Author: paulryburn

Job news: Have you ever wanted to be a brewery taproom manager? Ghost River is hiring a manager for its taproom opening next month at the corner of Main and Crump. You’d get to plan a lot of new events and meet some fun people. That taproom will have the potential to become an anchor in the far south end of Downtown the way High Cotton’s is in the far east end.

Meme on Facebook yesterday. This is SO TRUE!

Why are there so many female archaeologists?

… Because women love digging up the past.

Downtown Church is having a fish fry Sunday under the Farmers Market pavilion, 11:30 AM-2 PM.

I’m compiling a list of Downtown bars that will have NFL Sunday Ticket this season. So far: Green Beetle, Blues City, Max’s Sports Bar, Double J, Loflin Yard, Local. Are there others? Email paul@paulryburn.com or hit me on Facebook and I will update in a future post. Seems like there are a lot more bars with the Ticket than in previous years. Good to see!

New food truck alert! The Double J Eggroll Express will be at the corner of Cooper and Union today, Friday, September 9.

The Flying Saucer is bringing live music back on Fridays. SNOZberry will return to one of their favorite venues next Friday, September 16.

A giant hunting expo called Flocktoberfest is coming to Bass Pro at the Pyramid October 7-9 and 14-16. Among the festivities: live music by Jason Pritchett and also by Sugar Ray, fireworks, food trucks, a 5K, a Moon Pie eating contest, and appearances by sports and outdoor celebrities.

Great news: MATA has scored a more than $4 million grant to rehabilitate and purchase buses and build bus-related facilities. This money was badly needed.

Share the Pennies is a project where you can tell MLGW round up your bill to the next highest dollar. The extra change goes to MIFA’s Project CARE program, an energy-efficiency program that assists the elderly and disabled.

Chef Shuttle delivers from The Arcade now.

One of my college classmates made a Buddha Bowl for dinner recently, I’m about the farthest thing from a vegetarian, but damn that looks good, and apparently there are many different ways you can make them. In case there are any vegetarians out there who stalk my blog every day, here’s a link to how to make a Buddha bowl with 20 different filling recipes.

Newsy early Friday morning. I do expect to be back with a second post later today, even if nothing else than this week’s Farmers Market news comes in. Off to work on a Friday! The days are really flying off the calendar, aren’t they?

Usually this is the time in the week when I have Farmers Market news, but they haven’t sent out the email yet. Because it was a holiday weekend maybe? Oh well, here’s what I do have.

A big event in Downtown Memphis history happened 100 years ago this week. Clarence Saunders disrupted the market opened the first Piggly Wiggly at 79 Jefferson. Rather than the previous system where clerks had taken a customer’s order and gathered up the groceries, Piggly Wiggly was entirely self-service. It offered national brands, consistent quality, and consistent and clearly-marked pricing.

The Ol’ Man Moonshine Ball, a celebration of everything that makes Memphis unique, happens Friday, September 16 at the Gibson Guitar Factory. Event founder Pat Kerr Tigrett talks about the ball in this WREG interview.

Memphis Made Brewing Co. is making its first foray into the world of canning beer this month. Read all about the canning and the festivals and taproom events they have planned for the month in this Memphis Made blog post.

Tacos and Tunes on Felicia Suzanne’s patio tonight will feature Marcella and Her Lovers. $2 tacos, $5 margaritas.

The section of the Downtown riverfront known as The Fourth Bluff is getting a big grant to help boost its development. Here is more information about this grant and the thought process behind it. Follow @FourthBluff on Twitter for updates.

Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do… Stephanie Mills performs at the Orpheum tonight at 8 as part of the Southern Heritage Classic Cultural Celebration. Special guest Jammin Jay Lamont.

The MBJ has a photo slideshow of the progress that has been made on the future Ghost River taproom. The taproom is set to open next month.

Job news: The airport is hiring a service technician. Also a logistics firm is looking to hire up to 2000 seasonal Memphis workers and will hold a job fair September 17.

Many regulars at the Silly Goose were excited this week to learn that the big pretzels have returned to the menu.

