by guest bloggers Glo and Flo
Dear Pot:
(Paul)
There was a definite reason that Glo N Flow appeared drunkety drunk last night. Their alleged BF’s stranded them on NYE and that made Glo N Flo very angry. So angry, in fact, that they just had to go on a weekend bender and explain what happened to every man in site. Who breaks up with their significant other on such a significant holiday, right ladies?!
After explaining the situation to a few fine fellows, they proceeded to by us drinks to console us. This technique was skillfully honed by Flo who mastered the art then shared with Glo. It worked better for Flo than for Glo. But sadly this did really happen to both of us.
And we are not finished. 2010 may be our retaliation year. If you want to be our next victim, please send requests to paul@paulryburn.com. He will have to vouch for us that we are not trolls because we want to remain anonymous. And PAUL YOU BETTER NOT EVER PUBLISH PICS OF US IN OUR DELICATE STATE!
Too bad that our first guest blog post was to defend of our honor. But here is your first dose of female perspective.
Love,
Kettle
(Glo)