It’s pool season and I’m about to lay down the law. I’ve seen too many status updates, checkins and pics on Facebook involving pools that are a waste of my time.
This is how it is: If you are female and hot, if you check in at a pool or post a Facebook status update from a pool, you owe us a full-on bikini shot from head to toe. No substitutes. No shots of the water in the pool. We know that there’s water in the pool; otherwise what would be the point? No shots of your damn feet laying out. Here’s a secret. Guys don’t care about your feet. You can spend mega $$$ for a pedicure but we don’t care. We want to see the goods. Full on bikini shot head to toe.
To the very few of my Facebook friends who get this, I award you an Outstanding Performance During Tube Top Month Without Actually Wearing a Tube Top trophy. Feel free to save the image of this trophy and post to your profiles. You are an inspiration, and I most definitely appreciate what you do. The rest of you need to catch up.