Life is Good has changed their hours. They are now open Sunday-Thursday 10-7 and Friday-Saturday 10-9.

From Bleacher Report: A look at the life of a college football cupcake. Schools like Appalachian State, Youngstown State or Wofford get paid handsomely to take a loss to the big guys – except occasionally they don’t take that loss (or they almost don’t take it) and expose overrated teams.

High Ground News has a good piece on former president Jimmy Carter’s recent build for Habitat for Humanity and what it means for the future of the Uptown neighborhood.

That’ll do it for now. Having a fun day at work. Will be out at happy hour at Silly Goose this evening.

Special post today. If you have an elderly parent or relative, please show them the three links below (or, if they’re not online, print these pages out and show them to them.

Scams targeting the elderly

Fraud: 5 scams aimed at the elderly

Top 10 scams targeting seniors

Yesterday I became aware of a situation where an elderly person was called by “Publishers Clearing House” and was told she had won $1.5 million. She was told to go to the nearest Kroger and Western Union a “processing fee” of $400 for the prize. When she replied she didn’t have $400, the caller knocked the fee down to $200. The elderly person called me from Kroger, not knowing what to do when the clerk at Kroger refused to process the transaction and told her it was a scam. “Thank the clerk, get in the taxi, go home, and be glad you only lost the cost of the cab ride,” I said.

People who prey on seniors like this are the scum of the earth.

When you receive calls from unknown numbers, don’t answer them and instead Google the number to see if it’s been reported as a scam number.

Be aware that once a person falls for one of these scams, they get added to a list of suckers that scammers sell to each other. Therefore, they are more likely to be preyed on again and need to be extra careful.

Never give out your debit card number or checking account information to a person who calls you that you did not previously have a business relationship with. If you did give it out, cancel the card or account immediately.

I am calling Kroger Corporate this afternoon and make sure that clerk gets recognized for protecting one of her customers. If one of my Little Rock readers can get by the Kroger at Markham and Rodney Parham and thank the clerk in person, I would really appreciate it.

OK. I have had the greatest idea ever for Downtown. What I want to do is buy the building that is currently The Happy Mexican where Second splits off from St. Martin. I am going to tear the building down and build a 38-story tower in its place. It will become the Times Square of Memphis. The lower 37 floors will be apartments. The top floor will be a restaurant specializing in an item I have never seen anywhere.

Are you ready for this?

Round Salisbury steak.

I mean, think about it. It’s always rectangular. My restaurant will be known as the one place in the world where you can get a round Salisbury steak. It’ll become a category in BBQ Fest. In 2019 there will be 258 round Salisbury steak teams and 8 rib teams. Shoulder and whole hog won’t even exist anymore. The patio porker teams won’t be allowed to compete with more than a 700 watt microwave.

This all started yesterday at Bardog, when I was asked if I was a chef who works with Michael Patrick at Rizzo’s. My culinary skills consist of cutting a slit in the film cover, hitting TIME COOK 4:00 on the key pad, and rotating the Salisbury steak a quarter turn. If Mike has a short list of people he would love to hire, I doubt I am on it. But anyway, I was thinking about my culinary skillz, and I thought, if the Salisbury steak was round, would you really have to rotate it?

Manna House has announced it is in desperate need of waist 32, length 32 gently used jeans or khakis. They will take other sizes too, but 32/32 is their most immediate need.

Memphis Made has scheduled the next beginner sushi class for Sunday, October 2 from 2 to 4 PM in its taproom. $40 includes all the supplies you need. The class is taught by Birmingham Sushi. These consistently sell out.

On Saturday, September 24, High Cotton will have a fundraiser for dog rescue organization Tails of Hope. A $10 donation gets you a goodie bag from Hollywood Feed, a logo pint glass, and local Memphis music. Food truck, silent auction. First 75 people get a free beer as well as a free Pooch Hooch for their dog.

