Dear Donald,
You may have heard that I don’t like you. In this post, I’d like to address that.
You see, Donald, I like winners. I like people who win. And that’s not you.
You lost, Donald. You lost to Joe Biden, a man who is a minion of Barack Obama. Barack Hussein Obama, a Muslim from Kenya or Hawaii or one of those shithole countries.
You lost to a Democractic party that was divided. Fragmented. You had Biden along with Klobuchar, Mayor Pete and the other moderates. Then you had Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren and the others on the far left. But at the end of the day it didn’t matter. There were some very fine people on both sides.
You’re a loser, Donald. Not only are you a LOSER, but you are a FAILURE. You are a failed one-term president. Only 3 other times in the past hundred years did the public think so little of a sitting president that they refused to give him a second term: Herbert Hoover, Jimmy Carter, and George H.W. Bush. And now you.
You know who else lost a presidential election? Crooked Hillary. Just think about that, Donald, you’re the same as Hillary now. A failure. All that remains is for you to be fitted for a pantsuit. What color do you want? I think pink would look good on you. We’ll probably have to make it out of M.C. Hammer parachute pants because your ass is so big.
You let Sleepy Joe swoop in and capture the presidency from you. I like people whose presidencies didn’t get captured.
Donald, you’re fired.
Or as a sign held at a celebration outside the White House put it yesterday: Game Over, Fascist Clown.
More losers: Clemson lost. Tennessee lost (to Arkansas). Good ole West Virginny lost. It must have been a sad day for the old poots at the corner table.
In this abbreviated season, I don’t see how Clemson stays in the playoff conversation. If Cincy remains undefeated and remains on the outside looking in at Clemson in the playoffs, that will prove that the Power Five are the haves and the other conferences are the have-nots.
Meanwhile, the Memphis Tigers came back from being down 33-20 in the fourth quarter to defeat the South Florida Bulls. On a Saturday in November when Memphis saw sunny 80-degree weather… could yesterday have been any more perfect?
From Bleacher Report: Winners and losers of Week 10 of college football
St. Vincent de Paul at 1306 Monroe, which has fed the homeless for many years, now seeks a permit to offer shelter as well. The organization plans to partner with Room In The Inn. COVID-19 has limited shelter beds this year, increasingly a problem as the weather starts to turn cold.
Here’s a link to James Aycock’s Shelby County COVID-19 week in review.
Several boats caught on fire at the Mud Island marina about 7 yesterday morning. One boat was a total loss. The marina itself sustained $200,000 worth of damage.
Speaking of Mud Island, if your life just isn’t complete without an unused ticket from the August 9, 1987 STRYPER concert at the amphitheater there, you’re in luck – there’s one on sale on eBay for the incredibly low amount of $14.99.
The Daily Memphian has a Day Tripper article about my hometown of Little Rock. If you go and only have one time for one meal, it should be Mexican and there must be cheese dip. They’re calling it Ark-Mex now, which is not a surprise since Texas is a dirty word there. Whoa, there’s an Argentian restaurant over there… now that’s something I’d like to try.
From Action News 5: National Civil Rights Museum reflects on historic Vice-President-Elect Kamala Harris.
If Georgia is called for Biden – and he’s in the lead there right now – he will have a total of 306 electoral votes, two more than the 2016 “Electoral College landslide” that Trump has bragged about so many times.
Truck Fump and Cluck Femson. Back tomorrow.