Monday update

I want to start off this post with a huge congratulations to my friend Heath and his team Victory Lane BBQ. They were in Orange Beach, Alabama this past weekend, competing in the World Food Championships. They came in 5th out of 89 teams in BBQ. Way to go! Also congratulations to local team Porkosaurus, who competed in the WFC as well. To even get an invite to that event is a sign you’re the best of the best!

The Tubby Smith era begins for real tonight as the Memphis Tigers play their first regular-season game tonight at FedExForum at 7. The opponent is UTRGV, University of Texas – Rio Grande Valley. I’d say the Tigers will probably win, but then a week ago I said Hillary would probably win. These days I’m done making predictions.

Legendary graphic designer Aaron Draplin makes an appearance in Memphis tonight at Clayborn Temple at 7. He’ll discuss his new book, Pretty Much Everything, in an event hosted by Creative Works. $12 to get in. Copies of the book and other merchandise will be on sale.

The Salty Dogs running group is running to the Harahan Bridge tonight at 7. It’s free to participate and Bardog Tavern is the meeting point.

Do you have a passion for teaching and history? Elmwood Cemetery is always looking for volunteers to lead tours. Email Kelly at historian@elmwoodcemetery.org if you are interested in learning about becoming a volunteer guide.

Check out the MemphisWeather.net forecast for the week. Looks like ideal patio weather! By the way, I will be off work and Downtown this Friday, so if anyone wants to meet up for patio dranks, hit me up!

If any of you are on AdultFriendFinder, you better change your password. Usernames, passwords, IP addresses, VIP statuses, and purchase histories have been exposed.

Did you know that AutoZone Park can host your holiday events? I have to admit, that’s an event space I never thought of. Then again, I’m not a party planner, so why would I, I suppose…

It’s a painful year to be an Arkansas fan. At least the Hogs got bowl-eligible already, but it’s hard to watch them lose to one SEC West team after another. If Arkansas was in the SEC East, they would probably be 9-1 right now. Checking out the Week 12 game schedule, I see that the Razorbacks have their best chance to win one in the SEC West, versus Mississippi State, will happen at 6 PM Saturday. Looks like an evening at my home away from home on the south side, Max’s Sports Bar, will be in order.

That’s it for now. Back tomorrow with more news.

Ghost River doing brunch tomorrow, Santa’s Wonderland, and more Saturday news

There’s a new brunch option Downtown this Sunday! Ghost River will have Sunday brunch from 12 to 9 in their new taproom at Main and Crump. Flying Sobies Food Truck Chronicles will be on site serving up chicken and waffles, and of course football will be on in the taproom.

Santa’s Wonderland is back at Bass Pro. There will be a special preview this afternoon, with Santa’s arrival at 5 PM. Free Santa stress balls will be given away and there will be tons of crap that kids like to do.

Geez. It’s November 12. Then again, you have to think of it from a kid’s perspective. I remember the Christmas when I was six years old – on September 5 I got the Sears and JCPenney Christmas catalogs and went through them circling the items I wanted Santa to bring me and talked about them nonstop for the next three months and 20 days. So yeah, I guess I see Bass Pro’s point here.

“World of Wonka” is the theme today at Craig Brewer and Black Lodge’s Pandemonium Cinema Showcase at the historic Cossett Library at 4 PM. This is a free interactive film screening that invites you to go beyond the movies. Celebrating the 45th anniversary of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, the original movie will be shown, followed by James and the Giant Peach, and then a second screening of Willy Wonka. There will be sing-a-longs, shadow casts, shifting sets, visual tricks and interactive candy. What is that you ask? It means that Oompa Loompas will bring you the candy you see when the scenes happen in the movie.

Thank goodness I haven’t attempted any of these after Sunday Fun Day at the Blind Bear: 30 reasons why drunk people need to stay out of the kitchen

There will be a celebration on Thursday, December 8 from 4-7 for the grand opening of the Edge Triangle. The Triangle is a collaboration between Memphis College of Art, the Medical District Collaborative, Memphis City Beautiful, and the neighborhood association out there to build a truly public greenspace that humans and their dogs can enjoy. There will be food vendors, music, and other activities.

You know what I realized as I typed that last paragraph? I have covered happenings in The Edge lots of times in my blog, but other than BBQ team meetings at Holliday Flowers I haven’t gone out there. I have talked the talk. I haven’t walked the walk. That needs to change. I WILL BE THERE on the 8th!

A computer bug killed a lot of people on Facebook yesterday.

I missed the Raspberry McStout Face!

I need to make a field trip to Memphis Made sometime soon. I need to arrange it so I can walk next door and see my fav bartender Hannah at Aldo’s Pizza Pies Midtown, then up to Slider Inn to see my “DAWG” John D.

OH DEAR GOD NO:

I had a friend who traveled to Calgary and Edmonton, Alberta, Canada (if I can be serious for a minute) for work a few years ago and he told me they were really nice places. Put Cruz on the Supreme Court and I will be finding out if that’s true.

In better news, this is a third part of a trilogy I would like to see:

Time to go get my morning caffeine. Heading out to the Memphis Farmers Market about 10.

