Cordova sucks but at least they have Fireball at their Flying Saucer now

Last night I received reports from two different sources that the Cordova Flying Saucer received a case of Fireball to sell. Fireball is a cinnamon whisky which “tastes like heaven, burns like hell.” It is relatively inexpensive compared to most shots, and has become one of the most popular liquors Downtown. Now Cordova can get in on the fun. My recommendation to Cordovans is that you keep drinking Fireball until you forget you’re in a neighborhood that SUCKS. Enjoy the view of Germantown Parkway and the strip malls as you drink!

I hope this means that the Fireball at the Memphis Flying Saucer will happen soon. One argument I heard for not carrying Fireball is “why should we carry it, we already have Jager.” That makes no sense. On a weekend night when I don’t have to get up and go to work the next day, I could easily do four or five shots of Fireball. There is absolutely no way I would do four or five shots of Jager in one night. Besides, women love Fireball, and wouldn’t it be a good thing to get more women to hang out at the Downtown Saucer? If you’d like to see Fireball, be sure to mention it to the managers next time you go in.

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