Paul Ryburn's Journal

Margaritas that make you “kooky”

Kooky Canuck has announced that they will celebrate “Kooky de Mayo” all day tomorrow, Thursday May 5. Here are the details and specials:

*** $3.00 34oz Margaritas ***
$3.00 Corona Bottles
$3.00 34oz Bud Light Draft
$4.00 Tequila Shots

Kooky de Mayo Menu
South of the Border Eggrolls
Quesadillas (beef or chicken)
Taco Salad (beef or chicken)
Tortilla Soup
Refried Beans and Rice
Sopapillas

6:00pm Pinata Party
7:00pm Chihuahua Costume Contest
8:00pm World’s Smallest Chihuahua Kookamonga Challenge

Those 34 oz. margaritas are massive and are definitely the deal of the day. I seriously doubt you’ll see a better Cinco de Mayo value anywhere tomorrow. I may have to stop in for a margarita before I hit the Peabody rooftop.

You may have seen the Tony Allen “All Heart, Grit, Grind” shirt produced by the Chris Vernon Show. There’s now a second shirt, and this one features Z-Bo. Zach Randolph’s image is on the shirt in full color (with yellow headband), along with his quote “Just a blue collar player in a blue collar town.” You can order the image on Verno’s blog, or you can buy one outside the FedExForum, where he’ll set up shop prior to games Saturday and Monday. I’m going to go down there Saturday and get one.

If you’re a fan of Kerry’s I Love Memphis Blog, keep an eye on it this afternoon, or on her @ilovememphis Twitter account. She’s been working on a big secret project, and she says she’ll be ready to talk about it later today.

WordPress Memphis has announced its monthly meetup. It will be tomorrow in the EmergeMemphis building at 6 PM. The topic will be BuddyPress, the open-source social networking tool that is a companion to WordPress. Emerge is on Tennessee Street, at the corner of G.E. Patterson.

It’s Wine Down Wednesday tonight at Bar None, with half price bottles of wine. I’ll be spending some time at Bar None, our BBQ team sponsor along with WordPress.com, in the next week.

Had a good chat with one of the head Ques Brothers last night. We’re putting together alternate transportation to get team members to Tiger Lane and back home, as a backup to the shuttle service Memphis in May is arranging with MATA. I saw the team T-shirts for this year and they look great. Everything is coming together nicely and I can’t wait for next week.

Time to grab some Mexican food, then back to fun with SQL for this afternoon. No definite plans for tonight, but I’ll probably be out.

The next Peabody rooftop party is tomorrow night, May 5 – hey, that’s Cinco de Mayo! The Peabody is celebrating with a Cinco de Mayo-themed party. The buffet (included in the price of admission) will feature a nacho bar with seasoned ground beef, shredded cheese, guacamole, diced tomatoes, sour cream, salsa fresca and jalapenos. There will also be chicken empanadas, Mexican rice and refried beans on the buffet.

For those with VIP passes, there will be an additional buffet with tamales topped with chili and cheese, and a make-your-own fish taco bar.

It will be a Crown Imports fiesta featuring Corona, Corona Light, Modelo Especial, Negra Modelo, and Pacifico. Entertainment will be Kevin & Bethany Paige, along with house DJ Mark Anderson, and party hosts Maney, Drex and Riley from Q107.5/96.1. $10 cover includes first drink, ladies free before 7.

Due to weather and friends in town, I missed the first three rooftop parties, but this week I intend to be there. I’ll drink some Mexican beer and see if I can make a fish taco as good as the ones I used to eat in San Diego. I plan on being there fairly early, because by 8 or so, the Nuh-Uh Girl will leave the buffet in the same state of devastation that the tornadoes did to Tuscaloosa.

What other Cinco de Mayo parties are going on Downtown? Let me know (paul@paulryburn.com) and I’ll try to do a follow-up post tomorrow.

This Saturday, May 7, the Flying Saucer will have its 14th birthday party. Rare beers will be tapped throughout the day, and Kings of the Delta will play. With BBQ Fest load-in delayed until Sunday, Saturday is a day of rest, so if you’re on a team come on down and drink some beer.

Here are some pics I snapped at Riverside Drive between Monroe and Union tonight.

Within days Riverside itself will be under water.

I need a perch high up to take pics. My rooftop at Number 10 is not the best for river pics because the Madison Hotel blocks it. Anyone know of a good photo-taking venue from above?

Lots of flood news to start off the lunchtime post today. On Twitter, the @MemFlood account posted this map, showing areas of Shelby County that will likely be/will possibly be under water by May 10 when the Mississippi crests. OH MY GOD. I didn’t realize how serious this is going to be. Large chunks of Memphis under water, especially around the Wolf River and Nonconnah Creek.

Another good link is this chart that shows the current Mississippi River stage, and the forecast for several days out.

If you saw the I-40 bridge last night and wondered why it was not lit up, that’s due to the flood as well. They removed the transformer until the water recedes.

So, the flood will move BBQ Fest to Tom Lee Park. Participants now have two options: 1) They can make themselves miserable complaining about a situation they can’t change; or 2) They can laugh it off and resolve to have a good time anyway. Air Traffic Mike says it well in this post. BBQ team members who think they have problems because the festival was moved need to open the link in the first paragraph above, and see REAL problems.

So, tonight the Grizzlies play Game 2 at Oklahoma City at 8:30, game on TNT. Besides of the trivia night/watch party at Ferraro’s which I posted yesterday, I’ve learned of four other watch parties Downtown:

The Flying Saucer is canceling their weekly Tuesday trivia night this week so that full attention can be paid to the game. They’ll have the Grizzlies on 7 TVs, including two big screens, with sound.

South of Beale is having a watch party as well, with $3 Grizz Shots.