Friday update #2

Today I will start off with a quiz for Memphis drivers.

You’re driving north on I-240 N and just passed the Union exit. You are in the center lane, but you are about to change lanes to the right lane so you can get off at the I-40 W exit. What do you do?

A) Check Pinterest to see if you can find a good crockpot recipe for tomorrow’s dinner
B) Text your boyfriend to see how his day is going
C) Use your turn signal
D) Comment on the cute photo your friend posted on Facebook of her pet chihuahua

Sunday we fell back from Daylight Time to Standard Time, and every year it seems like the time change makes Memphis drivers even more stupid than they already are. Twice this week I have nearly been sideswiped by someone texting, veering wildly from one side of the lane to another. Yesterday I was almost rear-ended at Malfunction Junction.

Here’s another quiz.

You’re driving south on I-55, heading toward the paradise that is North Mississippi. All of the sudden it starts to rain heavily. What do you do?

A) Go 15 MPH faster than usual
B) Check Twitter to see if there’s news about “The Voice”
C) Tailgate
D) Turn your headlights on

Carrie Underwood brings her “Storyteller” tour to FedExForum Sunday at 7 PM. Underwood is a six-time Grammy winner and an ACM Female Vocalist of the Year.

The Arcade is giving veterans 15% off today. (Edit: Now I’m seeing 50% on Twitter. You get food at less than full price today, that much I know.)

If you want to watch some real ‘Muricans battle some bad hombres, the Brass Door is hosting the official American Outlaws watch party for the US Men’s National Team’s World Cup qualifying match vs. Mexico. The game will be held in Columbus, Ohio. Oh man, my heart cries for Columbus, whose streets must be teeming with guns and drugs that the Mexican national team undoubtedly brought with them. Good thing Trump is going to build that wall soon!

Trump’s victory is reason for Millington to celebrate.

South Main Association members, don’t forget about Tuesday’s meeting at Film Row Century House. It’s at 151 Vance, at the corner of Vance and Second. Owner Anton Mack will discuss the past and future of this historic house, which once was a distribution center for 20th Century Fox. There will also be a vote on the 2017 SMA board. Beverages and apps courtesy of Anton Mack and SMA. 6 PM start time. Free for members, $10 for guests.

Want to score some Seattle Seahawks tickets for free? Here’s your chance. According to FiveThirtyEight’s Significant Digits newsletter, Seahawks linebacker Cassius Marsh is a lifelong fan of the game “Magic: The Gathering,” but he recently lost his collection of cards, valued at $20,000-$25,000. If you can find Marsh’s cards, you get two tickets to a Seahawks game.

(Colin puts on sleuth hat)

Bleu will be open for Thanksgiving brunch on Thursday, November 24 from 11 to 4. $45 + tax + grat for adults, $20 for kids under 12, free for kids under 5. To make reservations, call 901-334-5950.

That’s it for now. I’ll hit the Silly Goose after work then figure out the rest of my Friday evening plans.

Friday morning update

Happy Veterans Day and thank you to all of those who are currently serving or have served in the past. My favorite weather site, MemphisWeather.net, had a blog post yesterday that they are giving away free MWN apps to active and retired military and first responders. Here are more deals and discounts for our veterans.

There will be a Veterans Day parade this morning at 10 AM proceeding down Second Street from Exchange to Monroe. 500-1200 are expected.

Today at The 101, 101 S. Main, there will be a Taste & See pop-up shop from 9 AM to 5 PM. They will have jewelry, custom ornaments, and a tasting for holiday orders.

The final pop-up beer garden at Fourth Bluff on the river happens this evening. Devil Train will perform 5:30-8:30. Mobile beer vendor The Tapbox will be serving great craft beer, and there will be several food trucks. You’re invited to bring your own lawn chairs and blankets. There will be activities for children and families. These free, public events are designed to invigorate previously underused green spaces on the river.

Just wanted to throw out a reminder that Howl at the Moon happens this Saturday 6-11 at The Warehouse at Front and G.E. Patterson. This is a fundraiser for the Streetdog Foundation that rescues, fosters, and adopts dogs. There will be cocktails including the Howler. Music by Shufflegrit, James and the Ultrasounds, South Side Supper Club, Eric Crays, Kim Garmon, Allessandra Daniele, and evening dance party by DJ Tree. Tickets are $40 in advance or $50 at the door.

Instructor Caroline Schmidt will hold an Introduction to Ayurveda workshop at Downtown Yoga tomorrow, Saturday, November 12, from noon to 1:30 PM. Don’t know what Ayurveda is? (This may shock you, but I didn’t either.) Wikipedia to the rescue.

If you were planning to cross Big River Crossing today, you need to heed this information:

The Tin Roof will have a big party on Wednesday, November 23, Thanksgiving Eve. There will be a beer pong tournament with cash prizes (free to enter), $12 pitchers of beer, and $5 whiskey. There will be live music by Bonfire Orchestra and DJ Epic.

Photos: The Crowne Plaza, the hotel nearest to St. Jude, celebrates its rebirth with $7 million in renovations.

