Paul Ryburn's Journal

I saw photos of the beer dinner Bardog had this week and the food looked scrumptious. If you missed out, you’ll soon have another chance at one of their special dinners, although this one won’t feature beer. The chef said yesterday they’re looking at Halloween as the date for the next one. He’s thinking about a seafood theme and each course will be paired with mixed drinks.

After that conversation, I realized something, not about Halloween at Bardog but about Halloween in general this year. Consider the following:

1. Halloween is one of the biggest party nights of the year
2. This year Halloween is on Saturday, the biggest party night of the week
3. We’re in the middle of a pandemic.

Might as well walk over to the calendar right now and mark down SHITSHOW for October 31, because that’s what it is going to be.

… But wait, there’s more. Even if you’re smart enough to not go out on Halloween night this year, there’s still a high probability you will be around people who did… on ELECTION DAY, after the coronavirus has had three days to incubate.

If ever there were a year to vote early, this is it.

Well damn… it’s 1:28 AM as I type this and there are still a lot of people awake. 14 rooms have their lights on at the Holiday Inn, at least the side of it that faces me, at this hour. Honestly, I’m surprised 14 rooms are even occupied. I guess the pandemic hasn’t completely killed Memphis’ tourist business. Anybody having sex? (Gets out binoculars) Nope, doesn’t look like it.

The Silly Goose has their fall cocktail menu up.

(Photo credit: Brittini who bartends there) You can’t hang out while you drink your cocktail – although hopefully that’ll change soon when Health Directive No. 12 comes out – but you can get it to go. Might as well get one of their wood-fired pizzas to-go too!

It is now mathematically impossible for Memphis 901 FC to make the playoffs this year. The squad lost 4-1 to Louisville City yesterday on the road. They return to AutoZone Park Wednesday night to host North Carolina FC. Playoff hopes or no, the matches are a lot of fun, so come out! Plus, it might be a bit easier to get one of the 1000 or so social distanced tickets now.

The Memphis Tigers football team has canceled Friday’s date with UTSA as the virus continues to rage. However, the Tigers have added a home game with Stephen F. Austin on November 21.

Only September 20 and we’re already on the Greek letters: Tropical Storm Beta is expected to hit the Texas coast Tuesday and could dump some rain on Memphis as a tropical depression Thursday night and Friday.

I wonder what will happen if they run out of Greek letters? There’s still two and a third months left in hurricane season.

Tin Roof has NFL Sunday Ticket to go along with its brunch.

Still trying to figure out writing on Medium.com. Thursday and Friday I published 3 new articles on the platform and busted my ass trying to cultivate relationships with other writers. Saturday I went to Bardog for PBR and shots (and calamari, because you have to order food). I made more money Saturday than I did Thursday and Friday combined. Long-term – like on a monthly basis – Medium is a good side hustle once you build up a writing portfolio, but day-to-day there’s more variance than there is at the dog track in West Memphis.

I am better learning how to target an audience, though, and I have an article on intuition I want to get posted, so I’m going to publish this blog post then head over to Medium. No Sunday brunch today although I might get out later if I completely exhaust my creative self. Back tomorrow with more news.

 

 

Rest in peace Justice Ginsburg. You were one of the great justices of modern times, a champion of gender and LGBTQ equality. You sacrificed a well-deserved retirement for our country. Thank you.

Perhaps the biggest local news story is not an official story… yet. To provide context, from the Memphis Flying Saucer:

No official announcements yet, but we’re getting close to having some good news for Memphis! In the mean time, if you want to get in on the Vote Glass that has predicted the last three presidential elections, pre-order online!

You remember the week before the COVID-19 task force announced Phase 1, which rolled out May 4? They made it pretty clear to everyone, although they never outright said it, that an announcement about reopening was going to be coming that week.

There was a veiled message to restaurants – which may have been actually said through back channels – to go ahead and hire back your staff, go ahead and place your food service and beverage supplier orders, so you’ll be able to hit the ground running when we officially give you permission to reopen.

There’s a lot of reason to suspect similar messages were sent this week, particularly to the owners of limited-service restaurants. I HAVE NOT CONFIRMED THIS but given posts like the one above from the Saucer, there’s good reason to speculate.

Now, that would all be good and fine…. we miss the bars… except for Mayor Strickland’s weekly update, or as I have taken to call it, Weekly Info from Jimbo from Mempho. If you scroll down to the second graph in Jimbo’s info, you see that for cases through September 7, the replication rate, “R” or “R-nought” as it is often called, has risen to 1.26. That means that right now, each new person who gets the coronavirus will infect on average 1.26 people. The “tripwires” in recent health directives state that R needs to be at or below 1 – the virus therefore being starved of new hosts – before limited-service restaurants are allowed to reopen.

