Tue update: The Great Food Truck Race, CY Beerfest has new site, WordPress scores a coup, and more

So, today it was revealed that Arnold Schwarzenegger is a baby daddy. Maria Shriver left him because he fathered a child with his housekeeper. Attn Arnold: If you need any advice on being a baby daddy, we have a former mayor who is an expert. I don’t have his number, but just show up at Piccadilly Cafeteria in Whitehaven around lunchtime and you’re likely to find him.

The Food Network’s The Great Food Truck Race will be in Memphis tomorrow. Prediction: Tomorrow is about to become a vacation day for the Nuh-Uh Girl.

Cooper-Young Beerfest has a new website. I’ve been to several beer festivals in Memphis that were quite good, but Cooper-Young is the best one. The date is October 15, from 1 to 5 PM in the Lifelink parking lot.

Ques Brothers team sponsor WordPress announced a big score today: Major League Baseball is moving to WordPress. Now that’s what I call WINNING.

(By the way, I absolutely HATED the whole “WINNING” thing until last Friday night. Now I’ve used it in two consecutive posts)

My attorney friends might enjoy reading today’s featured Wikipedia article on the CSI effect.

Stuff going on tonight: Trivia nights at Ferraro’s Pizzeria & Pub (8 PM) and Flying Saucer (7 PM); half yards of beer for $5 at Bar None; pint night at Bardog from 7 PM to 3 AM, all pint drafts $3. Also, Bardog will be drawing for two tickets to Bon Jovi tonight at 10; get an entry into the drawing each time you buy a Miller Lite bottle.

WINNING

It’s 1:14 AM and I’m still up but for good reason. I went to poker at the Silly Goose tonight and the final 3 ended up being Brick, Michael Bean and me. I was so ready for the classic heads-up Paul vs. Brick showdown that I’ve blogged and Facebooked about for many weeks. Alas, it was not to be. Brick went all-in on a hand and, well, hit a brick on the flop, turn and river. Then next hand, Bean went all-in blind. I called with 10-9 suited. He flipped over Q-9 but I hit a 10 on the flop to take him out.

First prize was a $50 tab and I had run up a grand total of $6, leaving me a $44 tab to cash in at a later date.

Our BBQ team booth had a guardian angel this year

It was a Friday night in July 2006. The Romanians were in town working for the summer and living in an apartment at Front and Union. Early in the evening I met one of girls, who later came to be nicknamed The Romanian Sensation, at Sleep Out Louie’s for a drink before she left for work.

As we were chatting, she felt a light tug on her ponytail and I heard from behind, “Hey, Pauly!” I turned around to see my friend “Big Dave” Burnette. Dave played football for Arkansas and went on to play in the NFL for the Falcons and Cowboys. Dave was a true hulk of a man, standing somewhere between 6’7″ and 6’9″ with a bald head.

Dave had mistaken the Romanian Sensation for someone else who had similar long blond hair. When she turned around, he was shocked that he’d pulled the ponytail of someone he didn’t know. “Miss, I am SO sorry,” he told her several times. The Sensation didn’t react well. She turned her back to Big Dave and for the next 5 minutes acted like a turtle retreating into its shell. Dave tried to apologize to her several more times, but he sensed he was making her uncomfortable (through no fault of his own; she overreacted to what was an innocent mistake) and let her be.

Every time I saw Dave for the next several months afterward, he said to me, “Paul, I am so sorry I upset your Romanian friend.” I thought it was funny that a former pro football player would be so concerned about the feelings of a five-foot-tall girl who had long since gone back home. That’s how Big Dave was, though. A gentle giant.

The next year, the Ques Brothers were founded and Big Dave and I became BBQ teammates. When Dave found out I was an Arkansas fan, he and I had many lengthy discussions about Arkansas football and our chances of getting to a BCS bowl. The Hogs finally got there last fall, and Dave went to the Sugar Bowl to watch his nephew, quarterback Ryan Mallett.

Last Monday I jumped out of bed with enthusiasm, celebrating the start of vacation. My mood fell through the floor, however, when I logged on to Facebook and saw a bunch of “RIP Big Dave, we miss you” messages. Dave had played a game of basketball Monday morning. After the game, he suffered a heart attack and passed away. He was fifty years old.

Like me, Big Dave was a big poker fan, but we never got a chance to play together much. Dave, I hope I have many years before I meet up with you again, but when I do perhaps we can get a $1/$2 cash game going up there. I know you were watching over our BBQ team booth this weekend, and I’m sure you saw the outpouring of love for you from your many friends. Rest in peace, brother.

 

Thursday night we hung Dave's photo over the entrance to the Ques Brothers booth. Our booth had a guardian angel this year.

10 BBQ Fest 2011 memories

Ten of the best memories of BBQ Fest this year, in no particular order:

– Dancing with Audrey in the Ques brothers booth

– The antelope that Nikki’s parents brought from Montana. I never knew antelope tasted so good.

– Suzy. Tube top. ‘Nuff said.

– Watching the tribute video of Big Dave made by Willy. Not Willie, our cook, or Willie Jr., our assistant cook, but another Willy who was great friends with Dave.

– The WITCH who came in our booth, ate and drank, then threw a full cup of water on me. She probably thinks she ruined my Friday and that I spent the rest of the night steaming about the incident. I hope one of my friends who was there tells her how the rest of my Friday went.