Beware if you get a call from 901-647-6251. It called me yesterday morning. I didn’t answer and they didn’t leave a voicemail. I typed the number into Google and found that the call originated from a cell tower in Gujarat, India. Nearly 100% certain it was a scammer. It is no longer safe to assume that a call from a 901 number comes from a West Tennessee phone.

Having enjoyed success with Brexit and the United States presidential election, Trump’s troll army turns its attention to Europe. In particular, the alt-right trolls are attempting to influence the upcoming election in France. This is starting to remind me of the year 1848, when there were a series of revolutions in multiple countries. However, most of those revolutions turned out to be failures.

Oh, that reminds me… several days ago, I said that Hillary Clinton reminded me of a historical figure in politics, and after the election I would tell you which one. That figure was Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord, foreign minister of France in the early 19th century. Talleyrand was the most skilled politician and diplomat of his generation, and his sharp negotiation skills kept France from being partitioned and led to the restoration of the House of Bourbon after Napoleon was defeated. It was clear that he acted in the best interests of France, but it was also very clear (and he didn’t try very much to hide it) that he took bribes. When people came to him with an issue needing resolution, his response was typically “Have you money? I have found that most any problem can be solved, if there’s money.” If he had lived two centuries later in America, people would be donating to the Talleyrand Foundation in the hopes of political favors.

Hillary admitted that she made a mistake when she called nearly half of Trump’s supporters “deplorables.” It fired those supporters up and they not only embraced the nasty name, they put it on T-shirts to troll her. Although I don’t agree with Trump supporters on much, that was funny. It’s the kind of thing I would do myself. Sticks and stones!

Off to work, possibly another post later today.

Thursday update: Volunteer Odyssey pop-up parties, Farmers Market and more

A couple of days ago, I wrote that this year’s Downtown Vision Awards would be presented at the Halloran Centre on Wednesday, November 16, and that I was SUPER EXCITED about one of the recipients. Today the CA has an article about the awards. One of the Innovators’ Awards will go to my friends Patrick and Deni Reilly, owners of the Majestic Grille which celebrated its 10th anniversary this year. They do so much to promote Downtown. They are very deserving of the award and I can’t think of a more appropriate year for them to receive it than this one. Congratulations Patrick and Deni.

Volunteer Odyssey is holding four pop-up volunteer parties at The 101, 101 S. Main, in the coming weeks. The dates and times are Monday, November 21 11 AM-2 PM; Tuesday, November 29 11 AM-2 PM; another party on the 29th 5-9 PM; and then another party in the evening Tuesday, December 6 5-8 PM. Pick the one that best fits your schedule and learn about ways you can do good in Memphis.

Savor the Season is the theme at Memphis Farmers Market this Saturday. There are only two Markets left in the regular season, this week and next, for you to savor the fresh produce, the food, the music, the friendly environment. After that the pavilion will be empty until April, except for a special holiday market on December 10. Adam Levine will supply the live music Saturday from 10 to 12:30. From 9 to 11 kids can make Thanksgiving- or autumn-themed crafts to take home. Real Good Dog Rescue will be there doing adoptions. The Market runs from 7 to 1 Saturday at the corner of Front and G.E. Patterson.

With only two Markets left, it goes without saying that I WILL BE THERE. Sadly, this will be the first Market all season long when it will be too cold for me to wear shorts. Post-Market, I will head over to Earnestine & Hazel’s to have a couple PBRs at Clarence’s bar, then over to Max’s Sports Bar where there will be plenty of good early Saturday football watching. State will attempt to knock off Bama, I’ll be a Kentucky fan for a week as they play Tennessee, South Carolina will clash with Florida, and the Longhorns of Texas will play good ole West Virginny, all at 11 AM. I wonder if those two girls who played all that good jukebox music at E&H will be back this week. I would like to be friends with them.

There’s a pre-sale for the WWE Smackdown Live tour coming to FedExForum in January. Use the code below to get your tickets a day before the general public can.

Country music artist and Grand Ole Opry member Pam Tillis plays the Halloran Centre tonight at 7:30.

MILESTONE: In over 10,000 blog posts, this is the first one where I have used “ole” twice.

Tomorrow evening, Brown Bear, Brown Bear and other treasured stories plays the Orpheum at 6:30. However, bring the kids early to make crafts:

Mini-mimosas in a can have made their way to the shelves at Miss Cordelia’s. These are perfect for tailgating.

Dear God. People in California are talking about seceding, in the days after Trump’s victory in the presidential election. There is also a petition to get electors pledged to Trump to vote for Hillary Clinton instead. I do not support either of those movements. As unhappy (and scared) as I am about what happened Tuesday, come January 20, Donald Trump is my president and I hope and pray that he will work to make ALL Americans’ lives better.

However, I don’t support the “stop whining, it’s over, accept it” people posting on Facebook either. Many voters believed that with their help, the glass ceiling would finally be broken and a woman would hold the highest office in the land 97 years after women were given the vote. That’s a big deal. Give those voters time to grieve the result of this election. However, I’d like to offer a word to those grieving. Bill Clinton described his wife as the biggest change-maker he has ever known. When you get done grieving, pick up the mantle from Hillary Clinton. YOU be the agent of change. Start a movement to get an amendment that abolishes the Electoral College. Start working on a plan for 2018, to sweep the bums in Congress who stood by Trump out of office. We can’t do anything about the White House for four years, but we can work together to get women into other important positions of power. Let this electoral setback embolden you into action.