So now the COVID-19 task force would seem to be in  a pickle. If they delay the reopening date, the limited-service restaurants’ inventory is left to rot. Employees who were promised jobs to return to have to go back on unemployment – again. This is an industry that has been asked to bear more than their fair share of the economic burden. No one wants to ask them for yet another sacrifice.

Yet we have the social media “public health experts” out there – people who post things like “I could even get behind a second lockdown, if we did it properly this time!” If additional reopenings are allowed this coming week, they are going to scream at the top of their lungs that the tripwires were never anything more than a joke.

And they’ll be right.

There is no correct answer. It’s figuring out the least bad of the choices. As someone who has friends who own limited-service restaurants, I want them to reopen, both so my friends won’t lose their life’s investments and so I can go hang out there. But if I feel that way, am I rooting for people to die?

I don’t know, man. I’m so sick of 2020.

Let’s move on to some food porn, what do you say?

Yesterday I had to run to the ATM in the First Horizon building at Madison and B.B. King. Before I left the apartment, I thought, I’m going to walk right past fam, the Asian and sushi restaurant on Madison, why don’t I put in an order? It’s so easy to do online.

It seems like they’ve revised their menu a little since the last time I ordered, and they added a few new rice bowls. One was a spicy beef curry bowl with filet, savory curry sauce, steamed rice, kale, corn, grilled onions, and carrot. I love spicy food, and I’ve been getting bored with chicken and/or shrimp in Asian dishes lately, so this was a welcome change.

Great chefs will tell you the presentation of a dish matters as much as the taste, and look at that beautiful photo! Even having been walked a block home, my bowl was a gorgeous assortment of beef, vegetables, and rice. As for the taste, it was just about perfect. The meat was cooked tender, the curry sauce was tangy and just slightly hot, the veggies were in the right proportions. This is my new go-to at the restaurant.

I was going to get a side of egg rolls, but Perjorie hopped on the laptop’s track pad as I ordered and pressed the button for edamame. Trolls prefer foods that are the same color as their hair.

As much food as I ordered, you’d think there have been leftovers. There weren’t. It was too good to save some for later.

Another death to report: TOM III, the tiger who was the mascot for the University of Memphis, died at age 12. With TOM III dies the university’s tradition of having a live tiger at games.

Bars/limited-service restaurants may have been closed for more than two months, but they’re eligible for grants up to $10,000 under Shelby County’s new Share The Tab program. Glad the program exists but in no way will that grant completely cover the expenses of bars for the amount of time they have been closed.

Mid-South Pride will hold a Regional Pride Event tomorrow, including a parade. Lineup is at 1 PM at Tiger Lane and the parade, 2:00-3:30, will travel

• East Parkway to Young
• Young to Union (WTF? They mean Young to Cooper to Union?)
• Union to Danny Thomas
• Danny Thomas to Beale

The parade will end at Front and Beale.

The curse of the avid reader: We pronounce words wrong because we always read them and never hear them on TV. I can so relate to this. I pronounced Kamala Harris’ name wrong for months because I had never heard it spoken properly.

Let’s see what we’ve got going on football-wise… looks like #17 Miami at #18 Louisville (6:30, ABC) is the game of the day. #14 UCF at Georgia Tech (2:30, ABC) should be good too and a chance to scout a key AAC opponent. Over on USA there’s South Florida at #7 Notre Dame at 1:30.

Rodell McCord plays Dinner & Tunes at Tin Roof tonight at 6.

Bardog is my plan for today. Back tomorrow with more news.

I sure miss normal.

I knocked off work at 8:58 PM, the first day so far on which I published two new articles to Medium. I wanted to go out, grab a seat at the bar, grab 3 beers, catch up with the bartenders and watch whatever sports are on TV, not order food since I already ate, hang out until 11:45 or so and go to bed.

Of course I can’t do that, as per Health Directive No. 11. So sick of all this.

This weekend, a new outdoor dining space will spring up in South Main. Huling has been closed off between Main and Wagner, and a dining area will be installed there, next to Puck Food Hall. It will provide socially distanced seating for Puck diners as well as diners from Grecian Gourmet and the soul food restaurant across the street.

If Makeda’s Cookies were a person, it could legally drink today. Stop by their Downtown location at 488 S. Second today and tell them Cheers to 21 Years!

That’s not the only business birthday we have to celebrate today, either. As your number-one source of news and information about The Edge District, it is my pleasure to inform you that today is Boxlot’s first birthday. Boxlot is the shipping container shopping mall set up the parking lot in the 600 block of Monroe. There will be free giveaways and you can shop Mo’s Bows, Kickspins, and MEMFOLK. 6:30-8:30 PM celebration. Must RSVP here.

