I’m pleased to announce that I have selected my BFF of the Month for the month of June. There were several strong contenders. However, after much deliberation I have decided to name Suzy (see picture below) my BFF of the Month for June.
I ran into Suzy Friday night at Itta Bena, and she presented a compelling argument why she deserved to be my BFF of the Month. “I drink. I cuss. I won’t blow cigarette smoke in your face. And you know I can totally rock a tube top, which is important since June is Tube Top Month,” she told me.
“Well, okay,” I said. “But so far, you’re only running even with my former BFF who works at Big Foot. She can claim all those things. And she didn’t work out.”
Suzy continued, “I won’t expect you to buy me drinks… I’ll just expect you to have a drink with me once in a while. And I won’t be mean to you, or insult you, or hit you, or cuss you out.” Okay, now she had clearly established herself as a breed apart from my former BFF. Then she pointed out once again how she can rock a tube top. That is an important qualification for the month of June.
So, Suzy is my BFF of the Month this month. For the other candidates who were in the running, there’s still hope… a new BFF of the Month will be named July 1.
Lunch break is almost over. Time to hit Elliott’s to grab a burger to take back to work.