a car approaches he’ll wave a towel in the direction of the space. You may think Calvin is a parking attendant. He’s not. He’s a panhandler with a long arrest history for parking scams and drug and drug paraphernalia charges. The Downtown safety patrol once confiscated a fake parking credential he was using. Under the new panhandling ordinance, panhandling at parking meters would be illegal.

“Billy” has been Downtown causing trouble for years. I decided to nickname him Billy because he has a beard like a billy goat. He likes to hang out in Court Square, or in front of Walgreens or Jack’s Food Store on Main. He’ll approach people with a handshake, asking for money to get something to eat. Once he collects enough, he’ll go buy a beer at the convenience store. He repeats this cycle all day. After several beers, he gets drunk, loud and abusive, especially toward women. A couple of years ago, two sweet English tourists in their early 20s were trying to take a photo of the Main Street Mall, and Billy repeatedly approached them and suggested they do lewd things to an area of his anatomy. I called the police on him and ushered our guests to safety inside Walgreens. I wonder how many tourists have left with a bad impression of Downtown Memphis over the years because of Billy.

“Dallas” likes to do the “tour guide” gimmick. He’ll get copies of the Downtown Merchant Guide and Memphis Flyer (free publications) out of distribution boxes. Then he and another panhandler will attempt to sell them to tourists. I have seen him walk alongside tourists for blocks at a time. Dallas is about 6’3″ and is pretty physically intimidating – I imagine plenty of people have given him money simply because they felt threatened. Walking alongside people as you panhandle them would be banned under the new ordinance.

“Sharp Dressed Bum”, so named because he’s often seen in neatly-pressed club attire, is another panhandler who likes to do the tour guide gimmick. He’ll work the area around the Peabody, the Rendezvous, and Beale, chatting up tourists, then asking them for money. Refusals are usually met with threatening gestures, as though SDB is going to come at you, as well as tirades like, “Well, f*** you then, you f***ing bitch! I don’t need your g****mn money anyway! F*** you! You hear me? F*** you!”

“Beetle” is a master of the art of hanging out. He loves to panhandle in Court Square, then he’ll use the money to go buy beer at a store on the Main Street Mall. Once he starts drinking, he gets in arguments and fights with the other street people. For a while, he had a girlfriend, also a panhandler, whom he got pregnant. They panhandled with the baby (in 45 degree weather) after it was born. Then she got pregnant again, by another man, and in a drunken rage he beat her up. He spent 6 months in jail on an assault conviction, but he’s back on the street now, hanging out in Court Square, panhandling guests on the Sleep Inn patio, sipping on a tallboy of beer.

These are the kinds of troublemakers targeted by the proposed panhandling and single-beer sales ordinances. Take away their ability to panhandle, and suddenly it won’t be profitable for them to hang out Downtown all day. Take away their quarts and 40s, and you’ve taken away the fuel that leads to the arguing, the lewd comments, the fighting. If they want to continue to panhandle, fine – they will still have the option to do it, but it will be passive panhandling in spaces designated by the city, and their intimidating abusive behavior will not be permitted.

“Scratchy” is a homeless man who lives in an alley near Bardog Tavern. Scratchy never bothers anyone. He’ll walk around all day, scratching his beard. If you approach him with an offering of leftover pizza or a cigarette or a Coke, he’ll meekly say “thank you” and take it and walk away. The new ordinances will not affect Scratchy in any way, because he never asks for anything and never goes into stores to buy beer. The proposed ordinances are not aimed at the homeless. Believe me, if we thought any law was being passed that would hurt Scratchy, Downtowners would rise up against it in large numbers.

Please don’t get the idea, after reading all the troublemaker stories above, that Downtown is unsafe. That is not true. I have lived down here 8 years and feel completely safe, and statistics indicate 38103 is the safest zip code in the city. Rather, it’s a handful of individuals such as these who create the perception that Downtown is unsafe. It’s costing the area millions in revenue from people who have a bad experience and decide never to come back. As a resident, it’s costing me potential friends I never get to make, because people who consider moving Downtown have a bad experience and decide to remain out east. I want my neighborhood to finally live up to its potential, and the ordinances are an important step in that direction.

Please consider coming to the rally at the Center City Commission (114 N. Main, at Adams) tomorrow at 5:30 PM to show your support for the proposed ordinances. More information on the ordinances and how to support them here.