Nashville is moving to Phase 3 October 1 and its bars can increase capacity starting today. As a friend posted last night, must be nice.

That brings me to the COVID-19 Thursday press conference recap, which will be brief because I was having connection problems.

Health Department Director Dr. Haushalter said that we are seeing a spike in cases following Labor Day, as expected. She said that numbers coming in today and over the weekend will be critical. Therefore, no steps toward reopening will be taken until next week.

Dr. H said it is critical that if your organization knows of a confirmed case of COVID-19, it needs to be reported to the Health Department immediately, so that quarantine, isolation, and contact tracing can be put in place to slow the additional spread of the virus. She said that although the incubation period of the virus is typically 14 days, those who are hospitalized may require an extra 5 to 10 days.

Dr. H stressed that there is abundant testing, and David Sweat reiterated that there are more than 10,000 slots. If you feel like there is a chance you might have picked up COVID-19, you are encouraged to go get tested even if you have no known link to a confirmed case.

There were some changes to the way that data is reported, involving “de-duplication,” that have driven the positivity rate up slightly. Dr. H said she is less concerned about the rising positivity rate than the rising number of new cases. Shelby County had 293 new cases yesterday which is more than we’ve seen for one day in some time.

Jimbo from Mempho with a reminder about testing:

If you’re having symptoms, have been exposed to someone with the virus, or think you may have been exposed and just want to be sure—get tested.https://t.co/HM4c05YJXR pic.twitter.com/rYakvIEl6H

— Mayor Jim Strickland (@MayorMemphis) September 17, 2020

Local ag-tech company Indigo Ag has been working with Dogfish Head brewery on “the greenest beer” Dogfish Head “has ever brewed.” The brewery releases Re-Gen-Ale tomorrow.

A “Better Jefferson” project has emerged from the pandemic. It will focus on changes to the thoroughfare that runs from Riverside Drive through the medical district and out to Cleveland Street in Crosstown. The city’s bike and pedestrian program manager said “some lanes of traffic could be eliminated.”

ATTN. RANDY: School of Rock presents an online event, Billy Joel vs. Elton John, tonight 6:00-7:30.

WHO DAT! Loflin Yard will have a watch party for the Saints vs. Raiders game Monday with a shrimp boil and beer specials.

That’s it for this post. Off to work, then home where I will try to crank out another Medium article. If I get the article done I might consider a Blind Bear trip for dinner. Back tomorrow with more news.

 

An alarming post on Memphis Reddit was called to my attention yesterday afternoon. Criminals have been going around to parking garages and lots in the Downtown area and cutting catalytic converters off cars. “My car sounded like a drag racer,” said the person who reported the thefts on Reddit. If this happens to you, you should have your car towed to a mechanic immediately. The toxic fumes a car releases without a catalytic converter make it unsafe for you to drive and also are bad for the environment.

From The Balance: What to do if your catalytic converter was stolen. Crooks can cut this part off the underside of your car in under a minute. Vehicles that are parked higher up off the ground are at higher risk. Vehicles parked in the same space for several days are at risk too – which is the case for many cars whose owners both live and work Downtown.

Thanks to one of my neighbors, who pointed out something I missed in the comments – the reported theft happened in “the garage across from Raiford’s” on Second. That would be the garage where most of the car owners who live in my building park. Folks, go check your cars!

The mechanic told the original poster this was the fourth catalytic converter theft he had heard of in recent days. A commenter said that the same thing had happened out in The Edge in the Monroe-Marshall area.

Good weather news this weekend:

Now here’s a forecast we can all get behind! Who’s ready for a taste of fall, and maybe trying out that new hoodie?? This weekend is looking FAB-U-LOUS!! #memwx #901weather pic.twitter.com/hZnWOqGSv5

— MemphisWeather.net (@memphisweather1) September 16, 2020

How about taking advantage of that gorgeous weather brunching on a patio? Info from Cocozza, the pop-up Italian American restaurant inside The Majestic Grille:

Brunch is BACK at Main & Peabody Place! Starting THIS Sat & Sun, you’ll be able to enjoy an alfresco brunch on Main once again. Dine in only. Reservations Required. Call 901-523-0523 to book. Sat 11-2, Sun 10-2 Lemon Ricotta Pancakes, Italian Sausage, Pepper & Onion Frittata, Florentine Benedict, Meatballs & Polenta, Country fried Steak & Eggs with mushroom gravy to make a few. Enjoy an Antipasti Bloody Mary, a Bellini or even a Majestic Mimosa! #cocozzamemphis #cocozza #majesticgrille #ghostrestaurant #brunch #brunchtime #majesticmimosa #americanitalianfood

Antipasti Bloody Mary? Yuuuummmmm! Note that you must have reservations.

