Author: paulryburn

(Edited a second time to include Calhoun’s game specials and opening time) 

(Slight edit made below to fix an incorrect statement I made about the Majestic Grille event tomorrow) 

Last night I posted two news items – that the lead singer of the band at the Saucer had a tube top on, and that I heard a rumor that Downtown will be getting either a Barnes & Noble or Bookstar with Starbucks inside. I promised to follow up with more info this morning. I’m ready to do that now. Here goes:

– The tube top the singer had on was a black tube top

– The singer was blonde

– The name of the band was Swelter.

As for the bookstore, no additional info on it at this time.

Stella is once again open for lunch. It’s a little pricier than your typical lunch spot but the food is excellent. Highly recommended if you want to treat yourself, reward an employee, or impress a client.

Speaking of lunch, I went to Second Street Shoppers Deli on Tuesday and had a chicken alfredo sandwich – VERY good. They make it from scratch and it’s a lot tastier than a generic sandwich from Subway. They’re running an introductory deal where you get free chips and drink with your sandwich (deal lasts for a limited time only). They tell me they will also be serving some homemade soups which have proved to be very popular on the days they’ve had them.

If you’re interested in mentoring our city’s youth, the Boy Scouts will hold a “Learning for Life” open house at Alfred’s on Beale on Sunday, January 27 at 4:30 PM. You’ll be able to learn more about the program, and if it sounds like something you want to do there will be an opportunity to mentor students in grades K-12.

The two new clubs next door to the Westin, Ground Zero and Red Rooster, will host a fundraiser for The Women’s Foundation of Greater Memphis Saturday night. $125 cover gets you hot and cold hors d’ouevres, entertainment from The Legends of Rock, and a chance to be among the first to check out the two new clubs. Call 578-9346 for tickets.

The Foo Fighters play the FedExForum tonight. Apparently they’re staying at the Madison because three large tour buses have been parked outside since yesterday.

The “Silver Don’t Play” party, in celebration of the life of hairstylist and Downtown legend Silver, happens tonight in the upstairs of Earnestine & Hazel’s at 8:00.

Tonight is a special night at the Saucer… one of the longtime regulars has completed his 10th plate in the UFO Club Ring of Honor. That means he’s consumed 200 different beers 10 times. Management has told me they’re doing something very special for him but are being hush-hush on details. Afterward, one of the best bands ever to play the Saucer, ’80s cover band Aquanet, takes the stage at 9:30.

I promised a round-up of who’s opening early for the 11 AM Memphis-Gonzaga game tomorrow. Here’s a list:

– The Flying Saucer will be open early. They have 5 TVs, two of them 42″ LCD HDTVs. They also have a pool table, two dart boards, and hot waitresses in miniskirts. The managers have promised a decent $2.75 Fire Sale beer.

– The Majestic Grille will open at 10, with their Sunday brunch menu (including $3 bloody marys and mimosas, $12 champagne) carried over to Saturday. Brunch will run until 1 PM. They are the official Tiger Live Remote site. They have 2 HDTVs at the bar. (Edit:  I got my wires crossed earlier and posted that they’d have the back room open.  That’s for their Super Bowl party, not tomorrow’s game.)

– McGuinness opens at 9 for breakfast every Saturday, so they’ll be open in plenty of time for the game. They have several HDTVs all around the bar (seven I think?) and a big-screen projection TV.

– Calhoun’s makes it a practice to be open early for Tiger games. They have very reasonable beer prices and five flat-panel TVs, 3 of which I believe are HD.  (Edit:  Just heard back from management.  They will open at 10:30 AM tomorrow.  $2 longnecks of Mich, Mich Light, and Bud Select until they run out.  They will sell tomato juice and orange juice for those who bring vodka – $3 setups.)

– Hoop’s Bar is considering opening early for the game tomorrow – not in time for the game start at 11, but at 2 PM, so people can go there to party after the game lets out.

No telling where I’ll be tomorrow morning. With so many great options, I’m undecided whether to go with the default value (Saucer), where the group decides to go (currently being voted on), or someplace else. I tend to be spontaneous about these decisions and will figure it out after I wake up tomorrow. Hoop’s Bar opening at 2 PM is a scary prospect indeed, as I can see myself arriving at 2 and drinking PBR cans and Coronas until the OTHER 2.

A couple of people have told me that the new Memphis Magazine issue, with the interview with me in the “Q&A” feature, is now out. I haven’t seen it yet but both people have told me “great article.” If it is, the credit has to go to Mary Helen Tibbs who was a great interviewer, and the photographer who knew exactly how to capture images that tell a story. All I did was show up and talk for a while.