As for me, I am going to be emboldened into having a few PBRs at the Silly Goose after work. Got a lot more news that will go up in either a late-afternoon post today or an early-morning post tomorrow.

“Next”: the concept that produces less-than-ideal presidential nominees

A concept that has tripped up political parties’ presidential nominees for more than 30 years is the concept of “next.” As in, this person has been a top party dignitary for quite some time, now it is their time to run. They’re anointed “next,” overlooking their flaws and their inability to excite the electorate.

Walter Mondale was “next” for the Democrats in 1984. He’d served his time as Jimmy Carter’s vice-president. Now it was his time. Except that, despite being a man of ideas who was clearly qualified for office, he was boring. Worse, his boringness was a contrast to the charm of President Reagan, a people person if there ever was one. Mondale lost in a landslide.

Bob Dole was “next” for the Republicans in 1996. He’d served as Ford’s running mate in 1976, he built up a name in unsuccessful presidential primary runs in 1980 and 1988, and like Mondale he clearly had the qualifications for the office. But he too was boring. And old. You’d think the Republicans would have put forth someone who could better match President Clinton’s charisma and youth. They didn’t. It was seen as Dole’s time. Dole’s nomination handed Bill Clinton a second term on a silver platter.

John Kerry was “next” for the Democrats in 2004. He was in his fourth term in the Senate, and had served on the Foreign Relations Committee. He was clearly more qualified than George W. Bush. But Kerry was an unexciting candidate, and the American public decided they were happy with what they had in Dubya, even though many of them disagreed with his invasion of Iraq,

Ronald Reagan energized the American electorate in 1980. A former actor, he wasn’t as qualified as some of his primary opponents (including Dole) or as President Carter. He also wasn’t “next.” But Republican voters understood that he was the man who could win over the entire voting public – not just them – and he was swept into office.

Barack Obama energized the American electorate in 2008. He wasn’t “next” – Hillary Clinton was, and although qualified for the office, he wasn’t as qualified as Clinton. However, his enthusiasm and optimism won over the Democratic base, and they knew they had the man with both the ideas and the charm to lead the country. He defeated war hero John McCain in the general election, bringing the Democratic party back to the White House for the first time in eight years.

Donald Trump energized the American electorate (or at least enough of it) in 2016. Although unqualified to be president and often vile and hateful, he tapped into a root emotion of the American public – deep dissatisfaction with the status quo. Facing a flawed opponent, he was able to flip states in his opponent’s “blue firewall” red, ascending to the presidency.

Trump’s flawed opponent, Hillary Clinton, was “next” in 2016. It was her time after almost being “next” in 2008. Even though polls showed that her primary opponent, Bernie Sanders, would win more states, and even though she had some skeletons in her closet from her days as Secretary of State and her involvement with the Clinton Foundation, Democrats went with what was familiar.

Both political parties would do themselves a favor if they got away from the concept of “next.” If they started evaluating candidates on not only their ideas, but the ability to excite the entire American public – not just the party base – about those ideas.

For the Democrats specifically, I have one piece of advice for you.

Get rid of superdelegates.

Sinners for Saints raises $15K+ and more Wednesday news

I want to start off this blog post with positive news about how much we can accomplish when we all come together. Two Saturdays ago, the Sinners for Saints party happened at Stop 345. There were many Jello shots consumed, people danced, fortunes were told… and in the process raised $15,350 for the Church Health Center, giving low-income working families access to health care services they otherwise would not be likely to afford. No matter who is president, no matter which party controls Congress, let us take solace in the fact that there are unlimited opportunities for us to work with each other and help others the way the Sinners for Saints organizers have done.

Save the date, because Sinners for Saints Ball III: Thriller Night is coming Saturday, October 27, 2017.

More positive news: This, without a doubt, was the best thing on TV last night. Memphis Grizzlies vs. Denver Nuggets, Denver leads by one, Memphis ball, 00:00.7 remaining in the game.

Food Truck Wednesdays continue this evening from 5 to 8 at Miss Cordelia’s. The beers of Sweetwater Brewery will be on tap. Food truck-wise, those bad hombres from El Mero Taco will be there, as will Sushi Jimmi and The Creamery Memphis.

Modern Handmade Memphis will have a pre-Christmas pop-up shop at The 101, 101 S. Main, next week. Come shop goods by local Makers and Artisans. There will be a Downtown resident preview night Monday, November 14 from 6 to 9 PM, then it will be open 11 AM-6 PM Tuesday-Wednesday and 11 AM-9 PM Thursday-Saturday that week. The flyer for the market also lists Sunday noon to 5 PM, but it says the market is open to the public the 15th-19th and the 19th is Saturday. So, not sure about Sunday the 20th.