If you missed the National Civil Rights Museum’s seminar last night, “Understanding White Privilege: A Key to Dismantling Systemic Racism,” you can watch the presentation on YouTube.

The NCAA Division I Council has set November 25 as the date when men’s and women’s college basketball can start the 2020-2021 season. There will be no games including exhibitions or scrimmages before that date.

The University of Memphis has confirmed 46 COVID-19 cases, with 42 in athletics. The other four are in a cluster connected to the cheer squad.  Football head coach Ryan Silverfield denied that all 42 athletics cases are connected to football.

WMC Action News 5 will broadcast an election countdown tonight at 9. They’ll have everything you need to know about the fall election including mail-in voting.

MATA has launched GO901, a new mobile fare website and smartphone app.

There’s a pay-what-you-can Kemetic Yoga class tonight at 6:30 at River Garden. With a sunset at 7:02, that should be beautiful. YOGA!

While reading Medium yesterday, I found three of the best links I’ve ever read about narcissistic personality disorder (NPD). The book I read last year addressed narcissism on the “doing” level: How do they get away with the things they do? These articles address narcissism on the “being” level: Why are narcissists the way they are?

• The single most important thing to learn about narcissists
• Why we believe we can heal the narcissist
• Narcissist charm isn’t real – it’s just a default setting

These links are behind Medium’s paywall, and since they’re not my articles I can’t help you out with special URLs to circumvent it. If you run out of your monthly allotment of free Medium articles and don’t want to pay the $5 fee, try this: Google the term object constancy. Quora, the ask-a-question, get-an-answer website, also has a lot of good stuff.

I’ll even throw in a bonus. Google the narcissistic smirk. It’s one of their tell-tale signs and you can catch it in photos sometimes.

All right. Time to go to work, then after that, writing on Medium. I am really mad at myself for not publishing anything on that platform yesterday and am going to try to double up today. As usual, I’ll play the noon COVID-19 press conference by ear: It there’s news about the bars and restaurants, I’ll be back this afternoon with a report. Otherwise, the recap will be in tomorrow’s update.

In case you missed it, yesterday the Shelby County COVID-19 task force strongly implied that limited-service restaurants might be allowed to reopen, albeit with restrictions, next week. Keep scrolling past the end of this post for my task force press conference recap.

Raymond James laid off about 4% of its employees yesterday. The company has 930 employees here in Memphis, mostly at its headquarters Downtown on Front Street although they are all working remotely. It is not yet clear how many in Memphis were laid off.

Memphis 901 FC has dismissed head coach Tim Mulqueen. Assistant coach Ben Pirmann will take over his duties for the remainder of the season. The Memphis team gave up a two-goal lead for the fourth time this season and has a 2-4-6 record.

Shelby County Schools have postponed all sports for the fall because COVID RUINS EVERYTHING. Students and parents plan a peaceful protest at 10 this morning. Denied the opportunity for scouts to come to watch their games, some local high school seniors could miss out on athletic scholarships next year.

The Memphis hospitality industry set up an empty event in Tom Lee Park to highlight the financial suffering that sector of the job market is experiencing during the pandemic.

Jerk Chicken and Festival returns to Evelyn & Olive restaurant in The Edge today from 4 to 8. That is not a typo. “Get you a flavorful leg quarter with festival for only $4,” the Facebook event listing reads. I have never heard “festival” as a side dish before. It’s a Caribbean thing I guess?

… Wikipedia to the rescue. It’s a Jamaican fried dumpling that is slightly sweet.

The Orpheum will show 2002 film Bend it Like Beckham on the big screen Friday night at 7. The daughter of orthodox Sikhs rebels against her parents’ traditionalism and joins a soccer team. Rated PG-13. There will be social distancing and all that crap.

The Rusty Pieces will live stream on their Twitch channel tomorrow, Thursday, September 17, from 7 to 10.

Job news: The Memphis Flyer is looking for a news reporter.

You have until 5 PM today to vote in the Memphis Flyer’s 2020 Best of Memphis poll.

The NBA named its All-Rookie first team yesterday, and not surprisingly, Ja Morant and Brandon Clarke made the list. It’s the first time the Grizzlies have had two players named to the squad since 2002 (Pau Gasol, Shane Battier), and the first time the Grizzlies have had All-Rookie first teamers back-to-back (2019: Jaren Jackson Jr.).

Couple of pieces of Blind Bear news: Now that they’ve gone non-smoking, they’re all ages 7 AM to 3 PM, so bring the kids in for breakfast or lunch. They’ll start previewing the new menu Friday and fully roll it out next week.

