The Unofficial Shelby County COVID-19 Task Force Press Conference Drinking Game

Press conferences are normally held at noon Tuesdays and Thursdays and are broadcast on Facebook Live via the City of Memphis account.

Health Officer Dr. Bruce Randolph says “Greetings, fellow citizens of Shelby County” – 1 drink

Reminder to wear your masks or facial coverings – 1 drink

Reminder to keep your 6 feet of distance – 1 drink

Reminder to practice good hand washing – 1 drink

Rolling new case average (7-day, 14-day, 28-day) mentioned – 1 drink

Positivity rate mentioned – 1 drink

Reproduction rate (“R-nought”) mentioned – 1 drink

Duplication rate mentioned – 1 drink

Shelby County Mayor Lee Harris appears to announce a new program that in some way provides relief – 1 drink

Mayor Harris appears at the press conference for a reason other than public relations – 5 drinks

Enforcement mentioned – 1 drink

Reminder that testing is widely available – 1 drink

“Quarantine” – 1 drink

“Isolation” – 1 drink

“Contact tracing” – 1 drink

Health official explains the difference between quarantine and isolation – 3 drinks

Reminder that only health officials or their representatives are legally permitted to quarantine or isolate people or do contact tracing – 5 drinks

“We prefer education to enforcement” or similar – 2 drinks

Vaccines mentioned – 1 drink

New health directive alluded to – 1 drink

New health directive announced – 3 drinks

Good news about the pandemic in Shelby County presented, followed by “BUT…” or “HOWEVER…” – 3 drinks

“Cautious optimism” – 3 drinks

“New normal” – 3 drinks

Schools mentioned – 1 drink

Overflow facility at 495 Union mentioned – 3 drinks

Pipkin Building mentioned as a vaccine site – 3 drinks

Reporter can’t ask question because their mic is muted – 1 drink

Virus other than COVID mentioned (flu, common cold, etc.) – 1 drink

Presenter speaks in a language other than English – 3 drinks

Website URL displayed on screen – 2 drinks

Line graph, bar graph, or pie chart – 2 drinks

Color coded map of regions of Shelby County – 2 drinks

“Stay the course” – 2 drinks

“Remain vigilant” – 2 drinks

“Not out of the woods yet” – 2 drinks

Press conference lasts more than 35 minutes – 5 drinks, 40 minutes – 10 drinks, 45 minutes – CHUG