Spindini will have a watch party with happy hour prices during the game, and Grizzlies memorabilia giveaways.

Of course, the Grizzlies will host their own free watch party as well. Doors to the FedExForum will open at 7:30, an hour before game time.

If I hear of more watch parties, I’ll try to do an update after work. Once I get home, I’m going to wander down to the river and snap some pics. Undecided where to watch tonight. I agree that full attention on the game is necessary – trivia takes a back seat – so will end up at Saucer, Max’s, or possibly a friend’s house.

In other news, Christine’s by Shelton Clothiers has announced a Mother’s Day sale. If you can’t figure out exactly what to get her, buy her a $50 gift card to Christine’s and receive a $15 gift card free. Limit two per customer, with gift cards not valid on sale items.

That’s all for now. Off to eat a quick burger, then I’ll spend the afternoon figuring out which of 72 parameters is crashing my SQL statement. Next week, the only SQL I’ll see will be INSERT INTO paul VALUES (beer, bbq).

A few quick items before I head to Pint Nite:

Kerry from the I Love Memphis Blog had an excellent post that is all about Belgium today. Check it out to learn about Memphis in May’s honored country.

Kevin Cerrito, host of Tuesday night trivia at Ferraro’s Pizzeria and Pub, wants everyone to know that there will be plenty of TVs for Grizzlies watching tomorrow night. Sound will be on between rounds, and he intends to have the event wrapped up by the fourth quarter. Trivia begins at 8, Grizzlies game at 8:30.

And finally, a video I saw today: The original “When the Levee Breaks” (1928) by Joe McCoy and Memphis Minnie, recorded 43 years before Led Zeppelin re-made it. Thanks to Roscoe from the Saucer for finding and posting to Facebook.

With the Mississippi River forecast having been revised today for a crest of 48 feet on May 10, a number of people have emailed me out of concern. They are worried that an event that has become a Memphis institution might be affected. We want to post and dispel that rumor before it gets out of hand.

Tube Top Month will occur as scheduled, beginning on Friday, May 27 at 5:00 PM. It will not be canceled due to river flooding. It will not be postponed. It will not be moved to the fairgrounds, or Shelby Farms, or the Agricenter, although if anyone wants to take a photo of themselves wearing a tube top in any of those locations and send it in, they are more than welcome to do so.

Tube Top Month is a celebration of the greatest women’s fashion statement ever. It used to be held from midnight June 1 through 11:59 PM June 30. However, in recent years it has been expanded to include the weekend of Memorial Day and the weekend of Independence Day. It will be back, it will be business as usual, and it will be better than ever.

We now return you to your regular blog. Thank you for reading this flood emergency statement.

I woke up to the news this morning that Osama bin Laden is dead. I don’t know if it’s appropriate to celebrate anyone’s death, but I think it is appropriate to celebrate the sense of closure that thousands of victims’ families must be feeling today. Great job to the Navy SEAL team that flew in, assasinated bin Laden, and took custody of his body. Thanks to all members of the U.S. military for your hard work leading up to this moment.

Flooding continues to get more and more serious. Both parking lots on Mud Island are now under water. The river is now at 42″ with at least three more feet expected to rise. I hear that Memphis in May is now polling BBQ Fest team members to get an idea of what they’d prefer – to move the festival, or postpone it. Since I’m not one of the team captains, I won’t be in that conversation with the Ques Brothers, and that’s fine with me because I wouldn’t know what to tell them anyway. I expect we’ll hear a decision tonight or tomorrow.

For the latest flood images and news, search Twitter for the #memflood hashtag. It’s a community-sourced tag that is being used to report news on the flood, and is more comprehensive and current than what you’ll find on the local media outlets. Also, the flood maps at staysafeshelby.us have been updated to reflect predicted flooding today through May 5. IMPORTANT ALERT FOR MUD ISLAND RESIDENTS: (Edit: Earlier there was a report that the north entrance to the island at Second was closed. It is now reported to be open), and flooding is predicted for the foot of the A.W. Willis Street (Auction Street) bridge that is the southern entrance to the island. (Situation is not quite as bad as I saw on Twitter this morning. Sorry to alarm everyone, but this could get worse. Still worth it to take precautions.)

Watched the game at the Saucer yesterday. WOW… the Grizzlies are looking like a championship team, playing at as high a caliber as the Bulls, Lakers and Heat. I’m going to have to start keeping up with the Eastern Conference playoffs, because the Grizzlies will end up facing one of those teams in the NBA finals if we continue to play the way we did Friday and yesterday. I’ve had several friends attend playoff games, and after saying it was one of the best experiences of their lives, they’re now looking into season tickets for next year. Even the terrace seats, which start at $5 per game, have a very good view of the court.

So anyway, I had fun watching the Grizz yesterday, even having to deal with “The Interrupter” at the Saucer. Let me give an example:

Friend: Paul, what time is the Grizzlies game on Tuesday?

Me: (starts to open mouth)

Interrupter: “The Grizzlies game is at 8:30.”

The Interrupter is as talented at blurting his way into conversations he’s not a part of as Zach Randolph is scoring points in the paint. I’ll say it again, there needs to be a D-league for social skills.

Later, we watched the weather as a possible tornado was spotted and Tom Lee Park was cleared. We learned from the radar that there’s a community about 10 minutes west of here named “Patoka.” If BBQ Fest doesn’t happen, maybe I’ll spend next week vacationing in Patoka instead.

The usual Monday lineup for me tonight: Pint Nite at the Saucer (most draft pints $3 all day), followed by Texas Hold’em with Poker Jon and Brick at the Silly Goose at 10. If I hear a decision has been made about BBQ Fest, I’ll post.