Dress like a doofus. Eat for cheap.

I heard a rumor that if you eat lunch at McGuinness on Mondays, and you dress in a red polo or light gray polo, black slacks, black belt, black socks, and black shoes – please note that they have to be POLISHABLE shoes, that’s very important – you’ll get 30% off your bill.

Why? Because Monday is Uniform Monday at AutoZone, whose headquarters are a couple of blocks away. The outfit I described above is the corporate uniform, so if you go in McG wearing that attire they’ll assume you work at AutoZone and give you the company discount.