Restaurants: How NOT to react to customer issues on Twitter

A few days ago, a friend of mine tweeted about bad service she had received at a Downtown restaurant, and commented that she would never go back again.

This morning the restaurant tweeted the following:

“#fixedproblemswithservice #bestserviceever #notoutofanythingeveragain”

This is one of the stupidest responses I have ever seen, and indicates that the restaurant in question does not get social media at all. Let’s examine this response hashtag by hashtag:

1) #fixedproblemswithservice: Why is this a hashtag? Hashtags make posts on a similar topic easier to organize and find. Who is ever going to be searching for “#fixedproblemswithservice?” Just say “Fixed problems with service” like a normal human being. The same goes for the two other hashtags in the response. Not that I’ve never been guilty of hashtag abuse on my own Twitter account, but I’m not trying to promote a business when I tweet.

By the way, why not tweet HOW you fixed the problems with service? People will be more willing to believe you if you provide details.

2) #bestserviceever: This is something you want your customers to be saying about you, not something you want to say about yourself on social media. Sounds like bragging and gives no indication that you’ve actually taken steps to correct the issues related to the customer’s complaint.

3) #notoutofanythingeveragain: This is not realistic. Every restaurant runs out of some item sometime. This sounds dismissive of the customer’s complaint, and rather condescending.

How would I have handled the complaint, based on my total of 0 years, 0 months, and 0 days in the service industry? I would have DMed the upset customer and asked her to describe the issues that occurred that led to her bad experience at my restaurant. I would have supplied an e-mail address so she could vent at greater length than 140 characters. And, of course, I’d have apologized.

Upon receiving her e-mail, I’d have read carefully what she wrote, then taken steps as necessary to ensure that other diners do not have the same bad experience. I’d have replied via e-mail thanking her for taking the time to provide feedback, and listing what corrective measures were taken. Then I’d have tweeted, “Thanks @customerusername for your thoughtful feedback. We value your business and hope you’ll give us another try.” As I learned at the Geekend conference, when you screw up and people call you out on it, own it.

If this restaurant doesn’t already use a social media consulting company, they need to hire one immediately. If they do, they need to call them immediately and set up a Twitter damage control session. They might also want to follow @kookycanuck, @peabodymemphis, @southofbeale and @majesticgrille, all of whom are very good case studies in how to use social media to effectively converse with customers.

A New Face for an Old Broad

Today I want to talk about an event that is not Downtown, but that I find very exciting. It’s in a neighborhood that is at the point in its redevelopment that South Main was at 10 years ago. Seeing what South Main became, I see tremendous potential in this neighborhood.

A New Face for an Old Broad will celebrate the redevelopment of the Broad Avenue area. Friday and Saturday, November 19 and 20, there will be art, music, food, kids’ activities, exercise classes, book signings, holiday shopping, protected bike lanes, and more. Over 10 bands will perform on the Great River Crossing stage.

While there, check out Blues City Thrift, a new thrift store that is opening in the area. It’s the dream of Amy Hoyt, who ran the excellent MIFA Store before MIFA decided to focus on other operations. Amy wants to provide a thrift shopping experience like Memphis has never seen, and if you saw the incredible bargains at the MIFA Store, then you know Amy can deliver. 100% of the profits from the store will be donated to Memphis charities.

Also check out the art gallery Odessa for an exhibition by Joshua Smith, better known as Hydro74. The Hydro74 solo will feature Smith’s work across various mediums including print, apparel and wheatpaste installations. Smith is an Orlando-based designer who makes cutting edge branding, apparel, illustration and typography. His work bridges the gap between fine art and advertising brand with an impressive client list. In addition to the exhibition, Smith will also be giving a lecture on his work and process in conjunction with the local Memphis AIGA (American Institute of Graphic Arts) chapter. The talk will take place at Stop345 – 345 Madison Ave – at 6:30 P.M. on November 19th and is being co-sponsored by Click-Boom and Desingabolic.

Check the events calendar for more info on what will be happening at A New Face for an Old Broad.

Time to run up the street and defend my Zaxby’s mayorship… will probably post again this evening.

Winter Warmer beer fest tickets now on sale

Winter Warmer, the beer festival planned for Saturday, January 15 from 4:00-7:30 PM at Central Station, has announced that tickets are now on sale. You can buy them here. You can also buy tickets at the Blue Monkey’s Downtown location – the Monkey is the sponsor of the event. Tickets are $33 until January 5; after that they go up three dollars. They are limiting the event to 800 attendees, so if you want to go, buy tickets early.

There will be entertainment by Bob & Susie Salley and the Memphis Raqs belly dancers. More info about the event

View the beer list here.

A beer fest I can walk or trolley to? Yep, I think I just might have to go.