– The couple from Holland who we met on the shuttle. They came to our booth and got a tour of our cooking rig. One of the things I most enjoy about BBQ Fest is showing first-timers around.

– The rig itself. It’s the first time we’ve used a two-story trailer rather than scaffolding. You could tell it was not a new trailer – we rented it from a former team and it was a bit rusty in places – but the team enjoyed it. It was far less work than setting scaffolding up.

– Donna, the suckling pig that was served for dinner Wednesday night at the Squeal Street booth

– Pre-gaming at the Saucer every day. Frequently heard quote: “Well, you know… I was going to leave… but you know, I think I’m going to have ONE MORE!”

– The emergence of Bud Light into the premium beer category. Several of my friends didn’t want to drink the Natty that was being served in our booth, so they went to the store and bought Bud Light instead.

Still one more BBQ Fest post to come. Check back.

Flying Saucer raising money for flood victims

If you stop by the Flying Saucer this week, stick a dollar or two in the big bottle. They’re collecting money for victims of the Mississippi River flood that chased thousands of people out of their homes. The bottle is at the near end of the bar, where the servers play with their cell phones wait on beers to be poured.

BBQ Fest Day 3: Saturday

COLD was the theme of BBQ Fest yesterday. It never got much above 60 and was windy most of the day. I wore my PBR hoodie and shorts. It was still a good day, but for tube top viewing it was rather bad.

Nikki is cold
Lauren is cold
Sausages of all shapes and sizes
Artichokes, which are said to be good for the liver.
Chuck’s baked beans were just about the best I’ve ever tasted.
This “load-out” event you speak of, it happens at the Saucer, right?
We had a special guest appearance by one of the Teletubbies.

Complete Saturday album here. Less than 100 pics this time, as is typical when I slow down on Saturday. We got 4th in Ms. Piggie, 5th in Best Booth and 10th in Best T-shirt. I’m not sure of our exact placement in Shoulder but have heard that we were in the top 20.

Apologies to everyone whose calls and texts went unreturned the past few days. I had a heck of a time getting a cell signal, and much of the time it was so noisy that I didn’t hear my phone go off.

KUDOS KUDOS KUDOS to Memphis in May. Given the severely limited amount of planning time they had, they put together an incredible event. Also kudos to Harrah’s for the shuttle service. I expected long waits to get to the fairgrounds and back, but the shuttles were efficient and available. Next time I go to Tunica, I plan on making Harrah’s my stop, to show them my appreciation.

And now it’s over. Back to reality. Grizzlies vs. Thunder Game 7 is on ABC at 2:30. If I had to guess where I’m watching it, I’d say Saucer but I’m open to other ideas.

I have one more post to do that is sort of related to BBQ Fest, a post that should have gone up Tuesday or Wednesday but due to timing, I haven’t typed it yet. Check back.

BBQ Fest Day 2: Friday

I don’t want the location change to be permanent, but I have to admit, this year is probably the most fun I have ever had at BBQ Fest. Let’s see what happened yesterday.

Future world champions awaiting a date with a grill.
BBQ pizza
As soon as the pizza came out, the Nuh-Uh Girl showed up.
Those are WordPress pins. Gotta promote the sponsor, ya know.
Antelope
Mid-afternoon, smoked sausage and wings came off the grill...
... and look who showed up for her 16th snack of the day.

 

Susie and Chelsea checking out the view from the second floor. I told them to alert me if any tube tops were approaching.
WordPress head guru Matt Mullenweg gets in some hammock time before the sun sets.
Lauren and friend getting down
Uncle Ray getting down
Christy getting down
Audrey and Steve. In the belief that good-looking girls bring in more good-looking girls, we handed Audrey a bunch of guest wristbands and stationed her in front of our booth.

Complete photo album here (200 photos). Some people better be glad I didn’t turn on Facebook’s auto-tagging feature. I just could not have had a better time. Even the bitch who got kicked out of our booth for throwing a drink couldn’t ruin the good vibe we had. Apologies to a few guests who I didn’t get to spend as much time with as I’d have liked.

Time to do it again. Pre-game at the Saucer at 11 AM.

Blackened voodoo wings @ Court House Deli

Wednesday I went to Court House Deli and tried their newest item, blackened voodoo wings. Very very tasty and the ranch dressing was a perfect complement.

Every time I go to Court House Deli I marvel at what an assembly line they run at lunchtime rush hour. They get the food out quick and it’s all outstanding. In addition to the wings, I highly recommend the mushroom swiss burger, the crawfish etoufee, the Cajun chili and the red beans and rice.

BBQ Fest cargo shorts

Left upper pocket: Assorted change. Breath strips. Digital camera. iPhone.

Right upper pocket: Keys, pens. On Friends & Family night, admission ticket.

Left lower pocket: Guest wristbands to the Ques Brothers booth.

Right lower pocket: iPhone charger. Spare batteries (2) for the camera.

Left back pocket: Wallet.

Right back pocket: Note pad. Not really necessary since I use Evernote on my iPhone, but handy to have as a backup.

Waist loop: Growl towel in support of the Grizzlies.

Wrist: BBQ Fest 3-day pass, Ques Brothers team wristband, Ques shuttle wristband.