I got a little jukebox action in at Bardog yesterday. In case you were wondering what I play, here’s the list:

Crazy on You by Heart
Little Red Corvette by Prince
Modern Love by David Bowie
Under the Milky Way by The Church
Lovely Day by Bill Withers
Burning Love by Elvis

Shelby the bartender approved of my choices and handed me two dollars to play more songs. The second round:

Angie by The Rolling Stones
Brown Sugar by The Rolling Stones
Who’ll Stop the Rain by Creedence Clearwater Revival
The Heart of Rock & Roll by Huey Lewis and the News
Never Gonna Give You Up by Barry White
Da Doo Ron Ron by The Shirrelles
Paint it, Black by The Rolling Stones

After my songs ended, Elizabeth from The Dirty Crow put money in the jukebox and absolutely blew the roof off the place with her choices. She has excellent taste in music. “Damn, I like her songs better than I like my own songs,” I thought.

The South Main Association has its monthly meeting at 409 S. Main a week from today, Tuesday, September 13. Justin Dyer will talk about how he has transformed the building into a food hall, a place where entrepreneurial chefs can sell their goods. Free for SMA members, $10 for non-members. Social time starts at 6 with the presentation beginning at 6:30. Here’s a page about the history of 409 S. Main.

The Civil Pour returns to Loflin Yard Thursday night. Come practice the art of civil discourse about the topics in the news this week. It’s a place to have a discussion, not a debate or an argument.

That’s it for now. Back at work for a 3 day weekend. I’ll be out at happy hour this evening, destination to be determined.

There is a Cajun food vendor set up near Main and Union. The gumbo is excellent and the blackened alligator tail on a stick is too. If you come down there today and you like spicy food, that is my pick for lunch or dinner. I will say that the alligator tail is a bit on the salty side, but worth it.

I will be down there today… if you don’t see me, come in the Blind Bear for D-RANKS with B-RAD.

Thinking about the Memphis Music & Heritage Festival today and thinking that maybe I should bring along my PBR koozie that looks like a brown paper bag. I will probably spend half my time inside the Blind Bear and the other half outdoors listening to music. When I’m in the Bear, the koozie will keep my PBR cold. When I’m outside, if the Miller Lite or Coors Lite I buy from vendors comes in cans, the koozie will cover up the fact that I’m drinking shitty beer.

Feel free to ask me about the koozie if you see me out at the festival… I just might have a story to tell about it.

Every college football season I have to listen to idiot Tennessee fans go on and on about how this year is going to be special, how all the right pieces are in place and this is finally going to be their year. The year when they sit atop the SEC as teams like Bama and Florida look on in envy. As Bleacher Report put it, the hype train got derailed Thursday night. At least they didn’t lose, but seriously, they had to go to overtime with Appalachian State? Typical UT performance. Time for UT fans to STFU until they get a convincing win. Hey, they’ve got Tennessee Tech on November 5, maybe then…

Damn, two in one post, that rarely happens outside BBQ season.

The MBJ has a list of college football’s biggest spenders. The U of M, although not considered a huge spender at $13 million, has equivalent revenue for a balanced budget. My Arkansas Razorbacks are 11th in spending overall, but turn a $36 million profit.

The Memphis Flyer posted a first look at Zaka Bowl’s menu. Zaka Bowl is the vegan restaurant that is going to open in East Memphis by Ed Cabigao, co-owner of South of Beale. You can build your own healthy bowl for $10.

To all my readers who were fans of the Chris Vernon Show, if you’re on Twitter I would like to encourage you to tag @929espn and let them know that you’re unhappy with the decision not to keep him on board. Ideally, start the tweet with a period rather than 92.9’s handle – that way all your followers will see it, not just mutual followers you have with the radio station.

Smoke ’em if you’ve got ’em: The Beale Street Cigar Festival happens today in Handy Park from 1 to 5. If you go VIP, you have a bonus party from 6 to midnight.

Bookmark-worthy: Open a beer bottle with 17 random things around the house

You just can’t make this stuff up: Donald Trump had an idea for a dating show where men would compete for Omarosa’s heart. Half the men would be rich, and half poor, but Omarosa would not know who was who. This is what goes on in the mind of our possible future president, ladies and gentlemen.

