Congratulations to the new Mayor!

The Nuh-Uh Girl checking out a hot 23-year-old guy on Shadows' dance floor

Congratulations to Downtown’s very own Nuh-Uh Girl, who ousted Carrie L. as Mayor of Club Shadows on Foursquare Saturday morning. Not surprised to see it. The Nuh-Uh Girl is a frequent weekend visitor to the dance club. Hanging out with a group of people who call themselves “The Wolfpack,” the Nuh-Uh Girl stops at Local, Silly Goose, and about a gazillion other bars on Friday and Saturday nights before ending up at Shadows. The group likes to finish up the night with post-dance food at either Blues City Cafe or Cockadoos, where I’m sure the Nuh-Uh Girl eats off everyone’s plates.

Although most of the people who hang out at Shadows are in their early twenties, the Nuh-Uh Girl is proof that the older generation can enjoy dance clubs at 4 in the morning too. She’s an inspiration to us all. Congratulations to her on the mayorship, and may she retain it a long, long time.

Grats to Grizz

Congratulations to YOUR. MEMPHIS. GRRRRRRRRRRRIZZLIES!, who defeated Sacramento last night, clinching the final spot in the Western Conference playoffs. Read a recap of the game here.

Playoff tickets will go on sale at 10 AM tomorrow (here’s the link), which means Stephanie and the Nuh-Uh Girl will get on Twitter at approximately 10:01 AM and start begging for free tickets.

Go Grizzlies! People are hoping we just win one playoff game, which would be a franchise best. However, if we end up facing San Antonio, I really believe we have a chance to win the series and advance to the second round.

One more note, in case anyone from Grizzlies management is reading this: PLEASE RE-SIGN TONY ALLEN. Please.

 

Dr. Zarr to play the Saucer tonight

Fans of ’70s/’80s disco/funk band Dr. Zarr’s Amazing Funk Monster don’t have to wait until rooftop season to boogie down. The band will play the Flying Saucer tonight. It will be a benefit for Girls on the Run. Because it’s a benefit concert, cover will be slightly higher. According to the Saucer’s event calendar, instead of the usual $3, you’ll have to pay a hefty $4 cover to get in. Take an early withdrawal from your IRA if you have to. Get a second mortgage on the house. Sell your wedding ring… whatever you need to do, just get down there and catch Dr. Zarr! Show starts at 9:30.

My first WordPress meetup: Excellent experience

I attended my first WordPress Meetup last night at Emerge Memphis. These meetups happen monthly, but up until this month I hadn’t been able to attend, due to really important stuff like playing poker and drinking beer. However, now having been, I’ll definitely make an effort to go back. Otto gave an excellent presentation on WordPress post formats, and then spent some time answering general audience questions.

I filled an entire page with notes I scribbled – plugins I want to investigate, a new theme I want to try, ways to play with CSS. Seriously, if you use WordPress, these meetups are well worth your time. I got lots of ideas for my own blog, and for the Intranet site at work built in WordPress (which, by the way, officially launches this afternoon).

On a side note, my blog may be down or may look weird for brief periods tomorrow, as I play around with themes and plugins. Given that it will be sunny and well into the 80s though, I don’t plan to spend too much time with WordPress.

Apologies to the other attendees for my sniffling and sneezing all the way through. Claritin-D isn’t getting the job done; going to switch to Allegra today. Also, apologies for not staying afterward and introducing myself; I got a last-minute request to trade consulting for free beer at the Saucer, and obviously I was not going to turn that down.

Consulting meeting went well, although it was rather unnerving to have a person sitting at the window staring at us the entire time. It’s really too bad there’s not a D-league for social skills.

If you’re looking for something to do tonight, I’ll offer the following five suggestions: GRIZZLIES, GRIZZLIES, GRIZZLIES, GRIZZLIES and GRIZZLIES. Home game at the FedExForum against Sacramento at 7 PM. We win, we’re in the playoffs.

Newsy news: Playoff tix, rock climbing wall, oyster dinner, electric charging stations, SMA meeting, Nuh-Uh Gift, Visible School, WP meetup tonight

It’s a busy news day, so let’s hit it…

The Grizzlies have announced that first-round playoff tickets will go on sale Sunday. More info here. If the Grizzlies win a remaining game or Houston loses one, we’re in. Opponent could be the Spurs, Lakers or Mavericks, depending on how 6th through 8th places fall in the Western Conference.

It’s ClimBRIDGES night tonight at BRIDGES, where you can climb their indoor rock wall. Kerry from the I Love Memphis Blog did it last summer and filed this report.

