I woke up this morning and got on Facebook. One of my Facebook friends had posted a pic of Downtown’s biggest female douchebag (I won’t name names, but she’s appeared on this site in a tube top within the past month) making the duckface as she posed for a pic. I guess it’s time to link to AntiDuckface.com again.
To quote from their site:
you know that face you make when you’re about to take that perfect picture of yourself for the internet?
you know, the pose where you push your mouth out in that sort of pout / kiss face to make it look like you’ve got big pouty lips, a super-defined jawline, and model-quality cheekbones?
it’s called “duckface”
STOP DOING IT.
IT ISN’T SEXY.
YOU LOOK STUPID.
REALLY, REALLY STUPID.