High Cotton has announced special hours for its taproom Sunday: 8 AM to 3 PM, closing at 3 for a private event. However, from 8 to 3 they will be open for Feed the Seed, a 5K, yoga, and beer tasting that benefits the local chapter of the MS Society. Is there an option to skip all that exercise shit and just sit at the bar and drink beer? Because I can tell you, given that I live around the corner from a bar that opens at 8 five days a week, 8 AM beer is a beautiful thing. Especially when you’re depressed (and there is PLENTY to be depressed about this week) and need a pick-me-up.

Last Saturday was India Fest at the Agricenter out East, and this Sunday is Israel Festival out there. There will be folk dancing, a falafel eating contest, Ask the Israeli, travel information, a petting zoo and more children’s activities, bands, student choirs, Jewish/Israeli food, and an education tent.

If you don’t want to cook for Thanksgiving, there will be a buffet at the River Inn banquet hall from noon to 5 PM. $39.95 adults, $15.95 children.

I will say it once again: If you are not following retired newsman Dan Rather on Facebook, you need to be. Great stuff in every post.

Someone needs to go adopt this sweet girl:

That’s it for this post. I will be out at Silly Goose for happy hour after work, and I am just praying that the discussion topic won’t be last night’s election. Right now, though, I have to eat my lunch that I just bought at Kroger.

photo-nov-09-12-48-54-pmClearly there’s a lot of adulting going on around here today. Jeannette from Blind Bear, if you are still looking for an adultier adult, you just found him!

Election Day rant and then a bunch of Tuesday news (beer! and phorritos!)

For my entire life, I took it for granted that I live in the greatest country in the world and that it would be that way until the day I died. Never once did I think there would be a threat that could destroy our democracy in my lifetime. When President Obama and Mitt Romney ran in 2012, although my beliefs were more in line with one candidate than the other, I knew that either one was a fine man who would defend the Constitution and who truly wanted to shape the best America he knew how. I knew my country would be safe under either man’s leadership.

I do not have the same feeling about this election. This year we have a candidate whose primary motivation is his own self-aggrandizement. He does not have the experience to be president, nor the temperament. I truly fear the end of our democracy, and the downfall of the Constitution, may be imminent if this man is elected. I also fear that we will find ourselves in a nuclear war before 2021. That man is Donald Trump.

As for Hillary Clinton, I do believe her goal is to shape the best America she knows how, and I’d be hard-pressed to think of anyone who has more experience to qualify her to be president. She’s not my first choice, and I will agree that there is a gray area between doing what is best for America and enriching herself – in fact, once this election is over I will compare her to a historical figure with whom I see similarities. Nonetheless, I sincerely hope Ms. Clinton is pronounced the winner this evening.

(By the way, if you want to try to guess the historical figure, hit me up at paul@paulryburn.com or on Facebook. I am interested to know if anyone else has made the comparison.)

As for election watch parties Downtown, the only one I have heard of that’s not political is Vote to #EndAlz at the High Cotton Brewing taproom this evening from 5 to 9. Suggested $10 donation gets you your first beer, and there will be discounted pints after that. As you watch the results, you’ll get a lot of good information on the way Alzheimer’s Disease is being fought.

You know, I try to mention all the local craft breweries’ taproom events, but it seems like I cover High Cotton’s more than any of them. If I keep this up, I bet one day the HCB taproom manager will get on Facebook Live and post a video telling everyone how awesome my blog is and how awesome I am.

:mrgreen:

The Downtown Memphis Commission will have its annual meeting honoring Downtown visionaries at the Halloran Center November 16 starting at 4:30 PM. There will be a cocktail reception, a presentation of strategic priorities by Terence Patterson who runs DMC, and recommendations for improving the Main Street Mall and its surroundings by international experts. Then the Visionary Awards will be presented: three for Individual Achievement and one each for Organizational Achievement, Lifetime Achievement and a Special Award of Merit. I will avoid mentioning any names for now but I will say I am VERY EXCITED for one of the recipients of the Individual Achievement Award. The event is open to the public. Tickets are $20 and seating is limited.

Not a beer sold in Memphis, but nevertheless, whoa:

Here’s another “whoa” moment for you: The Phorrito. Many people enjoy pho, the popular Vietnamese noodle soup, but these days, who has time to sit down to eat a bowl of soup? The Phorrito is all the goodness of pho but it can be eaten on the run. The burrito’s ingredients include thinly-sliced rib-eye steak, bean sprouts, cilantro, onions, Thai basil, jalapeño, lime juice and phở noodles. It’s wrapped in a tortilla and served with sriracha and hoisin sauce. No, this is not available in Memphis (yet; you food truck people need to get on it). If you’re ever in L.A., you can get one at Komodo at 8809 W. Pico (just a few miles down the road from Gus’s).

By the way, if you’ve ever wondered what we talk about during these happy hours at Silly Goose and Blind Bear and our other places, that’s what: phorritos.

Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree, the annual lighting of the Downtown Christmas tree, will happen from 5 to 7 PM next Friday, November 18 (hey, that’s my birthday!) A lot will be going on at this event but let’s get to what’s important – BEER! The Tap Box mobile craft beer truck will be on hand to pour you a cold one. There will be caroling by Downtown Elementary, holiday treats, and face painting, along with a tree-lighting ceremony by Mayor Strickland. The tree will be located at the corner of Main and Peabody Place.

