Hi there. It’s Sunday at 11 AM and I’m still drunk from last night. Started the day at the Saucer about 4 yesterday, then went with my friend Lee to Kooky Canuck to eat. Magan was working. The hot one. The other one was there too, but who cares about her. Anyway, I had the corn brats, which were excellent as usual. While there, I came up with a brilliant idea. Lee should run a clothesline out his window. Then, when his dogs need to go out, he could just clothespin them to the line and move the line so they’re out the window and can pee and poop from the second floor. They’d probably be so scared that they’d get it done quickly. Then he could pull them back in, and he’d never have to go outside himself. I should get a $5,000/week consulting fee for coming up with brilliant ideas like this.
So anyway, we got done eating, and I decided to go back to the Saucer for another beer. I managed to convince Lee that he needed to have another beer too. While there, I ran into the elusive and mysterious Kimmy Kim. Due to staffing at the Saucer, the E&M KK was not the shortest person in the building for the first time ever. I ended up going to Bardog and then Paula & Raiford’s with the elusive and mysterious Kimmy Kim. Man… Paula & Raiford’s was the place to be last night. The entire club was packed and people were dancing their ass off. I got pics of the elusive & mysterious Kimmy Kim, and I could post them, and I probably should, but I can’t… it’s like posting pics of Mr. Wrestling II without his mask on. You just don’t do it.
Anyway, you people better be glad I have posts saved in Drafts, so you have something better to read today than this crap. It’s 11:30 now. Saucer opens in a half hour and Sunday Fun Day will begin.