YOGA! Downtown Yoga has announced a new Beginner’s Series. It starts Tuesday, September 13 and runs for six weeks, with classes at 6:45 in the evening. If you’ve never done yoga before, or if you did iet years ago and want to renew your practice, this series ($60) is for you. The series focuses on foundational Asanas (poses) such as the Warrior pose seen here. It also focuses on flowing sequences and meditational practices. You should take this series to learn how to better unite your mind and body. Downtown Yoga is in the South Main arts district between Butler and G.E. Patterson.

Choose901 has a post about the Cooper-Young Beerfest. If you go to only one beer festival a year, make it that one. There’s the opportunity to really learn about beer, with an education tent and chances to speak directly to the brewers in their booths. I also like it because it is not an event on the fall social schedule; it isn’t an event where you have to carefully plan your outfit because you might end up in the pages of RSVP Magazine. In fact, one year I wore my PBR hoodie, causing the co-owner of Memphis Made to go, “Really, Paul? To a craft beer festival?” The date is October 22 from 1 to 5 PM. Want to keep going after 5? There are two excellent places right by the festival space – Aldo’s Pizza Pies Midtown and the Memphis Made taproom.

I’ll be at Memphis Music & Heritage Festival most of the day, but to start of the day it’s time for some FOOTBALL! I’m rooting for Arkansas and Memphis of course, but also for Oklahoma and Missouri in the early games. It’s kickoff time for a glorious Labor Day weekend!

The lineup for Memphis Music & Heritage Festival has been posted. This festival is presented by the Center for Southern Folklore and is free to attend. It is on the Main Street Mall between Main and Peabody Place, with five stages, two of them indoors at the Center and the Center’s Folklore Hall. There is music representative of the region, as well as crafts and food. I go every year and it is a lot of fun. Put it on your calendar if you are in town this weekend and don’t have plans.

Inside tip: If you go to the festival during the day Sunday, come in the Blind Bear and see why I haven’t missed Hung Over Like a Bear Sunday brunch (known colloquially as D-RANKS with B-RAD) in 88 weeks. (I found a way to not miss D-RANKS with B-RAD last Sunday even though I went to Burger Fest at Tiger Lane. I cut out of Burger Fest early.)

High Cotton Brewing Co. has announced its annual Oktoberfest celebration for Saturday, October 8 from noon to 5 PM. A $40 ticket is all-inclusive and includes free-flowing beer from High Cotton taproom taps as well as limited releases including Oktoberfest Lager, Pilsner, and Barrel Aged Gose. Attendees also get a plate of traditional Bavarian fare and live music by Hiway Hi-Fi and other bands. Are you the responsible person in your group who volunteers to be the designated driver? There’s a $10 ticket for you (entry only).

Hmmm… who is the responsible person in my group?

(looks around)

Guess I’ll be taking an Uber then.

In other High Cotton news, the brewery is having a photo contest this month. Take a photo in their tap room with you and your friends enjoying your beers. Doesn’t matter what you’re doing in the photo, as long as it is taken in the taproom. After taking your photo, tell a story, using a maximum of 140 characters. Then email your photo, story and contact info for everyone photographed to taproom@highcottonbrewing.com. At the end of the month, the top 5 photos will be selected to win prizes. First place will get a gift basket valued at $100. Second will get a 1/6 barrel keg of their ESB or Scottish Ale. Third gets a case of ESB or Scottish Ale, fourth gets a High Cotton glass set for 6, fifth gets a glass set for 4.

Sports radio talk show host Chris Vernon tweeted this morning that it appears he no longer works for 92.9 ESPN. Horrible decision by the radio station. Verno, a guy as talented as you is sure to land on your feet soon. When you get your next gig I will make sure my readers know where to go to listen.

This is National Date Night Week and Kooky Canuck has a deal if you want to take your date there – order two entrees this week and get a free skillet dessert. Their skillet cookie a la mode is really good!

Vice-President Joe Biden had a great quote about the Republican presidential nominee: “[Trump] was born with a silver spoon in his mouth that he’s now choking on because his foot’s in his mouth along with the spoon.” Okay. I have a prediction here. You know how certain people attain celebrity living legend status late in life, for example the way Betty White and George Takei have? I predict Biden will be viewed in a similar light in 5 years or less.