Do you just want to rock some hair, rescue dogs & drink craft coffee? Come to Bark Bistro at 101 S. Main Saturday from 11 AM to 3 PM. There will be Dr. Bean’s Coffee, goodies from Beth Spencer Design, and dogs and puppies from Memphis Animal Services. Adoptions that day will be $35 (half the shelter’s normal price) and will be cash only. In addition to enjoying coffee and dogs, you will be able to learn about MAS volunteer and fostering opportunities.

Now and then the Shelby County Health Department contracts with graphic designers on one-off projects. They are looking to build their list of designers for when they have a need. More information here.

Here’s a cheat sheet for those of you who aren’t good at Electoral math and/or who don’t want to stay up past 10 PM tonight watching the results:

  • If Clinton wins Florida, North Carolina, or Ohio, she’s our new president.
  • If Clinton wins New Hampshire, she’s probably our new president.
  • If Trump wins Virginia, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, or Minnesota, he’s probably our new president. Remove the word “probably” if he wins two of these.

That’s it for now. Off to work. Possibly another post later in the day.

Monday update

Ever wonder what the beer prices are for a World Series game? Yesterday afternoon at the Blind Bear, it came up in conversation that PBR was selling for $12 for a 12 oz. can at Wrigley Field… oh, and by the way, that’s after you pay a $50 cover charge just to get into the bar. Assuming you have 5 PBRs, that $110 for 60 ounces. That’s a Value Drinking Index of 4.6 (percent alcohol) * 60 (ounces) / 110 (price), an absolutely horrible 2.5. You generally want to see a Value Drinking Index of 15 or higher… for comparison, at the Blind Bear a 16 oz. PBR is $3, for a VDI of 4.6 * 16 / 3, or 24.5, which is excellent.

Latino Memphis is hosting Turkey Tamales at the Wiseacre taproom Thursday from 5:30 to 7:30. Your $15 donation will get you a plate of tamales that have been Wiseacre infused, as well as a side of beans, churros, and hot chocolate. Wiseacre beer will be available for purchase. There will be a jazz band in the outdoor pavilion, and a game of Giant Jenga will be going on. International photographer Felix Villa’s work will be on exhibit and available for purchase. Proceeds from this event will be used to help buy holiday gifts for local underprivileged kids.

The Memphis Tigers hope Christian Brothers at FedExForum tonight at 6:30. Tubby Smith tweeted that there’s a buy-one-get-one special on Terrace Level tickets tonight.

Memphians are invited to stand with Standing Rock Thursday from 2 to 4 PM at 167 North Main, at the local US Army Corps of Engineers office. The Standing Rock Sioux have identified the US Army Corps of Enginners as their top target to save their sacred lands, because that is the organization with the power to grant or deny the permits that would allow the Dakota Access Pipeline to be built.

From AP: The Florida Gators’ loss to Arkansas shows the gap between the SEC West and the SEC East

Back Yard Burgers is offering a free Classic Burger to active duty military and veterans on Friday, November 11, Veterans’ Day. Show ID or come in uniform to get this offer.

All branches of the Memphis Public Library system will close for Veterans’ Day,

The Memphis Redbirds’ fall merchandise sale continues this week 10 AM-4 PM Monday-Thursday in the AutoZone Park plaza.

Reservations are required by Friday if you plan on going to the SMA’s Do Good with Food brunch at Bleu this Sunday, a.k.a. the annual Marcy Party.

Art Village Gallery will have an open house and mixer from 5 to 7 PM Sunday, November 20. It will be the unveiling of the newly renovated gallery, with hors d’oeuvres, beverages, gift items, desserts, and entertainment.

Read about the Memphis 3.0 plan that Mayor Strickland and his team will craft over the next two years, and learn about opportunities to give community input at meetings around town later this month and next month. The Downtown meeting will be at the Cossitt library at Front and Monroe 10 AM on December 10.

Love the Flying Fish’s Facebook post this morning.

On the day before the election, we give you Fried Catfish, Fish Tacos, Seafood Gumbo, Shrimp KaBob or Salmon Salad. No matter what you choose, you’re going to be a winner!

Too bad we can’t say the same for tomorrow…

The public is invited to Rep. Steve Cohen’s election night victory party tomorrow night at the Rec Room, 3000 Broad, starting at 7:30. As long as Steve is representing me I know there’s a glimmer of hope for our democracy.

What a fun Sunday Fun Day at the Blind Bear yesterday. My friends Rahul and Tony planned a “Pau Pau Palooza” (Pau Pau is their nickname for me) birthday dinner at Golden India for me. I love Indian food, and I don’t get it often because there is not an Indian restaurant Downtown or near where I work. I haven’t been to Golden India in 13 years, and now that I think about it the last time was also a birthday dinner. I love spicy food and usually get the vindaloo, but if any of my readers eat there regularly and have other suggestions, I’d love to hear them!

Hmmm… I’m off work on my birthday and that dinner means I’m going to have to behave during the day. Not quite sure how that’s going to work.