Had another good run on the pool table last night, going 5-0 (including handing Pete another ass-whoopin’) before Matty O finally brought my streak to an end.

Winter weather advisory in effect until 6 AM tomorrow. They’re predicting accumulation of up to an inch of snow or sleet. Again, be careful if you come Downtown tonight for the concert. To avoid the traffic snarls in the core, keep in mind you can park in the Pinch or South Main and take the trolley to the core. Trolleys run until 1 AM weekend nights.

Later today: An opportunity to bring a very unique event to Memphis. Should be of particular interest to entrepreneurs. Be sure to check back. If anyone has any more info on that bookstore please let me know.

Two updates for you tonight:

1) The female lead singer of the band that played the Flying Saucer tonight had a tube top on.

2) This is unconfirmed, but from a very trusted source who claims that part of the post office building at Front and Madison, which is being converted into the U of M Law School, will be used to house either a Barnes & Noble or Bookstar bookstore.  My source says Starbucks beverages will be served inside the store.

I can promise you this – I will have an update to this post Friday morning, so check back.

Due to an unexpected Jager Bomb there’s a thunderstorm going on in my head right now.  I’m retiring for the evening.  No early AM drinking at McGuinness tonight.

Went to CityHouse Salon on my lunch break to get a haircut.  Afterward, I realized I was only a few blocks away from the Wendy’s at Third and Crump.  So I drove down there to get food to take back to work… and as I type this I’m sitting here eating THE BACONATOR!!!

Great article in the Commercial Appeal this morning about Blake Payne, who at the age of 21 is the executive chef of LoLo’s Table.  I haven’t been to LoLo’s in a while, which is odd considering I live a half block from the place.  One of the friendliest places Downtown.  Good happy hour too.

The Weather Channel is predicting a wintry mix and a low of 30 for tomorrow night.  Hmmm, conditions could be right for some tricky driving tomorrow.  Be extra careful if you’re driving Downtown for the Foo Fighters concert.

I barhopped last night.  Had a beer at the Saucer, then a beer at Circa, then a beer at Huey’s.  Then I went back to the Saucer and stayed until I found a compelling reason to leave (they turned the lights on and started stacking the chairs).  So I started to walk home, but noticed that McGuinness was on the way home and ended up there.  Most of the Saucer’s closing staff did as well.

While at McGuinness, I heard a disturbing story about one of the bums – “CAN I AKS YOU A QUESTION” guy.  About 5’11”, wild crazy hair.  This guy is very intimidating, comes straight at you going, “SIR.  MA’AM.  CAN I AKS YOU A QUESTION.”  I’m sure there’s no need to tell you what the question is.  He is known to follow people.  Last night I heard that a service industry worker was so scared of him she started running away – and he jogged after her.  Anyone else had run-ins with this guy?  I need to get a photo of him to put on the panhandling forum, but he’s so aggressive that I’m scared to get close enough to take his picture with only 3x optical zoom.

While at McGuinness, the tall brunette Saucer waitress managed to coax a free shot out of me, despite that fact that she was so grouchy that I wondered if she lives on Sesame Street in the garbage can with Oscar.  I think she was a bit surprised, knowing that former waitress Zebra Hair tried for months and months to get me to buy her drinks but never succeeded.

When did they start putting ketchup on the Baconator?  I hate ketchup.

Last night I heard that part of the space above Downtown Huey’s will be converted into apartments.  Not sure what the time frame is for that.

Attn local bands:  The Memphis Flyer is starting Flyer Radio to promote local music, and they’re looking for song submissions.

Rio Loco is having their second birthday party on Saturday the 26th.

Back to work.  I’m assisting in the development of design documents this week.  Yay.

Congrats to the Rapscallions on yet another first-place finish in trivia last night… that brings our gift certificate total to $355.  The Saucer Girls team, who did a lot of trash talking last week after a strong finish, were next to last at the end of round 1 and round 2 and then just gave up entirely and didn’t even play the third round.  There was also a team named “We Have a Hot Waitress,” although really, that could refer to any of the teams.

50 finalists have been announced for the World Mayor Award, to select the best city mayor in the world for 2008.  Criteria they look for:  Good administrative abilities, the ability to provide safety and security, and the ability to foster good relations among different races and cultures.  Only 10 of the 50 finalists are from North America.  And guess who one of the finalists is… our very own Mayor Willie Herenton.  No, I’m not making this up.  King Willie is in the top 50.  Go back and read those criteria again… Willie?  REALLY?