Holly reports in the I Love Memphis Blog that Cocozza, the Italian ghost restaurant operating in the Majestic Grille, will start brunch service for patio dining only starting this weekend. Takeout brunch will be added soon.

For my readers not into pro wrestling, you’re dismissed, and if the COVID-19 task force press conference recap from yesterday is of interest, keep scrolling. Back tomorrow with more news.

Okay. Couple of comments about WWE Monday Night Raw.

First of all, did anyone else get the feeling that Mickie James may have been under the influence during her match with Asuka? Several times in the match, her legs looked wobbly, and it seemed like she didn’t know where she was. It reminded me of the 2011 Jeff Hardy-Sting match a good bit.

Second – at the end of Raw, Retribution came out and attacked Drew McIntyre and Keith Lee during their match. The Hurt Business came out and starting fighting Retribution outside the ring. McIntyre and Lee came flying over the top rope and took out everyone. The show closed with McIntyre and Lee standing there over the fallen, looking at each other like a couple of idiots.

WHY DIDN’T MCINTYRE AND LEE UNMASK RETRIBUTION????

Just a gaping storyline hole in my opinion.

Also, if The Hurt Business keeps kicking ass, they are going to have to be turned face out of necessity. See the Road Warriors ’85-’86 and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin ’96-’97 for the precedent. It’ll be another six to eight months, but it’ll have to happen.

That’ll do it. Back tomorrow.

 

 

Dr. Bruce Randolph, Shelby County Health Officer, provided a glimmer of hope for local businesses in today’s COVID-19 press conference.

He said that due to 7- and 14-day downward trends, he anticipates revisions to the health directive next week. There will still be restrictions, but “we will allow some things to be open.”

When pressed by a reporter, Dr. Randolph said he had received numerous calls from limited service restaurants. “I hear you,” he said, and “we will address that in some form or fashion.”

Randolph continued by saying that all restaurants – full-service and limited-service – will likely be held to the same standards in regard to safety measures and how they operate. He said that increased enforcement would be critical in the reopening, and that a team “will evaluate and assess your establishment according to safety measures in the health directive.” He said it is very important for establishments to have a copy of the directive to make sure they understand the measures.

Of course, the degree to which re-opening is allowed depends on data still coming in this week, reflecting results from Labor Day weekend.

The SCHD’s David Sweat noted that the reproductive rate of the virus has crept back up to 0.94, and that it rising above 1 again would be cause for concern. However, he noted, it rose to 0.94, 0.95 recently and then went back down.

Sweat also noted the health department is working with the University of Memphis investigating 36 COVID-19 cases on campus, including two clusters. One has been verified to be the football team. The second cluster is “not a residence but a group that share activities and training together.” He could not comment on how many infections were students and how many were staff.

The future sounds promising for Max’s Sports Bar, Silly Goose, and other Memphis limited-service restaurants, but let’s keep wearing those masks and social distancing to ensure they get back open. Back tomorrow with more news.

There was big news yesterday about Domino’s making a $100 million donation to St. Jude, but they are not the only ones contributing – and you can help. Yesterday Amazon announced a quarterly donation of $562,635.12 to the children’s hospital. The money came from the Amazon Smile program where a small portion of the amount of customer purchases goes to a charity of the customer’s choice.

To participate, go to smile.amazon.com and select St. Jude from the list of charities. Once you’re signed up, when you’re ready to go shopping go to smile.amazon.com rather than www.amazon com. (This is easy to forget so you might want to bookmark the Smile site.)

MIFA will partner with author Matthew Desmond for an online community conversation on eviction at noon on Wednesday, October 7. Memphis has been hit particularly hard by the pandemic economy, with a disproportionate number of citizens behind on their rent. Desmond is the author of Evicted: Poverty and Profit in the American City which you can order at a 10% discount from Novel.

Job alert: Food services company Sysco is hiring an outside sales representative for the Midtown/Downtown area.

Amber Rae Dunn and Shufflegrit play Live at the Tracks Friday night 7:30 to 9:30. Come listen at Central Station’s socially distanced outdoor space or listen online. Expect classic covers, rockabilly, and in keeping with the venue, maybe a few train songs.

Patricia Wilson Aden has been selected as the new leader of the Blues Foundation. She will start on October 1. Current president Babara Newman is retiring.

Uh oh, this next piece of news is not good.

Looking at the Shelby County COVID-19 data page, the 7-day rolling positivity rate (5th graph from the top) is beginning to trend in the wrong direction. After hitting a low of 9.7%, it bounced back up to 10.1% and now 10.5%. That’s above the 10% threshold the health department wants to see to consider reopening the bars and loosening the stupid regulations on restaurants. The 7-day rolling new case average is also up, although at 112 that is much less of a concern (threshold 180).