From CNN: How Donald Trump made fact-checking great again

Today is the beginning of Downtown Dining Week. If you missed my post yesterday, scroll down and read it for lots of good DDW info. I picked two “winners” that I thought had the best menus, and highlighted interesting items more restaurants are serving up for DDW.

Not sure where I’ll do happy hour yet, but probably leaning ever so slightly in the Silly Goose direction. The sun will set at 4:59 this afternoon which does not make me happy, but with the help of PBR I will somehow muddle through.

Downtown Dining Week top picks, a trip to Midtown, and Sunday news

Tomorrow is the beginning of Downtown Dining Week, running until Sunday, November 13. Restaurants all over Downtown run multi-course dinner specials for the low price of $20.16, in many cases offering incredible value for the money. Some restaurants also run $10.16 lunch specials.

Many restaurant owners and chefs and managers see DDW as the incredible opportunity that it is. People who would never have the restaurant on their radar will come through the door. Show those people an amazing dining experience and some of them will come back and spend money at regular prices. Or, even if they don’t come back, they will talk about their dinner, which will encourage others to check the place out.

There are also restaurants who phone it in, who think, “***Sigh*** We have to do Downtown Dining Week again, or we’ll look like ‘that one place’ that chooses not to go along with the pack.” Their menus are unimaginative, and they tend to treat people who order off the DDW menu as second-class customers. That is a mistake. Two years ago, two of my friends paid $20.14 for the fine-dining equivalent of a Banquet frozen dinner that made them both sick. I’m pleased to see that restaurant is not doing DDW this year. Either embrace the concept or don’t participate.

This morning I went through all the DDW restaurant menus to see who really embraced the concept. I have multiple recommendations which I will list below, but I wanted to pick a “winner” that had the most outstanding menu. I couldn’t. It’s a tie.

5 Spot is offering a four-course dinner for $20.16. You get an appetizer, soup or salad, entree, and dessert. You don’t see too many restaurants that offer appetizers like Gulf shrimp or bacon-wrapped jalapeños for DDW. Also, I don’t know if I have any vegetarians who read this blog, but on the off-chance that I do, I will mention that 5 Spot is one of the few restaurants offering a meatless entree for DDW – a vegetable lasagna with spinach, shitake and cremini mushrooms, ricotta, mozzarella, and pecorino cheeses.

Rizzo’s is my other winner in the DDW sweepstakes. They too offer a four-course menu, with a soup or salad followed by an appetizer, entree, and dessert. Great value. I will leave it up to you to decide on the entree or dessert, but just trust me on the first two courses… get Chef Michael Patrick’s famous cheeseburger soup to start off, then follow that up with the Lobster Pronto Pup, the menu holdover from the days of EP Delta Kitchen. There is nothing quite like it.

If you want to dine at either of the restaurants I mentioned above, or any of the ones I am about to mention, let me advise you to call TODAY and make reservations. These places will get booked up.

Here are some other restaurants that are doing some interesting stuff for Downtown Dining Week.

  • Carne asada at Agave Maria
  • Italian seafood stew at Capriccio
  • Afternoon tea at Chez Philippe (my friend Memphis MandySue who recently got married LOVES this)
  • Rustic lobster grilled cheese at Crossroads inside the Sheraton Hotel
  • Shrimp & grits or Sunday Sugo at Felicia Suzanne’s
  • Local – the she crab bisque as the first course is not to be missed
  • Cornish game hen at Loflin Yard
  • South of Beale – duck fried rice for the first course
  • Shrimp stuffed tilapia or a 4 oz. sirloin with lobster mac & cheese at Tug’s

Check the fine print on the restaurants’ menus, because many of them add a 20% gratuity automatically. If you dine at one that does not, my recommended tip would be about six dollars. That’s almost thirty percent – why so much? Because I like to tip on the full value of my dinner, rather than the discounted price. Also, the servers are going to be working extra hard during DDW, so it’s nice to tip a little extra to show appreciation. Also, be kind to your servers – if a restaurant normally takes 10 minutes to get your food out to you, it may be 15 or 20 because of the DDW volume, and it isn’t your server’s fault.

There are a couple of places charging $10.16 for a burger. How is that a value?

Okay, let’s get on to the news and then I will recap yesterday. From Food & Wine: Beer golf is beer pong’s sophisticated older brother. Instead of tossing a ping-pong ball into cups on a table, you fill up full pitchers of beer and attempt to chip golf balls in.

If you missed the recent Downtown safety meeting, here’s a recap.

The Grizzlies host the Portland Trail Blazers for an afternoon game at FedExForum. Tip-off time is 2:30.

November 6th Street has its own fan page on Facebook. The alley, running north-south between Main and Second, commemorates November 6, 1934, when Memphis voters elected to build or buy an electrical system to use cheaper electricity from TVA. The next month, Maiden Lane was renamed November 6th Street.

The theme of yesterday was “plans change.” All week I had been planning to get to Max’s Sports Bar early in the day and hunker down for a full day of football watching. I was perfectly positioned in a seat with my back to the door, facing the two TVs hung from the second floor rail, with Florida-Arkansas to be on one TV and Memphis-SMU on the other. After those games were over I was going to stick around for the Alabama-LSU game at 7. (Somewhere at a bar in McAllen, Texas, people were going “Why does that woman keep saying ‘roooooooollllllllll tide?'” last night.) I had gotten some good food in me earlier and the day, and Danny poured me a PBR. I was ready to roll.