Wacky how-to of the day:  How to open a beer bottle with a dollar bill.  That could be useful… then again, I almost always drink draft beers.  I’ll have to make sure John D sees it so he can practice popping open his bottles of Bud Light.  Maybe Hooper and Tony at Hoop’s Bar should author a how-to:  How to open a PBR can with a sword.

Last night I confirmed that the Saucer will open early for Saturday’s Memphis-Gonzaga game, and we’ve been promised a decent Fire Sale.

Dammit!  Tennessee lost to Kentucky last night.  Normally I’m indifferent toward Tennessee, but I wanted them to win all their games between now and February 23 so that (1) Memphis can beat as highly-ranked a team as possible, kind of like fattening a pig for slaughter.  They have a month to rebuild and hopefully can get back in the top 5 by then.

In addition to being open early for the game Saturday (brunch served 10-1), the Majestic Grille announced some other stuff as well.  They’ll have a Super Bowl party February 3 with their famous chili with chopped onions and cheddar cheese, spicy crawfish dip, a hot meatball sub, and smoked brisket sandwich.  They’ll have couches in their Innovators’ Room with a 10′ big screen.  On February 6 they’ll have a wine dinner featuring Osborne wines paired with Spanish specialties such as tapas and paella.  And on February 10 their family-style Sunday Suppers return, enough to feed 4 hunrgy people for $60.  Menu will change once a month.  February’s menu:  Antipasto; endive, radichio and fennel salad with shaved parmesan and sherry vinaigrette; lasagna; sauteed broccoli rabe; foccacia with grilled artichoke pesto; and homemade cannoli.  Reservations required for the wine dinner, appreciated for the Sunday Suppers.  The best way to keep up with happenings at the Majestic is to get on their website and sign up for their e-mail newsletter.  You can also make reservations on their site.

That’s all for now… got an early conference call at work, so it’s time to go get a Mountain Dew so I’m well caffeinated.

… from stores in Downtown Memphis, go to the website.  It’s an Uptown Memphis promotion and you can use the serial numbers on the dollars to enter into a contest to win $50 or $500 gift certificates.

Calhoun’s Sports Bar & Grill, the new sports bar on G.E. Patterson, asked me to let everyone know about the following improvements:

– They now have two new beers on tap:  Newcastle Brown Ale and DOS EQUIS SPECIAL LAGER!!!!!!  With XX Lager on tap, Calhoun’s may be seeing a lot more of me.  Wait, the Saucer also has Dos Equis Lager on tap.  And the Saucer also has hot waitresses in miniskirts.  Okay, beer alone may not be enough to get me in Calhoun’s.  But that’s okay, because they have a lot more!  See below…

– They now have the school food “pizzas” that you ate in the lunchroom when you were a kid.  Cheese, sausage, and pepperoni.  Those little rectangular pizzas were not half bad.  School food “sloppy joes,” on the other hand, were disgusting, glad Calhoun’s isn’t carrying those.  I remember growing up in the Little Rock School District, they’d have school food “sloppy joes” on Tuesday and school food “BBQ” on Thursday and they’d try to pass it off as two different menu items even though it was the SAME DAMN THING!  Even worse was the school food “fish.”  I had a friend of mine find an unidentified metallic object in the “fish” in junior high.  Anyway, Calhoun’s has the pizzas and I bet they’d work really well as drunk food.

– Smoke Eater has been installed to remove some of the smoke exhaled by those with filthy, nasty, disgusting nicotine addictions (my words, not Calhoun’s… they welcome smokers)

– They now have ESPN Full Court Package

– They’ll have the MLB package in time for opening day

– They’ll have a deck in the back by March so everyone can enjoy the nice weather.

– They’ll have the following Tiger games on:

January 23:  Tulsa, 7:00
January 26:  Gonzaga, 11:00 AM
January 30:  Houston, 7:00
February 9:  UCF, 3:00
February 13:  Houston, 8:00
February 20:  Tulane, 7:00
February 23:  Tennessee, 8:00
February 27:  Tulsa, 8:00
March 1:  Southern Miss, 3:00
March 5:  SMU, 7:00
March 8:  UAB, noon

– Games that will NOT be carried at Calhoun’s:

February 2:  UTEP, noon
February 6:  SMU, 8:00
February 16:  UAB, 7:00

I’ve heard the place stays pretty consistently packed with South Main locals.  Glad to hear they’re doing well.