Note that we’re now about 10 days removed from the extended Labor Day weekend, so it’s not like the upward-trending numbers were a surprise: We saw similar trends following the Memorial Day and July 4 weekends. It’s a shame though… we were so close to winning more freedoms back, and now it looks like we may be in for even more weeks of

Even more bad news: No Peeps for Halloween this year. Don’t expect them for Christmas or Valentine’s Day either. COVID RUINS EVERYTHING! I guess no-contact Peeps were too expensive to make.

I’ll try to tune in to the task force press conference today at noon. If there’s anything significant about bars or restaurants, I’ll do an afternoon update. If not, I will save the recap for tomorrow morning.

I hit my October goal for writing revenue today and am very close to hitting another, related goal. If I get there I will celebrate with a  visually-impaired member of the ursine family this evening. Back tomorrow with more news.

Exciting news! Yesterday I submitted a story to Age of Awareness, an online publication with more than 35,000 followers that features stories providing creative, innovative, and sustainable changes to the education system.

The author of the course I am taking encouraged students to submit to online publications early, and get used to being rejected a few times. I had an article about my experience skipping first grade in school, and searched for an education publication. I found AoA Saturday, and yesterday I submitted my story and had it accepted about 3 hours later. Not sure when it will appear on AoA’s home page; my stats indicate it has not been on there yet.

Hard to believe a guy who carries a troll around and who featured Tube Top Month in his blog for 9 years has an article being read by professors, teachers, principals, and other prominent folks in the education system… technically I guess I do have the street cred, though, having taught at the U of M and worked for the city schools back when they were still a thing.

I got the news about 5:30 PM. My first instinct was to go out and have a beer or two to celebrate… but the stupid rules would have required me to order a food item with those beers, and I had just eaten. COVID RUINS EVERYTHING.

Well, maybe not everything. The Memphis Tigers had a bye week due to Purdue canceling their scheduled matchup, and following a COVID-19 outbreak among football personnel, they had to cancel this coming Saturday’s game against Houston. Yet they entered the AP poll, debuting this week at number 16. Memphis is the third-highest-ranked non-Power 5 team, behind AAC rivals Cincinnati (13) and UCF (14).

The Tennessee Vols are 15th. This season is their best chance to go undefeated in a long time, especially if COVID-19 spikes in the southeastern states and cancels the SEC season in the next two weeks.

North Carolina FC came from behind to hand Memphis 901 FC a 3-2 road loss last night. Although still mathematically possible, for all intents and purposes Memphis is too far behind in Group G to make the playoffs this year.

Next match is another away match at Louisville FC 6:30 Saturday. Matches are televised on CW30.

The virtual version of Memphis’ 2020 Latin Fest kicks off tomorrow and lasts through the end of the month. There will be dance classes, artistic presentations, and discussions with experts on community topics.

Breaking news: Domino’s Pizza has pledged $100 million to St. Jude, the largest-ever gift to the children’s cancer research hospital.

Shelby County Commission will discuss police tactics at Monday meeting. Insider tip: For up-to-the-minute coverage of Commission meetings, follow @bdriesdm on Twitter. CAN YOU FEEL IT?

Since this is a slow news day, I want to talk a little bit more about the website I write for, Medium. Remember your first trip to a mall? The possibilities seemed endless. There was a Spencer’s and there was a Gadzooks and there was a Limited and Waldenbooks and Banana Republic and American Eagle and on and on… and then there was the food court. You could have pizza or ice cream or a Philly cheese steak or Chinese or a pretzel.

Medium is like that. It’s kind of a shopping mall full of really excellent writing. They have a list of 104 topics in which you can dig as deep as you want. If there’s any subject you’d like to read about that’s not in the topics list, type it into the search box and you’ll probably find plenty.

Medium also has publications built on its platform, including Age of Awareness where I recently got published. A few publications I think many of my readers would like include

• P.S. I Love You – this pub is all about relationships and relationship advice.
• The Startup – Medium’s largest publication with 700,000 followers. Entrepreneurs, techies, and those who are naturally curious will find plenty to read here.
• Better Humans – writing on human potential and self-improvement.
• The Ascent – storytellers documenting the search for happiness and fulfillment. I have been accepted as a writer to this one and am working on an article.
• The Post-Grad Survival Guide – life advice, financial advice, stories of successes and failures aimed mainly at those between college graduation and age 30.

I first got into Medium when I still wanted a career in IT. Their stuff in that field is top-notch, particularly data science, Javascript, programming, software engineering, and UX. If you’re thinking about changing jobs, Medium is a particularly good investment: You’ll find plenty of questions asked in technical interviews at some of America’s best-known companies.

