Not only is Sharp Dressed Bum annoying, belligerent, and rude, but he has bad taste in music as well

I’ve seen Sharp Dressed Bum walking around downtown this week. This year he isn’t so sharp dressed… instead of neatly pressed linen club clothes, he has a black T-shirt and jeans. I’ve been trying to get a look at what T-shirt (without getting close enough to actually talk to him) he’s been wearing. Today I finally did.

It’s an NSYNC concert shirt. That’s right, Sharp Dressed Bum is an NSYNC fan.

I didn’t think it was possible to respect him any less but… now I do.