Another oyster dinner has been announced for Downtown. It will be at Sole on Thursday, April 21. Diners will get eight varieties of prepared oysters, each paired with wine. Call 901-334-5950 for reservations.

Here’s a link to a list of planned eletric charging stations for the city. Several are located Downtown.

The monthly South Main Association meeting will be next Tuesday, April 12, at Klein Fitness at the corner of Main and Vance. Free for members, $5 for non-members, with social at 6 and presentation at 6:30. Presentations by the owner of the gym and by the Memphis Farmers Market health education chair. $2 beer, $3 wine, free hors d’oeuvres. Free food? Wonder if the Nuh-Uh Girl will show up.

Speaking of whom, for those of you who know the Nuh-Uh Girl, here’s the perfect present to get her.

Downtown’s Visible School has announced it will change its name to Visible Music College in a complete rebranding effort.

Tonight I’ll be attending the WordPress meetup at EmergeMemphis (6 PM), where Otto42 will speak. Earlier in the week, I posted that Otto is one of the top contributors to the WordPress codebase. He corrected me, telling me it would be more accurate to say he’s one of the top contributors to the WordPress community rather than codebase…

How about this? Otto is one of the top contributors to revenue at Max’s Sports Bar. I know I’m right on that count. Anyway, if you’re into WordPress, I hope to get to meet you tonight. If you’re not into WordPress and you’re looking for something else to do, the Redbirds’ home opener is tonight at 7:05.

Worth every penny

I just filed my taxes. Let me tell you, if you do your taxes by hand and they involve any degree of complication (as mine do, since I have website affiliate income), do yourself a favor. Use TurboTax. It is so awesome. It remembers your data from last year. It finds deductions you might have missed. It keeps all the math straight. This year I had to deal with filing a non-resident Mississippi return and it handled it flawlessly. Considering I have small business income to enter, it’s amazing that I was done with TurboTax in under an hour.

With the possible exception of my iPhone, I’d be hard pressed to think of any product I’ve paid for that is more worth every penny.

www.TurboTax.com

You have until April 18 to file because of some weird DC holiday. If you haven’t filed yet, I cannot recommend this product more highly.

I owed, but to the tune of a grand or two less than I thought I’d owe. Time to celebrate with a beer.

Wed update: Restaurant news

This will be a quick one, because I need to get some shopping done on my lunch break.

The Majestic Grille’s fifth birthday celebration continues this month. Rather than voting for menu items with winner being $5 off for a week, as they’ve done the past few months, this month’s celebration highlights the restaurant’s arts partners. Make a donation of $55 or more to any of their arts partners, and receive a $15 Majestic gift card. Check their events page to see a list of partners, and what you need to do when you donate to receive the card.

Automatic Slim’s tweeted that they’re having a champagne and oyster tasting tonight. There will be several different types of oysters, including East coast, West coast, Canadian, and Gulf. Each oyster flight will be complemented with a glass of champagne. Call 901-525-7948 or e-mail info@automaticslimsmemphis.com to make reservations.

That’s it for now. Going to stay home and get my taxes done tonight. Depending on how long it takes, I may go out afterward.

Tue update: Sushi, Star & Micey @ Goose, Ted Nugent announced for New Daisy

(Edit: Star & Micey start time changed to 7:00 tonight. Previously, start time was listed as 9:30)

I had another good experience at Blue Fin’s sushi happy hour last night. Having gone in the Saucer and not seen anyone I knew, I decided to have dinner at Blue Fin and enjoyed a Redbirds roll and spicy tuna roll. If you plan on going to the happy hour, you might want to check out this cartoon on sushi etiquette. Wow, I didn’t even realize how many things I was doing wrong. Credit to @amprather, co-founder of stiQRd, for tweeting this excellent guide.

Couple of quick music-related news items: First of all, Star & Micey will play the Silly Goose tonight from 7 to 10 PM. I have to say, I really enjoy the Goose on its less-busy nights (Sunday-Wednesday). It feels like I’m hanging out in a really nice living room. I went there to watch the NCAA finals after the Saucer got too crowded for my taste, and it was so comfortable and laid-back.

A big show has been announced for the New Daisy: Ted Nugent will play there July 17. The date will be part of his “I Still Believe” tour.

Very tired today. Poker at the Goose last night lasted until 1:30 AM. Really, we were all lucky it ended that early – with Brick saying, “Hold on, I need time to think,” we’re lucky the game didn’t last until Wednesday afternoon. Tonight I’m getting a much-needed haircut after work – last one was the first week of December. Then I’ll head to the Saucer for trivia. Other stuff going on: Live music at Bar None, Grizzlies host the Clippers at FedExForum at 7, pint night at Bardog from 7 to 3.

