This time, a real snowpocalypse

“So they’re dismissing school early on RUMORS of snow now?”

That was a post I saw on Facebook yesterday. It irritates me and I’ll explain why.

Twice in the past three weeks, there has been a CHANCE of snow. These were cases were winter weather advisories were issued. The temperature was about 35 and rain was moving in, but it COULD turn to ice or snow if it got below freezing. That is, if the precipitation didn’t move out of the area beforehand. Which it did. People overreacted. Schools dismissed for what seemed like nothing. People were tweeting #snOMG and checking in to Snowpocalypse 2011. Bread and milk were flying off the shelves at grocery stores.

This time, however, there was little doubt snow was imminent. A winter storm WARNING, rather than an advisory, was issued. The temperature was cold enough that it was clear any precipitation would be frozen from the very beginning. All one had to do was look at the radar, see most of Arkansas covered in blue, and realize that we were next.

Schools absolutely made the right move dismissing early this time. It was necessary to protect the kids. I left work about 1 PM, and as my car turned into a 2,000 pound sled on I-55 north of Goodman, I realized I should have left at 11. It was terrible out there. If I were a parent I’d have been furious at the school system if they’d kept school open all day.

Yeah it’s only 3 inches, and notherners say, “What’s the big deal?” The big deal is that Memphis isn’t prepared for snow. We have only one plow, and it’s at the airport. Memphians don’t know how to drive in snow. Yesterday made it clear to me that I don’t know how to drive in snow. I-55 from Goodman to the Tennessee state line was an absolute skating rink. On the 240, traffic inched along at a snail’s pace from the 55 interchange to Union. As I drove across the bridge just south of Lamar, which is known for accidents due to ice, I had someone following about 3 feet from my rear bumper. Meanwhile, someone in the left lane whizzed by at 45 MPH when the other two lanes were lucky to get up to 15.

Lesson to be learned from all this? People can be accused of overreacting to winter storm advisories all they want, but warnings need to be taken seriously. In a city as badly prepared for snow as Memphis, the kids need to be sent home when snow and ice is definitely on the menu, and it makes more sense to send them home before the roads get treacherous rather than after.

Our office in Horn Lake is closed today due to inclement weather, so it’s a snow day for me. On days like this I tend to wander the Downtown core and tweet what’s open and closed. Feel free to follow me at @paulryburn if you want.

Wed update: Vodka that tastes like Mountain Dew, good jobs/community blog, Lenny’s, Music Fest, V-Day question

“Paul, want to do a shot?” a friend asked me at Bar None, where we stopped after trivia.

Normally I refuse shots on school nights. It just makes my head hurt too much the next morning. So, as usual, I said no.

“Paul, it’s a new vodka that tastes like Mountain Dew.”

Okay, sometimes you gotta bend the rules. It was delicious. It’s a new flavor called “Dude” by Three Olives. If you’re a fan of Mountain Dew, you’ve got to try it.

On with the news…

Thanks to a retweet I happened upon a good blog this morning – Lucy’s Information Station. Lucy blogs community, church and employment information, and I found some very interesting job posts there. In recent days she’s posted a Marketing Director position for YMCA, a Finance Director position for the City of Bartlett, an Accounting Supervisor position for the Church Health Center, and an Executive Director position for the Fire Museum.

If you eat at Lenny’s a lot, you can save some money by following @LennysSubsShops on Twitter. Every Wednesday is “Social Wednesday,” where they tweet a link to a coupon. This week’s coupon is good for $1 off their Hot Italian Sub. You have to give them your name and e-mail address. I’m willing to put up with a little spam for sandwich discounts.

Memphis in May has posted the Music Fest ticket options for 2011. The $49 3-day passes go on sale later this week, according to MiM. Pay for your chance to tromp through mud and get drenched by rain while it’s cheap!

One of my readers wants to know if any Downtown bars are doing any Anti-Valentine’s Day events for singles. If you know of any shoot me an e-mail at paul@paulryburn.com and I’ll post. I’ll be at the Saucer that day, but it has more to do with the fact that I’m at the Saucer most days than it does being Valentine’s Day.

The above was the “lunchtime update” post I had started typing before I left work at 1. It is a miracle I made it home without wrecking the car. Lost control on I-55 north of Goodman, but regained control before hitting anything. Then on the 240 north of Norris, about 100 feet ahead I saw a car sliding backward into oncoming traffic, and expected a multi-car pile-up, but miraculously it didn’t happen.

Snow to continue for another 4 or so hours. Temps below freezing until Friday. Pretty damn sure I won’t be going to work tomorrow.

Since I’m home early, the drinking schedule will be (Edit: Saucer at 3, I see friends checked in there). Possibly Bardog poker at 7:30, but we’ll see (and heck, who knows if Poker Jon will even make it down there).

Time for a much-needed PBR.