Keep your eye on the stock market today… in case you missed this morning’s news, the Fed cut its prime rate 3/4 of a point in fear of a recession.  That’s a HUGE move – normally they move it up or down 1/4 of a point at a time.  Stock markets around the world went down the crapper overnight.  The U.S. markets have only been open a few minutes as I type this, and already the Nasdaq has lost 117 points, or 5% of its value.  (Edit a few minutes later:  It’s rebounded to only -2% now, so maybe there was an overreaction at the start of trading.)  You can track the market averages on The Motley Fool’s homepage.

The Majestic Grille is opening an hour early (10 AM) this Saturday for the 11 AM Memphis-Gonazaga game at the FedExForum.  The Majestic will host the official Tiger Live Remote broadcast of the Tiger game, and they will also carry their Sunday brunch menu over to Saturday.  That includes the drink specials, which are $3 mimosas, $3 bloody marys, and $12 “Majestic Mimosa” bottles of champagne.  Regular lunch menu will be available too.

Other restaurants/bars in the area:  If you’re opening early, let me know.  Maybe I’ll make a list and post it Friday.  I need to talk to the Saucer managers and confirm they’re opening early.  I also need to stress to them the importance of choosing a Fire Sale that doesn’t suck on Saturday.

Heard a good story about the new Grizzlies GM Chris Wallace last night.  My friend Sam took a kid who is a St. Jude patient up there last night.  Chris Wallace comes in the restaurant where Sam works a lot, so Sam approached him, introduced the kid, and asked if he might be able to get some autographs for him.  “I’ll do you one better than that,” Wallace replied.  “He’s invited to practice tomorrow.”  That was a very cool gesture.

It’s official – the Tigers are #1 in both polls for the first time since 1983.  Of course, with a very strong Tulsa team on the schedule for Wednesday night, our top ranking could be short lived.  When people think of legend-killers in the world of college basketball, Tulsa is often one of the first teams to come to mind.

A friend of mine pointed out something last night – if we remain at the top of the polls all season, not only are we sure to get a #1 seed in the NCAA tournament, but we’re also likely to get the bracket closest to home.  That would put us in the Alltel Arena in Little Rock for rounds one and two.

Had a great night at Pint Nite last night… I think I had so much fun because I wandered around the bar.  Sat in my usual window seat with my friend Bobby for a while… then wandered inside and talked to a couple of people on the rail, where we proved that politics and religion actually can be discussed at a bar… then wandered over to the dart boards where there was a tournament going on (although, I didn’t participate, I suck at darts).  Had a lot of fun.  I need to start wandering around more rather than staying glued to one seat the whole night.  Never made it to Circa or McGuinness, even though I had those on the agenda.

Tonight:  The Rapscallions invite you to come get your ass kicked at trivia.

The Orpheum is looking for three well-connected MySpace users to promote their upcoming musical, The Wedding Singer, which will run February 12-17.  These users will receive two tickets to the opening night performance in exchange for promoting the musical via MySpace comments and bulletins and adding information to their profiles.  If interested, you can find more information on The Orpheum’s MySpace blog.  Tomorrow is the deadline to apply for one of the three spots.

If anyone’s looking for a .NET job I heard about one this morning.  4 years experience in .NET, currently using .NET 2.0 or 3.0.  3 years experience in SQL stored procedures.  Education and certs are a bonus but not required.  You’ll have a private office, dual monitors, and all the latest technologies.  If interested e-mail me at paul@paulryburn.com and I’ll pass your info along.  (this is not a job at the company I work for, by the way)

The Memphis Tigers have moved up to #1 in the latest ESPN/USA Today poll.  No word yet on the AP poll as of noon today.

Plans for tonight:  Pint Nite at the Saucer at 5, with detours to Circa and/or McGuinness at various points in the evening as I see fit.

6:25 PM:  Today I went on a long run on the pool table at the Saucer, winning 11 games in a row, including the 10th game in one shot when I made the 8 on the break.  To be fair, Pete was the one who eventually ended the streak, but for most of the afternoon this is what he was thinking:

I finished the day at 12-2.  I’m now at home enjoying Paul’s Drunkass Food.  About 7:30 I’ll head back up to the Saucer for round 2.  Most people have the day off tomorrow (I don’t!  My company is HOLDING THE WHITE MAN DOWN!!!) for MLK day, so hopefully there will be a crowd.  Most likely I’ll get my second wind and close the place down.

Preview of George W. Bush’s proclamation of tomorrow’s holiday:  “Milk day!  Well, I think that’s fantastic that Congress set aside a holiday honoring milk.  It does a body good, you know.  But I think they left a vowel out of…” (advisor whispers in his ear)  “Oh.”

Heading back up there, maybe to whoop some more ass at pool.  Whatcha gonna do when the rabbit gets the gun, Pete, whatcha gonna do when the rabbit gets the gun.