More Tuesday news: Valentine’s Day at Trolley Stop Market, cheap salsa lessons, Memphis in May volunteers, karaoke (ugh) at Bar None, Madison tea returns, Urban Outfitters job fair, take Twitter convos private, Visible School

That may be the longest post title in the history of this blog. This has been a very, very newsy day.

Normally I’m not one to blog about Valentine’s Day dinners Downtown (or elsewhere), because I think the holiday sucks. However, I have to admit this is a really cool option – Trolley Stop Market is having A Tasty Soiree that night. It will be a fancy affair, with candlelight, flowers, white linens, chocolate, music by the Adams Avenue Camerata, and a three-course locally-inspired meal. Trolley Stop Market is one of the best new restaurants Downtown, and if I celebrated this Satanic holiday it is where I would be taking a date. E-mail trolleystopmarket@live.com or call 901-526-1361 for reservations.

The Rumba Room (@RumbaRoomMphsTN) tweeted that Salsa Memphis will be offering 5 salsa lessons for $25 for the remainder of this month. If you’ve ever wanted to learn how to salsa, you likely won’t find a better deal than this.

Memphis in May will hold a Volunteer Expo Thursday night from 6 to 8 in Central Station. If you want to help with MiM (Music Fest, BBQ Fest, Sunset Symphony, International Week) as well as enjoy the events, this is where you can learn how to get involved. Honored country this year is Belgium.

I saw a Facebook post by Bar None that they’re having a Ladies Night on Wednesdays. Hmmm, I thought, might have to stop by. Even if I don’t get a discount on drinks, it’s a good deal if the female-to-male ratio is favorable. Then I read on and discovered that Wednesday night at Bar None is also… UGH…

Karaoke.

If you’re into karaoke, don’t get me wrong, this would be a good place to go. Good food, good wine and liquor selection, good atmosphere for that kind of event. Unfortunately for me, I like karaoke about as much as I like Bruce Pearl, so I’ll pass on Wednesday night. Have fun, and if you go to Bar None Thursday-Tuesday (it’s open 7 days a week now) maybe I’ll see you there.

Afternoon tea at the Madison Hotel, a staple there from opening in 2002 until it was discontinued in early 2010, was brought back for the 2010 holiday season. It proved so popular that they’re keeping it permanently. You can enjoy tea at the Madison from 2 to 4 PM weekdays.

This afternoon Kerry posted to the I Love Memphis Blog that there will be a job fair for the new Cooper-Young Urban Outfitters store next Tuesday and Wednesday, January 25 and 26. It will be held Downtown at the Holiday Inn Select. Applicants are asked to bring a resume, and are asked to show up dressed as they would if they already worked for Urban Outfitters. Gotta love a job fair where it’s a bad idea to show up in a tie.

Here’s a tip I saw today on how to move your Twitter conversation to a private Twitter chat room. Some of the people I follow on Twitter REALLY need to learn to use this feature. #HappyMexican8

The Visible School will have a ground-breaking event for their new facilities, to be located at 200 Madison, at 10:30 AM on Tuesday, February 1. The independent music and worship arts college hopes to move into its new campus within the next year.

Time for trivia at the Saucer. Who knows, maybe there will be another drunk post tonight. Thinking about bringing them back on a more regular basis. I haven’t been offending enough people lately.