Folk Alliance to host conference Downtown next week; offering public shows Wed-Sat

The Folk Alliance’s national conference will be Downtown next week. Although the main point is for folk musicians to network with, and learn from, each other, there will be public shows Wednesday the 16th through Saturday the 19th. See the flyer above for details, and www.folk.org for more information.

They issued me a media pass, so I’ll be covering the convention next week.

Tuesday news day: SMA meeting, concerts, We (heart) Uptown, Groupon, sports jobs, gay pride parade, Ghost River expansion

Tonight is the monthly South Main Association meeting. This month it will be at Local Gastropub, and county mayor Mark Luttrell will be speaking. Social at 6, program at 6:30. If you haven’t renewed your dues for 2011, you can bring cash or a check. Happy hour prices, and they will have complimentary appetizers. Free food? Wonder if the Nuh-Uh Girl will show up. Of course, you can also order off their menu. Their award-winning wings are a particularly good choice.

Change of plans… I was going to suggest everyone wear Tiger blue to the SMA meeting, to remind Local which side of the state they’re on. They tend to pander to UT fans a bit much, including letting one fan plug her iPhone into the speakers and play “Rocky Top” after the Memphis-UT game. However, I just realized that UT plays Kentucky tonight, and blue could be misconstrued as support of John Calidouchebag and his team. Calipari vs. Pearl… the Jersey Shore of college basketball coaching.

Two big concerts coming this spring to the FedExForum: Kings of Leon on Saturday, April 9, and Bon Jovi on Thursday, May 19. Reminds me… I need to see what @kolpigeon is up to. That’s the Twitter account of the pigeon who pooped on Jared from Kings of Leon last year.

There will be a “We (heart) Uptown” event this Saturday, February 13, at BRIDGES from 3 to 5 PM. It’s a free event where you can get informed about community news and get connected to projects in the community. CCC president Paul Morris will be the guest speaker. If you join the Uptown Community Association at the event, you’ll be entered into a drawing to win a year’s family membership at the Memphis Zoo. There will also be a drawing for UCA members to win a gift certificate to Ferraro’s Pizza. BRIDGES is at 477 N. Fifth, at the corner of A.W. Willis Ave. (formerly Auction Ave.).

Today’s Groupon is a Downtown deal: $20 for admission for four people, plus four collection catalogs at the Belz Museum of Asian and Judaic Art. The deal is a $48 value.

I’ve posted several job-hunting accounts to follow on Twitter, and this morning I saw an interesting one that got retweeted by the Redbirds: @TeamWorkOnline. They post Major League Baseball, NBA, NHL and NFL jobs, and other positions available in pro sports organizations.

Gay pride parade coming Downtown: The Memphis Flyer reports that the Annual Mid-South Pride Parade will move Downtown this year, taking place on Beale Street on Saturday, October 15. Welcome in advance to all the parade’s participants!

The Fuzzy Brew blog has a good post about the Ghost River brewery expansion. Brewer Chuck Skypeck discusses strategy for bottling and then marketing Ghost River Golden, and there are pics of prototypes for the bottle labels.

That’s all the news for now. I’m about 50/50 on whether to attend the SMA meeting. I should, but again, our trivia team has been needing all the help they can get lately. Coming soon: The national Folk Alliance conference is next week, and I’ll list the public showcases you can attend to hear some of the best artists.

Super Bowl Sunday

Before we begin this post, I have a very important announcement: I just regained the Foursquare mayorship of Downtown Huey’s!!! I had it for nearly six months in late 2009-spring 2010 and never thought I’d get it back! Attn Huey’s: How about a free burger for the mayor? Or better yet, some beer.

Yesterday we had our annual Super Bowl party at Barton Flats, where our friends Chad and Robin opened up their condos and turned on the Super Bowl. Here are some pics.

Robin (far right) with friends and brother
John D with his beverage of choice
Before we headed over there, Frank brought his orange UT cooler to the Saucer. We tried to use menus and jackets to hide it as much as possible, but a little orange still peeked through.
The Nuh-Uh Girl was unavailable, so here's a pic of Darrin eating instead.
Skippy
Stephanie and Brian
Katie
There should be a write-your-own-caption contest for this one.
After the game, I went back to the Saucer, where Kelly was celebrating (meaning: getting really hammered) on her night off.

It’s 11:56, I just got home from poker at the Silly Goose, and I’m too tired to post any more pics. Go look at the rest of the photo album here.

Attn Ques Brothers: Time to pay 2011 membership dues

I’ve been asked to post a quick reminder to my BBQ teammates that it’s time to pay dues for 2011. We have to come up with a rather large registration fee to pay Memphis in May by February 15, and we need membership dues to be able to do that.

Ques Brothers – you should have got e-mails from Chuck or Steve explaining where to send the check. Individual memberships are $200 if paid before February 14 (that’s next Monday!), $250 afterward. If you lost the e-mail or didn’t get it, shoot me an e-mail at paul@paulryburn.com and I will forward you the announcement from Chuck and Steve.