Things you can do if you really enjoy a post on Medium:

• Follow the writer – this tells Medium you’d like to see more of what this author wrote on your news feed.
• Clap for the article – this tells Medium that this article should be shown more frequently in people’s news feeds. Click the clapping hands icon next to/below the article to clap. You can clap up to 50 times for an article.
• Highlight sections of the article – these highlights will appear when your followers read the same article.
• Subscribe to the author’s email list, or to the publication’s – you’ll get notified when there are similar articles of interest. I’m thinking about starting an email list once I get my follower count in the 500-1000 range.

I’m not trying to make this sound like a commercial for a company that pays me money (just a teeny tiny bit so far, but I’m hoping that changes). I have only been a writer for Medium for half a month. I’ve been a paid subscriber on and off for the past two years.

I consider the quality and quantity of good articles to more than justify the $5 expense. That’s especially true during COVID-19, when “bored at home” is our status a lot more than we’d like it to be.

Put it this way, if I were forced to give up my Medium subscription or my WWE Network subscription, I’d give up WWE. Those of you who know me well know what a strong statement that is.

That’ll do it. Time to get to work. I don’t anticipate getting out until Wednesday unless fate intervenes. Back tomorrow with more news.

Normally I save the political stuff until the end of my posts, but this is just so damn funny I can’t help it.

I opened Twitter this morning and saw “Macho Man” as a trending topic. I thought immediately of deceased pro wrestler Randy “Macho Man” Savage, but no, he wasn’t the trend.

Rather, the Trump campaign used “Macho Man” by the Village People, a song by six gay men that celebrates being gay, as the background music for a rally in Nevada.

Now, I can believe the stiff, boring, old white men who run Trump’s campaign didn’t know the connotations of this song. But surely Trump himself would have known! After all, this song had to be playing when he did lines (I don’t mean line dances) at Studio 54 in 1980.

Now I see that the campaign used “YMCA” lyrics too. That song’s writer says he doesn’t mind as long as Trump does the dance.

Let’s have a look at the Shelby County COVID-19 data dashboard:

• The 7-day rolling average of number of new cases, by date of test (third graph from the top) is 117. The COVID-19 task force needs to see a number at or below 180 to consider opening the bars and relaxing the stupid restrictions on restaurants.
• The 7-day rolling positivity rate, by date of test (fifth graph from the top) is 9.8%. This is highly significant because this weekend, for the first time since June 18, the number is below the 10% threshold at which the task force would consider opening bars and relaxing stupid restaurant restrictions.

The task force does not plan on making any decisions for one more week, because they want the data to roll in from Labor Day weekend. However, absent a trend upward, it is possible and maybe even likely more businesses will be open, and with fewer regulations, soon.

Daily Memphian: Shelby County positivity rate near 10% for the past month. The article also reveals another important statistic that I wish the Health Department would do more to make public. R, the reproduction rate of the virus, stands at 0.87. R needs to be at or below 1 to open the bars.

On the flip side of the coin, I encourage you to read James Aycock’s weekly wrap-up of Shelby County COVID-19 data. Mr. Aycock would probably disagree with me on whether bars should open after one more week, but there is one point on which I completely agree with him: THERE IS NOT ENOUGH TESTING. We need programs to encourage people to go get tested for free. That means changing the perception that you’re going to be sitting in a hot car in line for three hours. This means first changing the reality that people are going to be sitting in their cars in line for three hours.

Back in early July, a friend of mine went to get tested. He did not have any coronavirus symptoms, nor was he aware of being exposed to a known case of the virus. However, he is a manager of a chain restaurant here in town, and so it’s his job to interact with the public 10 hours a day, 5 days a week.  He got the test done out of curiosity. Seems to me we need to encourage more than that these days.

In other coronavirus news, the Memphis Tigers have postponed a primetime game against the Houston Cougars next Saturday because of a COVID-19 outbreak among the team. The Tigers will have to go out to bars if they want to see any cougars this week… no, wait, they can’t even do that because the bars are closed. The matchup between two of the AAC’s top teams will hopefully occur later this fall.

A search is on for a man who went missing and whose belongings were found in Martyr Park yesterday. The man was released from Alliance Healthcare Friday around 8 PM and no one has seen him since.

More rain may arrive in Memphis mid-week. Tropical Storm Sally (no doubt named for Carmel’s cat) is expected to hit Louisiana or possibly Mississippi as a Category 1 or 2 hurricane tomorrow. September 13 and we’re already running out of storm names.

Is Schroeder on the list for male hurricane names? The other cat’s got to get his fame as well.

From Yahoo! Finance: Here’s what $650,000 can get you in Memphis (as relates to buying a home). This appears to be part of a series on real estate in various cities. A Mud Island home is featured.