Then I looked at my phone. My friends were checking in at the chili cook-off in Overton Square. I felt bad for not being there supporting the Blind Bear team, given how well I have been treated at that bar since the day it opened. “The festival goes on until 4,” I thought. “I’ve still got time. I’ll order an Uber.” I tabbed out with Danny and requested a ride. Five minutes later, I was in a car and on my way.

The ride out there was… interesting, I guess you could say. The entire way there, the driver had his phone six inches from his face, apparently Skyping his family back home in some country in the Middle East (I didn’t get the chance to ask which country.) He and a woman were speaking in what I think was Arabic. At some point I heard children’s voices, and the woman started singing, and he started singing, and there was Middle Eastern music. “Is he paying any attention to the road at all?” I wondered. However, he was driving pretty safe, and I got there without incident. $8.06 to get from South Main to Overton Square is not bad.

I found the Blind Bear tent and the cooking team assembled inside: Colin from the Bear, Bicycle Bobby, and Chef Michael Patrick. Damn. You don’t get a three-person team in the kitchen much better than that. “Paul, have some three-bean turkey chili,” said Chef as he handed me a cup and a spoon. It was delicious!

I walked around to the back of the tent where some of the Blind Bear staff and regulars were hanging out. I took a seat on the wall and just enjoyed my surroundings. Mid 60s with a light wind, a perfect day for a light fleece jacket and shorts.

By 2:30 they were starting to break down the tent. “I can’t believe we went through that huge pot of chili,” Colin commented. “Usually we have tons of it left, that I take to people. People are going to be disappointed this year when they don’t get any chili tonight.” I am not surprised it was all gone. Word travels fast about his chili.

As they broke down the tent, I was thinking about a walk down Cooper to Slider Inn to hang out with my “DAWG” John D in his native habitat. However, before I could get to my feet and say my goodbyes, Colin’s wife Whitney and B-RAD told me, “Some of us are about to walk over to Schweinehaus and get a beer and a pretzel. Would you like to come?” Seeing that spontaneity leads to good things, I decided to join them.

It was my first time in Schweinehaus and the tap wall immediately impressed me. Of the many taps, only one was hooked-up to a mass-produced domestic beer… and that was the Cadillac of beers, PBR. Of course I ordered one.

“What size?” the bartender asked.

That’s a question I am not used to, outside of the bars on Beale where Big Ass Beers are served. “What sizes do you have?” I replied.

“We have a standard pint glass, a half-liter, and a liter glass,” she said.

A LITER of PBR????? I’ll take it!

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The bartender turned the Arkansas game on for me. I like the setup they have in there, with a main bar with a TV and a rail behind it with two more TVs.

DSW brought some turkey fresh off the smoker for our group to sample. Man was that ever good! DSW, that is a fine restaurant you have there, and I have been foolishly depriving myself of delicious food by not coming out there until now.

Tony and B-RAD and I decided it was selfie time.

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The picture got posted to Facebook and our friend Katie (not Mac) commented “Pure trouble.”

“Next up is the Memphis Grilled Cheese Festival,” Tony pointed out. “Grilled cheese is vegetarian. You should invite Katie from D.C. to come down.” (We need a scorecard to keep up with all the Katies I mention on the blog.) That sounded like a good idea so I texted Katie from D.C. I told her she could stay in my warm, cozy apartment if she didn’t want to stay with her friend Staci. She said she’s going to try to make it. Hmmm… don’t know about the apartment being warm and cozy actually… with the weather we’ve been having lately, I’m wondering if I’ll still have the A/C on in December.

We stayed until a little after 5 to see a friend of ours who had just started working there (and damn, she was rocking those jeans she had on), and then I caught a ride back Downtown with Colin and Whitney. I pulled up a seat at the Blind Bear bar and watched Arkansas take down #11 Florida, after earlier seeing Mississippi State put #4 Texas A&M’s playoff hopes to an end. I’m telling you, it seems like any team in the SEC West is dangerous. Bama is head and shoulders above all the other teams, that much I will admit. But if I were a head football coach, I don’t think I would be happy to see any team in our division on the upcoming schedule.

When I came home that evening, I found a present on my front door:

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It was a PBR cooler! Leslie, my neighbor and apartment manager, had found it and asked if I wanted it. You better believe I want it! I will have to shop carefully, though, because there is only one brand of beer worthy of being carried in such an excellent bag!

It’s Sunday Fun Day and soon it will be time for D-RANKS with B-RAD. I’d like to extend a sincere invitation to a former regular at Sunday brunch at the Blind Bear, last seen August 2015, to come back sometime soon. Try though I might, I just can’t hate on someone with such fabulous taste in music.

All right, got a couple of hours to kill before the Blind Bear opens, so it’s time to get out my iPad and see what there is to watch on WWE Network. For fellow Network subscribers, check out the Legends show where JBL interviews Freebird Michael P.S. Hayes. It is excellent. Outta here for now, back tomorrow with more news.