Breakfast flatbread @ Majestic Grille

Sunday I went to brunch at the Majestic Grille, and noticed a new flatbread on their brunch menu – the breakfast flatbread. Spinach, egg, mozzarella, ham, bacon and vodka sauce on a flatbread. Given that ham, bacon and vodka sauce are three of my favorite things on the entire menu, I decided to give it a try. Sure enough, it lived up to my expectations. Delicious. It instantly became one of my favorite flatbreads on the Majestic’s menu, and one I am sure I will order again.

City Market looks like it’s almost ready

City Market, the new neighborhood grocery store going in at the northeast corner of Main and Union, looks like it’s got just about everything in place except the groceries. Hopefully it won’t be very much longer before it’s open. Here are a few pics I snapped as I walked down Main last night.

Meanwhile, no progress on Union Street Bath House, the new business going into the southwest corner of Main and Union, cat-a-corner from City Market. Owner Yuri had an illness in the family and had to fly back to Russia a couple of weeks ago. I hear things are better but I am not sure when he’s making his return to Memphis (or if he’s already back and I just don’t know it). Good to see business opening on this very important Downtown intersection.

Peabody news: New Year’s Eve, job fair

Tired out today. Glad most Tiger games do not start at 11 PM. Congrats to the Tigers on a hard-fought win over Miami… they’ve got a lot of prep work to do before they face Kansas next month though.

The Peabody has announced its plans for New Year’s Eve. There will be two parties going on simultaneously. Here are the details:

One party will be a high-energy dance party called “The Wildside Party.” It will be hosted by Maney & Riley from Q107.5, and will feature Lord T & Eloise, Garry Goin & G3, Alexis Grace and DJ Mark Anderson. Tickets for this party are $35 in advance, $45 at the door.

The other party will be a sophisticated New Year’s celebration called “The Scene Party.” Andy Childs, DJ Cody Rogers, and the John Felix Trio will entertain. Tickets for this one are $25 in advance, $35 at the door.

There’s also a party package for $55 advance/$75 door that gets you into both parties. You can buy tickets on the Peabody’s website. In the coming weeks they’ll have a Facebook contest to win a party package and night’s stay. Become a fan of The Peabody Ducks and stay tuned for details.

In other Peabody news, their HR department was interviewed in yesterday’s Commercial Appeal article on job hunting. The Peabody is one of the few Memphis companies that is growing, and they expect to add 50 positions by the end of the year. Next week they will hold a job fair, so if you’re looking for a position, be sure to attend! Positions will range from management to security to server jobs, so there will be something for everyone.

I have more stuff to post, but it’s on my camera and I don’t bring my camera to work… hopefully will post it when I get home, before going to trivia.

Elbert Hubbard arrested

Elbert Hubbard, a criminal I described in a post Friday who has been seen Downtown in the past few days, has been arrested on charges of criminal trespass and assault. He was booked into the Shelby County Jail at 4:35 PM.

Keep in mind that he may have the opportunity to bail out, and it’s not guaranteed that the arrest will lead to the D.A. pressing charges. But for now, we’re safe from him.

Will post a mug shot when it becomes available.

Pics: Funny Hat Day

Weird thing happened yesterday at the Saucer. I was leaning against the door that connects the inner and outer rooms, just watching all my friends in their funny hats, when this guy I didn’t know came up and snapped a pic of me with his camera phone. Um, okay.

About 30 minutes later, I went to the restroom, did my business, and moved to the sink to wash my hands. Someone came in and went to the first urinal, the one nearest the sink. As I was washing my hands I saw the same camera phone appear from behind the wall separating the sink and urinal, and it snapped another pic of me.

“What the f…?” I said. “You don’t go around snapping pics of people in bathrooms.” The guy pretended not to know what I was talking about. A few minutes later I pulled one of his buddies aside and told him that if I saw the guy snapping any more pics, I’d have him thrown out. He and his friends left not long after that.

So if I appear on some blog or website today, that’s what was going on and the person posting the pics is a weirdo. He seemed to want to get pics of me when I was not standing around anyone else. Whatever. The things you have to deal with when you write a popular blog.

Anyway, on to my pics. Every year on the second Sunday in November, we gather at the window of the Saucer for Funny Hat Day. This was started about five years ago, when COGIC held their convention here the second week of November. The ladies of COGIC were known for their elaborate hats, so we put our hats on too. COGIC has moved to St. Louis now (have you noticed how happy the servers have been this week?), but Funny Hat Day lives on.

Ah, Monday, as unpleasant as it is to see you, it’s the start of a not-so-bad week for me. I have a three-day weekend coming up, the Snuggie Pub Crawl, and a trivia team party. It’s also Downtown Dining Week. This week won’t be so bad. Off to work.