“Brick” Quote of the Week

It’s back. The feature we’ve all been missing the past year. The weekly quote from Katie AKA “Brick,” who works at the Silly Goose and who used to work at the Flying Saucer.

I went to the Goose to watch the NCAA championship game, and to play poker, tonight. Now, I know many of my readers are not poker fans, but I think you’ll be able to follow along with this story anyway.

Brick got all-in on a Texas Hold’em hand, which, after the flop, turn and river, gave her a best hand of 4, 5, 6, 7 and 9 of clubs.

Brick announced, “I have a straight flush”

I was sitting across from Brick, and despite being distracted for some reason, made it to the final table and came in 4th. Congrats to Marocco, the winner, and Dusty, the runner-up.

Where I eat lunch in the Horn Lake/Southaven area

A rare non-Downtown post. I work in the I-55/Goodman area near the border of Horn Lake and Southaven, and a friend got the mistaken impression that I eat at Chili’s every day because it’s all that’s available. In fact, I’ve never been to Chili’s. Here are some of the places I eat regularly. Who knows, maybe this will help someone who has to visit the area.

Zaxby’s (Goodman at Interstate) – Chicken. Wings, tenders, salads. I like the boneless wings with Nuclear (X-hot) sauce. I probably go here more than anywhere else. I’m the mayor of Zaxby’s on Foursquare.

Steak ‘n’ Shake (Goodman at Southaven Towne Centre) – Great burgers and shakes. Love this place.

Abbay’s (in the shopping center on the other side of Goodman from Southaven Towne Centre) – Meat and two/three plates. Love this place too. Get the spicy fried broccoli.

Qdoba Mexican Grill (same area as Abbay’s) – Mexican build-your-own-meal place. The Mexican gumbo and the nachos are my favorites.

El Charro (Goodman a few blocks west of 51) – Another good Mexican place, with a more traditional menu.

Mi Pueblo (Goodman at Elmore) – yet another Mexican place. I like the cheese enchiladas covered with beef, onions and peppers. Can’t remember the name.

La Hacienda (Southaven Towne Center) – and yet another Mexican place still.

Leleavadlee Thai Cuisine (Goodman in the shopping center west of Swinnea) – Love this place too. Have yet to settle on a favorite, but the tom yum with shrimp was a recent selection I enjoyed.

Grand Buffet (Interstate Blvd. north of Goodman, next to Target) – They have sushi on the buffet.

Tops Bar-b-q (State Line near I-55) – Excellent burgers. They take a little while because they’re fresh cooked. Worth the wait.

Jim Neely’s Interstate BBQ (State Line between I-55 and Airways) – discovered this place one day when Tops’ lot was full. Good BBQ nachos.

HT Ponder’s (Nail Road near 51) – Good Southern buffet.

Boomer’s (Nail Road near 51) – Little family owned restaurant with burgers that remind me a little of Dyer’s. Greasy and good.

Maria’s Cantina (Airways just south of Goodman) – Another Mexican place, with more of a Tex-Mex menu. Chile relleno is really good. Somewhat pricey for lunch so I don’t go there much.

On the Border (Airways south of Goodman) – And yet another Mexican place. I generally prefer locally owned over chain Mexican, but the cheese enchiladas with skirt steak (I forget the name of that dish) are outstanding.

Italian Rebel (Winchester near Mill Branch) – a seven mile drive from work, but their food is worth it. Family owned. A must stop if you find yourself in Whitehaven.

Fazoli’s (Southaven Towne Centre) – when I want Italian but don’t feel like driving to Italian Rebel

Buffalo Wild Wings (Airways north of Goodman) – I’ve tried several varieties of their wings, but keep going back to the extra hot. Good place to go when March Madness is on.

Red Lobster (Airways south of Goodman) – I had a free gift card, so why not

Arby’s, Wendy’s, KFC, Popeye’s, Taco Bell, McDonald’s, Back Yard Burgers, Quizno’s now and then.

What’s missing in the area: An Indian restaurant. Closest is 10 miles away on American Way, which is just too much of a drive.

There’s a Huey’s at Airways and Malco Blvd., but I don’t see much point going there since I have a Huey’s a block away from home. There’s a Hooters on Goodman which friends tell me is one of the best restaurants in the chain, but I have yet to give it a try. Several chain steakhouses in the area too, but I don’t think I could eat one of their steaks having had Patrick’s steaks at the Majestic Grille Downtown. Kroger has a deli but that’s hardly even worth mentioning in a blog post about food.

That’s the list. Guess I’ll get back to work now. I’ll be at Pint Nite at the Saucer tonight after work. Possibly poker at the Silly Goose too.