Should be a good year… we’ve got WordPress back on board, and a couple of guests from last year had such a good time that they’ve already asked to become 2011 members.

QUES BROTHERS!!!!!

Tired, out-of-it day after Super Bowl update

Feeling tired and out of it today, which I guess is to be expected for the day after the Super Bowl. Apologies for any spelling/grammar errors that I’m too tired to catch.

The Center for Southern Folklore is asking for help matching a $30,000 grant to be given by the National Endowment for the Arts. The Center does a lot to preserve the region’s artistic and musical heritage and deserves our support. Go here to learn how you can support the Center.

The Memphis Library is running a vote to pick the design for their new library cards. Artbutcher has the details on how you can vote.

If you’re a dog lover, you ought to head over to Air Traffic Mike’s blog and read the touching “Chain of Life” series Mike just completed.

Fun Super Bowl party last night at Barton Flats… I took over 100 pics, but it may be a few days before I can download them from the camera and go through them. Congrats to the Packers on their win.

Bleh. Sorry for a rather boring post but I’m just not with it today. Pint Nite at the Saucer is on the agenda tonight, of course. May play poker at the Silly Goose at 10.

Vote for your favorite Majestic Grille appetizer or flatbread

Up unusually early for a Sunday. Guess I’ll start a long Super Bowl day with mimosas at the Majestic Grille.

Speaking of which… The Majestic Grille has a new poll online. They’re asking their customers to vote (it takes literally seconds) and tell them what is their favorite Majestic appetizer or flatbread. The winning appetizer or flatbread will be on sale for $5 the week of February 20-26. They will announce the winner on Facebook and Twitter on Sunday, February 20. Follow them on Twitter at @MajesticGrille.

Vote here.

Tiger game @ Max’s Sports Bar

Yesterday I headed south to Max’s Sports Bar, where the Tigers-Gonzaga game was on many of the TVs with sound. Here are some pics:

Max had a big box of stuff to give away. With every beer came a raffle ticket, and numbers were drawn at halftime and during timeouts.
Gary
... and Gary's twin
Bad Shane with a winning raffle ticket. "Don't give me no Tennessee orange crap, now!" By the way: Where was Good Shane?
Honey habanera hot wings will light you up!
Christy, Mikey and Billy
Really Christy, is that the best you can do?

Tigers won a close battle, 62-58. Good non-conference win, but we’re still probably going to have to win the Conference USA tournament to be invited to the big dance.

On the way home, I stopped at the Saucer, where I got proof that my blog can be used to effect positive social change. For the past month I’ve been writing how no one wants to be “that guy” who shows up to a BYOB party empty-handed and then mooches everyone else’s beer. Well, I overheard the person I was talking about say he had stopped at the store to buy beer for our Super Bowl party today. He’s learning! I made sure to mention very loudly that a bunch of people were going to karaoke at the Blue Monkey, and named off some of his favorite people, in the hope that he’d go down there and annoy the crap out of everybody. I do not mind being called a hater where karaoke is concerned.

Got a favor to ask of my fellow Downtown Tiger fans… throw your Tiger blue gear in the laundry and get it ready… I’m going to ask everyone to wear Tiger Blue Tuesday night to show how much we love our West Tennessee home team. More details on the blog tomorrow.

Today is our annual Super Bowl party, but that doesn’t start until 4. What to do in the meantime? Oh yeah, I know… it’s PINT NITE!!!!! The Flying Saucer is starting Pint Nite a day early to celebrate “the big game.” From the moment they open the doors at noon until the time they close tomorrow night, most draft beers will be only $3. What’s very interesting is that I’m at 190 beers toward my fifth plate. I have nine Pint Nite beers left, and there are three Pint Nites in the next eight days. That means I only have to drink one more expensive beer that I don’t like to finish the plate and become a Master of the Universe (5 times through the Ring of Honor).

I went to bed early to get ready for a long day today… checking Facebook and Twitter to see what happened last night that I missed… WHOA, did I see a 3 AM Foursquare checkin from John D? That’s what, six hours past his bedtime? …The Nuh-Uh Girl took the Raiford’s limo to Beale and then lost her keys… and there are photos people tweeted from karaoke at the Monkey. I love karaoke as much as I love Bruce Pearl, cubicles, Cordova, Abita Turbo Dog, and Ole Miss. You will NEVER see me there on a Saturday night. Seriously thinking about getting on CafePress and creating a line of “Hell No We Won’t Go” anti-karaoke merchandise.

Keep your browser pointed at MemphisWeather.net this week… looks like we’ve got the potential for a snow day or two.

Time to ice down the PBR and get ready… there will probably be a photo album from the Super Bowl party, up tomorrow or Tuesday, depending on how hung over I am after tonight.