DittyTV will stream an online concert presenting United by Music North America tonight from 8 to 9.

I am taking a break from going out this week, with one possible exception which I’ll get to in a minute. Yesterday I signed up for a course on writing on the Medium.com platform, presented by an author who is one of Medium’s top writers and also the co-editor of one of its publications, The Post-Grad Survival Guide. Not having tabs at restaurants this week will cover part of what I spent on the course.

It’s not so much that I feel like I need instruction on how to write, but rather on how to work the Medium platform to its fullest potential. The most well-paid writers are not the best writers, but good writers who cultivate the most connections. The latter half of this week, I have been working the “people” aspect of Medium in addition to publishing two new articles. My number of followers has increased 6x since Wednesday and my earnings have increased 11x. If this trend continues, by Tuesday of this week I’ll have earned enough to pay for a PBR at the Blind Bear, and by Wednesday I’ll have earned enough to pay for a PBR at Bardog.

Now, as for that one day a week when I may have to get out, want to or not… I may need to put out a fire with the trivia team. Last week I made a mistake. There was a bonus question: Name 10 states that have voted Republican every presidential election since 1980. I scratched Texas out in favor of Arizona because I thought Texas was more likely to have voted for Carter in 1980. I got that one wrong.

Apparently one of my teammates has his feathers all ruffled that I cost us 1 point of out a possible 100 points on a trivia quiz that at best could have resulted in a $40 gift card split among 6 people. So my error contributed 1/100th of a loss of a possible $6.67 windfall for him. Oh, by the way, I contributed five other answers, Kansas, Nebraska, North Dakota, South Dakota, and Alaska, that were correct. But that doesn’t matter. Texas is all that matters.

In case you’re wondering, the correct answers in alphabetical order were Alabama, Alaska, Idaho, Kansas, Mississippi, Nebraska (statewide, although Obama won NE-02 in 2012), North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Texas, Utah, and Wyoming. Texas did vote for Carter in 1976, but that was outside the time frame of the question. Wikipedia entry for red and blue states with color chart of elections since 1972

That’s it for today. Happy brunching to those of you who do go out. Back tomorrow with more news.

 

 

Greetings, fellow citizens of Shelby County…

COVID-19 has made its way to the Memphis Tigers football team, which is suspending operations temporarily. Today is an open date for the Tigers, their game against Big Ten opponent Purdue having been canceled. Next week’s conference game against Houston is in serious doubt because of the incubation period of the disease.

I don’t see how college football is going to happen this season without a bubble, and I don’t see how you put college kids in such a bubble… nevertheless, let’s have a quick look at what games are might be on today.

• Of local interest: Arkansas State vs. Kansas State, 11 AM, FOX.
• Duke vs. #19 Notre Dame, 1:30 PM. NBC.
• Georgia Tech vs. Florida State, 2:30 PM, ABC.
• Damn, you know we’re hurting for football when UTSA vs. Texas State makes it onto ESPN2. 2:30 PM.
• #1 Clemson vs. Wake Forest is probably the game of the week. 6 PM, ABC.

Potential big news: The capital management firm that owns Downtown Walgreens is asking the Downtown Memphis Commission for a grant to make improvements. That Walgreens is a cornerstone of the neighborhood and we must do whatever it takes to keep it here. Hey DMC, here’s an idea… give them what they ask for, but in exchange, they have to stay open until 10 PM weekdays. Sound fair?

Gang, I want to emphasize once again what a fantastic resource Quora is. You can ask any question, tag it with appropriate topics, and get answers from top experts.

So, for example, a couple of weeks ago I asked about updating my LinkedIn profile to reflect a career changed from web developer to professional writer. Within days I got answers from career coaches, recruiters, and LinkedIn experts.

This week I asked if people who have a particular personality order gravitate toward a certain career. Three hours later, I had an answer with a counselor who specializes in that personality disorder.

Why do people take the time to answer these questions? Because they establish themselves in their fields by doing so. Writers I follow on Medium jump over to Quora and answer questions, and that has led to their being asked to write articles for top magazines such as Inc. and Forbes. That’s the caliber of people who will answer you, for free.

Some parts of Downtown suffered through a second power outage in two days yesterday.

Brunch starts at Ben-Yay’s today from 10 to 2. 51 S. Main St. Click or tap menus to see in a larger size:

Looks like the building next door to McEwen’s is getting a new roof:

The National Civil Rights Museum will host a webinar next Wednesday, September 16, 3-4 PM on understanding white privilege. Free to participate, but you must register in advance.

Paid poll worker jobs are available for Election Day on November 3.

In closing, I just want to remind citizens of Shelby County to wear your masks and your face coverings… maintain your six feet of distance and your hand hygiene. Back tomorrow with more news.