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As I was waking up this morning, I thought to myself, “You know what I need to do? Go back and re-read the works of Shakespeare.” They’re available online for free and it would be nice to read Shakespeare’s plays when I am not being forced to read them and write book reports and take tests. I especially want to re-read his tragedies. In the tragedies, most of the main characters get themselves into trouble because they possess a character trait called hubris.

From Wikipedia: “In its modern usage, hubris denotes overconfident pride and arrogance. Hubris is often associated with a lack of humility, though not always with the lack of knowledge.”

Damn. Almost 400 years after his death, Shakespeare’s works are still relevant. By the way, I wonder if anyone is going to do anything special in 2016, the 400th anniversary of his death?

On to the news… Kevin Cerrito hosts “The Walking Dead” trivia tonight at Tamp & Tap at 7. Also, don’t forget that tomorrow is PRO WRESTLING TRIVIA!!!!!! (with six exclamation points) at 8 at the Green Beetle.

Tomorrow at Central BBQ downtown starting at 5, you can go snipe hunting. Help Memphis Made kill its last keg of Snipe Hunter. There will be snipes hidden around the restaurant and if you find one, you will be rewarded with T-shirts or free beer.

The Plan B Comedy Tour is coming to the Brass Door Saturday night at 9. Seven comedians will perform, including Jamie Ward who was recently on Fox’s “Laughs.” These up-and-comers have been touring all over the Southeast, so come check them out.

The monthly South Main Association meeting is next Tuesday at 6 PM at the Memphis College of Art grad school, 477 S. Main. Six MCA students will present their concepts for crosswalk art, with installation planned for next spring. Cash bar, SMA members free, $10 non-members.

Follow @kookycanuck on Twitter for info on when the restaurant will re-open after Monday’s fire. They’re shooting for dinner tonight if all the equipment gets there on time.

Check out A Taste of Wellness, the Church Health Center’s new healthy cooking blog.

I’m getting my first haircut since Memorial Day week after work, so I’ll be late getting to my usual Wednesday Silly Goose stop after work. Time to run some errands and then get back to a fun afternoon of tracking down missing semicolons in PHP code.