Looking for a way to stay fit? Check out cardio disco at Paula & Raiford’s Disco the third Thursday of every month. Fitness instructor Deontario James leads the exercise and you feel the beat of disco as you dance and sweat. Paula herself participates in the classes.

Good stuff from author Neale Donald Walsch on Twitter this morning:

You cannot heal a wound without examining it. You cannot solve a problem if you cannot talk about it.

— Neale Donald Walsch (@_NealeDWalsch) September 2, 2016

Labor Day weekend is almost here! I’ll hit my usual stops in the core then maybe a trip to my “home away from home on the south side” Max’s Sports Bar. I’ll be all over Memphis Music & Heritage Fest this weekend. Hope to see you there!

Happy September everyone! Today is what is known in the region as 9/01 Day, and there are several events going on to celebrate. The one I will be going to is Exposure at 901 Day at AutoZone Park. There is absolutely no way I can sum it up in one paragraph, and I encourage you to click the link to learn more. It’s free to attend and you will be exposed to over 150 organizations: everything from ballet to street ministries to yoga to escape rooms to sports teams to LGBT organizations to local breweries (samples!) and so, so, so much more. There will be free donuts, live music, a celebrity kickball game, and fireworks. This is a must-attend event! By the way I was invited to participate in the celebrity kickball game, but declined because I want to spend the entire three hours walking the park gathering information for my blog on all the fantastic things to do in Memphis. If you’re working a booth and see me walk by, don’t be shy about yelling “Hey Paul!” to get me to come talk.

While we’re talking about AutoZone Park, I will mention that a special ticket has been added to the Triple-A National Championship game to be played there September 20. $20 gets you a field box seat in right field plus a hog roast with sides and drinks.

Just for the Grill of it is the theme at the Memphis Farmers Market this Saturday. Having a Labor Day cookout? Buy top-quality meats from local farms at the Market, along with veggies to put on the grill too. If any of my readers are inviting vegetarians to their cookout, you can buy smoked tofu from Pigasus. Opera Memphis will bring “30 Days of Opera” to the Market at 10, with a performance that may change your mind about exactly what opera is. Kids can learn about bumblebees at the craft table from 9 to 11:30. Market sponsor Subaru will have demo vehicles on hand, and Dogs 2nd Chance will be there doing adoptions. The Market happens every Saturday from 7 AM to 1 PM at the corner of Front and G.E. Patterson under the pavilion.

Disappointed to hear that my friend Eric Hughes had his guitars stolen out of the back of his van. They didn’t have a lot of sentimental value but they were the tools of his trade, like a handyman having his hammer and saw stolen. Don’t worry though; Eric won’t be missing his gigs and said he would play a cucumber with strings if he had to.

Great account to follow on Facebook in preparation for tonight’s Appalachian State-Tennessee game: Vol Hater. They recently posted a picture of a roll of toilet paper with the orange “T” logo printed with the comment “I didn’t know you could buy toilet paper with shit already on it.”

Memphis in May reported that its month-long series of events had an $88 million impact on the Memphis economy this year.

Live Downtown and plan to go to the Southern Heritage Classic game at the Liberty Bowl on September 10? There’s a shuttle that will take you there. It will pick people up at Downtown and Poplar corridor hotels.

Our city government now has a Twitter account. Follow @CityOfMemphis.

Yoga is coming to another Memphis craft brewery. Bendy Brewski Yoga starts up at Memphis Made Brewing Co.’s taproom Saturday, September 10 at 12 noon. For those not familiar, there’s a 45-minute all-levels yoga class, followed by a chance to socialize with fellow yogis over great craft beer.

Job seekers: Who’s Hiring Memphis is holding a job fair September 13 at Memphis Botanic Garden from 10 AM to 3 PM.

There’s a Memphis Union Mission men’s underwear and socks wish list on Amazon.

Flying Saucer is experimenting with cocktails on tap. One of their bartenders posted that they are “thinking out of the box” and had a pic of Cosmos, Old Fashioneds, and Gin Fizzes on tap.

Memphis has fallen out of the Top 50 television markets, New Orleans having slipped past us, dropping Memphis to 51. I hope that piece of news doesn’t negatively impact the U of M’s effort to get into the Big 12. By the way, big game at 11 AM Saturday – #3 Oklahoma vs. #15 Houston. Houston is another team knocking on the door of the Big 12, so perhaps we should all root for them to get stomped by the Sooners on Saturday. Where to watch, where to watch? Max’s Sports Bar will be open early, with PBjaRni behind the bar… perhaps I will take a week off from my usual Bardog visit. Heck, I usually do the Farmers Market around 10 anyway, and Max’s will be a much shorter walk.

The Josh Abbott Band plays KIX on Beale tonight at Handy Park. Free to attend, all-ages show. 7:30 PM.

Too much news and not enough time, so check back for a possible second post later. I will do a quick happy hour beer at Silly Goose after work, then over to the Exposure celebration at the ballpark.

Lord T & Eloise has announced a concert at the New Daisy Theatre. The show will be Friday, October 28 from 8 to 11 PM.

Wiseacre Brewing Co. has announced its Oktoberfest for Saturday, September 24 from 1 to 10 PM. That was a smart day to schedule it, since BreakFest 901 will be happening nearby.

Choose901 has updated architectural drawings of the plans for the Tennessee Brewery.

I don’t know if any of my readers have ever sat around thinking, “I really wish I could buy a strap-on dinosaur tail,” but if they have, today is their lucky day. You can buy them here.

I see that one of the stories in the Memphis Flyer this week is “Delivering Congestion,” how delivery trucks stopping at businesses and restaurants create congestion during drive time on streets like Front and Union. Should be a relevant read for Downtowners.

For those who have been waiting on my Burger Fest photos, apologies for the delay. A couple of my photo management programs on my MacBook “upgraded” themselves and I can’t manage pictures the way I have for years. This is something I will have to figure out before BBQ Fest.

Exciting day at work! I’m being moved into a new role and will have lots of new opportunities to combine my technical and communication skills. Sorry for the slightly short lunchtime post, but I am going to go celebrate! Possibly back with a second post after work.

The full results from Best Memphis Burger Fest are now in, and my team the Moody Ques performed well. We took 5th in Bloody Mary, 13th in Veggie Burger, 21st in Specialty Burger, 12th in Best Memphis Burger, and 13th overall out of 39 teams. Burger Fest may be our “fun” event of the year, but the top-one-third finish is a big deal indeed and a testament to how hard our pitmasters Frank and Erik have been working in the kitchen. Great job guys!

Also, great job to our friends on Squeal Street, who came in 6th overall. They’ve been putting in some serious work on their burgers and I would not be totally shocked if they earn one of the bids to the World Food Championship in 2017.

Frank Chin and the Flyer have a Burger Fest photo gallery.

A new food fest has been added to the fall calendar. The first ever Wings of Jubilee hot wing festival will happen Saturday, October 8 from 11 AM to 6 PM at Memphis Catholic High School at 61 N. McLean in Midtown. Admission is $5 and there will be live entertainment, games and food. Cooking teams who would like to sign up to compete, please email anjelajustice@gmail.com.

The Redbirds had some good news to report this week. 2016 attendance was up 17% over last year, the largest increase of any Triple-A or Double-A team.

There’s yet another free yoga class Downtown tomorrow night at Circuitous Succession Gallery at 500 S. Second, 5:45-6:45 PM. It’s a chance to get in touch with your inner yogi. There are so many free yoga classes around Downtown these days that you could probably build a practice without ever spending a dime.

The Redbirds have a new, additional promo package for the nationally televised Triple-A championship game that will be played at AutoZone Park on Tuesday, September 20 at 7:05. With a $24 club, $20 dugout, or $17 field box ticket you get to choose from one of 17 popular promo items.

Friday, September 1 and Saturday, September 2 will be Downtown Museum Day. Enjoy discounted or free admission to the STAX Museum of American Soul Music, Sun Studio, Chucalissa, the Woodruff-Fontaine House, Elmwood Cemetery and more.

That’s it for now. Undecided on happy hour location but I will be out at one of the usuals.